#yes it’s cheesy but you know what

[liones-s]

adding little pieces to the life I want to live

#it’s that quote about just adding one beautiful thing at a time #you still have hard things but now you also have beautiful things #yes it’s cheesy but you know what #it’s finals season and it’s hard #so I’m giving myself any bright thing I can #it really does help #studyblr #light academia #productivity #roses #breakfast #food #green juice

[dootznbootz]

Odypen definitely and equivalently adore each other BUT I weirdly can't see them as the type to actually say "I Love you".

They still definitely vocalize their love for each other but it's more so in "My Joy", and "Extraordinary Woman", "Strange Woman/Man", etc. And very cheesy lines (both say some cheesy shit in the Odyssey, and he definitely does in the Iliad as well. "Joy like a drowning sailor seeing land" bit???)

I could see "I adore you" but even then, that's probably during very specific moments but the actual "I love you"??? I just typed it just now for fic shit and... It weirdly just didn't feel right and I don't know why. 😅

Idk maybe it's kind of because I see them as over the top in ways, they love wordplay and riddles and I think they'd almost think "...That's not good enough >:( " about it??? I don't know???😂

#I wrote this last night. I'll do the asks I got later. don't worry! :D #I am the cheese god remember?😅 #I think these two would try to “out-cheese” each other and whoever is left speechless first loses #“I would forget my own name before I would ever forget you” bullshit. CHEESY #And yes. “I sleep in our nest with you or outside on the dirt” stupidity >:D #I plan for Odysseus as a beggar to ask why she waits so long. As he's been gone a longer amount of time than the time they had together #(Simply asking as reassurance. He knows his answer. Calypso asked him. but what about Penelope?) but she gets mad at the #“Beggar” and pities him as he must be telling the truth about having a miserable life if he never got the chance to know such devotion #How what they have could never be sullied by #something as trivial as distance and years. How the years with him were the best in her life. Only made better by their son. #'My dear Joy made songs and poems about love a reality as that was simply the life we shared. Even separated our 'song' will always echo #no matter how long it's been. I'LL make sure it always does. And I know he's doing the same... That strange man used to say that #even if he died his corpse would drag itself back to us before he'd ever give up.' #...I'm not one for 'odyssey zombie au' but when I first heard it yeah. :'D Came up with this back then #“His eyes as hard as flint or horn-” Bullshit! The sad lil fuck is hiding sobs with coughs and telling her to keep away for fear of her #catching whatever “illness” he has. The nice thing about being disguised as old means sickly old man works. #... #I'm noticing that Odysseus has a lot of silly oneliners while I write Penelope with a shit ton of set up :'D #They are so silly and I love them so much #...I wrote a lot :'D #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #odypen #yahoo!!! #sometimes I wonder if I should tag this with more things but I don't want to taint the regular tags with my bullshit :'D I KNOW I'm insane

[zukkaoru]

i think. everyone should stop reading my most popular fics that aren't really that good and start reading the ones with 18 kudos that are significantly better

#this is about (just wanna be) somebody i'm proud of #yes i had fun writing it. but it's REALLY NOT THAT GOOD #also i cannot stress this enough: that fic was a fluke #it's NOT a good example of what i write. guys i'm so much better at the angsty character study fics #i promise i actually can get proper characterization. i had to sacrifice some of that for the light-hearted stupid cheesy premise #alas #no one in fandom actually cares about characterization #ngl sometimes i even wonder what the point of writing stuff in-character is if the flat #'characters reduced to a single trait that they may or may not even possess' #fics will ALWAYS end up being more popular than the ones with good characterization #anyway i know why the 18 kudos one is so low. it's the mcd tag. AND it's a gen fic centered around a character no one cares about #i wasn't expecting that one to do well #but it does suck that like. my most popular fics will never actually be my best ones #it's the same with bsd but THAT'S a whole other story #that's the phenomenon of everyone reducing bsd to the skk show and not giving the time of day to fics centered around anyone else #do u guys realize there are SO many other INCREDIBLE characters and dynamics???? #like i was doing that bsd fic rec event on twt and almost all of the fics recced were skk #meanwhile i was searching for anything NOT skk bc idk other ships and characters deserve appreciation too?? #and i don't even read much skk bc it's so hard to find anything that's. like. ACTUALLY good. #anyway. i don't actually care if you read somebody i'm proud of #but i hate that that's like. one of my most popular fics by a longshot #i have stuff that is so much better that people won't even glance at bc it's not tagged with the most popular m/m ship in the fandom #hello grace here

