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new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.

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In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.

#Sam wants to be the riddler so so bad

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Bestie conversation<3

#the way I thought this was Tosh and Ianto for a second #fucked up tytnw AU where the master’s got a little crush #and tosh and ianto are running away and she’s like wow #really he’s got a thing for you? #sorry op lovely art

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The funniest part of Game Changer is that you can clearly tell that Sam Reich is the son of a politician, because he egregiously and routinely overestimates the shame of the cadre of queer theater kids he hangs out with on a regular basis, which is a very politician kid move.

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Watching Game of Thrones for the first time like

#game of thrones #thanks for the meme babe #you’re so smart

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"stump hodgepodge" is one of the funniest taz balance segments. "What's the biggest prime number?" "It's up there" invented comedy

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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

#Mac’s little ficlet with the hbs like this my beloved #but also god I crave all of these #they could all do all of them

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I might actually type these up later because they do actually serve as a decent reference for fic and things but here you go, my breakdown with admittedly an intermission in the middle but also yeah I am changed (every big finish Torchwood audio finally listened to, gold star for me)

If you’re reading this post, I’m dead* and I will be coming back wrong**

*on a plane listening to The Death of Captain Jack

**with a lot of handwritten notes undoubtedly containing expletives

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Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

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If you’re reading this post, I’m dead* and I will be coming back wrong**

*on a plane listening to The Death of Captain Jack

**with a lot of handwritten notes undoubtedly containing expletives

#torchwood #big finish #it’s time #making this post just under two weeks in advance #we’ll see if it shall be seen

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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31 and something Torchwood, dealer’s choice <3

Sorry this took me a hot minute zoe!

(31. After a small rejection)

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Andy was trying very, very hard not to laugh.

He really was. He knew that John didn't think he was trying, what with the giggles that were rapidly escaping Andy's closed lips, but he was, honest.

It's just... He was so cute.

John was rather stubbornly pouting, arms crossed as he held Andy's Neighbor's overweight Persian cat in his arms. Muffins, for her part, was enjoying the whole situation greatly, purring and happily headbutting John's chin.

It would be an adorable image... If John's eyes weren't watering like sprinklers.

"Love," Andy said, trying, really truly trying to keep his voice steady. "you're having an allergic reaction."

"I had cats growing up!" John said, "I'm not bloody allergic and I'm telling you, her owner doesn't want her anymore!"

"Missus MacGrady loves that cat more than her children and her husband," Andy pointed out, and John actually stomped his foot like a fussy toddler

"We can't keep Muffins," Andy said, clinging to the last vestiges of his resolve. "We can go to the shelter and find a different cat, one you're not allergic to."

John opened his mouth to protest again, and Andy quickly tacked on, "not that you're allergic to Muffins, obviously."

John looked so heartbroken that a small amount of the amusement died in Andy's chest, and he stepped closer to kiss his cheek.

"it's okay, love," Andy soothed, "Muffins wanders the whole apartment block, everyone knows her, you'll get to see her again."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

With a heavy, heartbroken sigh, John set muffins down... And sneezed.

An absolutely adorable, tiny little kitten sneeze. The cutest thing Andy had ever heard come out of John's mouth.

That was it, he was done for. Andy bent at the waist and laughed and laughed and laughed.

#lmao brings back tiny sneezes john lore #<3

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mom never acknowledged dad

this episode did deeply fucked up damage to my psyche

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one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth