#you’re telling me

[icetobes]

“lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice”

“which is why i have to make the most of every single moment because from here on out it’s all a gift”

YOURE TELLING ME THATS NOT A SET UP CONFESSION ??? HELLO WHAT ARE THEY DOING

#you’re TELLING ME #season 6 is a different vibe #like buddie is set up for several confessions?? #911 #911 season 6 #911 s6 #evan buck buckely #buck 911 #eddie diaz #eddie diaz 911 #buddie #buck x eddie

[axelhasstoppedresponding]

this gay and bisexual (derogatory) have stolen every inch and crumb of my creativity

im not complaining tho honestly

#im going insane #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #dead plate #axels art #you’re telling me #he cant taste #is gay #and would die before gay marriage is legalized #…if he didnt get the fnaf treatment #AND HIS WAITER EMPLOYEE IS A MAN FAILURE THATS BISEXUAL AND BIPHOBIC??

[200yearoldautisticman]

i swear to god that the next time we see peter he listens to boygenius. “not strong enough”? true blue? souvenir? me and my dog? cool about it? he is who they describe when talking about “not strong enough” in the genius video. the song is about a guy(gender neutral) who is having this realization that he’s not okay and he hates himself and he hates that he hates himself and craves attention and affection but at the same time believes he is unworthy of it and at some level above it all bc this is the best he’s gonna be and its just so complex. the fight between hating yourself and having a god complex. being ashamed vs proud of your mental illness. i love how gotg3 shows how all of them come to terms or start to come to terms(peter) with their problems and by the end of the movie make the best decisions for themselves. but fuck, peter needs to listen to boygenius😭

#gotg3 #gotg vol 3 #gotg3 spoilers #peter quill #star lord #chris pratt #guardians of the galaxy #boygenuis #pheobe bridgers #you’re telling me #that peter #does not connect with music? #its how he processes #also i kin him #so i would know #trust me #im autistic

[crewdlydrawn]

You’re telling me this entire sylvania is trans?

#trans jokes #Transylvania #you’re telling me #ahem #my post #I’m sure it’s been done

[adorethedistance]

Why does every Hughes brother photo look like it was taken with the three of them at gun point????

#seriously dawg #you’re telling me #these people have been trick or treating together ???? #yeah right #ignore me #quinn hughes #jack hughes #luke hughes

[inforapennyinforapunned]

Partner is playing Ratchet & Clank so this called itself in to existence through me.

#ratchet and clank #clank #ratchet the lombax #captain qwark #based #you’re telling me #a shrimp fried this rice #apartment complex #mine

[ierofrnkk]

Don’t talk to me for several weeks okay 👍

#fanboys #fanboys 2009 #chris marquette #sam huntington #you’re telling me #that these two didn’t …. #c’mon #my edit

[clingylilhoneybee]

Still feels like I’m living in a dream

#you’re telling me #I get like 8 orgasms #and then get to eat leftover sushi #while my amazing wonderful cute scottish boyfriend #comes over and kisses me just cause it’s been a few minutes since the last kiss #honestly what could be better

[certifiedsportslesbian]

The “Charles and Carlos had to split a sandwich” thing is so fucking funny to me because literally all the other teams have private planes that they take everywhere and they are in like economy plus. In fact it’s so weird I don’t believe it.

#is it clearly Charles in the video #yes #but like ???? #ALL THE OTHER TEAMS HAVE PRIVATE PLANES #you’re telling me #Ferrari can’t even spring for business class? please #F1

[coltthekingme]

My name is El Shrimpo-al-dente,

You grilled my father,

Prepare to fry.

#humour #the princess bride #cooking #you’re telling me #a #shrimp #fried rice

[buckys-estrella]

i think google photos is manifesting with me…

#so basically #you’re telling me #that danny and I are gonna get married?? #mhm yup #thank you for affirming this #got google on my side fr✊🏼 #tbh when I click on groom it just give me all the photos I have saved of him in a tux #and I love it #my husband (real) #danny ramirez #sara:speaks

[savagehardyandfreee]

Heathcliff: I will exact revenge on everyone who has slighted me and be merciless

Also Heathcliff: Gossips with the neighbours wife in his free time

#heathcliff #wuthering heights #you’re telling me #Heathcliff #gossips #with the girls #????? okay

[moss-opossum]

You’re telling me a trans formed ‘er?

#shitpost #you’re telling me a #trans #you’re telling me #transformer #moss-opossum

[slangry]

Everyone asks how the shrimp fried that rice. But no on asks why he fried that rice.

#shrimp #fried rice #shrimp fried rice #you’re telling me #a shrimp fried this rice #why is he like this #who fucking knows

[thoughtfulshepherdmongerkid]

Fresh of the screen!! Do I love this wholeheartedly? Not really

#digital art #procrate #original work #acotar #nesta #nesta acotar #Nesta my queen #if you see a flaw no you didn’t #god why are chairs hard to draw #you’re telling me #that she wouldn’t be proud of herself for holding her #false #she would be and you can’t convince me otherwise

[noitsbecky127]

you’re telling me howl moved this castle?

#howl’s moving castle #you’re telling me #meme #shitpost