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Blue and I

Blue has never been my color.

I have always favored red.

To my clothes, my fruits, my flowers,

they all had that red that stood out from any other.

Red has always been the one that caught my attention wherever I went.

I associate red with passion, The kind that burns ever so brightly.

These rubies around my neck show this self expression that I dream to hone nightly.

The red that courses through my very veins, my guts I spill when taken for granted.

The red that stains my carpets like a slaughtered pomegranate.

That sweet pigment that adorns my clothes, my heart, my eternally empty soul.

What other color could possibly bring life back to the things that all feel cold?

Blue, the color of sorrows.

Our very atmosphere,

The shade that reflects in our oceans.

I would've never bat an eye

If this pigment tried to challenge my everlasting, wholehearted notions.

When I look at you,

What an unexpected feeling I hone.

Red is nowhere close to blue,

So there he sits alone.

But the difference I see, while vibrant and true,

Somehow, solace still brings me back to you.

One would call me a kindred spirit

With a curse that's in my hair.

While red shows up in small bits,

I find that blue shows up everywhere.

What I had never been looking for before,

Now apparent even when out of my sight.

And I find fright, in new heights,

Shaken to my very core.

Blue wouldn't have approached me before,

While scared and burrowed in the sand,

I somehow find you, stubbornly seeking more.

Blue skies darken with orange and reddish hues,

As blue and I sit together at last,

I feel scared of something new.

Your blue is different from what the eye can tell,

A simmering stove top bites,

Yet we get along quite well.

You're the color of woe,

from head to toe,

Yet you're calming relief I sigh.

Tell me, what's a scorching summer

To a flame that never dies?

As I sit within the boat,

Sailing through these foggy hues,

Looking back out into the deadly waters

Brings me back to black and blues.

Blue and I aren't much different, as I consider their allure.

That’s when blue made red realize,

“I have never felt seen before.”

Oh, What a scene, to feel seen.

As blue now knows this shell of mine.

I find that, no, blue is not my color.

But purple works just fine.

~

Hi this is cringe but I said I'd post the next simp ass poem I write so here it is.

Press me on who or what this is about and I'll make your nervous system collapse via sheer fucking willpower.

#poetry with spirit #spirit rambles #if you think this is about you no it isn't #I know the person in question is going to see this #not gonna stop me from avoiding it to all hell #getting sent to the underworld with this one boys #fuck it yolo #spirit is going to regret this later #this is so going to bite me in the ass #please don't put me on the spot plsplsplsplspls #gonna die now okaythxbyeeeeee #ooc// yes op actually wrote a genuine poem just for a cheesy gag. what do you take me for?

[riacte]

Sometimes their actions do the talking. It’s a critical part of racing— knowing what to do to best suit your partner. To be able to instinctively read your partner’s needs and accommodate that. Two puzzle pieces melding together. Maybe False is right. Maybe dancing will be a good exercise. - After leaving prom early to participate in a street race, False teaches Ren how to dance. (Space Opera AU. No prior knowledge needed.)

