#you a funny dude Anon

[penname-artist]

What inspired you to make a random character who was on the screen for probably less than a minute, into a c*ck loving sl*t on skids? Just curious?

LOL I can't tell if this was written as satire or with genuine intention but it's a wonderful phrasing of the question, either way!

Technically, the inspiration was gradual.

I've been writing World of Cars fanfiction since 2016 if you can believe it (cuz I don't, lol), and from that starting point, Nick - among others - was depicted VERY differently. I was a lot of things a few years back that I'm not now, and the first time I started writing him he was a straight-arrowed smooth-talker with no romantic underlines with Blade at all.

I didn't even start toying with the concept of PWPs and sexual content within fics until 2020 (which, if you take a gander at the information listed in my bio, you might suddenly understand, yknow, why. Simple math lol) and Nick's "evolution" for lack of a better word sprouted as the flag bearer of that new era of content creation.

Thus, once there was a foothold, there was just no stopping the man.

(Side note, there's also the other side of the question of why he's bisexual/craves le cock, and for that resoning, I will simply point my blame to ObsidianJade's "All Hallowed" where the BladexNick ship was first introduced to me and leave it at "from that point on I was addicted")

Between 2020 and now, I've thrown Nick at a lot of things. Mostly dicks. But most of that came to be through a series of dabbling into new pools of ideas and a slow introduction to each using the same character.

Looking back, I think "Props to the Proppies' 'Something In the Water' " chapter is the main culprit of having started to run into the deep end.

#disney planes #disneyplanes #planes fire and rescue #disney planes 2 #nick lopez #blade ranger #legit can't tell what the tone behind this ask is and I low key love it for that reason #you a funny dude Anon #keep me guessing #Also the evidence of this doesn't really uhhh EXIST anymore BUT I have in fact been creating shit in the fandom since 2016 #Just not here #I came here from the hellsite known only as DeviantArt #And since my departure in 2020-2021ish I literally deactivated the whole account and destroyed everything in it #Sad when you think about it because a lot of my early WoC material was from there but it was a necessary step in my war against PTSD #ANYWAYS I digress - wow I'm chatty today

[wolfythewitch]

*shouts like the serpent of Eden's neurodivergent little sibling* I FOLLOW A MANGA THAT UPDATES LITERALLY ONCE PER YEAR, IF ITS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO PURSUE IN ABSENCE OF A SET SCHEDULE, PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY STILL ENJOY IT YOU DO YOU OF COURSE THOUGH, DON'T FEEL PRESSURED OR ANYTHING

😭 maybe

I'd love to do an iliad based one, or an odyssey one. If I do I'm skipping the book about the ships I hope you know

For now I'll probably stick to shorter comics haha

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #catalogue of ships i love you i do not wish to draw you #actually an iliad comic would be so funny so many panels would just be dudes picking up rocks

[theloveinc]

Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi

ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.

They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)

Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:

#shinso #staring out the window dead*ss only to come back like... idk man. #no im just kidding bc this is so real #same as always almost but he's so awed that he has you that he can't let anything disturb that peace #it's funny bc dudes are like 'ummmmmmm shinso is so mean and offputting..' and ur like 'THAT CUDDLE BUG? NO HE'S NOT????' #tbh everyone is confused lmao until they see him with u and u seem him with them #like u knew he was antisocial but u just forgot he was like. actually deadpan ignoring people he's not close with #but then he's kissing the back of your hand and your cheeks when it's just you too and no one's looking #like sir??? huh???? #plus he's hot as all f*ck so whys he ..kinda... begging you not to leave him???? sir. be for real. #BUT THATS ANOTHER THING HE LOVES. U 24/7 but when ur possessive or out on a date he's so MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE #before getting all flustered at himself #lmaoooo dflajklehfjalksdjfoija .dfjhakljsdhfkjadfklsja #hdsjkf i want him #hope this was okay! #caitie things #gen #anon

[oifaaa]

Who gets custody of thr kids then?

if I die you lot either go to French anon or who ever I end up with in my current run through of mystic messenger

#ask #anon #you guys should probably be hoping for french anon if im honest #also yes im still playing mystic messenger #im still sick #and this game is so funny #one of the dudes was talking about being able to sense gay people through their aura #and i was like #your not seeming to sense my queer ass aura but sure #and then the next chat was just spent accusing another character of being gay #anything think im gonna try for a bad ending since i never bothered getting one back when i was 16

[eardefenders]

How old are you btw if you don’t mind me asking? Just curious since I saw you’re running an 18+ discord server 🙂

Me? I'm 33. I'll be 34 in June this year.

