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I like to live my life on the edge… on the edge of crying. It’s a real issue for me actually.

#funny #sadnees #angst #college

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Watching your friends use audible after you told them about Libby

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Reason to Live #8300

 Playing your favorite song as loudly as you want in your car . – Guest Submission

(Please don’t add negative comments to these posts.)

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Let’s say you order food on DoorDash and you’re also a DoorDash driver, could you get paid to get your own food?

#funny #food #questions

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I’m tired, sleep isn’t helping.

#im just tired #tiredstudents #bed

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If someone poured boiling water on me right now I’d thank them

I’m so cold wtf

#funny #cold #winter

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@dailydoseofvitaminme32

Online friends are so cute like you'll prolly just say 'hi' and they'll be like 'HEY HI BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LET'S GO TO LIBRARIES TOGETHER!!'

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Womb: baby’s first escape room

#funny #hilarious

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One woman’s uterus is another child’s escape room

#funny #hilarious

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Seeking advice:

I suck at being cozy, I try with blankets and pillows etc.

Please tell me what to do

#books #motivating myself #onlinefriend #warm and cozy #cozy space #bed #pillow #blanket

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#funny #books #twilight saga #twilight #edward cullen

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If you aren’t happy right now, just a reminder that Christmas is in 23 weeks.

#inspiring quotes #happy #it’s okay #christmas

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bella, what's your favourite misspelling of your kids name? mine is resentment

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“Isle should I make it up to you”😂😂😂

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@the ponytail lady whose van got stolen by a family of vampires, how are you holding up?

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I died

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When the girls run in twilight, how does their hair not get into a mess?

It would be so tangled

This. Bothers. Me. So. Much!!!!!

We literally see Bella's hair going wild in Breaking Dawn so how is it still perfect?! Even if we accept the premise there's some venom in their hair making it supper lucious and shiny and cool for all eternity it would NOT make your hair so rigid that it just doesn't move. For one you would be able to blend in with humans anymore because our hair goes with the flow and two, nobody would ever find vampires attractive if they looked like playmobile toys with solid hair.

The girls be looking like this ☠☠