#yes...i sent this ask

[batfamhyperfixation]

Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight

Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?

Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him

Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?

Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?

Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:

Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it

*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*

Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything

Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:

Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions

#Bernard: first and foremost did you send this as Tim or Red Robin second most are you catfishing me or are you Red Robin #and third probably most important with or without the suit on? don’t get me wrong I’m down for either but like #Tim: woah slow down a minute #Bernard: sorry did you wanna ask something #Tim: yeah that’s how you rizz me up? coulda said something like take me to Arkham cause I’m about to steal your heart but no you sent this #Bernard: hey it worked! I still got you so you have no place to talk cause end of the day mine still enticed you enough #Tim: it definitely wasn’t your message that made me say yes Bernard #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #bi tim drake

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life) #i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like. #most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[intheconfessiondial]

Redraw of the cape post, because that entire concept deserved better than the illustration I gave it.

#just give 12 a cape it's all I ask #yes I was watching Musketeers again #doctor who fanart #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #whouffaldi #twelveclara #guess who watched Heaven Sent + Hellbent again #I only cried half a tear but I did get Really sweaty #which is an improvement from last time #it took me about 8 years to getting round to watching those 2 episodes because Face the Raven destroyed me so hard #I'm pretty sure I couldnt eat for a whole day after FtR aired #although at that point I had been steadily absorbing Clara's personality into my own for a few years #I don't have a personality I stole it from Clara Oswald #read all of the 12clara books. listened to the audiobooks. Running out of content at a concerning rate #had to buy another comic #one day I'll have consumed all 12+Clara content. Then I'll just have to take matters into my own hands (make it myself)

[chrisrin]

HEY TRAFFICBLR!

Do you consider yourself a Life Series SMP expert?

With the help of @localwheel, @sixteenth-days, @marblegroves, @spine0, and @cherrifire, I've put together a massive 100-question ULTIMATE LIFE SERIES SMP QUIZ!

This quiz has trivia spanning every single season, take it and test your knowledge!

#trafficblr #life series smp #traffic smp #3rd life smp #last life smp #double life smp #limited life smp #traffic series #chris talks #good luck! this quiz is tough #if you saw me post yesterday asking for trivia questions yes that was about this #i grabbed a couple from submissions but a lot of these are completely unique from those sent in!

[starrierknight]

"Gojo fucking "oooooooooo, you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" Satoru" ur so right but also i feel like the second u agree he just freezes. in his defense he didnt expect it to get that far 😔 he was just trying to be annoying 😔😔 i luv him

⇢ ˗ ˏ ˋ ⋆ ✧ ･ﾟ 𝐆. 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

wc— 280 cws/tags— just pure fluff

"Oh, you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid," Satoru drawled, leaning down to be at your eye-level, his lips curved into that all too familiar grin.

You raised a brow. "Yeah, alright."

A noise caught in the back of his throat, somewhere between an indignant laugh and an amused scoff. His eyebrows shot so far up his forehead they threatened to disappear into his hairline.

"You're not supposed to say that."

You reached a hand up and cupped his jaw, urging him closer. "Oh, is that right? We workin' from a script I didn't know about?"

His tongue poked the inside of his cheek, making it bulge for a second as those pretty blue eyes of his darted around your features, finally landing on your lips. Right on cue, his fair cheeks flushed the most marvelous shade of cherry red, scorching to the touch.

"W-Well, I mean... I mean, I just, y'know, I didn't really-"

"-expect to get this far?" you chuckled, finishing the words for him.

The pad of your thumb brushed over his pink, pouty lips that begged to feel your own. His eyes shuttered closed and he let out a soft groan, puckering his lips to kiss the pad of your thumb before reluctantly pulling away. You'd wounded his pride.

"I'll so get you next time," he muttered, running a hand through his hair as he dragged his eyes away from your smug face.

You let out a triumphant laugh. "Like hell you will, dork."

"Like hell you will, dork," he mimicked in an overly high-pitched voice. "You'll kiss me eventually."

You did, in fact, kiss him eventually.

this work belongs to STARRIERKNIGHT . please refrain from plagiarising any of my works and do not repost/translate/modify/copy onto any platforms.

#꒰ ✎ ꒱ — tongues in trees #hi yes don't mind me i just. listen you sent the ask im amd my hands were possessed #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader fluff #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader

[feuilletoniste]

There's this group of people, usually Western leftists, who tend to filter all global politics through the lens of "what if this happened in America?" regardless of the actual political landscape of the situation in question. So this is one of the two primary reasons that you get takes like the above, even while people who know literally anything about Israeli politics know that Israelis are absolutely furious with Bibi right now. There have been protests! He's under immense pressure from Israeli civilians who don't want Gazans massacred! Israel is not the US under Bush!

The other primary reason is, of course, antisemitism.

