#you can't tell me it wouldn't fit

[samadhifired]

While ago, I made a post about the Mayor/Chief of War's Chinese dub title being 大元帅/Dà Yuánshuài (aka Grand Marshal).

And after little more digging (aka throwing the term in Wikipedia's search par), this kind of courtesy title was mostly reserved for two types of people:

Legendary war heroes

OR

The Crown Prince

Based on the little we know about the Mayor's backstory, I think the first one is probably the one the show writers were going with. Which would make the Mayor a nice parallel for Azure.

You know, them both being high ranking soldiers who grew so tired of their boss' bs that they ended up killing them.

But the second possibility... That idea of LBD slowly manipulating the Emperor's very own son into her most loyal servant. That she had lost her faith in humanity so thoroughly that the idea of replacing this selfish ruler with her puppet wasn't a choice she even considered.

(Unless that was indeed what she did, since that scene clearly takes place before she met the Pilgrims)

But most importantly: the idea that the Mayor was so loyal to LBD that he gave up his future as an Emperor, betrayed the people he was supposed to rule one day and murdered his own father.

#lmk #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk mayor #SF rambles #it seems to be a very old title too #you can find pretty much identical ones from Korea and Japan #but in those it was a courtesy title for the Emperor #to make him the leader of the military or something #but in China it seems to have varied more #Oh also #Starting now I will forever head canon that Dà Yuánshuài/Grand Marshal/Chief of War was also Macaque's title in Wukong's court #Gotta love the good old gender neutral use of Queen Macaque #but come on! #you can't tell me it wouldn't fit

[shhh-secret-art]

LITTLE OUTFITS

these were fun hehe. I tried to mostly stay influenced by their actual outfits - just spice them up a little.

#you can't tell me Valerie wouldn't own a cargo SKIRT #also these are the best hands and shoes I've ever drawn #just some fun little fits #dp #danny phantom #Danny Fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #valerie gray #jazz Fenton #outfit redesign #character art

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

yeah i don’t think any of you should be surprised by this point

have the yashiro commission

#the quality shot up with this one somehow #the next chapter should be done soon #in the meantime have this #thoma's team are cinccino arcanine growlithe flareon and blissey #i don't think any of those need an explanation lmao #ayaka's team are ninetales (the alolan variant specifically bc ice) froslass glaceon aurorus and swinub #the swinub was a gut pick ngl. i just think ayaka would absolutely have a tiny thing like that #also it'd be hilarious to have elderly ayaka with a mamoswine #also her glaceon is shiny bc the color scheme fits better #ayato's team are mantine lapras corsola (shiny bc blue) gengar and rockruff #rockruff and gengar are gut picks also. you can't tell me ayato wouldn't have a dog pokemon #also gengar feels fitting #kinda like.......to represent the shuumatsuban #his work from the shadows and all that #i feel like he'd have a team you could kind of expect but also kinda not #like you'd be left like.... i get your picks but why...? aren't there more 'powerful' water types? #he'd just smile and change the topic #anyway #genshin impact #gi ayato #gi thoma #gi ayaka #ayato's gengar can megaevolve i forgot to add that earlier #he's trying to add a wiki berry to the stew if anyone's wondering. wiki berries are dry. i don't think they'd go in the stew thoma's making #not at that stage anyway #.png #.png genshin

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Okay we all agree Boom! Shadow could've been characterized better in almost every way (although his absolutely lame reasons for beating up Sonic were kind of hilarious). But I think the most objectively hilarious thing they should've done was just to fully embrace the "Shadow is technically Eggman's uncle" thing. Like Eggman already has his whole dysfunctional robot family going on in that show, and then just throw Shadow in for good measure.

Eggman: (about to do something stupid)

Shadow: As your uncle, I order you to stop

Eggman: But Shadoooooooow...

Shadow: Don't whine at me, Doctor

Eggman: Mom-Bot! Tell Shadow to let me blow up the village!

Mom-Bot: Listen to your uncle, young man!

