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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Pre-order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

#HOLY SHIT YES YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS

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me, opening tumblr after a 3 week hiatus: what the FUCK did neil do this time,,,

#cue my suprised pikachu face #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens season two #may have ruined me

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yes, jayce talis CAN be a hextech genuis AND a himbo

#simultaneously #ma boi is SO SMart AND SO DUMB #like would not know that red pandas are not pandas #jayce talis #jayce league of legends #jayce arcane #jayvik #meljayvik #meljay #for good measure #arcane

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When people call The Secret History a murder mystery it makes me want to commit a redistribution of matter.

#donna tartt #the secret history #henry winter #tsh #richard papen #dark academia #books

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When people call The Secret History a murder mystery it makes me want to commit a redistribution of matter.

#tsh #the secret history #donna tartt #henry winter #richard papen

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EXACTLY the potential was just !!!!

do you ever think how weird it is that disney thought

"hmm yes lets make a film, lock ALL villians on an isle, yeah murderers rapist and literal canonical *child abuse*, horrible traumatic childhoods all round, very dark and gritty concept.....but, like-its totes pg!!

#disney descendants #wasted potential disney #descendants #i could literally go on about this for ages #and i will

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"my babygirl would never!" ,,,bestie that is a feral deranged middle aged morally gay obsessive pirate masochist. he will do ANYTHING

#like hes my babygirl too #but still #izzy hands #israel hands #ofmd #our flag bbc #our flag means death #izzy hands needs a hug #and/or therapy

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making something with your hands is-like-!!!! I MADE THIS my efforts are concrete and worthy, instant mood boost-ahh i feel like a medieval craftsman named septimus the maker in the best way possible-LIKE I BIRTHED THIS INTO EXISTANCE HOW RAD IS THAT??!!

#sewing #knitting #crochet #currently sewing bag #crafts #hand crafted #baking #the dopamine from baking is NEXT LEVEL

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the expectation of heterosexuality in films is so crazy-like watching glass onion and my dad just sighs and says ' god why is it only gay men that have style...' and i legitimately went 'what about Benoit Blanc?' and he looked at me with such concern

#like IM THE RESIDENT QUEER COUSINtm #that makes it worse #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #benoit x phillip #like this was HALFWAY THOUGH the film #those funky lil gay neckties

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watching ofmd pt 2

part 2. of watching ofmd with my slightly right leaning immigrant dad and holy sHIT HES SO INVESTED-when we first saw Blackbeard he was like 'definitely softie' and he is now STILL hlding it over my head as we are pulled further into a binge watching abyss- he has stopped lowkey shipping and has started high key shipping. it was inevitable.

#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag bbc #ed x stede #fandom things #ofmd ships #haha punmaster of the year #blackbeard

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how long was it going to take for me to realise bios are a THING here too? i have an account. i have lurked here for years, yet am still superemely, blissful oblivious to ANYTHING unless it is pointed out...i am coming to the realisation natural selection is coming for me

#today years old #who knew #just realised i was thought to be a bot

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do you ever like...engage with a source material SO POORLY WRITTEN that you just redo it,,,like in your head and when you encounter others from the fandom you're just reminded that no, you have some barely remembered canon and A LOT of daydreaming....

#disney descendants #descendants 2 #descendants 3 #disney channel #glee #klaine #cruella 2021 #like no offence costumes were the bomb BUT STILL

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ok so a friend recommended our flag means death and i started the first episode while my late 40s, slightly right leaning immigrant dad was in the room and HEs ACTAUALLY ENJOYING IT- like were several episodes in and we may be shipping people......just a bit

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard #ed x stede #and when he found out mr waititi did it? GOLD #fandom things #fandom

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do you ever think how weird it is that disney thought

"hmm yes lets make a film, lock ALL villians on an isle, yeah murderers rapist and literal canonical *child abuse*, horrible traumatic childhoods all round, very dark and gritty concept.....but, like-its totes pg!!

#disney descendants #core 4 #mal descendants #evie grimhilde #carlos de vil #jay son of jafar #disney channel