#you whimps!

[doodles-and-hedgehog]

And here we see... tumblr live... only being porn.. amazing.. #give me back my 18+ art content!

#give me back my 18+ art content #you whimps! #Fix yOur FucKINg WEBSITE #Tumblr live

[hiatus-queen72]

I have more energy today yay 😁

#I’m watching one piece and usopp is pissing me off #two years of training for you to be a whimp?!?! #I was HOPEFUL #those little totattas needed your help and you didn’t #HOW EASY WOULD IT HAVE BEEN FOR YOU TO JUST SHOOT IT IN HER MOUTH IN THE FIRST PLACE #I have no clue if I spelt totattas wrong #anyways here’s yet another selfie #me #cute #girl #love #selfie #fashion #photo #brown hair #blue eyes #hot #blah blah normal tags #tumblr

[vulpixelates]

in what UNIVERSE would halsin or karlach have abs

halsin is a druid. he's meant to survive in the woods. you need body fat for that.

karlach is a fucking barbarian who is constantly chowing down on whatever she can get her hands on and has a super high strength. she would have a powerlifter's body type!!! FUNCTIONAL MUSCLE. do you think she has time to focus on building vanity muscle while being a soldier for zariel's armies? absolutely not. the only plausible explanation for her having any semblance of abs is that maybe her engine heart is greatly increasing her metabolism but even then i think it's a coward's answer

MAKE THEM THICK AS WELL AS BUFF AS HELL YOU COWARDS, pls and thank you. this has been a psa

#i hate video game designers who are afraid to make their characters have realistic body types #bg3 allowing you to choose between scrawny but muscular and big but muscular is cool and all but like. where are hte fucking fat people #and when are non-lifters going to understand that this isn't even what functional muscle looks like #i literally complain about this w every game that comes out about people who are supposed to be strong aoifejaoijfe #ac: valhalla is one of my faves and they gave lady eivor a more realistic body type ig but they whimped out on giving her the big muscles + #+ necessary to lift those giant viking weapons like COWARDS #*dykeposting #bg3 critical

[nights-at-crystarium]

wolqotd

Would your WoL rather be in a freezing wasteland or scorching desert, i.e. are they more cold- or heat-tolerant?

#A little big secret: Vivi's a whimp who can't stand either extreme. #But if he really had no third option #he'd pick the cold since you still could wear clothes #make a fire and shelter. #Can't really do much if you're being burned alive. #ffxiv #vivien rell #wolqotd #text post

[uuuhshiny]

Sean Bean in Bravo Two Zero, P7

Interrogation 2

#by uuuhshiny #uuuhshiny's gifs #Sean Bean #Bravo Two Zero #whumpedit #Interrogation #power #I wish you could hear #the sounds he makes here #heavy scared breathing #whimping #his body acting is phenomenal #blindfold

[sunshades]

maybe i do miss gubo. what are you going to do about it. kill me? better do it in one shot better make it count

#bell.txt #am i seriously thinking about him in the middle of all this. well. i am coping. i am thinking about umineko and miracles but if i think #about it too much i will get emotional. and i have homework to do. so i have chosen to put that guy in the microwave #will you guys watch him for me while i go to the library. he will not bite. because hes a whimp

[animation-vs-minecraft]

AvM Sticktober Day 16 & 17 | Dream / Nightmare

#ava sticktober #sticktober #ava #avm #animation vs minecraft #animator vs animation #animation vs terraria #avt #cho later bursts in having paniced at not being able to find them for HOURS and they both end up crying on each other like a bunch of whimps #and then promptly pass out in a pile #nothing like fear of becoming your own waking nightmare and losing the only person who ever mattered to you to make you both calm down lmao #this has been kicking around my head for literal weeks

[greaserink]

seeing people post ai in the art channel of discord's i'm in is making me froth at the mouth but i highly doubt the peeps who run them will take kindly to me asking them to take down the ai :}