Asdfhjkl it'd be hysterical though if I was like 14 running the 18+ Discord server. Just taking a drag on my vape like "these mfs weren't here 12 years ago for superwholock. they don't know like I do."

#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #q&a time #anon #anonymous #ive never smoked but in all the 90s cartoons thats how you knew a dude was old and jaded so #and ive been a sherlock fan for 12 years but my sorry ass has been on tumblr since 2 0 0 9 #im old #but not as old as coat #asdfghjkl call coat the original goat #sorry sorry old jokes are funny #you could say #they never get old #baDUM tish

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

the concept of henry killing clay is very creative and cool, I would like to hear more about it

Basically what happened was Henry was rummaging around his old workshop for parts in the 2000s to use in the 'set everyone on fire' plan and Clay found him cus Henry's old house is on his beat.

Clay confronts him about how Henry intentionally lied to him about William's involvement in the murders and Henry lets it slip that he actually knew Will was responsible the whole time and thinks Clay is pretty stupid for just taking their word at face value.

Clay gets pretty mad about this revelation and says he's 100% gonna report this and take him into custody and shoots Henry point-blank in the chest when he resits. He immediatly regrets this and lets his guard down to panic and check if he's okay.

Henry is a corpse at this point in time so he is actually relitivly unharmed (still pretty shaken mind). As soon as he recovers he stabs Clay in the neck with some pliers or something and he dies.

This is an important event to me because it's the first time Henry takes a life with his own hands. Every other time its been negligence or complicity but now he's an ACTIVE murderer. RIP Clay Burke congrats on missing the housing market crash.

#yeah henry buries him out in the woods (he did the same thing with the MCI kids' corpses and the irony is not lost on him) #the little afton in henry's brain that shows up when it's funny to do so is DELIGHTED by this turn of events ill have you know #this is meant to highlight how desperate henry is to end things and make sure HE is there for the ending #his thought process is that if he gets arrested then everything will keep being horrible and he really cant let that happen #okay thank you for the ask ive been thinking this over for like a week #asks #anon #yelling about the bear #murder #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #henry emily #clay burke #dude imagine shooting a guy in the chest and then he just kinda like is fine

[galacticnova3]

dude its almost 2024 why are you reblogging the world of kirby that shit stopped being funny ages ago

#asks #rambling #dude its almost 2024 why are you sending anon hate that shit stopped being funny ages ago

[corrodedcoughin]

Hi dear

Idea

Eddie and Steve secretly dating and actually managing to pull it off (except for Robin who was never gona not know) until Steve let's it slip that he has a date and it's their 2 month anniversary and the kids snap into gear and call an emergency meeting dragging the older kids into it as well except for Steve because " they've been dating two month we need to make sure she knows how important Steve is so we're going to organize our shovel talk" and we'll these children are very creative and Nancy is terrifying with her shotgun. Robin takes great amusement in watching eddie get progressively paler

Then the kids (dustin) confront Steve about it and he agrees that the party can meet his partner if they agree to it.

Eddie agrees despite his fear. And the party is shocked expect Robin who's laughing her ass off

Dustin goes " Great we don't even have to plan a shovel talk you already heard what will happen if you break his heart"

I just think it would be funny

Hopefully you get this one my asks haven't been sending

-✏️

Hello hello!

