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tothemaxi · 23 hours
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woh
Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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tothemaxi · 4 days
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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tothemaxi · 4 days
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"if you're stubborn enough to keep going, im stupid enough to go with you."
- richard rodgers (AKA richard castle)
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tothemaxi · 5 days
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"...dont confuse me with your reasonableness."
- richard rodgers (AKA richard castle)
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tothemaxi · 5 days
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"3 armed cops and a writer makes 4,
you're under arrest,
so get on the floor!"
- Richard Rodgers (Richard Castle)
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tothemaxi · 9 days
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"its past my motherfuckin' bedtime!"
- Tyler the Creator
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tothemaxi · 18 days
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AND! ancient egyptians used papyrus as tampons AND as pads (though more often as tampons)
ancient civilizations and peoples all over the world have been using the idea of a pad for centuries.
this person is probably just ignorant, but a refusal to learn is where the problem comes in.
Is this person okay in the head? You know what else hasn't been available forever? Cars, laptops, phones, does that mean we can suddenly survive without them? Fuck no. What even is this ideology????
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tothemaxi · 30 days
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guys, i'm SCARED
i'm getting desensitized(?) to hurting people.
like, i'm just accepting the fact that i hurt people as part of my life, but also the thought that the people i hurt could leave makes me crumble
i know they probably should leave, but like im sorry, idk how to fix it it's a mental illness. i say as manipulating them.
and i hate that i hurt people, but like how tf am i supposed to fix being manipulative and toxic?
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tothemaxi · 1 month
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a vulcan wrote this
“Don’t throw away your logic for an emotion you will feel temporarily.”
— Malanda
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tothemaxi · 1 month
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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tothemaxi · 1 month
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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tothemaxi · 1 month
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REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:
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tothemaxi · 1 month
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me and the endometriosis are fighting
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tothemaxi · 1 month
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
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tothemaxi · 2 months
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Solid advice!
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tothemaxi · 2 months
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we the people of tumblr, recognize lwaxana troi as a bad bitch girl boss.
like if you love lwaxana troi reblog if you love lwaxana troi view if you love lwaxana troi fuck the haters she's a bad bitch girl boss and it's time we the people realized this
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tothemaxi · 2 months
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"he said you were like family,"
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"he was family! he was family..."
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