#you’re the one buffy

[littlenastieswewhispered]

#spuffy #btvs #embarrassing freak couple #btvs text post #btvs memes #my text posts #i believe in you spike #you’re the one buffy #to be hers #he is in my heart

[clairedelune-13]

It’s been years, but I can still basically mouth along to Spike’s speech to Buffy in Touched.

#buffy the vampire slayer #spuffy #7x20 #you’re a hell of a woman #you’re the one Buffy

[raisedbythetv89]

Me when the manipulative character manipulates irl viewers into ignoring all the bad and only seeing the good and then treating me like I’m the crazy one because I see through the manipulation and see the characters for who they really are instead of how they want to be perceived

#this was inspired by willow rosenberg and logan huntzberger specifically but there are SO MANY 😭 #xander riley and angel all belong on this list as well #also emily gilmore fuck her fr she’s literally the karen of all karens yet has sooo many stans like hello??? #y’all would believe narcissists and blame their victims if you’re falling for this shit like USE YOUR BRAIN OPEN YOUR EYES #joss whedon is manipulative af which is why so many of his characters are too especially ones he doesn’t hate and want punished #ppl are like how can you hate Willow she’s so sweet! like very obviously that’s an act??? she plays innocent like so many white women do #but then enables or directly causes SO MUCH HARM #anti logan huntzberger #anti willow rosenberg #anti scoobies #anti riley finn #anti angel #anti emily gilmore #anti xander harris #anti bangel #anti biley #anti faith lehane #anti fuffy #spuffy #jess x rory #literati #spike and buffy

[girl4music]

STRIKING DIFFERENCES: SPUFFY VS BANGEL

I’m usually not a SPUFFY VS BANGEL person but if you put ‘Something Blue’ and ‘I Will Remember You’ side by side in a comparison/juxtaposition gif set… oh boy… does it ever show that they were backing up the wrong couple from the get go for being “healthier”.

“We’re not meant to be together” because of extenuating circumstances involving our responsibilities and destinies as The Slayer and The Champion and “We’re not meant to be together”because we’re literally mortal enemies who happen to forget it sometimes because we’re just people too.

Never mind that “I’m an evil demon” nonsense.

Moot point when “You’re just a girl”/“That’s what I keep saying” and “Timmy’s down the bloody well!”…

Bangel find all the reasons NOT TO BE TOGETHER even though they’re afforded everything that LETS THEM BE. Spuffy END UP TOGETHER despite the whole damn world telling that them IT’S ALL WRONG.

I’m just saying,… someone should make that gif set.

#buffy the vampire slayer #spike and buffy #spuffy #buffy and angel #bangel #something blue #i will remember you #striking differences #2 for 1 #I would like romantic tragedy and domestic bliss in a handbasket please #what do you mean they can’t be sold together? #oh #they’re incompatible #one literally cancels out the other #you’re saying a couple not being together means that they shouldn’t be #because they don’t know actually know each other #I see #never mind then #just domestic bliss please #it’s the healthier option #I will consume #oh they’re under a spell #but wait… what exactly is this spell? #it’s a spell brought on accidentally by somebody else’s feelings of jealousy #the actual people that are under it are just being unhibited happy idiots #so you’re saying their feelings are real but their situation isn’t? #and that’s a problem? #and the opposite is better? #you weird confusing people #spuffy ftw

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Nothing dates Buffy more to me than the fact that when Andrew is talking about being a fan of Doctor Who, he means Classic Who

#buffy the vampire slayer #doctor who #it’s so funny #you’re going to be so happy in a few years #also give it a few more years #and watch spike mack on a dude #and giles be an evil school guy #but mostly the first one

[wren-kitchens]

im literally so glad depression did not take my sense of humour away because if it did I would literally just be angel from buffy and I cannot think of a fate worse than that

