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I was bored so I build a fort. Now I’m bored in my fort which is slightly better.

#pillow fort #pillowforts are low-key harder to make then I thought #also just finished my book

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Idk either

#Mexico ig #I’m a teacher #kids are melting my brain #travel

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Why tf are there trnsphobic ppl and racist ppl on Tumblr. This is not for you dumbass. Go back to twitter where you belong.

#pride #this is for ugly nobody's only #who do you think keeps this site up and running

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Question for all the lesbians on the app. How do you know a date is platonic or romantic because someone asked me out for valentine's day, but when we kiss we say it's for a joke?!?! Help!!!

#lgbtq #sapphic #lgbt memes #gay advice #dating advice

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My farts are weirdly cold??!?!

#shitpost

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every day i am percieved™️

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Me doing my make- up in the living room while a couple of my dad friends are over

His friend: you know it’s just a fase right?

Me: no I thought I was gonna look like a punker till I’m dead of course I know it’s a fase that’s how life works.

#punk style #shitpost

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Lookout gonna warm

2021 looks bright!!!

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No one told me that when someone asks you what your favourite animal is that “humans” isn’t a proper response.

#shitpoat

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Excuse me while I simp

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I regret not reading the tags and now I’m crying

Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Original Characters Additional Tags: Angst, happy but sad, Sad ending but not, Don’t want the tags to give everything away, Just know its sad and angst but yet the best thing I have ever written, Don’t let the sad and angst scare you away, Major character death - Freeform, but only referenced, Heed the tags but also give the story a chance., Johnlock - Freeform Summary:

A health issue causes Sherlock to make drastic changes to his life. No more cases. No more London. No more John?

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I love good omens and recently dyed my hair red. So my friend made to little horns for me in it and idk if an artist wants refrence photos but I figured maybe some one could use it for crowley. Don’t mind my face btw idk why I did that but hey.

#good omens #crowley #devil hair #refrence photo #red hairs #punk crowley

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Don’t get me wrong fuck the rich and the monarchy. But hear me out a dark version of the sunking like crowns and swords and shit but then black and gold. Like imagine punk baroque

#eat the rich #the sun king #baroque #punk style #boroque punk

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Was I the only kid who wanted to be a knight and got really obsessed with bow and arrows and sword fighting. Like I was out here fighting with sticks and making knives from stone for no reason.

#knights of the round table #shitpost #I lowkey want to be one of thise history dads but I’m a woman

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Update she put it back n the oven instead of the microwave so that’s for attempt number 4

My friends are sleeping at my housen and one of them tried to make popcorn 3 times. The first time she burned them. The second time she just didn’t put on the microwave and the third time she just took it out halfway so like 3 kernels popped. How the f are you bad at making popcorn she literally broke a bowl because she put the unpopped pocorns in their with no lid and then forgot about them.

#shitpost #text post

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My friends are sleeping at my housen and one of them tried to make popcorn 3 times. The first time she burned them. The second time she just didn’t put on the microwave and the third time she just took it out halfway so like 3 kernels popped. How the f are you bad at making popcorn she literally broke a bowl because she put the unpopped pocorns in their with no lid and then forgot about them.

#popcorn #dumb friends #how can you f up popcorn

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