townytowncomics

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Life hack: Run away from home if you're NOT your parents' favorite child. 🏃‍♂️💨

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #child #mom #favorite

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I recently learned Tornado Alley has apparently shifted eastward over the years––and as a resident of Ohio, I would like to kindly request that Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, and all those other states take it BACK.

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #tornado #storm #lightning

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Shoutout to all my homies trying to boost their credit scores at the expense of their dignity. 😤

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #school #teacher #math

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Remember to respect our boys in blue (a slightly different shade of blue, however).

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #mail #police #stamp

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Before you hire your local handyman, be sure to double-check you aren't accidentally hiring a "VANDY"-man. 💣

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #paint #police #graffiti

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If you ask me, the winner of a spelling bee ought to be designated the “spelling queen bee”. 🤔

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #spell #swear #judge

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This is random, but I just realized Santa's business expense write-offs in his tax returns must be INSANE. ✍️

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #Santa #night #monster

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #Santa #night #monster

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Wall Street executives DON'T want you to know this one secret to QUICKLY and EFFICIENTLY destroying your credit score, net worth, and marriage. 🤫

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #house #car #money

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Ironically, I am posting this comic exactly one day after the dashboard light turned on in my car indicating I need an oil change.

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #dentist #car #rent

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Thank goodness my art style has improved from whatever is exhibited in this 7-year-old comic. 😂

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #police #speed #win

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone except the gentleman featured in this comic.

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #ValentinesDay #date #movies

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This comic is dedicated to my one friend who once got a noise complaint in his old apartment complex for “walking too loudly”.

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #apartment #loud #music

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #apartment #loud #music

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Is there a size limit when it comes to owning pet rocks? Because ya boy is looking to adopt Mount Everest––if at all possible.

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #pet #rock #truck

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I forgot to study for my last eye exam, and now my license to see has been revoked. :(

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #doctor #patient #date

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Where you start to make this comics?

If I understand your question, I draw these (and color them—as applicable) all by hand! I do, however, touch up my comics in Photoshop before posting them online. Also, I’ve been drawing “Towny Town” since 2007! 😎

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Sign my change.org petition today to build an elaborate underground network of tunnels for the elderly to permanently circumvent the dangers that come with old men/women crossing the street alone. ✍️

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #road #highway #bingo

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My philosophy is that if LIE detectors are not considered scientifically reliable, then SMOKE detectors are equally fallible—and I choose to ignore them whenever one goes off. 😤

#comic #comicstrip #funny #webcomic #school #fire #class