#you'll never find out

[sciderman]

I know that you don't want to show Wade's face before weapon X but one of my mutuals said "he would just look like Yung Gravy but with short hair" and I've been laughing my ass off for 5 minutes

i have never heard of yung gravy before but the vibes are utterly immaculate

i do think it's founded in some sense unfortunately because two "healed" wades radiate approximations of this vibe (but with much more butch dad energy)

deadpool's secret wars & uncanny avengers (2016)

#something to think about #i wonder what 9319 wade wilson would look like right now if didn't have all his scars.. how would he present... how would he style his hair #things to think about #you'll never find out #sci talks comics #i'm also never not thinking about how even in a memory wipe situation nate still has wade on speeddial #soulmates your honor #i know they had a big butch daddy love affair even in their memory wiped alter egos i just know it

[vaticinatrix]

okay so like. in my brain i know that there’s gonna be a lot of similarity between hillbilly accents and irish and scottish accents. like yeah. duh. lots of irish and scottish immigrants ended up settled in appalachia. but something about hearing colm mcguinness pronounce “fire” the same way my hillbilly-ass family does was jarring

#ah see fahr #am i describing an irish accent #or an american mountain accent #you'll never find out #one of these days i'll stop posting every half baked thought that comes to mind #but today? #not that day #linguistics #accents #colm mcguinness #jonathan young #i see fire #music #music shitpost #linguistic shitpost

[papiermachearm]

A fantasy I have in my head at the moment is living my life as an anonymous actor.

Just starring in films or TV shows but my name is never actually mentioned. In the credits it's just an empty space where a name would go so I don't have to do any press tours or interviews I just get to enjoy life acting and doing what I like without the big responsibilities or pressures of being known.

I'm sure eventually my real name would get out there but then I'd just. stop.

Or pretend nothings changed and keep my name out of the credits and post the same old stuff on Instagram I always do.

I just think it would be nice.

#I've seen them before but where #movies #actor #anonymous life #the ultimate #you'll never find out #dream #ideal life

[neon-impressions]

I AM SOFT AND KIND AND FULL OF LOVE

#everything everywhere all at once #eeaao #movie lists #movie sessions #this movie gave me so much to think about #nilhism and existentialism will always get to you #and maybe you'll never be the utmost potential of what you could be #maybe you are living the worst possible life possible and all the choices you've made are wrong but the only way out is through #the fact that killing yourself is not the answer and figuring out to be happy woth what you have and where you are is such a cute message #also thinking about how family members always go through so much and there's generations of built up trauma #but you still can find comfort with them #a universe where nothing matters is so liberating #just gotta be kind #michelle yeoh #ke huy quan #stephanie hsu #jamie lee curtis #daniel kwan #daniel scheinert #a24 #this movie is basically jester's privilege #also my ramblings make no sense but at least ik how to walk my path better now

[superfruitland]

shoutout to the culture

more humans [coming soon] || leo || f!leo ||

#i can't find the ask that asked for this soz #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt michelangelo #tmnt #lee's art #this is the only time you'll see me do canon-accurate gear for donnie i'm so sorry #i never remember what he has and where and his regular version has mildly different gear than the ninpo one #too lazy to colour this too - maybe someday i'll do that #spent like an hour trying to figure out what hairstyle would look best here and i do not have the energy to figure out colours TwT #edited to add the future links to the next posts #human shenanigans

[corallapis]

No, never. Missy! I will never stand with Doctor!

#simm!master #missy #gomez!master #tenth doctor #twelfth doctor #doctor x master #doctor who #dwedit #dw #* #not even trying to consistently color this one soz ✌️ #so i was thinking abt the change in simm!master's attitude from eot (“get out of the way”) to s10 (“i will never stand with the doctor”)... #and like. what if you voluntarily saved the doctor by throwing yourself back into the time war #the war that you made yourself human to escape from the first time round #dragged back to gallifrey at the mercy of the ppl who you just opposed? (the people who engineered your insanity in the first place?) #when missy asks him to go to gallifrey with her & 12 says ''you'll be clapped irons'' yeah i'm sure it was a great deal more than that #for the deserter. for the person who they cursed as a child & still failed to bring about their salvation #for the someone who tried to kill the founder of all time lord society #and then when gallifrey is saved... does the doctor (again: whose life you saved!!! when you last saw each other) come looking for you? no #you have to get yourself out. and when you find yourself trapped & the doctor finally does appear... what does he say to you? #''so they cured your little condition and kicked you out'' !!!! #like. yeah. i think simm!master is totally in the right for not listening to a single thing 12 says past that point. lmao.

[raccoon-poi]

drunk little guys because im sappy for them

#mentopolis #dimension 20 #daniel fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #they are endearing to me in their fucked up little ways #truly #what if the worst people you'll ever meet held hands and kissed #d20 fanart #my art #going into the season i fully believed i would be attached to the fix #how these two took up the mantle instead i'll never find out #tw: alcohol

[butchered-icarian]

Nagata Takato as Luffy & Imari Yu as Zoro.