After two years of desperately staring at mostly empty document scraps I finally wrote an actual highschool Spopera FalseRen oneshot that isn't in-universe fanfic. I got infected by the Spopera brainworms and it would NOT leave me so I had to write something, anything. Anyways yay song inspo is Space Age Love Song by A Flock of Seagulls ❤️

#space opera au #ria.fic #falseren #yes i know what week it is. i am sorry. in my defense its spopera #fun fact you can read this one as shippy bc it accidentally turned out kinda that way #me typing in the words: why is this kinda.... actually no... nah... but why.... #cheesy ass dancing concept. i love all the cheesy shit #i wrote the last line and had to get up cross my arms and walk around lol 😭😭😭 spopera falseren is soooo

[dancerofhyrule]

ON THIS DAY, THREE YEARS AGO, Cadence of Hyrule DLC “Octavo’s Ode” released!

And once again, I couldn’t be happier that it exists. It gave the villain, Octavo, more development and shared his side of the story as well as his own outcome. Not counting the trailer or his boss fight, we finally heard his voice. We found out he may truly be related to Vaati via the locket. And you know what else?

We saw him reform. WE SAW HIM SMILE. We may never see him again, but I’ll always be grateful and happy for what they gave us

I’ve also decided today’s Octavo’s actual birthday as well so HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCTAVO!!

#yeah this like really cheesy and shit but like #i just woke up and remembered what day it is #i love him so much you don't even know #he helped me be who i am today #he deserves the world #yes he's an idiot who made a lot of bad decisions but i said what i said lmao #also jk on the birthday thing if you hc a different day being his birthday you're valid #he wouldn't mind. more cake and attention for him lmao #octavo #cadence of hyrule #octavo's ode #PLEASE go play this game especially if you like cute twinkish music man

[chryzure]

whew, people get heated over their fav booktok book.

#memorie.txt #once you’ve read more you’re more willing to admit that you love a kinda poorly written book #by god i love jackaby. the writing style is a solid 3/5 and the plot stuff is cheesy as hell. #you get a better frame of reference for ‘this book requires an award’ style of good #and a ‘god this is so my dumb little niche that scratches all those weird little itches nobody else has’ style of good #one of my fav series is the ghost and the goth!! is it good?? i don’t know if i’d go that far!! #is it fun and does it make me think of trysi / chryzure stuff??? yes :) #i’m beginning to wonder abt ppl rabid abt their fav books. anyway this one person was losing their shit over ppl liking apollo #and aurora and i’m an aurora shooter but i digress #they were foaming at the mouth and im like Well. its a little not that serious . #he is letters on a page. and also mostly irrelevant to the story as a whole so im kinda confused as to why ppl feel so strongly abt him #it’s funny because most of my complaints stem from an outside pov #where i critique the worldbuilding / plot work / character writing and its inconsistencies #whereas ppl assume im encouraging villainy irl. it is quite seriously more that the villainy is unmotivated #or otherwise poorly done. i love to hate a good villain if the proper legwork is put into it #because i like observing how others work their craft!!! #but my irritation with stephanie is that she doesn’t work her craft well. it’s shoddy craftsmanship full of retcons or #convenience required for plot that otherwise hold no reasoning in the story #and i can admit that i find the series unsatisfying because it’s marketed as a romance (the romance had little chemistry that could be #understood by anyone that’s not straight. straight romances are always laziest because it’s the ‘norm’ so that equates to chem) #and also it was marketed as having plot when rlly the ‘plot’ was trying to put these characters in weird chemistry-less situations together #so yeah i’ll complain abt the villains being jealous shallow archetypes when it could’ve had depth. #i’ll complain abt a lot. but in the end it’s a silly basic ya romance series that isn’t anything unique #most unique stories will not be found on booktok. i’m sorry #i can show you the beautiful world of horror novels though! #or weird lil 80s fantasy novels that are actually quite long that my dad likes showing me #truly no romance novel will be better than the darkangel trilogy though.. that is what stephanie wanted to write. #but that’s lightning in a bottle ithink. #okay anyway. good night. i worked a long day and i have appts in the morning

[palebloodpresence]

what if i said my genuine opinion of "rom the vacuous spider" is that she's actually not like, peaceful because she's stupid, she's just extremely fucking chill bc she's so enlightened. like she WILL defend herself but really she just wants to hide in her cool lake world and hide dark rituals

