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i think the master would be fixed if they could just host game changer

all of that chaos and mindfuckery but with no actual harm done

au where the next incarnation of the master is sam reich and he’s been here the whole time

#HE’S BEEN HERE THE *WHOLE TIME!*

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Look, this is what moral OCD is like for me:

I walk past a piece of paper. I don’t pick it up because I had a long day at work and it’s very cold outside. This then becomes my internal monologue:

I didn’t pick up that piece of paper, I should have. Don’t I care about the environment? It’s not my trash, I shouldn’t have to pick it up. But also that’s how these things happen right? We place the blame on others as our environment degrades. It was just a piece of paper, it’s not like it can do that much damage. But also how do I know: I’m not an environmental expert. Maybe stray paper scraps are killing the frogs. You’re literally killing the frogs. You should look up how many frogs die a year so you know how shitty you are-No stop it.

I care about the environment, and I recycle and I joined green activism movements but is that enough? I could be doing more. I should be doing more. I should donate my entire check to charity. But isn’t it self serving to think that my one check could help that much? Do I really think I’m that important, how self entitled and-no stop it, reset! You are obsessing and if you fall for it, you will not eat dinner. Let it go.

Okay it’s just a piece of paper. It’s okay you skipped it this once: it could have had something dangerous on it. Yeah that makes sense. But also, that means I’m putting my own safety over trying to help the environment, which is very selfish of me. I’m just one shitty person: god how could I be so self absorbed. I should have picked up the piece of paper. I’m so selfish, and shitty and-no, no, stop it! This is not helpful. It’s fine.

It’s been a long day and I’m cold, that’s not a crime- no that’s being selfish again, you’re making excuses. You’re just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about others, and selfish and God the fact you’re thinking this much about one piece of paper shows how selfish you are, you care more about if you’re a good person than anything else, you’re a piece of shit, you’re a piece of shit, YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT.

I get home and open up Tumblr. The first post I see says “if you don’t reblog this post about the environment you’re as complicit as an oil billionaire.” I close my computer and resign myself to looking up the state frog populations until I go to bed.

I don’t eat dinner.

The amount of frogs that die a year is somewhere from 200 million to over 1 billion.

#fucking mood #ocd #i’ve got the ocd and have thoughts like that on like. an hourly basis #ow

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music theory: okay now remember the difference between an augmented chord and a diminished chord is that a diminished flattens the fifth and an augmented sharpens the fifth which makes two sets of perfect thirds. remember that if you split up your octaves into 31 tone-equal temperament two sets of perfect thirds actually make a neutral chord instead which Does Not Exist in the 12 TET style of western music.

me: yea that makes sense

artist tips: you can evenly space eyes on a drawing of a face by keeping them an eyes’ length apart :)

me: ?!??!!!!what?!!

#i find the gaps in my knowledge weird af #i know the types of triads in 31 EDO music but i don’t know how to draw a non-melting face #it is my curse #meme #Music theory #drawing #not art #just in case this shows up when someone is looking for art #how do you draw faces #music #music memes #31 tet #microtone #microtonal #i love microtones #31 edo my beloved #31 edo #text post

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I don't know what the post is about but. Sure it feels like it

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#poll #gender #stephen king #time travel #THE ENTITY #tumblr poll #polls

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My friend’s mom handed me a briefcase, and told me to “mind the wind”. I was then blown over by the strongest wind I have ever felt.

#she explicitly warned you #you only have yourself to blame op #wind

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The spread of the black death.

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wait. how could I not see it.

Pokémon Capitalism/Communism—

"concept ideas" for a pokemon game set in "germany":

pokemon east/west. you know

pokemon DACH deutschland, austria, confoederation helvetica

pokemon allies/na*is where the world wars canonically happened in the pokemon universe which has no implications at all. no way this would be problematic and insensitive

pokemon cars/nature. focus on... climate activism or... the auto industry

pokemon fairy/tales

pokemon north/south which is conceptually less strong than east/west but probably less problematic as a whole as well. featuring aldi nord und süd

pokemon beer/wine. jk im running out of ideas

#pokemon #capitalism #communism #OOOOOOOOOO #could you imagine

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Mr. Bear has joined the team! He knows Bite really well, so he’s perfect for psychic-type coverage!

my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

#pmd #pokemon mystery dungeon #long post #my dog #dogs #cats #bunny #we even have a bunny on this team! #Mr. Bear mention lol #he ate through a whole bag today to get a snack #right through the fabric #chaos gremlin #love how there is an even amount of dogs and cats and that one special sentry bunny XD

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You know what's kinda insane to me?