#cash speaks #if you think ai is art then leave #block me #unfollow me #because you are defininately not welcome here #they aren't art discords but band and book clubs #but i feel like a whimp not asking #nor demanding

[hahahahahahahahabitehaha]

#tma #jonny istg you better make this good or else im going to cry like a whimp for a very very long time

[kumomist]

WHEEZING SCREAMING CRYING AT THE TCG EP ALL HE STOLE WAS ONE BOX THATS THE LAMEST CRIME EVERRR

#txt #watching dcmk #im trying to get into pokemon tcg but so far just getting deeper into collecting #and i can tell you some of these guys buy like 10 boxes at a time #these guys have like 5k value binders. we are broke college students #they have binders of cards AND have cards for tcg decks #‘i cant win with just cheap cards’ ok budget like a REAL tcg player WHIMP

[evilminji]

"DO BETTER!" Says Now Televised Fanboy

He, Dash Baxter is a Phan-Stan!! It's kinda his thing. See, he's a fancy ass talk show host now. Married Paulie, moved out of Amity, actually DID something with his life. His parents? Did not approve. Long n short of it? He got kicked out.

Paulie's parents were PISSED.

Retaliated by giving him all the help he needed getting EVERY scholarship he qualified for. He went to a really nice college. Missed his girlfriend like mad. But she was off in Metropolis, terrifying weaker men. Conquering the fashion scene.

And SOMEHOW? Thanks to that long talk he had with Phantom (*incoherent fanboy gibbering noises* SO COOL!) he's worked to be... more of a LEADER, you know? Less of an asshole. Cause he's popular. People copy him. He can't be an asshole.

So, somehow, when he's punching out some try-hard that thinks he's hot shit for bullying a Nerd? He and the nerd get talking, right? Cause the guy got his glasses completely fucked up. And it's what Phantom would do.

But GET THIS? Guy's never HEARD of Phantom! Is super curious, cause he runs a small time Hero's show on the web. And, Dude? Is it your LUCKY DAY! Cause you just met THE number 1 fan of Phantom, hands down!! He makes his VERY spirited case, about why Phantom is THE best Hero to ever have lived. And this guy?

Entranced.

In AWE.

Just straight up BEGS him to join his show. Cause apparently? He was BORN for it. Which? Yeah. He HAS been giving speechs to the team for YEARS now. And Talking at fan meet ups. Leading fan meet ups. Hosting parties... actually, now that he thinks about it? He DOES do a lot of public speaking? Huh.

But still, he's about to say "no", when?

Dude mentions? He'll get to talk about Phantom.

SOLD!

It. Blows. Up. Absolutely EVERYONE is in love with his pretty face, hot bod, and STRONG opinions. But they ALSO have no idea who Phantom is! Paulie! This is CRIMINAL! Horrifying! What is going ON!?

Some bullshit information black out, apparently. At least according to her... friendly Nemesis? The Goth Dweeb. Who's engaged, apparently? So good for her. Unsurprisingly, it's too the OTHER Dweebs, but still. Bout time she started planning to drag them to a court house. She's the only one with any spine in that group! If she waited for THEM to propose?

Not even as Ghosts, man.

They'd get distracted by shiny nerd shit and whimp out.

Still... a world where NO ONE knows how Awesome, Phantom is? Not on HIS watch!

So he works it in. To every segment. It becomes "his thing". Oh? Super man saved a kitten from a tree? Cute. Well PHANTOM saved a bus full of Ghost Puppies from a shady, rouge, Goverment agency. Do BETTER, Superman!

The Flash, who is a cheap knock-off and stole his name, took down an Ice Villian? Adorable! PHANTOM stopped a Rouge WINTER SPIRIT with the help of YETI WARRIORS then assisted in giving FREE medical care for anyone who needed it! Here's a picture of him making GHOST ICE SNOWMEN for small children! Do BETTER, Knock-off!

What's THAT you say? Wonder Woman fought a GOD in down town paris?