Of COURSE Robin was going to know, theres no way Steve can keep a secret from her and if he DID he’d crumble as soon as she got suspicious and confess everything to her while they have a ‘wine night’ (steve is a chardonnay robin in a sauvignon blanc)

Organised shovel talk’ I love it!!!! They’d be so ferocious about it!!! All of them wanting to be the most threatening and only Max and Nancy are able to pull it off. Max would just stare daggers and that would be enough. Dustin and Lucas would try to come up with convoluted plans but they get more unbelievable as they get more imaginative. Mike not saying anything but Eddie sees him nod when Nancy is talking. But the most fiery is Erica, Erica takes no prisoners, she doesn’t say what she’d do but her and Steve? They are on the same level, they have their cutting statements with no filter, one toe out of line and Erica is taking NAMES.

Eddie’s sweat patches are obscene by the end and tries not to nervous laugh. He thought it would be funny, heart warming almost, to see everyone put out their love for Steve. Except now he’s scared because what if he does fuck up? What if he does hurt steve? He’ll lose Steve AND everyone he’s grown to love. Don’t get him wrong he’ll still have his corroded coffin boys but he doesn’t want to take away from his life now that it’s been enriched this much. Doesn’t know if he can face the thought of not being surrounded by all these people. If he thought he was determined to never hurt Steve before he’s resolute about it now.

The big reveal happens and it’s funny, it’s shocking, it’s well received and everyone carries on like nothing happened. Except Eddies doesn’t stop worrying, it’s always in the back of his head, on edge that he’s going to break Steve’s heart and it’ll be the end of both of them.

Steve knows something is up with his boyfriend. He’s been treating him like he’s made of porcelain and that just isn’t like him. Eddie is loud and excitable and intense and impossible to keep contained, he shouldn’t be wary of his movements, second guessing himself at every turn.

Steve and Eddie are making out on the couch, finding time between their ridiculous schedules of school, work, practice and countless other obligations. It’s good, don’t get steve wrong, but it’s not Eddie. It’s careful and Eddie is barely touching him, almost like he’s scared he’ll crush steve. If he isn’t kissing steve like a virginal princess he’s looking at him with haunted eyes and skittering around him like a kicked puppy. Steve can’t take it any more, it’s not Him. So he decides to push back.

It starts with actually pushing Eddie, they are at Steve’s house and he tries to play fight, jump on Eddie, just anything really but eddie just goes with it. No fight back, acquiesces to Steve’s demands. So the next thing he tries is winding eddie up, making clearly wrong statements about black Sabbath, dio, iron maiden, DND, lord of the rings, ANYTHING. But Eddie just keeps quiet and changes the subject. Its infuriating, its like the light in him has gone out.

When they are making out he tries Eddie’s old tricks, tries biting, rough but gentle hands, backing up against walls but there’s no consequences and Steve misses it. He misses it, Eddie, so much that he lets Eddie go with a sigh and stalks off to the kitchen. Eddie follow behind, terrified now that his worst nightmare has happened, he’s upset Steve, he’s disappointed him, he’s hurt him. He doesn’t know how to ask, tries to, but before he can get a word out Steve is talking

‘Have I done something? Or not done something? Is this you trying to get me uninterested so that I break up with you because you are too scared to break up with me? Oh poor steve, can’t let him get dumped again. I know, I’ll let him do it, let him keep some dignity. Well you know what Eddie? That’s fucking shit. Just do it and be over with it.’

Eddie is floundering, mouth open and speechless, he watches Steve turn his back to him, raise his hands up to his face, clearly wiping tears away and that’s it. Eddie can’t hold back any more, he has tried to keep steve safe and in the process has only made things worse. He listened to his stupid brain when he should have listened to his heart.

‘No, no fuck this. No. Nope!’ He’s up close to Steve now and turns him around, keeps his hands on his shoulders and searches in Steve’s eyes. Tear filled eyes because of Eddie, because Eddie got scared.

‘Steve, listen, I fucked up. I did. I’m not leaving you, I’m never leaving you. I got too in my head. Too in my own fucking head! Can you believe that? Honestly though you should have heard them, dude they started talking about you and what they’d do for you, what they’d do to anyone who hurt you. And it wasn’t that. Nah, only Nance red and Applejack were serious but man, it fucked with my head! What if I did hurt you? You’ think I could deal with that? And of course it would be my fault! You think I don’t know that? But hearing it? Fuck!’

