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The dices are so nices!!

#d&d #dnd #dice goblin #dice #i just think they're neat #but really #love to collect and put a little trinket with each set

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✨CPI inflation calculator my beloved✨

#a dear friend who fills me with righteous anger and helps me confused and concern my elders #inflation #american culture #america #economy #it do be like that #economics

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Exploiting evolution for entertainment purposes (cloud watching)

#pattern recognition sure is a doozy #pattern recognition #long car ride

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Little Sister: Are we ready to roll?!

Me: Let me get my shoes!

Dad: Let me get my socks!

Mom, munching a bagel: Huh-uh.

#family #shitpost #alignment chart #it’s a family matter #mom totaled our momentum like a cheap car #usually it’s baby sister that does that

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It’s true; there are bugs that glow and bugs that scream.

so many people don’t recognize how cool North American wildlife is like we’re just so used to it

#firefly #lightning bug #cicada #north america #north american wildlife #desensitization

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Are you a shmoopity-boop? Are you a shmoopity-boop *and* a gobbley-gook? That’s quite the resume!

#said to a small husky i’m dogsitting #her name is kitty #she has the bicolored eyes #not sure what she sees though besides play potential #resume building #certified something

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the List is God and God is a List.

#I think this one speaks for itself

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Did you get wined-and-dined or bread-and-circused?

#important topic #a good metric #me thinks #tbh it is sometimes hard to tell

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Catch me neurodivergently organizing my dice collection.

#each set gets a little trinket #as a treat #d&d #dice #dice goblin #adhd #neurodivergent #its the neurodivergency

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Today my grandma and I stood over the sink and gleefully gnawed the last of the mango off the pits while my mother chided us for being messy and I thought, “this is how mango is meant to be eaten”. Surely we could not have been the first grandmother and grandchild in history to be scolded around the kitchen for chomping fruit like little gremlins.

Today I was sitting in the car with my mom, getting ready to go to Goodwill. We each had a box of raspberries to eat (they were only $1.50 each, fucking decadence), and I was like, “ah, this is what money is for: acquiring the fruits of the earth” :)

#little joys #gremlin snacking #delight #little delights #gremlin things

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The bots are at least improving their naming systems…

#tumblr bot #bot #tumblrstuff #but still

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👁Behold👁

European Pine Marten :)

- Nice-looking

- Weasely

- Long

#weird animals #weasel #behold #ferret #pine marten

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Nosewise Filthe

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My father and I are generally rather competent individuals. But when placed inside the confines of a grocery store, with all the expectations and implications such a place holds, we truly become the embodiment of “two idiots one braincell”.

#two idiots one braincell #adhd #father of mine #adulting #grocery store run

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Today I was sitting in the car with my mom, getting ready to go to Goodwill. We each had a box of raspberries to eat (they were only $1.50 each, fucking decadence), and I was like, “ah, this is what money is for: acquiring the fruits of the earth” :)

#fruit #raspberry #raspberries #goodwill #thrifting #decadence #money is for aquiring the fruits of the earth #unless you are able to grow them yourself #in which case good for you! #produce sales

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It was the pastor’s wife. Apparently it’s his favorite musical…

I was compelled to venture to church yesterday, and at one point I was standing on a bench, minding my business, when I hear the Phantom of the Opera Overture start playing—obviously someone’s ringtone—and of course I look directly at the cluster of youth closest to my line of sight like, “alright, which of you lil creatures is a theater junkie”, and lo and behold, it was a little old lady.

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Me, has ADHD: Oh look, they have herbs!

My dad, loves herbs: Yes they do!

*eyes remain on the herbs*

My dad: Yes they do…

#adhd #herbs #herb garden #gardening #dad jokes #father of mine #adhd is genetic #fyi