#idk i have crazy amount of thoughts on rom lately (makes a post thats half tags) (im sorry in advance) #like that she was blessed by kos.... now how you interpret HER and her relationship w the fishing hamlet may vary but like #kos strikes me as sympathetic towards humans (who are not hunters. it is the HUNTERS nightmare. though ive always wondered) #(why are there research patients there? what did THEY do?) #(anyway. idk i like to think that rom was very kind (if a bit. dumb maybe? but like tbh thats so subjective.) and thats why kos blessed her #thats extremely cheesy and sappy for bloodborne ikik but like. ye #though ive also seen other theories on how she might have ascended that ARENT related to kos giving her eyes #or ones that focus on the cut content abt kos being ebrietas's name at one point in development #which has VERY different implications (+ tbh? more likely #ebrietas has a more confirmed affinity for helping humans and also the whole 'altar of despair' grieving #(which re the character model: tbh i think its MEANT to be rom #but they didnt design it very accurately) #anyway thats all thank u for coming to my impromptu ted talk #OH WAIT edit i forgot to add i think we should consider WHO is calling her vacuous. the brygenwerth scholars? we know SO little about #1. who she was #and 2. where she earned this title. for fucks sake shes not even that spider shaped. whos to say this moniker is accurate? #not trying to start shit. i would love her even if no thoughts head empty #but like i hc her as niceys idk

[sparky-is-spiders]

When a meta post is great until it implies that a character can’t be totally evil because “they’re capable of love/empathy!!!!”

#hjhnghnnggngngngn #you can be loving and empathetic and also a total piece of shit #you can be loveless and unempathetic and also a really good person #ugggggghhhhhhhhhh #yes i’m vauging about a post from like 10 years ago about a character from a cheesy drama show #it’s just. frustrating. cause it was actually good and interesting meta except from the whole ‘love/empathy are inherently good’ #i feel like i should tag this for something but i don’t really know what for? #i’d say arophobia but the post in question was about familial love sooooo #let me know if you want something tagged i guess

[rickgrimesdoingrickthings]

Send in ♔ for my muse’s reaction to yours pushing mine up against the wall (( hehehehe ))

Oh he had been waiting for that. He just let her push him. There was even a sense of happiness since she finally had decided to break that tension that had started to build up since the day he had joined her community. He was tired due to the day of work, but he didn't mind. It was always by that time of the day, by sunset, that Vega would show up by his house- each time she had a different "excuse" to visit. And he appreciated every single time, no matter the subject. By talking to Fox since days before, he knew Vega had these affection outbursts, sometimes even without proper context- but he didn't shake at her tackle. He enjoyed it- he secretly liked her roughness and strength- she was a warrior above all else. Rick stared her, almost challenging, excited to feel her pressure, her body against his, wondering what else she was going to do. He already could feel anticipation building up, his heart rate firing, oh he wanted her, he wanted her so bad, since quite some time. Rick wouldn't shake in front of her, no. He was a leader too, by heart- he had his own pride to defend. The sheriff let her pressure his chest, and whatever part she wanted to, feeling her hands on him in that context, she had no idea how much touch starved he was-

@sxbaist

@vuulpecula (look Fox has a cameo hehe)

#sxbaist #"you could step on me and i would be happy #these two have so much potential #yes call his inner savage Vega #he knows he probably will be just smashed potato after she has his way with him but hes there for it #by how Vega is strong she probably would be able to just throw him at things hes light #EHEHEHE make this happen ' for literature purposes #all the others know what happened every time Rick shows up all beaten and bitten for breakfast #Vega his cheesy cuddles and nuzzles are part of the pack #be ready for him holding your hand in public- out of love but also out of spite #he wants to be the co leader of the place now #hes wants to be the queens king #he cant settle his ass down he HAS to tease her #LOOK FOX YOU HAVE A CAMEO #i want half his courage and one third of his self esteem #smash a man who uses heels #Vega get ready for his cute looks whenever he wants some action if you get what i mean #AGAINST THE WALL

[minamotosousuke]

Which one do you think is the cheesier and more romantic boyfriend in MitsuKou C:<?

