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HAHAHAHA

Emily: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us and want them?

Derek: wait a minute-

JJ, whisper yelling: Enough! We are in the FIELD!

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Literally one of my fav scenes from the whole series

Criminal Minds 2.21 “Open Season”

bonus:

#emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #criminal minds #penelope garcia

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JJ: My hair is dry so we can put the windows down now.

Emily: You couldn’t have told me that while we were sitting in that parking lot?

JJ: Didn’t think of it until just now.

Emily: Ok then, hold the steering wheel.

JJ, panicking: What?

Emily: Hold the steering wheel. I have to put my hair up if we’re going to roll the windows down.

JJ: Emily, we will crash if we try that

*Emily grabs JJ’s hand and puts in on the steering wheel*

Emily: No we won’t.

*Emily let’s go of the steering wheel*

JJ: Shit! Emily!

Read more here on ao3: link

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV), Criminal Minds: Evolution (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jennifer “JJ” Jareau/Emily Prentiss Characters: Jennifer “JJ” Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Tara Lewis Additional Tags: Shameless Smut, tara lewis is a little shit, Established Relationship, porn with very limited plot, Drunk Hijinks, no evolution spoilers Summary:

Emily and JJ’s date night does not go as they planned. (For @thundervalleyalleycat for @cmgiftexchange)

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CRIMINAL MINDS FANDOM GIFT EXCHANGE 2022

Welcome friends + fans of Criminal Minds to the 2022 fandom gift exchange. Hit that follow button - wheels up in 17 (days).

Firstly, what is a fandom gift exchange I hear you ask? That’s simple. It’s like Secret Santa, but instead of receiving a candle that someone got from their grandma last Christmas and didn’t want, you get a fan creation made (or written) just for you.

Okay, so how does it work? Everyone will both receive a gift, and create a gift. After the 12th, you will get a DM from us with the details of your recipient’s wish list, so you can get started. There will be a week’s window to post your gifts - starting Dec 19th - and you can choose to do this publicly on tumblr or AO3, or via direct message.

Do I get to choose my own recipient/Santa? You will be assigned both a recipient and a Santa based on your answers to the form at the end of this post. You will be matched by the ships and characters you’re willing to create for/wish to receive works about, the content you’re able to create or wish to receive, and any other factors we think might be relevant. This is so you don’t end up having to write a story for a character you don’t like, or a ship you can’t tolerate. We’ll ensure that you also don’t receive anything that might be triggering, upsetting, or inappropriate in terms of rating - as these are all things you’ll answer about on the form.

Okay so what fan works are allowed? FanFiction (anything over 1000 words), fanart, video edits, fanmixes (min. 8 tracks) and creative gif sets will all be accepted as gifts - the important thing being you should present something you yourself would be happy to receive (in terms of quality, a finished piece etc.) In the form, you can select preferences for these, as well as letting us know what type of creation you’re willing to gift. We will match you to your recipient and Santa through this.

We are allowing NSFW content in this exchange, however, as minors will also be allowed to participate, please read the info of your recipient very carefully to ensure you don’t gift someone something inappropriate. Also be sure to use the community guidelines on tumblr, and the rating system on Ao3 (if applicable) to ensure this content is seen by the correct eyes!

Okay, this sounds great! I’m in! What next? Please fill out this form and submit it before November 12th - be sure to thoroughly answer all the questions. You will receive a DM from this page on the 13th assigning you your recipient, including all the info stated in the form. No personal or private information will be corresponded! If you wish, you could follow your new fandom buddy, but we recommend you don’t do this until submission time as it may be very obvious! From the 19th December, you can begin to post your gifts, or send them privately. Any publicly posted gifts should include a tag for this account so we can repost them for everyone to see. We will also be creating an AO3 collection so be sure to add your fic to that.

The deadline for posting your gift will be the 25th December - if you are concerned you may not meet this deadline, please DM us and we will try to help. We don’t want anybody going empty handed this holiday season, but equally, we all know life gets in the way and there may be reasons you fall behind which we can help with.

Please reblog/share this with your friends so we can make this the best holiday exchange possible! Please note, not everyone will be celebrating the same holiday, or the holiday season at all, so please only theme your gift around the season if specified! Our ask box is open for any queries or concerns you may have. Happy gifting!

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So true JJ

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Morgan: are you a top or bottom?

Emily: I'm a threat.

JJ, not even looking up: She's a bottom.