#i’m sorry I fucking hate him HES JUST SO BORING #ALL HE DOES IS BROOD #IT’S SO DULL #I couldn’t care less about who you ship buffy with but I could literally never get into her x angel because he’s just so DRY #LIKE YEAH WE GET IT YOU HAVE A SOUL AND YOU’RE SAD GET OVER YOURSELF #he literally. does not fucking stop being Sad all the time #it’s all he does #he’s only fun when he’s evil #and those like three episodes in the first season when he was mysterious in a fun way rather than the always fucking sad way #yeah he’s hot but that could not matter less HES SO BORING #spike is one of my favourite characters #better than angel by far because he’s ENTERTAINING #HE HAS LAYERS #he and joyce watching passions is the funniest shit idec #also that onion flower thing he kept talking about #there was never a dull moment with spike because he was FUNNY #‘out for a walk. bitch’ #buffy is the perfect example of someone who can brood and Not be boring about it because SHE HAS DEPTH #she’s funny AND SHE HAD TO CLAW HER WAY OUT OF HER COFFIN AFTWR SHE WAS DRAGGED OUT OF HEAVEN #SHE GETS TO BROOD #also FAITH oh my god I fucking love faith #s7 faith <33333 #y’know I take back what I said about not caring who you ship buffy with her and faith makes way more sense than her and spike or angel #this turned into a rant about btvs but idec #I was complaining about depression earlier and made this joke to myself and I thought it was hilarious #i’m saying it to my mum tomorrow anyway idc she’d love it #wren wrambles #q

[vampirologist]

the reasoning that spike gives buffy for stopping angelus bringing forth acathla is SO funny as he presented the judge to drusilla as a present. the judge. who incinerates humans and things containing humanity. whereas acathla would just consume the earth into a hell dimension that consists of great torture. “the truth is, I like this world. you've got dog racing, manchester united. and you've got people. billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs. it's all right here. but then someone comes along with a vision. with a real passion for destruction…” like your gift of the judge literally involves creating an armageddon of wiping out humans and humanity. just say you don’t like the fact that it’s angelus taking back his patriarchal role of the group and doing the destruction. and the fact that he also was a homewrecker. maybe you do have a thing for the earth and humanity but it wasn’t stopping you causing chaos when it was you and dru doing it. girl what about your happy meals on legs when the judge decimates them

#‘vampires do big talk about ending the world’ yeah but you literally presented and ASSEMBLED the judge for dru #he does address that he wants things as they were before with dru but stilllll it’s you having a problem with him that’s the crux #this is hyperbolic as I think the judge killing billions of people IS unreasonable yknow. but still he literally brings forth this entity #whose sole purpose is rid of humans 😭 #also it’s further funny given it’s presented that spike is the more headfirst one whereas angelus likes to draw things out #if you’re gonna fuck up the world. i feel the judge is a better method suited for angelus #which yeah he does before the judge gets absolutely destroyed by buffy

[francesderwent]

My husband is OBSESSED with Smallville and I cannot bear to watch it! Please tell me it isn't that cringe and weird as people try and tell me it is?

anon I fully believe it is probably cringier and weirder, but it is also true that it is, quite often, phenomenal television

#what I usually tell people is: #you know those Buffy episodes where the monster of the week falls flat as a metaphor for teenageryness and the campiness isn’t working #and you’re like kind of embarrassed for everyone there? #99.9% of Smallville episodes are like that #except that they’re also AMAZING #and every now and then they’ll have a moment where their meteor freak of the week ISN’T weird and stupid and everything falls into place #and then the format just SINGS #the adrenaline rush of Smallville hitting me out of nowhere with one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen? unbeatable #asks

[whiskeyadams]

Listen, Buffy crawled so First Kill could fuckin sprint

#first kill #calliette #Buffy #I have watched buffy since it aired. i re watch it once a year. I’ve watched first kill four times in one week #tell me you’re a gay millennial with out telling me you’re a gay millennial

[irate-iguana]

I have too many memes in my photos app so, uh, Buffyverse meme dump part 1/?

