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Hamilton cast playing the sims 4

hamilton: 100 baby challenge, very intense simmer, doesnt have any nice family gameplay purely utilitarian

eliza: very nice large legacy family, lots of family time, loves having lots of little babies

washington: tries to complete all of the aspirations, is a huge completionist

jefferson: creates so SO much drama, affairs, traps sims in the pool, defo has wicked whims

peggy: cries everytime one of her sims dies, makes herself and her crush and makes a family and plans out her life

#hamillton #alexander hamilton #hamilton jokes #funny hamilton #sims 4 #eliza schyler #eliza schyler hamilton #eliza hamilton #george washington #george washingdad #washingdad #tomas jefferson #thomas jefferson #peggy schyler #margarita peggy schyler #and peggy #funny ha #lmao hamilton

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quotes from my friends as hamiltion charaters

Hamilton: sometimes i just wanna go feral and run around your house

Jefferson: i couldnt watch ratatouille i was too scared

Burr: I feel like im the punching bag of this group

Hamilton: Yes, you are fuckface

Eliza: You look nice in that photo

Hamilton: thank you, its facetune

Madison: I lowkey hate people and the freak me out

Laurens (ten duel commandments): AM I GONNA GO TO JAIL IM SCARED, actually i dont care i'll be fine

Burr (killing hamilton): yk what i might do it actually, im going to hell anyway

#alexander hamilton #hamilton #hamilton jokes #hamilton incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilquotes #thomas jeff #thomas jefferson #thomas jeffershit #jefferson #jemmy madison #james madison #james reynolds #eliza hamilton #eliza schuyler #and peggy #anglica schyler #john laurens memes #ten duel commandments #funny hamilton #aaron burr sir #aaron burr #burr v hamilton #burr #lmao #why are you reading the tags?

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OMG

guys i was dead for so long, omg i just got back on this acc i cant believe it, i might do one post as a throwback

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#eliza get your gun

Eliza: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy. and my heart has been severely damaged.

Eliza, grabbing a gun: So Alex, if you’re out there-

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#thats and actual quote from the og A.Ham

*Hamilton and Jefferson are arguing*

Hamilton: There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Hamilton: *aggressively picks up chair and steps towards Jefferson*

Jefferson: *backs out of the room with his hands up*

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#NFTumblcryptids

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At a dinner

James: hey dadd-t-thomas, can you pass the salt

G Wash: *spits water*

Alexander, Laff, Laurens and Mulligan: sniggering

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Jefferson: these frigin’ guardians

Madison: I thought you were playing animal crossing?

Jefferson: these divine beast won’t defeat them selves

Madison: isn’t it obvious it stresses you out, babe?

Idk why I did this it’s just cute, I guess

#hamilton #jeffmads #hamilton text posts #hamilton textpost #funny hamilton textposts #funny hamilton #jefferson #thomas jefferson #james madison #madison #zelda #zelda: breath of the wild

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Jefferson: *singing the rubber ducky song*

James: Please for the love of god thomas stopppp

Hamilton: I’m sure he’s gonna go viral

James: shut up

(also my fellow jeffmads shippers you’ll love this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0AwF-Qrhvw)

#hamilton #hamilton text post #hamilton textpost #james madison #jemmy #jemmy madison #madison #jeffmads #jefferson #thomas jefferson #tomas jefferson #alexander hamilton #text posts #hamilton funny text posts #funny hamilton memes #funny hamilton textposts

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Man everyone loves this post lol (p.s there’s a second addition)

Laurens and Eliza fighting over ham as he just eats popcorn like: "?? tf are they talking about I just know it has drama"

Laurens: I’m the o-r-i-g-i-n-a-l

Eliza: but we are m-a-r-r-i-e-d 

Laurens: jsjjsndggdgegeydygdjd the stuff he wrote me! 

Eliza (very fast): he writes all the time about everything, try being his wife he will never stop he just writes, but he’s mine

Laurens: he needs me as a man

Eliza and Laurens: incomprehensible screaming

Hamilton: crunching popcorn, like he’s watching reality tv

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Hamilton self isolation chronicles

Thomas: Who turned off the oven?!?!

Hamilton: me why?

Thomas: of course it was you, my sourdough was in there HOW DARE U

James: let’s all just calm down

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Peggy: Alex hasn’t left his room in months, do you think he’s okay?

Angelica: he’s fine.... I think

#hamilton #incorrect hamilquotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #self isolation #hamilton funny #funny ha #funny #funny hamilton textposts #hamilton textposts #hamilton text posts #alexander hamilton #a ham #thomas jeff #peggy schuyler #and peggy #angelica #angelicaaaaa #angelica schyler #alex ham #textposts #incorrect quotes #hamilton incorrect quotes #hamilton lol #james madison #madison #jemmy madison

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At a dinner

James: hey dadd-t-thomas, can you pass the salt

G Wash: *spits water*

Alexander, Laff, Laurens and Mulligan: sniggering

#hamilton #hamilton text posts #hamilton textposts #funny hamilton text posts #funny hamilton textposts #funny hamilton #funny hamilton memes #hamilton memes #alexander hamilton #a ham #george washington #george washingdad #george washingmachine #washingdad #James madison #jemmy #jemmy madison #madison #jeffmads #t.jeff #tomas Jefferson #thomas jefferson #marquise de lafayette #lafayette #john laurens #laurens #mulligan #hercules mulligan

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Kirby will rise to the top

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

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Continuation of @slipperystaircase ‘s suggestion cause I loved writing that

Angelica & Maria: EXCUSE US

Eliza: Angie?

Laurens: Damn Alex, how many side chicks u got?

Alexander: shook

Angelica: you’re never satisfied 

Eliza: why don’t you just publish a book about it??

Maria: yeah why you told me I was the only one

Laurens: idk seems a little sus

Alexander: scared as hell

#hamilton #hamilquotes #incorrect hamilquotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilton memes #funny hamilton text posts #funny hamilton textposts #hamilton textpost #hamilton text post #funny hamilton #funny hamilton memes #memes #funny #textposts #text posts #hamilton text posts #hamilton textposts #alexander hamilton #john laurens #laurens #Maria Reynolds #maria #reynolds #eliza schyler hamilton #eliza hamilton #angelica schyler

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Hamilton playing Minecraft

Hamilton: we have a problem, lava

Jefferson: we have a problem, I don’t care

Hamilton: we have a problem, you’re mean

Jefferson: we have a problem, I don’t care

Hamilton: we have a problem, you should

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Angelica: I’m making a castle for Zelda

Burr: what if I told you I already made a castle... definitely for Zelda

Angelica: This is for Zelda, not some vanity project

#hamilton #hamilton text post

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Making memes is so addictive, lol