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FIC MASTER LIST

JEMILY (Criminal Minds)

The Bet - 10/10 chapters, 21.6k words, Mature

College AU (Student/TA relationship)

Fluff, Smut, Humor

The Slip Up - OS, 2k words, Teen

Fluff

it’s hard to watch you leave right now - OS, 1.3k words, Teen

Angst, Microscopic Fluff

Part 1 of jemily sad fic one shots series

i’m gonna have to learn to let you go somehow - OS, 1.1k words, Teen

Angst, Pining

Part 2 of jemily sad fic one shots series

Part 1 of you hurt me, I hurt you… why? series

Karaoke - OS, 1.4k words, Teen

Fluff

When the Kiss Cam Fails Successfully - OS, 1.3k words, Teen

Fluff, Humor

2:22am - OS, 7.2k words, Teen

Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Pining

driving in the rain - OS, 1.7k words, Teen

Minor College AU

Fluff, Awkward Flirting

Little League - OS, 2k words, Teen

Female Reader insert/POV

Baseball AU

Fluff, Jemily as Parents

i’ll move on, baby, just like you - OS, 1.1k words, Teen

Angst, Pining, Hurt/Microscopic Comfort

Part 3 of jemily sad fic one shots series

Part 2 of you hurt me, I hurt you… why? series

Rightfully Ours - 8/8 chapters, 32.5k words, Mature

Canon Divergence AU

Semi Case Fic

Angst, Slowish Burn

Father Dearest - OS, 3.1k words, Teen

Family Angst, Hurt/Comfort

i bet all i had on a thing called love - OS, 1.5k words, Teen

Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending

Part 3 of you hurt me, I hurt you… why? series

Empty Nest - OS, 1.1k words, Explicit

Humor, Smut

the passenger seat of my car - 3/3 chapters, 18.7k words, Explicit

College AU

Fluff, Humor, Pining, Angst, Smut

First Person POV - Emily Prentiss

TEMILY (Criminal Minds)

Thank Me - OS, 2k words, Teen

Canon Adjacent Missing Scene

Fluff, Humor, Minor Angst

Criminal Minds Gift Exchange 2022

#jemily #fan fic #fic masterlist #criminal minds #temily

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the fandom shall live

To all the lovely people who still have active Criminal Minds blogs (icons/gifs, fanart, fanfics etc.):

Please be so kind and interact with this post. A lot of the blogs that used to be pretty active in the fandom have moved on from Criminal Minds and I am looking for new people to follow!

I'm still here reading and writing fics and reblogging gifs! (You can find my masterlist here.)

I have a lot more stories to tell and thoughts to share about Spencer and Emily and would really like to make some new friends here who also refuse to let the fandom die.

#criminal minds

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F, G and L from the fan fic ask game

F: from ‘The Bet’

JJ, having enough of the silence, decided to break it first. “Is it just me?”

“What is?”

“That somehow…” JJ played with her food a little as she thought about how she should put her feelings into words, “I’ve fallen harder for you than I ever expected I could fall for anyone?”

“No…” Emily lazily twirled some of her noodles around her fork, her cheeks flushed as a winning smile formed across her lips, “not just you.”

JJ reached across the small half circle booth they were sitting at and grabbed Emily’s hand. She paused for a moment while she ran her thumb over the soft skin. While looking lovingly into her chocolate eyes, JJ whispered “I love you,” for the first time.

This was actually the first scene I wrote for this chapter, and I wrote it around the time I was writing chapter four. I just knew that this is how I wanted them to finally admit their full feelings for each other, and it ended up being so perfect.

G: out of order. I usually write when I get ideas so I end up bouncing from fic to fic writing just little scene snippets and hoping I finish one eventually. Usually when I do this it ends up with me just having to focus and figure out how to tie a messy pile of scenes together into a story.

L: 0-1. I do not have time for that. Sometimes I’ll read it to make sure it makes sense but other times (usually with just my one shots) I’ll just write and post then hope it’s good enough lol. Usually with my longer fics I have my friend beta read and sometimes edit bc I’m too lazy to do it…… which is most of the time.

#criminal minds fanfiction

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ask away in my ask box!

FanFic Ask Game

A: How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

C: What member do you identify with most?

D: Is there a song or a playlist to associate with [insert fic]?

E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

H: How would you describe your style?

I: Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?

J: Write or describe an alternative ending to [insert fic].

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

O: How do you begin a story–with the plot, or the characters?

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an “architect” or a “gardener”? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?)

Q: How do you feel about collaborations?

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

U: Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

V: If you could write the sequel (or prequel) to any fic out there not written by yourself, which would you choose?

W: Do you like more general prompts, or more specific ones?

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Y: A character you want to protect.

Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?

#criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #so you guys should ask me some #please

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blooper reels for anything make me SO stupidly sentimental.. watching them with tears in my eyes like.. look at them. laughing together. goofing off. being human. having fun. creating art in the process. I feel so normally about this

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JJ: so…

Emily: what?

JJ: we have a case, five women brutally murdered in Arizona

Emily: actually the correct response was ‘I’m still a rock star’ but continue I guess…

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Hotch: buckle up guys, this is going to be a hard one

Emily: that’s what she said

*everyone except Hotch and Rossi burst out laughing*

Rossi, confused: I don’t get it

Hotch, annoyed: at least there’s one good one left

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #incorrect criminal minds quotes #cm incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quote #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #david rossi

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@vhsrights why are we like this?

#writer memes

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Hotch: *eating cookies*

Emily: can I have a cookie?

Hotch: no, they’re for adults

Emily: Hotch… you do know I’m 37 right? Last time I checked being 37 means you’re well into adulthood

Hotch: yeah but you act like a child and children can’t have adult cookies

Emily:

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Spencer: FBI PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY

Spencer: *makes his way to the front of the crowd*

Spencer:

Spencer: *takes a tourist free picture of a painting*

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