Shadow: (gives him "I told you so" look)

Or just imagine Sonic busting into the lair and finding Eggman and Shadow chilling having brunch together. Or Shadow (grumpily) cheering Eggman on in his latest scheme like a dad at a sports game

#GUYS THE POTENTIAL #you can't tell me this wouldn't fit perfectly with boom's humor #i might write some oneshots if i get time on top of my other billion story ideas #shadow the hedgehog #dr. eggman #they're family your honor #boom shadow #boom eggman #sonic boom #sonic the hedgehog #sonic posting

[kostnyan]

#one piece #nico robin #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanji #robin #robin x sanji #sanji x robin #idk their ship name #robsan? sanrob? idk??? #i made this in a fit of madness wheni saw those zolu memes and had to do this with sanji and one of the girls #because he would and you can't tell me he wouldn't do this for the for the girls if they did ask him #also i do genuinely enjoy them as a couple and as characters SO! #this was made for me and me specifically #sorry this is the first thing i make for one piece but not sorry actually #shit post #meme

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

hear me out- stranger things five will be set in 1987.

what else happened in 1987? the lost boys.

i rest my case.

#this is the real kas theory proof #tell me eddie wouldn't fit in with that whole goddamn film #you can't #stranger things #eddie munson #kas theory #the lost boys

[starthelostboys]

rip to the huge collection of neon 80s windbreakers that sam probably owns that we didn’t get to see because the movie is set in the middle of summer

#you can't tell me that he wouldn't own a ton of those windbreakers they fit in with his style so well #the lost boys #tlb #kate's bad takes

[yumtummytigger]

This is just a rarepair kink thing but like. like. li

#belly kink #stuffing #wg fiction #d.anganronpa #stuffed ronpa #r.yoma hoshi #stuffedronpa #t.eruteru hanamura #YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT T.ERUTERU WOULDN'T BE INTO IT. YOU JUST CAN'T MAN #HE LATCHED ONTO T.WOGAMI IN THE FIRST CHAPTER AND WAS MORE THAN HAPPY TO COOK FOR THEM WHILE HE WAS STILL ALIVE #and whenever he sees a poor soul in need of some feeding (R.yoma) it's like he fucking locks onto them like a homing missle #and before you know it #suddenly their clothes dont fit anymore and they're stubbornly denying the possibility that they've become chunky #like what are you talking about it's just water weight #yeah if water had a shit ton of CALORIES

[sandmans-dreamingstar]

Sandman characters and their phones:

Dream:

Death:

Desire:

Lucienne:

The Corinthian:

Lucifer:

John:

Constantine:

Rose:

Jed:

#Imagining Desire and Lucifer twirling the cord while on the phone can be something very personal #was going to include Hob but couldn't find a good image of him with the grey suit on #and it didn't fit otherwise #anyway #his phone is a Samsung grey flip phone #also you can't tell me death wouldn't have the cutest gothest phone case #the sandman #morpheus #neil gaiman #dream of the endless #dream #death #death of the endless #desire #desire of the endless #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #the corinthian #jed walker #rose walker #johanna constantine #john #lucienne #lucifer x morpheus #morpheus x lucifer #dream x lucifer #lucifer x dream #dreamingstar #gwendoline christie #tom sturridge

[rigels-nigels]

Are you tired of your glasses always sliding down your nose? Constantly having to readjust them? Falling off your face when you bend over or go upside down?

Well do I have the solution for you!

Cable temples!

With a properly fitting pair of glasses that have these bad boys, you can leave all that muss and fuss in the past, unlike this classy style of temples!

You can buy a pair like these, or get just the tips exchanged if your frames are compatible like these below

Especially useful for the athletic lifestyle, so you don't have to have a possibly uncomfortable and not always the most fashionable cord wrapping around your head to hold them in place.