Steve watches as Eddie rambles on with a vice like grip on his shoulders, eyes searching all over Steve’s face then dotting around the room. He just wants them to be okay. If he has nothing else, he wants them to make it. He wants last with Eddie, can’t see his future any other way. Steve is trying to piece together what exactly Eddie means when he finally gets it and there it is. There’s the reason Eddie wasn’t Eddie anymore. He does the only thing he can think of, puts his hands on either side of eddies face and pulls him in for a quick kiss on the lips and then smooshes his face so he can’t talk anymore

‘Eddie, shut up. You acting like this hurt me, not you being you. Just be you and we’ll be good, I swear. IF and I mean IF something happens then we talk about it. Like people, y’know? Come on man, at least let me try to be in a healthy relationship?’ He sniffs, remanats of his crying evident in his voice, thick with emotion, but theres a smile on his face, a hope of a laugh wanting to come out if Eddie will let it.

Eddie, with his face squashed between Steve’s hands, nods. He grabs Steve’s hands and kisses his palms before pulling him in close to kiss him like he used to, like he wants to, the way Steve has missed for too long.

Steve pulls back minimally, just enough to huff out

‘so, bunch of kids scared you shitless and forced you into a breakdown, Munson? Expected more of a cult leader’

Eddie peppers kisses over Steve’s face

‘not a bunch of kids sweetheart, you know applejack is the only one with murder in her heart.’

Steve laughs and rests his forehead against Eddies, happy to be back in familiar territory

#dude I’m sorry I don’t know WHERE I was going with this #I LOVE your idea though!!! so HUGELY #I was planning funny but I was writing and it is not funny but there’s a face smoosh? #if I had more time I’d flesh this out properly #thank you for sending!!!! #stranger things #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #ask #anon #✏️

[sunachilles]

it feels like due to the time of the revival's release (2016) and the inclusion of artists who already had some kind of fandom around themselves, falsettos got what i can only describe as a hyper-tumblr fandom treatment that may work for something like be more chill or heathers or mean girls but really does not work when there is such a serious and real subject at the core of the story.

oh absolutely, it’s so unfortunate that the falsettos fandom is on the same level as the sort of “cringe” musical theatre fandoms ppl make fun of like hamilton + the shows u mentioned and then the show itself is actually this beautiful and profound story about self-acceptance and love and the devastation of the aids crisis. now we have fourteen year olds trying to use the same meme format for falsettos they use for bmc or deh and it’s just terribly tone deaf.

#like idk grow up read a book be normal. #and I get being young and trying to be funny but time and place #plus you have to be open to learning. a lot of these people also get weirdly defensive like fuck dude chill out lol #and I get that most of us weren’t even alive during the throes of the crisis but fuck even if you only know about it from the musical #you can tell it’s devastating #and if you don’t know about it then just read about it!! you have the world at your fingertips! It’s that simple!!! learn smth new! #anyway. #can’t wait to be accused of bullying for this post🤪 #ask #anon

[todayisafridaynight]

rgg & persona are literally borrowing names from each other. i can understand makoto . i get adachi. but goro? dojima? next i'm gonna find out there's a character called date or something

this just in: multiple people can have the same name, brought to you by the kid in my third grade class whose last name was gomez and we all then assumed he was related to selena gomez

#snap chats #anon you’d burst a blood vessel at how many characters are named makoto PERIOD #seriously. its a lot. like the names ‘kanda’ and ‘keisuke’ #keisuke isnt an rgg name but ive heard it A Good Amount to notice its not uncommon. or super obscure anyway #in all seriousness. lol LOL PEOPLE CAN HAVW THE SAME NAME DUDE #theres soooo many characters named akira its funny as hell. did you know theres multiple masatos in rgg #anon im surprised you didnt comment on ryuji thats like. The Biggest Most Glaring example of Same Name #esp since theyre both bottle blonde delinquents who love their mama lmao #it is funny tho only because they are both owned by sega and have crossovered before but still. lol

[crabussy]

sorry to disappoint anon but I fucking love being alive ^_^ anyway anonymous asks are off forever now!! it is unlikely that I will ever turn them back on. if you want to be creepy and immature towards me like those two anons you're going to have to work on your cowardice okay?