One Piece Live Attraction: Welcome to Tongari Mystery Tour

#japanese stage actors hole is like a fucking black hole which you'll never escape #fell on my knees finding out imari played stage zoro like...gods. #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #one piece

[joyflameball]

What in the goddamn did they put in Don't Starve to weave so much grief throughout it. I know I've posted about this before but I can't shut up about it. There's so much grief permeating so much of it, so many characters. Grief in the loss of a loved one. Grief in the loss of home. Grief in the loss of yourself. I'm gonna throw up

#cassie rambles #dst #don't starve #i'm serious when i say the grief is everywhere #you could run into it out of nowhere. but you'll run into it. it's unavoidable. #there's grief with charlie. in the loss of who she was #in how winona came to the constant to find a dead woman. one who's just a flicker of who she was. who can never become her past self again. #in how wx destroyed their past self lost their friendship with wagstaff and hated feeling about it so much they tried to destroy that too #and they couldn't. they clearly couldn't. #there's grief in wendy with how she lost her beloved sister and fell into horrifyingly and heartbreakingly deep depths of depression #grief with webber losing his family because he wanted their attention #grief with wigfrid losing herself because nobody wanted her until she was the valkyrie #grief in how warly just wanted his mother to remember him. and now he'll most likely never see her again. she won't even remember his name #grief in maxwell. in how he destroyed his past self because of his desire for power. in how that power started to destroy him too. #and in how that power imprisoned and tormented both him and his love. changing them both forever. #I'M GONNA EAT GLASS #THIS IS THE SAME GAME WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER SAYS LINES LIKE ''LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GONE FROM DAPPER TO SLAPPER'' WHY IS IT MAKING ME SO SAD

[shepherds-of-haven]

speaking of red, i love how blade can awkwardly ask mc how they feel about red now that he's back and how he's so visibly relieved if you tell him you guys are just friends 😭 he's so goofy (i love him dearly)

Blade: so... your relationship with Red.......

MC: oh we're just friends :)

Blade, feeling a mysterious feeling of bliss and wellbeing and benevolence and magnanimity wash over him: oh i see....... not that i cared at all. anyway. let me buy you a drink. I am feeling generous and peaceful all of a sudden for no reason at all

#Shepherds of Haven #Blade #Blade Bronwyn #silly #spoilers #mild #Red #Red Antiqua #poor guy had to really force himself to ask that question #i cannot emphasize how much he absolutely did not want to bring it up #but it bothered him so much it just came out without his intending it which NEVER happens to him lol #the most close-mouthed stoic ket you'll find and he still had to open his mouth and say something

[bonefall]

mistystar n who

I think fratboy Podlight who sends his powerful grandmother stupid texts is a VERY funny concept.

"My dad didn't love me because he could never move on from the lover he had in his 20s. My sister is up to no good. I party hard at Aftergatherings about it, are you rockin' with me?"

He is 38 cat-years-old.

#BB!Podlight #Aftergatherings #Better bones au #Fennelposting #There's a secret AU of the AU where everything is exactly the same but the cats have the ability to text tbh #I do occasionally just for fun imagine what their phones would be like for no particular reason #Misty is the sort of old person you think you'll have to teach how to use an app #But the moment never comes and you find out she actually has a whole ass burner phone and even refuses to upgrade to-- #--a more modern model because she doesn't trust a device she can't take the battery out of #And your blood goes cold for a moment because like... Gamgam?? Silly funny gamgam with the long speeches at gatherings??? #When pressed she's just like ''once you give a secret to the world you can never take it back. Knowledge is power and power is a weapon.'' #It's fun. I wish I had a way to translate half of these fun phone thought experiments into canon compliance lmao #Btw just as an aside. If this ever DID become an original project it would probably take some inspiration from like... #I really love the new Zelda games' magitech take on an apocalypse. VERY cool idea. #Months ago I had a passing thought of Fallen causing such an apocalypse and entertained it for fun for a while. #Put it down ofc because I like the project in its current form #But it was a fun thought.

[mixelation]

re: the hbomberguy plagiarism video again. i keep seeing people being like "this is a reminder to always check your sources" and it leaves me wondering. does anyone on this website even understand what that means

#i haven't watched the video or the toddintheshadows videos yet so this 'reminder' might make more sense in context #but the thing about plagiarism is that 'checking your sources' won't necessarily work #if you get lucky you might find the original thing that the plagiarist is stealing from #if you're not lucky you'll just find the sources the original used and it'll seem like it checks out #and THAT'S why plagiarism is so insidious #and 'checking' gets a lot more complex once you're looking into theory over pure facts #or. like. the general vibes of a fandom #anyway an important aspect of evaluating a source is to ask who the information is coming from #and you should basically never blindly trust some rando online with no relevant credentials #not even me. not even mr. hbomberguy

[scoutingthetrooper]

I hate that loneliness makes me second guess every decision I have made in the past 6 months and makes me feel like everything would just be better if I went back into the arms of my abuser.