Oooh… okay I gotta split the terms cheesy and romantic up.

I think Mitsuba is the more cheesy one by far, and would want to do all the cutesy couple things with Kou. All the cute poses, all the shared meals, matching clothes- what have you. He wants it all. Kou will do it of course, but it’s Mitsuba’s idea.

Now for romantic… to me, personally, nothing is more romantic than what Kou has done and is willing to do for Mitsuba. I can’t even put it into words…

#it’s also why I can’t understand ppl who don’t see mitsukou?? #like I’m sorry who in YOUR life is willing to not only die but become a demon TO KNOW YOU BETTER #for kou becoming a supernatural isnt a sacrifice necessary to save someone he loves #he WANTS to become one so he can hold Mitsuba’s hand and be an equal in every form #turn himself into a creature his beloved brother describes as vermin and cockroaches #he’s willing to becoming to understand how Mitsuba feels #UGHHHHH so romantic #when he prevails and they return as humans #and he tells mama Mitsuba what he’s done #if she’s not like hmmm so you were together before he died then I take it?? #uhmmmmmmmmm #and okay I see ppl saying that they’d do this for friends #well then hmmm now I’m asking you if they’re just a friend but also! no! don’t be kou! don’t die for anyone!!! Kou’s not dying he’s taking #a new life form #but yes Mitsuba is cheesy and kou is romantic without realizing it

[volfoss]

i love the 60s batman series, they will be like yes. the joker is behind the cheerleaders trying to buy milk from the milk machine and instead they get silver dollars (exchange rate of one dime for 10 silver dollars). truly the most nefarious scheme

#alfred in front of bruce and some company (not even trying to whisper): its the batphone for you sir #like im sorry one of the ummm things i really really like about older batman media is that there is BARELY attempt to cover the identities. #early 1940s/30s batman issues would just be like yes. hes changing out of his batman costume in his car bc he got shot and he was never cau #ght. not anywhere near as bad as wildcat who just like goes on vacay as ted grant and then is like oh my pal stretcher needs my help ok #wildcat time. no fucking stealth on that man whatsoever. i find the old stuff rly charming w stuff like that #and im sorry that ummm i really like the adam west costume. his short ears in it really resemble the early comics #sorry its so so cheesy and i know its umm kinda divisive but its good bg noise for me rn. #CANDY BAR MACHINE DISPENSING BONDS AND STOCKS???????? WHATS GOING ON HERE. #twist rambles #sorry im having a time w this like... its so silly. sorry i love when batman isnt crazy ripped body wise so i love this silly soft suit on #^his ass is NOT writing his essays

[freezethebeez]

yo ive spent the past few days binging everything in your ao3 and bro. bro oh my god. youre insanely good at what you do, i love your writing so much. like i read all of catalyst yesterday and it was so good omg. that fic did things to me. also its so very funny at parts its so well written and you super nail the dynamic of both of them thinking theyre in the wrong, its one of the best fanfics ive read ever i think

[insert aimsey spinning gif here] THIS IS THE NICEST THING I'VE EVER READ AAAAAAAAA

i've spent the past 24 hours trying to figure out how to type out a response that'll show my gratitude, but after said 24 hours i've decided to go 'fuck it we ball' THIS IS SO SWEET I'M GONNA EXPLODE

getting to hear about how everyone's perceived catalyst and how it's inflicted so many strong emotions has been such an interesting and wonderful experience to me. i'm glad i've managed to take some of my brainrot about these silly little guys and pass it along to you :]

and yes, catalyst is meant to be the best of all worlds– fluff, angst, and comedy. gotta ease the agony somehow :,D

the entirety of The Catalyst Experience has been just as wild to me as it has to all of you, trust me. i'm glad we get to share this experience together :)