Angel spoilers below:

#sorry about that last one #and technically cordy wakes up in a coma twice — in birthday and in you’re welcome. but in birthday it’s not nearly as devastating #meme dump #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #angel the series #ats #btvs spoilers #ats spoilers #buffyverse #principal flutie #the pack #daniel oz osbourne #daniel osbourne #new moon rising #faith lehane #dawn summers #tara maclay #lorne #krevlorneswath of the deathwok clan #winnifred burkle #fred burkle #wesley wyndam pryce #wesley wyndam-pryce #angel #sleep tight #cordelia chase #you’re welcome #a hole in the world #original post

[littlenastieswewhispered]

#spuffy #buffy x spike #spike x buffy #embarrassing freak couple #btvs text post #my text posts #btvs memes #buffy #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #to be hers #i believe in you spike #you’re the one buffy #he is in my heart

[stellernorth]

there’s buffy unabomber au fanfiction

this ask caused me to type a terrible combination of nouns into ao3 (“buffy unabomber”) and i didn’t even get any results as a reward for going through all that

#anon i’m honored i’m the person you’re telling random facts #i am confused about this content #also ‘unabomber au’ that’s real life? it happened lol #have i talked about the unabomber on here? maybe once when he died ig #my main question here is one of the characters the unabomber or is he a villian #i mean some weird shit has happened on buffy. look at earshot or the 2nd to last ep of ats s4 #cw terrorism #cw bombing #post i made #asks #anonymous

[slut-jpeg]

okay the thing is buffy was kind of out of line in “empty places” when she told everyone what the plan was that and didn’t want to do it. but guess what? it’s her house. she’s the slayer, she’s in charge, and most importantly it’s HER FUCKING HOUSE! SHE PAYS THE BILLS! YOU CANNOT KICK HER OUT OF HER OWN FUCKING HOUSE! like anya and rona were fucking annoying as hell and they needed to shut the fuck up but holy fuck if I was buffy I’d kick them all out of my house before I let them try to tell me to get out. and dawn being the one to tell her to get out? like you didn’t exist two years ago you get out lol.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy season 7 #buffy summers #god I was so pissed at them when I saw this the first time #then the second I saw their side #and now this is the third? time I’ve watched it and fuck them? #like you’re partially right but that is not your house #also why did they make the one black girl the fucking worst #like ik it’s bc joss is a piece of shit but fuck #I hate rona so much

[ectokelpeigh]

Don't know if you're still accepting asks but 👑🎶

Hell yeah I am

(For this ask game)

👑: Danny’s not the King. There is no overwhelmingly accepted “the king of ghosts” or an absolute monarchy. Pariah Dark was very imposing, influential, powerful, you name it, but he was more of an emperor than the godlike authority many make him out to be. The crossroads of infinite realms doesn’t really have want or need of a ruler, you know? It’s more of an honor culture (think wild west).

Danny didn’t know all of this when a bunch of ghosts converged on him to inform him of his impending ascension to the throne. Nope. He actually thinks he’s destined to take Pariah Dark’s throne.

In reality, Pariah Dark’s influence was locked away again with him in the sarcophagus. Turns out Danny has a cult following in the Ghost Zone, and his defeat of PD got them hyped up enough to finally approach him. It’s a relief that he doesn’t have to be king of anything but extremely concerning that there’s practically a new religion in the GZ revering him. Suddenly Skulker doesn’t seem so creepy

🎶: Danny couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it. The Ghostwriter uses this to his advantage when he gets out of prison and exacts his revenge in his thrilling musical sequel (it’s very BTVS “Once More With Feeling”)

#I have another one sitting in my inbox I’ll get to tomorrow #it is BEDTIME #answers #these came out more like writing prompts than hesdcanons oops #semantics I guess #headcanons #‘’oh you thought the rhyming was bad? now you’re gonna SING’ #I honestly don’t care about the ghostwriter that much but once Buffy crosses my mind it gets a spot in the post 😤

[shewhosleepsalotincemeteries]

Society if Tara was alive to be the one to find Buffy and give her a speech about how brave and wonderful and loved she is in Touched instead of Spike:

#probably my most controversial btvs opinion #spuffy’s please don’t find this and kill me #i just was thinking about how tara was such a good friend for Buffy and how much she needed that in s7 #tara was someone who buffy didn’t have to be strong around and it makes me so sad that she never had that again #tara maclay #buffy summers #btvs #btvs season 7 #btvs touched #you’re the one #💤🪦

[babyleostuff]

which svt boy is the type of boyfriend with whom you can turn your brain off with | ot13

. . . most to least likely

1 . . . seungcheol

i don’t think anyone is surprised that choi seungcheol is the number one. you wouldn’t have to think AT ALL ever again with him, like come on - he’s big, buffy and dependable (jeonghan’s words, not mine). knowing him, he’d get offended if you tried to “think” - looking out for you, and taking care of you is his number one priority in life. i mean it, it’s his life mission.

