I feel like JC has some weird gender shit going on. Not even in the normal sense; in the ‘assigned ruined woman by the narrative’ sense. Like. Wow. JC, you really gonna get called childhood sweethearts with your rogueish evil shixiong? JC, you really gonna be left alone with naught but a single child, a widow in all but name? Wangji is out there trying to assign himself widower vibes but JC is getting constant woman scorned and wronged wife energies forced upon him from get-go.
Even his father was like *looking at an eight year old* “I see my nagging wife in you”
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
his parents really took a glance at that toddler and decided to project the most unhinged gender possible on him. JC, assigned neglected wife at birth.
JC performs it so conscientiously too! It's so so so important to how he is with WWX and how he views himself. 9yo JC after he's known WWX: "there he is. the cad that will break my heart." and can't ever everrrrrr stop loving WWX or break away from the utter grip WWX has on him. JC has known since before WWX came into his life that he was made to be neglected/scorned, by the person supposed to stand by his side and to whom he's supposed to be loyal.
Also lmao at the left with a child thing. It's totally that, except JC WISHES he was a widow!!! He's not even granted that dignity by society! But nah he's the ruined woman who was seduced and abandoned by someone who promised her marriage and then went off and died after making her look for a fool, while she was making excuses for him, and everyone knows what a chump JC was for it! Was WWX lying all along? Was is ever even real ?
(JC gets the answer to that question when WWX breaks it off at the temple by telling him nah, it was only duty to JC's family that made stick by JC's side. Probably not how WWX meant it! But wow, way to put it the least personal possible way. WWX's most intimate organ in JC's body had nothing to do with feelings for JC or JC as a person. Way to make sure JC never, ever reaches out for fear of being that nagging, clingy, shrewish, needy embarrassment of a person)
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everyone always has modern!wwx playing the flute and other classical instruments but you can’t make me believe that he would choose a FLUTE over the harmonica or kazoo.
that man would make everyone hate his motherfucking guts the moment he figured out he could play I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston on the harmonica. He would be known as “the kazoo guy” in high school because he was never seen anywhere without his kazoo, playing All Star nonstop on repeat.
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sometimes you realize that wwx's instinct of helping younger kids and guiding/teaching them comes from growing up as the head disciple and it makes me very soft. you just know that when they say "wei-qianbei!!" wwx is transported all the way back to hearing "da-shixiong!!"
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don't you just love the idea of recluse wei wuxian chopping wood deep in the forest living his cottagecore life, while out in the city, the country's top engineers are losing their minds trynna contact him to work on some ancient complex system he designed when he was bored & 16
young engineer genius wwx coming into the scene all cocky cuz he rlly is the sht, except he hated politics and that ended up biting him in the ass (no thanks to good ol' money and nepotism) until he was burned out, spat out and forgotten by the industry
young lwj, who sucks at politics so badly not even his pedigree can completely save him, is the capable team lead sent to find the legendary wei, expecting to find some old rickety man he'll have to speak slowly to, to get him to decode this ancient script
and getting the boner shock of his life when he turns up to the address in the middle of nowhere, and sees this ruggedly handsome man not THAT old, hair long and in a messy ponytail, half naked with an old ratty shirt tied around is waist, chest gleaming with sweat 😳😳🥵🥵
wwx: *chops wood, all sweaty, chest heaving, abs gleaming, muscles flexing with every swing*
lwj: 🧍♂️
wwx: you lost kid?
lwj, inwardly:
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Jin Guangyao, Xue Yang, and Wei Wuxian all parallel each other in their origins, criticisms of society, use of unconventional cultivation, etc. But what's the one thing jgy and xy have that wwx doesn't? That's right, a disastrous toxic polycule. I think we need to inflict one of those on Wei Wuxian
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i feel like Wei Wuxian being 1 cm taller than Jiang Cheng and both of them being scorpios is able to explain so much ab them
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What if I just... Xiantober Falling
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"Wei Ying!"
"Lan Zhan, let me go."
"Wei Ying... I do not have arms..."
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"AHHHHHhhhhhhHHHhhHHHhh"
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"Well that was fun Lan Zhan! Wasn't it?"
*holding back tears* "We will never do this again."
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“Jin-gongzi!” a voice he hadn’t heard in over a year suddenly called out. Mianmian, his oldest truest friends, ran towards him in white and gold accented robes. “Jin-gongzi, are you alright? Forgive me for not being more attentive.”
“Mianmian…” there were a million things he wanted to say to her. How could he begin to explain this? “I don’t understand how… but I’ve come back. Back from the dead – no from the future.”
Behind him, the Jiang siblings and Wei Wuxian poked their heads out.
“I’m sorry Mianmian, but he woke up an idiot,” Wei Wuxian said gravely.
“He was hit pretty hard,” Jiang Wanyin was sympathetic.
“He called me ‘A-Li’,” Jiang Yanli was blushing.
I don't really like how today's Sicktember prompt turned out... but I do like this bit xD
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...It was known that Wei Wuxian was the head disciple of the Jiang Clan even though he did not bear the Jiang surname. He was the son of an old friend of Jiang Fengmian, the leader of Jiang Clan, and was regarded as part of the family. As the younger generation was less bothered by familial bloodlines and family backgrounds, the disciples mingled together quickly....
–Chapt. 13: The Flirtatious and the Refined Part 3: The First Meeting Between Fellow Schoolmates, taming wangxian
The amount of lies packed into this one segment of a paragraph...
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