#post sent to me by M. hence why it is in french etc. #* #mine #before you say something like this‚ I would advise stopping and asking yourself why it might be‚ perhaps‚ insensitive #to compare Jews to Nazis #especially considering that most Israelis (correctly‚ I would add!) view Hamas as attempting another genocide of Jewish people. #which is explicitly what is happening. #antisemitism #anyway. yes. that person is explicitly calling for another genocide of Jewish people. in case you weren't sure. #Israel

[ohno-the-sun]

Oh sun you really shouldn’t pull your vines like that

I mean Moons vines whoops Freudian slip haha :)

#someone sent an ask a millions years ago asking if moon would complete an equation of suns and I can’t find it but- #yes #fun fact the equation in suns board is one I got 100% wrong #I hate org chem so much #anyway #my art #mad scientist au #sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #moondrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon

[kairennart]

Do it, you won't.

For @queerofthedagger

#black sails #black sails fanart #silverflint #silverflint fanart #james flint #james flint fanart #john silver #john silver fanart #i love gay people <3<3<3 enjoyyyy #'knife to throat again?' YES again. i am right #also #mia helped me with the caption. some other contenders they sent: #'Tell me the truth this time' #'If you wanted to be closer to me you should have just asked' #and my personal favorite: #'You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid'

[biblically-accurate-dca]

unsuspecting victim

#my art #daycare attendant #moondrop #glamrock freddy #its an old doodle... but a really good one #btw if you've sent me an ask 1. yes im reading them 2. i promise i will respond eventually!!! pinky promise

[sovereignjojoz]

Jumping into Bucci gang’s arms (sequel to Bucci gang carrying? Kinda????)

Pairings: Bruno x reader, Fugo x reader, mista x reader, Abbacchio x reader

Warnings: Bizarrely short?

Bruno Bucciarati

don’t even worry, rest assured 99% of the time this man will catch you.

The 1% is for times where such actions are not appropriate.

He’s lean, tall, and muscular, meaning he most likely won’t stagger back or anything even if you jump into his arms with such force.

Doesn’t love nor hate it but he thinks it’s cute.

Particularly enjoys it when you’ve spent time away from each other or when you just want to be extra affectionate.

Thinks it’s cute when you throw your arms around his neck and jump into his arms.

Pannacotta Fugo

When you said “Fugo, catch me.” He didn’t take it literally, he shrugged thinking you were bluffing about jumping into his arms from such a steep height.

So when you actually did it, he reflexively stepped to the side.

And alas you crashed into the cold hard floor, you literally watched him realise his mistake in real time and grasp for air.

“[name], I’m so sorry! I thought you were kidding but more importantly your stupidity actually astounding.” He huffs.

If you’re an easy crier he’ll cup your cheeks and wipe your tears.

Will make it up to you by offering a SAFER repeat.

Leone Abbacchio

Oh my gosh

He already “hates” carrying you

And now you want to jump into his arms too…you are such a hinderance.

Leech onto him like a koala.

He probably will catch you honestly, but then drop you after.

Then he’ll snigger at your incredulous expression.

Mista

just for the lolz he’ll let you fall.

Then he’ll laugh at you as you look up at him from the floor, he might even take a picture too.

The pistols (not number 5 but especially number 3) may join in his laughter.

“Sorry babe, the opportunity was just too good.”

After though, he’ll pick you up and kiss your face after, you won’t be able to get out of his arms.

#jjba x reader #jojo x reader #vento aureo x reader #bucci gang x reader #crownprincegojo #no nara or giorno because I couldn’t think of anything :( #yes I’m casually sliding back in here after being mia for ????? #whoever sent the asks about dio and josuke I could kiss u ima get to them #might do more

[yakny]

COME ON BABY, DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

#colored explorations‚ studies‚ and experiments #YOUR WORLD OF YESTERDAY #sonic #metal sonic #hello~! long time no see! letting you know now‚ me disappearing for long periods of time WILL happen again :D #i've just been feeling awfully lethargic to post anything online but i am drawing :} . . . it's going :'} #also: yes. he has angel wings composed of machine parts in this au. he's always morphing into someone new but it's still metal sonic! #it's part of this AUs whole theme actually :') #sidenote: to the person who sent me the ask about what YOUR WORLD OF YESTERDAY au is about more than month ago: #im so sorry 😭! i just saw it 😭😭😭!!! thank you for sending me the ask 🥹💕! i will give it my all to answer it in depth anon.

[sneaky-eel]

“Come to me now again and deliver me from oppressive anxieties;

fulfill all my heart longs to fulfill,

and you yourself be my fellow-fighter.”

- “Ode to Aphrodite” Sappho

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Found the ask!

