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This magical destiny really kicked me in the butt.
Emma Swan
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Henry: Zelena, you are a badass! Zelena: Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a castle guard. Regina: Zelena! Zelena: What? HE STABBED ME FIRST!
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Henry: So, Santa, what can we expect from this party? David [dressed as Santa Claus]: It’s going to be a very jolly time if you’ve been good. Zelena: What if you’ve been bad? David: Oh, then nothing but a lump of coal for you. Zelena: What if you’ve been really, really bad, more evil and strictly wrong? Regina: Hey, Zelena? We’ve got it. Lump of coal.
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Rumple: See this is why some of the best superheroes are men. Batman, Superman….
Emma: Wonder Woman.
Rumple: Wonder Woman.
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Rumple: I know you must be surprised to see me here. Belle: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.
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Rumple: You, what's your name? Hyde: Hyde. Rumple: What'd you call me? Hyde: My name is Hyde. Rumple: Who would do that to you?
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Henry Sr: Success is the best revenge.
Regina: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge.
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Snow [about Emma and Regina]: Uh, excuse me. Who's in charge here? Emma: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
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Rumple: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you? EQ: As defending champion, you nervous?
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"Oh, look at that. I've been impaled."
Count of Monte Cristo
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Ruby: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic...I just described a dog, didn't I? Belle: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.
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Emma: Look, Regina, you're obviously upset about Robin. Snow: So, we've come to help you out. Regina: I'm not upset. Emma: Regina, we found you by the pond, throwing rocks at couples. Regina: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?
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David: Yes! High five, Hook! Hook [holds up his hook]: Can we not do this?
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Rumple: I saved your life. Twice! Belle: Because you put it in danger! Twice!
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Hyde: In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap. Emma: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief. Hyde: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time. Emma: Justice is a non-corrosive metal. Hyde: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange. Emma: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold. Hyde: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil. Emma: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire. Hyde: Maybe I got an extended warranty. Emma: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose. Regina: Oh, girls, girls, you’re both pretty.
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Henry: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, mister? Rumple: No. Henry: I could help you cross the street. Rumple: No. Henry: I could help you cross over the yard. Rumple: No. Henry: I could help you cross your shop. Rumple: No! [closes the door on Henry's foot] Henry: Ow.
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