(small note that they will probably be held closer to your face than you may be used to. Also if you get the metal cable temples, depending on material, due to chemical reactions with your skin they can experience oxidation and get a lil grody, so a bit more upkeep for those versions, though there are covers that can help prevent that, ymmv)

Hope this helps some ppl ^_^

#op #glasses #cable temple #spreading the glasses gospel #insert business man dressed autism beast that's me rn #I can't wait to get the lenses replaced on my antique pair of 1940s cable temple glasses augh they fit me so nicely #and I don't have to bother with them moving around like crazy #worst thing maybe is the lenses being so close to my face cause I got long lashes but tbh faster dirtied lenses is a small price to pay #I will say that while these should also help ppl with low nose bridges I can't 100% confirm bc mine own is aquiline #but like I can't see why they wouldn't? Esp if your nose pads are well positioned theoretically you shouldn't have to worry much about #movement at all either #if anyone with low nose bridge has experience with cable temples do tell me I'd love to know

[c-animates]

Hear me out:

You can't tell me this wouldn't be a villain song for Khan or an AU version of him. With all the solver drones or antagonists of the series trying to get him to snap and become "Twisted".

#murder drones #dumb thoughts #You can't tell me this wouldn't fit #khan doorman #Youtube

[ronanlynchbf]

hell day today and i'm only two hours into my EIGHT HOUR SHIFT

#9 to 5 by dolly parton starts playing in the background.. #literally had to open up shop alone 2day and also was entirely alone for the first 45 min. of my shift so that was already a negative start #to the day + i heard that i can't have my break later than two thirty which is very bad for me bc 1) there'll be a lot of ppl all around me #when i'm eating which i already dislike and 2) like 85% of ppl taking their break around that time are VERY noisy eaters so even worse and #then 3) it'll be really loud in the room as well bc everyone's talking loudly and eating and the cutlery's clanging against plates and such #and also some ppl have actual full-blown arguments with each other in the break room bc half the ppl here hate each other's guts so more #negatives to the day and then on top of that we've had sooooo many annoying customers already today who r just. intent on making u stressed #out and upset and literally will tell u to your face to 'do your job better' like bro...i can easily tell you haven't worked in retail.... #also someone hung their clothes on the rack outside the fitting rooms which is where u hang ur clothes when you're DONE fitting them & don' #want them bc they don't fit or don't sit right or u just don't rlly like them after all so if clothes are hanging there we the ppl working #there WILL take them and hang them back in their original places what did u expect to happen?? anyway someone hung the clothes they had #tried on already and did want there and i reached out to take them bc like. that's what we do here..we hang the clothes on the 'discard #rack' back in the store bc else the rack gets stuffed and the woman literally grabbed my arm and said 'those are mine what do u think you'r #doing' LIKE?????? GIRL THE RACK'S THERE FOR A REASONNNN ofc i'm going to assume u don't want them anymore if they're hanging there that's #why it's called the DISCARD rack....also how am i to know those specific clothes are yours HONESTLYYYYYY STFU AND GET OFF ME #ALSO some dude was like (to his child but like. looking at me while he said it.) 'this guy needs a haircut doesn't he' bc my hair is kinda #long and apparently i passed today. LIKE 1st of all kind of a rude thing to say to a stranger innit 2nd of all setting a great example to #your child there just casually commenting on other ppl's looks like that👍 3rd of all jokes on you you wouldn't consider me a guy if #you Knew most likely. thanks for that little zing of glee much obliged <3 but also man just piss off will you. 4th of all my hair isn't eve #that long....like the ends of it are just shy of my shoulders wdym LONG if u knew the long-haired guys i know you'd faint. #anyway. great start of the day. i still have six more hours to go 🥴 #ALSO no surprise this always happens but my legs already hurt SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD :((((((((((( #r.txt

[itsbenedict]

I was gonna say "the real question is, could the scourge sisters solve the rokkenjima massacre and/or the riddle of the witch" but then I realized that's just erika and dlanor on overdrive and they sure did not

#umineko #anon i cackled my way into a coughing fit #dlanor's kinda more kanaya though #erika's kinda. both of them in different ways #like you can't tell me erika wouldn't pull the ''the prosecution sees no coin'' move

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

hydro constructs

no chapter today but soon(tm), i just had to get this out of my head;;