2 . . . mingyu

husband material number two, he’s equally fixated on looking out for you as cheol. there is nothing that could distract mingyu from you, your well-being, and safety. the type to walk on the outer side of the sidewalk, and always holding your hand when crossing the road. not a single one of your brain cells would have to be active when he’d be around.

3 . . . joshua

the third husband coded man of svt. no matter how distracted you’d get, joshua would be there right by your side to make sure you wouldn’t hurt yourself or get lost if you were out on the town. there would be no need for you to be aware of anything, thanks to your lovely boyfriend. and it’d all come so naturally for him - he wouldn’t even have to think about it.

4 . . . minghao

hao, our silent and attentive boy that looks out for you, no matter what, would always make sure you’re taken care of, to the point where you wouldn’t really have to think around him. you could do whatever, and minghao would have no problem with protecting you from anything that could hurt you. he’s just so aware of you, and your presence.

5 . . . jeonghan

similar to mingaho in the sense that you don’t even realise that you’re not really “thinking” when you’re with him. even before you started dating he was always such a caretaker that it doesn’t really surprise anyone when you mindlessly follow jeonghan everywhere without a single care in the world.

6 . . . wonwoo

wonwoo is everything you could ask for - he is handsome, smart, funny, and most importantly he always makes sure you’re happy, well fed, and safe. he is ready to change a light bulb, make you dinner (even though he can’t cook for shit), pick you up after a party, and pack you lunch before school/work. the best part out of all of this is that you never have to ask for any of this - he just knows when you need him, so why do you need to think when your boyfie is always there for you

7 . . . woozi

woozi is kind of the middle ground between those who are excellent at taking care of you, and those who try their best, but are too easily distracted, or just prefer to be the ones taken care of. jihoon is always there for you, no matter what (obviously), but sometimes he can get a bit distracted, so you’d still have to be aware of your surroundings when out and about, or you’d have to check his luggage before a trip to make sure he packed his toothbrush.

8 . . . chan

a very observant lil bub that always keeps an eye on you. no matter how much you try to convince him you are good on your own, he still takes care of you in every way he can, and with time (you didn’t even realise when) you started to shut your brain off more and more when with your boyfriend. and come on, it makes him so happy when you depend on him, he loves when you grab his hand the second you exit the car, ready to trust your boyfriend with everything and anything.

9 . . . dk

does a pretty good job as being the “thinker” until something doesn't distract him, and because he is easily distracted, well… he is a cutie pie, though, and very obedient, so he will gladly follow you everywhere without much nagging so looking after him isn’t as hard as looking out for hoshi or vernon. there is one situation when you can definitely shut your brain off, and it’s in crowded places, because there is no way dk will let anything happen to you in a crowd.

10 . . . seungkwan

poor baby really tries to take care of you so can confidently shut your brain off with him, but at the end of the day your relationship is very 50/50… okay, more like 30/70 because usually it’s you who has to think about everything. seungkwan still tries to help you out as much as he can, he doesn’t want to be a burden to you, but sometimes he’s just so easily distracted or oblivious to what is happening around him.

11 . . . jun

easily distracted, manipulated, puts himself in dangerous situations on a daily basis, and has the tendency to wander off like a kindergarten kid, so naturally he’s the one to shut his brain off with you. looking after him can be quite tricky sometimes, he has his rebel moments when he want to make your life a living hell by worrying the shit out of you, but the second he sees you getting really stressed he gets back to his polite, and cute self.

12 . . . hoshi

this poor boy would get distracted so easily, you’d have to think for him. if you were out, hoshi would be the one to wander off, or not see the incoming car and almost getting hit by it - you’d have to be the one to save him from everything. it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about you, but he’s a kid at heart that needs to be the protected one.

13 . . . vernon

same as hoshi, you need to be alert 24/7 with vernon. distracted easily, and does not understand the concept of dangerous situations - you’d definitely have to be the “thinker” in your relationship. like, if you were going on a trip you’d be the person that plans everything, is in charge of the maps, food, packing clothes, and vernon would be the one to venmo you money.

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