Excellent work Wonder Woman. Flawless as always. But YOU, god-boy, are a disappointment! All that power! And WHAT do you use it for? Are you even supposed to BE here?? PHANTOM uses his power to HELP people! Is awesome and knows TONS of better gods! You're just salty you didn't make the cut!

DO BETTER!

And obviously? No one believes him. There's no record of this "Phantom" guy. The pictures look fantastical and vaguely glitchy/glowy. Not quite right. They GOTTA be photo shopped. Manipulated somehow. But? As a shtick? A fake "perfect Superhero" is kinda funny and unique.

And it's one hell of Fake Hero!

A Dead Champion? Who fights gods and monsters? Rouge agencies? Sassy and tragic? With a mysterious past? Pretty cool! There's even an Offical Comic from some guy that went to the same high-school as Baxter!

Of course, as Baxter get more and more popular? The "meme" hero, Phantom, get more well known? People get more interested in where Dash grew up. You know, just a bored Google. Maybe see if the hero was based off a local legend or something. But... huh...

The Town website?

Weirdly? Sanitized.

Like... like aggressively sanitized. All smooth edges and no details. Very "move along, citizen". Ha ha... it's part of the joke right? They get it! They'll just look up local restaurants or som-....

Wait...

Hey, guuuuys?

Are you finding ANYTHING?

And! Nothing. And I do mean NOTHING! Triggers the "oh? Secrets???" Instincts of a Hacker, like finding a hard blank wall of "KEEP OUT". Especially when it's somewhere it rightfully shouldn't BE.

All it would take? Is ONE person, of decent skills and an account on Certain Forums, getting bored enough to Google the Dude On The TV(TM)? For the GIW's lil walls to come crashing down. Because yeah, you can stop ONE hacker. Even two. Probably five or six.

But how about thousands?

Hundreds of thousands?

From every time zone. Competing. Just to see what you HAVE and don't want them to see. Maybe they do something with it, maybe they don't. But fuck it, you're being RUDE and now they're CURIOUS. And THEN? Oh. Oh holy shit.

Not a meme.

Very real.

Not a joke.

The walls come crumbling down, down, down. Ripped apart by hundreds of hands. Emails sent to every sort of agency. The JLU line inundated with emergency tips. Not a joke. Not A Joke. Holy Shit, IT WASN'T A JOKE!

Phantom is REAL!

And there, on TV, stands the Man. The signal FINALLY breaching containment. Fighting off the invading God of the week. Built like statue, hair like an aurora borealis of white fire held almost delicately in place by a CROWN of ice, a suit made of void and starlight. Inhuman. Beyond human.

Here to help.

A laugh that crackles like ice and the snap of winter, rolls through the air like coming storms, rich and somehow warm. A smile that bares teeth, yet turns so KIND when he looks upon humanity, as though we are precious and worth fighting for. A living star.

A... a once living star.

And in the center of it all? Wearing his BESPOKE, custome made, Number 1 Phan full body outfit? That's right. Dash Baxter. Ha! You fuckers doubted him! Behold his blorbo and WEEP, ya fuckin casuals! The BESTEST of boys! The FINEST of Heros! Superman? Could NEVER.

And now? The weather!

@babbling-babull @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @hypewinter @hdgnj @mutable-manifestation

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dash baxter #dash on tv #Dash Phan AU

[transgender-catboy]

I love you little gay people in my phone

#i would tell you all that individually but im a whimp #teehee

[themthistles]

from is such a bizarre show. it feels like something released in 2009 or 2013 but actually came out this year. clearly aiming for complicated mystery stretching across multiple seasons but because of its cinematography and dialogue half the time i feel like i'm tuning into a walking dead episode

