I dont need therapy I need that one moot to plow me into my mattress and breed me and tell me I'm a good boy
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ok snzblr hear me out:
plant girl who emits pollen when she’s horny, and she has the kink!
maybe it’s sex pollen, maybe she can even change what kind it is. like if you’re allergic to one type of flower specifically, she’ll mimic that flower’s pollen just for you.
that’s all I’ve got for now but just think about it!
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me writing five thousand word fan fiction for a niche audience of 20 people
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love it when your so chronically online that your closest friend is someone halfway across the globe
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If I get one more sea dweller accusation I'm making a second sona istg
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btw i love it when you spam interact with my content it makes me go :33
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after a week of denial i have had my orgasms
fucked myself on my biggest dildo twice i hope ur proud 😵💫
i must now shower djdjjd 🚿
blue control week officially over
Support a future control week 🥴🩵
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Let me paint the picture of what I'd do to Grantaire:
He's bent over on the ball table, he's trying to focus so he can win. I come up from behind with a strap-on. I start teasing him then start rearranging his organs while he tries to focus. I would purposefully hit his prostate so he loses his focus. I win.
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WIP Wednesday
got tagged by @aurriearts!
this is based on that one line during the regene reveal that goes "you've dragged the skeletons from your closet, so you might as well make them dance". its kinda old(like a month or so) and im not sure if im going to finish it because idk how to implement the skeleton bits but i still really like it so!
gonna tag @silvery-bluish, @euelios and maybe @wonda-ch if you wanna give it a go?
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ok this might be js me who thinks this but i feel like mike wheeler in modern time would love mccafferty’s music. like idk he just seems like he would listen to mccafferty oh! and tv girl (but that’s probably just because i love both that i feel that way bc bro is literally me)
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS MF‼️
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P.S — if you send me incredibly graphic toe curling sheet gripping moan worthy nsfw fanart of one of my favs to my inbox: I am eternally grateful, even if I can't post it because of tumblr guidelines LOL
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“You know the dandelion flower? The one that scatters its seeds on the wind?”
“The wind carries those fluffy seeds far, far from where they were born. What if one of them ends up in a desert where not even a single blade of grass is growing? If you can imagine how that lone seed will feel... then you might be able to understand me.
Maybe that little seed will decide to thrive. Maybe it will decide to grow and multiply, so that it can turn the whole desert into a field of dandelions.
What do you think can give it the strength to do so?
All it needs... is to be loved by just one person in the whole desert.
All it needs is to be told how pretty dandelions are."
- Saya, Saya no Uta.
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i was attacked in my own home (with affection) by the opps (my bestie whom i love very much)
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to the ppl posting slow burn the passenger fics you beautiful fucks are saving my life atm
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I sleep peacefully with the knowledge that my posts will always get at least one like.
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Nothing makes my day more than listening to a dear friend’s silly little stories that make me laugh till I cry
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