#you can tell i was too lazy to draw his boots #but you also can't tell me he wouldn't train barefoot #morax medium size for comparison #i like to think the size morax was shown in the moonchase festival cutscene is canon #which would imply morax can just change sizes at will #which is perfectly plausible given the man can shapeshift into whatever he wants #so turning into different sizes of his original form for convenience's sake makes sense #hence why the exuvia in-game is so.... small... #bc for those who haven't seen or don't remember moonchase #morax is like... bigger than the harbor.................. #which in hindsight makes total sense given osial was also fucking huge #anyway #last chapter's jellyfish and next chapter's seahorse #along w the classic narwhal #does that count as a spoiler? #i also have skirk's design ready but i kinda put her in the same canvas as someone elese and i think it's best i wait till they show up #ngl since i can never get a clear image of skirk in my head i don't always envision her with the design i made #it only happens with skirk #which is funny and i guess very fitting #so uh #yeah #hope you enjoyed these childes #genshin impact #should prob start actually tagging these things #.png #.png fic #.png cyanide

[binch-i-might-be]

actually the worst crime tumblr user jamescheetham committed was to imply that I rant reviewed Dear George, Dear Mary because it didn't fit my own headcanons and not because it is genuinely a badly written and badly plotted book with flat characters

#yeah i saw that vague post. lol #listen i don't care if my gwash romance books fit my own headcanons. if i did i wouldn't be reading them #it was a bad book!!!!! i even provided writing samples in the review you got all pissy about!!!!! #look mr in the eyes and tell me that's passable writing. that's right you can't #most of all i am mad about this. the disrespect :( #rayrambles

[ahelpfulpeach]

thing I am eagerly awaiting/hoping for next ep (36)

FCG having a chat with Ashton about the whole “everything hurts all the time” thing and/or taking it upon themself to take on some of Ashton’s chronic pain and whatever fallout from that happens

Orym and Imogen having a chat about grief and Laudna and guilt and such Imogen and Keyleth ALSO having this breed of discussion

just more time for the Hells to discuss Feelings about the whole situation in general like even setting aside from the Moon Plot stuff, a very emotionally central member of the party is dead, and two of the currently alive party members died for a bit, Fearne’s parents and grandmother situation is a whole thing, FCG’s murderbot/trojan horse thing is another whole thing, as are the revelations about Dancer and whatnot, Imogen and Laudna had only just barely had the chance to make up before Laudna died, Laudna had been dealing with Delilah’s influence a lot more recently, Ashton had some Backstory Reveals that are clearly affecting them a lot, Chetney is having some weird werewolfy shit goin’ down that he has not really alerted anyone to, and I’m probably missing some more things but YEAH they mentioned they needed a good round of What the Fuck is Up with That and i AGREE

Fearne and/or Chetney shenanigans in a fancy castle

Percy makes Mister a gun

Percy Regrets making Mister a gun

the whole party contributing to Laudna’s resurrection ritual cuz they’re a FAMILY, DAMMIT

Laudna coming to in a place that’s familiar and full of such awful memories, but this time she’s surrounded by the love and devotion of her new family and she is safe

whatever the fuck Delilah may do about the everything, especially being in Whitestone

#critical role #critial role spoilers #cr spoilers #cr #cr3 spoilers #cr3 #idk i am just RAMBLING #i can't decide if i also want an imodna confession like as soon as she's brought back or like an episode or two after #cuz that emotional high would fit the moment of her coming back but also like #i imagine a quieter moment with just the two of them talking about their fears #like if delilah had been telling her see they don't care about you they chose someone else you only have me kinda shit #and while she didn't fully believe it she was so SCARED that she'd be stuck with her until they both faded away for good #and imogen just saying something along the lines of 'we all dropped everything to bring you back. and even if they all hadn't #'there is NOTHING i wouldn't have done to have you here with me again.' and idk kiss her after that #i also want them to reference the ring cuz THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR EMOTIONAL SHIT THERE #JUST THE TINIEST SHIT LIKE POSITIONING HER DURING THE CEREMONY SO THE HAND WITH THE RING IS ON TOP #or like imogen taking her hand and brushing a thumb over the ring like #pls give it my gay heart REQUIRES #and i'm tempted to just write some of this shit myself but THAT REQUIRES TIME AND ENERGY