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excerpt from the diary of gary cleburne, age 16, oklahoma city, ok

#Oklahoma #wtf #lol #methamphetamine

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first impressions mean a lot, so when sara meets strangers on the beach she learns all she can

#wtf #beaches #groingazing

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when "until death do you part" takes 13 minutes.

#wedding #love #romance #wtf #guns

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coolio spent most his life livin in there

#gangsta #coolio #lol #paradise

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"ooooh, it was '1, 2, 3, jump,' i thought we were counting to 7."

#fail #lol #gravity #moretolove

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by the time he was 7 damien knew he was different than the other "lil guerillaz"

#guerillawarfare #children #fairies #wtf

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the clark's always wondered why their duct tape seemed to disappear whenever stacy babysat

#wtf #qualityparenting #cps

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you can take the grandma out the strip club, but you can't take the strip club out the grandma

#strippers #wtf #seniorliving

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per the tour guide's request, chloe took extra care to be respectful of the native's culture

#lol #fire #travel

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thats not even the worst part... the japanese label says "quick-n-easy at home enema"

#wtf #lol #hygiene

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maybe that will fix ken's self esteem and he can stop being such a whiny bitch

#wtf #lol #toys #weird

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...and is promptly arrested for fraud.

#lol #wtf #qualityjournalism #inspirational

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"this next drop in is dedicated to everyone that didn't believe me when i said i'd love my baby just as much if it was born handicapped."

#wtf #dirt #dumbbitches #1mom

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"from bricks to butterscotch, grams to granny, o's to orthopedics, understand me?"

#wtf #o.g. #lol #maturewomen #asianpride

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when steve told his friends he was getting a snake bite piercing this isn't what they were expecting

#snakes #piercing #snakebite #wtf

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8 years later those kids on the box use the oven parts in their meth lab and fascinated the bugs were creepy crawling on them. 10 years after that people began confusing them for steven tyler.

#methamphetamine #lol #creepycrawlers #steventyler

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dave took his favorite work out song, "protect ya neck" - by the wu-tang clan, a little too seriously

#workout #lol #weird #wu-tang