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Edit: This cut looks better

#desmond miles #alexios #assassin's creed #ac odyssey #my art #fanart #more self-indulgence #aledes #? #alexios/desmond #desmond deserves a corruption arc #and a feral attack dog who will do anything for him #based on an ask I sent to teecupangle #anonymously of course #cus I’m a shy bitch #isu/Poe Desmond #yes I know the poem is Sappho asking for Aphrodite’s help #not really about Aphrodite herself

[clownsuu]

Hey, uhm, hope I'm not bothering you today. I'll just drop this here. It's the continuation of what I wrote form the Mob Au. Hope you like it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47292106/chapters/119165542

That's all. Goodbye. Have a nice day.

oH SHID ITS THE FIC HELL Y E A H-

#AWE SHID BOYYYYYYY #GOOD STUFF GOOD STUFF #Also also #i read your comment to someone’s reply #I think tumblr ate the ask you sent me cause I didn’t really get anything else related #But! You don’t have to be too accurate with Dr.Stone! He’s just a very grumpy doctor who never smiles smhh a sly mans #Yes he’s committed crimes no he will not talk about them- #Also anything mob related he’s not really in #Sure he will do anything he can to keep his business flowing #He’s a lone wolf #If he wants something done he’d do it himself #And if you want his business you better be worth it

[wisteriagoesvroom]

KINGSMAN SPIES LANDOSCAR!! honestly could put oscar in as harry (looks conservative and staid upon first impression but actually has an edge) & lando as the upstart newcomer who solves problems unconventionally but effectively nonetheless.

i passed a specialist shoe shop earlier today that specialises in leathers and i think there'd be something cool about cobbler oscar who keeps a very quiet shop. he's very reserved. has mainly old clients who he keeps in a handwritten notebook. he's carrying on a cobbler tradition of like 90 years and has trained with some impressive brits and everything. and at night he's the kingsman's service artillery specialist. he just pulls out rows and rows of stuff like Q and is like. "i'd suggest that one. you need a muffler in a place like king's cross station. easy cleanup."

and lando's some rich kid from millfield who has been thrust into the service because his dad sent him as a joke 'cus he's like, you're too coddled. you need to do it before you get your trust fund.

but it turns out that with the right focus and intention lando is actually a brilliant kingsman in the making. he definitely has an eggsy moment at training academy where he has to take out a bunch of trainers using only a ballpoint pen and a textbook or something. he's the only one who figures out that the ballpoint pen has different functions upon specific clicks. one of them is a nanorazor, and another is an incapacitating poison.

and lando, a little bruised, very tired, is about to go on his first mission. he's at oscar's shop, choosing shoes and trying not to glance at oscar and his still hands and his cool demeanour.

then lando is like, "wait. you designed the pen thing earlier didn't you? that was you." and oscar gets this glimmer of a smile and a single arched eyebrow that he presses back down, and is like: "yeah. did you like it?"

#landoscar #lando norris #oscar piastri #ln4 #op81 #mctwinks #twinklaren #anon when you sent this i was totally like... yes... brilliant... beautiful.... #it took me several days (weeks?) to land on what type of shop exactly and dynamic i wanted it to be in my head #so thank you for giving me this delicious prompt mwah mwah mwah #i would love if u told me more about it too #asks #wisteria HCs #im gonna run out of pics for moodboards soon... oscar do more magazine spreads pls #landoscar kingsman au

[theexodvs]

Hypothetically, as a husband, would you give head?

#Anon ask #If I asked my dad how he and my mom had s e x I would’ve gotten a wh 00 p ! ng. #Who sends me this crap?! #Is it even called giving head when the recipient is a woman? #Anon nonsense #Anon shenanigans #Anon weirdness #Autisticexpression #Yes I know you sent this #That or perhaps Unpopulared SYABM Cookingwithroxy Someoneintheshadow456 or Generalchelseamayhem #Or whatever handle Hom is going by nowadays

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Just popping in to say i LOVE UR ART SO MUCH WAUGH!!!! Its soooooooo exoressive and u get across emotion and movement SO WELL!! I love ...littlr apple ...so much.....u imbue this donkey with Such Chaos

I love this little chaos creature, we should all forfeit our mortal possessions to her.

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #<- Maybe? I do wanna start a more serious art tag and i did push myself harder than I normally do on this one. Hm. #MDZS #wei wuxian #little apple #Can you tell I've been practicing how to do hatching (Its soooo easy to go overboard #Thank you tumblr user seaslugbananabread (Iove the name (fellow sea creature and bananabread enjoyer)) this was a very sweet message #so sorry its been marinating in my ask box for so long; I wanted to have a good chunk of time to *Really* try and draw lil apple #I hope this makes up for it! I really mean It when I say messages like this really make my week! #It means a lot that people like my comic and can get what's going on in my little doodles B'*) #Esp the little apple enjoyers!! Let's go equine lovers!!! #If people are on board this early on when im really still just figuring out how to hold a pen properly then wow #Idk how to process it tbh! #(To anyone else who sent a message: *YES* I'm working on a doodle for you too; thanks for your patience!)