#listen to my gibberish boy #ANOTHER anon but this time directly suicide baiting me #holy fuck dude. I'm like the worst person to try that on? ?? ? I love being alive and have never contemplated suicide in my life #yeah I'm mentally ill but not in that direction #this is so fucking funny. anyway GUYS I HAVE SUCH GOOD PLANS FOR TODAY ^_^ #I'm going to get dim sum with my uncle who is visiting from another country ! !! #and I'm going to my favourite shop which has some awesome silly socks that I might get.. there's also a lovely bookshop there AND GELATO!! #I'm not posting the ask because anon you don't deserve that courtesy

[fruitanddarkness]

KANAE MY QUEEN 💐👸👑🌺. Doma is so thirsty. You have POWER. STEP ON HIM HE'LL LOVE IT 🤣🤣👣This thing with @fallesto is amazing, but you gotta LIVE BABY. LIVE.

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Step on him? Queen? Thirsty...? Was this poetry? It had to be surely considering how strange it sounded. Since when did demons need to drink? Maybe that's how Doma was able to make ice... hm. "My... you say some very creative things."

Was this poetry? A new style of meter would be much more easily explained than anything the supposed 'queen' could fathom herself.

"I.. will live. Thank you for your kind wishes?"

#Tag: Ask #Tag: Anon #Tag: A Rose Among Wisteria (Kanae Kocho) #(I HAVE BEEN DYING FOR 30 MINUTES. #(hol ySHIT DUDE #(THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY THANK YOU #fallesto

[lover-of-mine]

Eddie was like 'you bought me a fucking hildy coffee machine with your money, this money is staying safe with me' and then proceeds to buy a more ridiculous

Dude got some money and impulse bought the overcompensation mobile (that truck has no reason being that big), he likes shiny things, saw a chance to get them, and said our money now lol

#wheres the comunist meme lol #anyway dude wants the joys of purchases #he likes shiny things its canon now saoksoaksasaoskas #i just think its so funny #he didnt HESITATE for a second #oh you can count cards now? #cool we're scheming the fire chief #like??? #dude? #aosksakaoksoaksasok #obsessed with him #and the way Buck just goes with it #married behavior no joke #911 #anon 😌 #i really need a tag for asks

[sevi-fuk]

thank you for the yang in a suit agenda it's so rare to see her as the one in the suit people just aren't enlightened yet

You're very welcome. The reason why I decided to start drawing for this fandom in the first place is simply cause I was starving for Yang in suit. For top Yang too.

There's a VERY special week soon, so get ready for full(mostly) week of Yang in suit. Honestly can't wait now

#again no one is against Yang in dress #draw/write what you want #the problem is when people start telling others how to do it #and people bitching about Yang being in suit cause they think Blake should be the masc one is so funny #be for real now dude #headcanon whatever you want just maybe STOP BITCHING IN THE TAGS FOR FUCK'S SAKE #AND UNDER SOMEONE'S POST/ART/FIC JUST STOP #but noooo #so tiring #anon ask

[yandere-kokeshi]

Hey can I make a request, Simon is screaming like bloody screaming loud as he stands with the vibrator in him because we know he isn’t sitting or bending he’s just standing as it’s in him! And his tears thickly falling and as he cries he slaps his own ass at least 6 time and then after that he slams his hands on his ass and digs his nails in HARD that it draws blood but he’s just screaming. And then he digs his nails up and gives a little shake

#the fact you probably had to write this just makes me so uncomfortable. #yuck. dude. stop. this aint funny. #kokeshi!! #weird anons #anonymous #ask

[junkh3ad]

Do you kin Pickles?

I had to google what it means to Kin, so pls forgive me if i interpreted this wrong! anyways

I would say on some level i do, the self loathing/not feeling loved/appreciated, his coping habits (as bad as they are i fucking GET IT.) so yeah honestly i’d say so.

I think he’s just neat ❤️ my fucking husband if u may. i’m in love with him.

#metalocalypse #dethklok #pickles the drummer #thank you anon <3 #i fucking love pickles dude it’s so bad #pickles posting #like even my boyfriend knows that’s my MAN it’s so funny