#I love my brain... but WTF #what the actual and absolute fuck #I get it's a #trauma bond #but yA GOTTA LET THIS SHIT GOOOOOO #when I was still in the relationship I KNEW hands down I would not get the emotional support I needed #so why is it now when I'm finally OUT my brain forgets this???? and is just like #“hey. go back to him. you'll find all the comfort you need there” #but I never did??????? #brain... who's side are you really on

[selenityshiroi]

It's amazing how weird people are being about the house in Hateno and being so adamant that Link doesn't live there.

Like...People can have whatever headcanons and interpretations they want...but it's not exactly rocket science as to Nintendo's intent, here.

There are a lot of nods to BOTW in TOTK but almost all of them are incredibly vague and subtle. The overarching plot is only kind of generally mentioned and interactions with NPCs who had sidequests in BOTW tend to be 'thanks for helping me last time' instead of saying what Link did.

This is clearly because Nintendo are trying to keep BOTW spoilers to an absolute minimum. So that if anyone wants to play it who hasn't (or if you've missed things and you plan to play it in more detail later) then the experience is affected as little as possible.

I think the only side quest I can think of that is kind of spoiled is Kohga mentioning Link throwing him down into the depths. And that was more because it was difficult to explain what he was doing down there otherwise.

So the reason why Link's ownership of the Hateno house isn't mentioned? Because it's a BOTW side quest. That's it.

They could have had Zelda living anywhere. Even in one of the new houses just on the other side of the bridge. She could have been living with Purah or something. They chose to have her living in the house Link brought. And not because Link's ownership has been erased. But because Link's ownership is bonus knowledge for those who played BOTW and it adds to the tease of the ambiguity of their relationship status.

#zelink #totk spoilers #if they didn’t want people assuming link and zelda have been living together since the end of botw #then they would have given her literally anywhere else to live #also the new tarrey town house isn't a sign that link doesn't still live in the hateno house #the tarrey town house is supposed to be an upgrade #it's described as a dream home and a place for the future #also japanese media is notorious for this incredibly subtle romantic undertone instead of actual declarations #you'll have a pair that only speaks formally to each other and have never touched in public #and you find out they've been married for 20 years and would die for each other #the retired weeb in me looks at the subtle nods of zelink and translates 'the hairtie is in the chest' as 'they have absolutely banged' #but regardless of if they are romantic or platonic you are absolutely supposed to assume they live in that house together

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

If my deadbeat dad came home and tried to get married to my brother's wife's twin sister I too would throw my hands up and take to the water frankly.

#turns out before the boys get in the boat they go through some WILD shit #the movie: it was a hard life being abandoned by his father to go find work #reality: you'll never fucking believe what just happened with these twins

[dollish-shard]

Big Sister

(CW: Explicit sexual content, 'siscon', gaslighting?)

She lay there, squirming against the ropes bound tightly to her body, as her big sister’s cock roughly forced its way inside her. Her cries were muffled by the gag in her mouth, one forcing a large dildo down her throat.

If not for that, she would have screamed in ecstasy.

Each thrust brought a new wave of pleasure, greater than the last. She couldn’t see when they were coming, of course; the blindfold took care of that. But she could feel her big sister’s body heat, hear her pants and grunts. They made her feel so safe.

She was so glad she met-

She was so glad she had such a great big sister, ever since she’d been born. Of she’d known her big sister since she was born, how stupid of her to forget. Her big sister had taught her so much, protected her from so much.

Her big sister had introduced- reminded her of all her favourite things. Of her big sister’s breath on her neck, the taste of her cock, of being bound and gagged and left at her total mercy… how stupid of her to forget. She was lucky to have such a kind big sister.

She didn’t need anyone else; of course she didn’t, when she had her big sister. Her parents, her friends, her boyfriend… she didn’t need any of them. She had been so silly to think that, but big sis had shown her. All she needed was her big sister. Nobody else. She’d never speak to any of them again.

Big sis thrusted harder, and she bit down on the rubbery cock pushing down her throat. Her big sister was the one she loved, more than anything else in the world. And big sis loved her too, so so much. She could tell, in how she touched her.

From the kisses and gentle carrasses along the nape of her neck. From the tight grip on her backside when big sis rode her ass. From the bruises, and the marks on her throat from the choking. Each one was a sign of love, pure and true. She knew that, because big sis told her so.

And big sis was always right.

Her big sister pulled her close, as her cock twitched inside of her. She planted a kiss on her forehead… And big sis came inside of her.

That too, was a sign of love.

#microfiction #shard's stories #yuri #gaslighting #siscon #intentionally problematic #extremely different from our usual stuff #we wrote this for a reason but you'll never find out why