#also i thought mc was played by bradley cooper the entire time #but that one's on me and my poor face recognition i guess #sorry all brown haired white men with a stubble look the same to me #no but seriously who is this show's target audience #cause casual fans that like walking dead and such are already frustrated that none of their questions are being answered #and for people who love obsessing over little details and mysteries it's just weird enough #it's as if they tried to get as wide demographic as possible adding all these relationship and conflicts that go nowhere #which all lessens mysterious and creepy vibe of the show #cinematography especially hurts because being trapped in a terrifying nowhere town while weird creatures hunt you for sport sounds great #as a horror premise #but the end result is just not scary because of how it's shot and how the story progresses #i watched all of it at night time #didn't get spooked once and i'm the biggest whimp #hats off to the penniwise guy for the creepiest smile i've ever seen #the only one who committed #characters are definitely the best aspect of it all so i hope they don't fuck that up #also there's no reason for any intro to be that long and this one isn't even good #anyways kind of a shame that it had potential but ultimately falls through #btw that scene when kristi has a dream that dad takes off the amulet and monsters break into the trailer is so fucking funny #i don't think it was intentional at all but i had to pause it cracked me up so much #*just not weird enough #*wimp #you know what whatever i slept for 3 hours i'm not retyping any of that

[will-o--the-wisp]

smut under the cut // MDNI

gojo satoru x bottom male!reader smut

cw: amab reader, omegaverse, mpreg, breeding kink, anal sex, knotting, tba.

“Satoru?” (Name) asks, struggling to get the words out from the combination of the rough thrusts and his legs pressed into his chest. “‘S your rut coming early?” 

It’s true that he’s going at it harder than normal, Gojo admits. He has both of his partner’s legs in a steel hold, the sound of skin slapping harshly resonating through the room. He leans down a bit to capture the other man's lips in his, kissing him desperately. 

Seeing (Name) today wearing the cute frilly apron Geto gifted him as a joke while he cooked for the both of them had been the beginning of Gojos unraveling. He had spent the day at school trying to teach the kids while his thoughts were plagued by images of (Name). (Name) in the cute little apron and nothing else, (Name) as a househusband, (Name) on his cock, (Name) pregnant. It had been a shock to Gojo’s system when he imagined that, having to take a step back from his thoughts preserve his sanity for the rest of the day. 

“Wanna get you pregnant” Gojo growls, his pace not faltering for a second “You’d look so good full of my kids, fuck, all pretty ‘n cuddly for me” He revels in the way (Name)s spine curves, as if the thought is as appealing to the other as it is for him. 

“Yes fuck, Satoru yes” Whimpes fall out of the smaller man’s mouth like a prayer, eyes slowly unfocusing as the pleasure takes over his brain. Gojo is hitting all of the spots he knows the other enjoys, pistoning into the gummy walls as they contract around his dick. 

“You’re gonna come for me?” Satoru asks moving one of his hands to wrap around his lover’s dick, jerking it quickly “I’ll fill you up nicely, so don’t worry about anything else, sweetheart” He smirks as he sees tears flow down his beloved's face, pushing himself to thrust faster. 

Gojo feels the base of his dick swell, his knot making itself known by rubbing at the other’s hole, making (Name) scream nonsensically, mind given over to pleasure as they come around the stretch.   

“S’ okay sweetheart” Gojo caresses his lover's sweaty face as he cums, filling him to the brim. 

Maybe they should do it some more today, just to be sure the pregnancy takes.

#male reader #sub male reader #jjk x male reader #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x male reader #omega male reader #a/b/o dynamics

[actuallysophiefoster]

I have therapy tomorrow and my therapist is going to ask me what I did this week and I’m going to be like

I learnt I can’t have Ezekiel bread? And I got upset at that so I baked bread I can have?

And then she’s going to know that I had heightened emotions because I bake to cope 🙄

#all I’m doing is moving on the chain of Jewish afabs stuffing you with food #I’m moving on my grandmothers legacy #I’m the mom figure to my siblings and someone has to teach them how to make challah #🎶it’s gonna be me🎶 #definitely not related but #/j it’s very related #being celiac sucks #my immune system is afraid of bread #what a whimp #august speaks #not kotlc #about August #celiac disease

[kickasstorrents]

you so used to eating shrimps with the whimps why dont u try eating black eyed peas with the new year fleas.