The fact that Ash Ketchum isn't famous in the pokemon universe, like in-universe.

You mean to tell me that a ten-year-old going region to region, meeting multiple legendaries and solving insane problems with his recognizable as fuck pikachu isn't atleast twitter famous? Not even considered a cryptic that when people say that they met him, he beat their asses in a pokebattle, then continued to also beat a legendary/an evil league/team rocket, that people online don't go: "oooh another region/world wide incident that can go on the conspiracy board, time to put new red threads between this major world-impscting event and the fact that this kid might me god."

I mean, he atleast should be famous in Kalos from the jumping-off-the-Prism-tower-fiasco alone but he also sorta stopped an artificial apocalypse set up by an evil pokemon league using an unidentified legendary and a previously long lost mega-evolution form from a starter pokemon. (It's been a while since I watched the anime, don't get on my ass).

I mean, pokemon champions are kind of considered famous because people recognise them in-universe right? Shouldn't someone online have recognised him from hanging out with so many champions alone? You mean to tell me that if some random ten-year old started showing up in news articles with famous people even if he was just in the background, no one in the entire world would make a reddit post saying 'hey look at this funny coincidence, this kid has been spotted with 5 champions or something' ????????

Buzzfeed unsolved episodes have been made about less.

I get it that he wouldn't become well known from the mewtwo incident - because mewtwo erased the memories of everyone involved if I remember correctly - but you mean to tell me no one remembered him from the three legendary kanto birds and Lugia (saved the world), Entei, Celebi, Latio and Latias and literally every other movie? Sure, say those aren't cannon. WHAT ABOUT THE TIME HE LITERALLY GOT KIDNAPPED BY A THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT POKEMON IN THE FIRST SEASON?? THAT DINO-ASS FLYING POKEMON THAT FORCED CHARMELEON TO EVOLVE INTO CHARIZARD SO THEY COULD FIGHT IT? HE'S NOT ATLEAST INFAMOUS IN KANTO FOR THAT??

Also you can't tell me that there are a lot of ten-year old who fight in multiple major pokemon leagues in contention for the title of regional pokemon champion.

There has to atleast be one autistic 5-year old and their mother in the pokemon world who know all about Ash Ketchum because his adventures are low-key insane.

#op you’re so right this has bothered me for ages #like no one knows him #how is that even possible #pokemon #ash ketchum

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

#oh how wonderful #barbie

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

#dolly parton #dream #get 9-to-5ed idiot

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remembering this dream i had where there was this new barbie movie. like those animated ones from the 2000’s that were like “Barbie as Rapunzel!” and “Barbie in the Princess and the Pauper!” only this time it was—

“Barbie as The Dark Lord!”

and she had this Barbenheimer pink and black gown and summoned evil purple chainlinks to use against the royal family.

Here’s a terrible artist’s rendition because I’m bad at drawing and photoshop—

#barbie #evil barbie #the dark lord #the dark lord barbie #dream #animated barbie movie #bad photoshop #bad photo quality #i wish she was real

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#poll #tumblr poll #polls #eclipse #solar eclipse #solar eclipse 2024 #alta #avatar the last airbender #little shop of horrors #yes that is a Bible reference #TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART #april 8 2024

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my mother hearing about the solar eclipse—

#solar eclipse #eclipse #fr tho #she is TIRED of it #like she hears people making plans about it and is like #“it is just the sun! who cares?!” #“sorry i can’t help you i have to go look at the stupid sun! #like she’s so mad about it lol #the office #the office us

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LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986) | dir. Frank Oz

#eclipse #solar eclipse #remember! #don’t buy any weird plants today…

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#i yearn for the sky #but the fields are close enough i suppose #poll