#people asking me things #catalyst #also it's really surprising to me how emotional this fic has made a majority of people #because like... we haven't even gotten to the parts that make ME sad yet #and when the author gets sad about their own writing... oh boy #but yeah this whole experience has been awesome for me and i'm really thankful for you all because you're the ones who've providedme with it #not to get cheesy in the tags ^_^ #seriously tho this is the sweetest message i've ever recieved #it was so nice to read that i've even showed it to my father :] #yes my parents know about the Catalyst Enjoyers yes they think you're cool #rediculously wicked experience. i'm excited to see what else comes out of this fic :D

[firebirdsdaughter]

Look…

… Is Ben 10: Alien Swarm a good movie? No.

Do I still love it? Oh hell yes.

#Firebird Randomness #oh no it's not good it's cheesy as hell #I love it so much #also the best trio and I take no criticisms #I LOVE Ben and Gwen and Kevin #I don't care who Kevin's dating if anyone #they are frens and squad and I love them together #and absolutely Kevin is one of the strongest parts of the film #I mean he's got no reason to trust Elena he doesn't know her and he probably kinda sees his old self in her #which he doesn't seem to be a huge fan of #plus him being like 'well someone should stay and back up your grandpa' when Ben storms off is peak older brother #meanwhile Gwen's just losing her mind at them all being dumbasses #I love them so much #although I do agree w/ the comment of the tv tropes page #that Ben and Elena witnessing the car crash but not what happened after woulda been so damn good #Ben could think that running off on his own got his family killed or something and Elena could realise that other people matter #not to grate on her too much but she is a little self absorbed and just as stubborn as Max #like yes he's obstinate and unhelpful but she's very 'my father did no wrong obviously you are the bad guy' and entitled #and really bad at convincingly asking for help #so that mighta helped make her realise the other side of things #they could've fought… #woulda been good #Things You Didn't Know Fire Was Into

[saetoru]

imagine being fwbs with gojo n in the middle of folding you like a lawn chair he noses at your cheek n goes “hey do u wanna be my girlfriend?”

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩ BEST OF THE BEST — GOJO SATORU.

contents. fwb! satoru, fem! reader, minors do not interact, unprotected sex, mating press, creampie, non canon compliant (suguru and shoko are ur friend group >:( tyvm), very cheesy ending my b, yes i made a reference to this is where you’re weak, right? sue me, petnames (sweetheart, sweet girl, princess, baby)

“bet you were waitin’ for this all day, huh sweetheart?” satoru always has a way with words—a very unique, special, and irritating way with words that routinely manages to get under your skin.

you would scoff—in fact, you would call him quite a colorful variation of words if his thick cock wasn’t pressing comfortably against your sweet spot.

so instead, you gasp a quiet, “f-fuck—right there.”

“yeah, i know,” he chuckles, “this is where you need me, huh? where you’re weak?”

you can’t do anything but whimper at that, hands wrapped tightly around him as they claw into his shoulder. he always wears the marks you leave like a good sport too—shows up to the gym in a tank top that shows them off good and well, right for suguru to see them clear as day. you almost block satoru right on the spot when he sends you a selfie in the mirror, showing off the angry marks with a wink following.

it’s a bit of a predicament, fucking your high school friend and not letting anyone know. the idea of shoko and suguru finding out that every other night, satoru is in your bed as his cum leaks out of your abused cunt is enough to make you nauseous—but never nauseous enough not to open the door for him.

the most unfortunate fact you’ve learned in your life is that satoru knows how to fuck—in fact, he knows how to fuck you well enough that you let him come back. it’s a bit shameful, really, the way you let him knock on your door, the way you open it and let him in, the way you actually fuck him and let him sleep in your bed until the morning.

and then (because he’s an asshole) he wakes up, gives you a sly wink, and murmurs i’ll be back soon, yeah? keep that bed warm for me, sweetheart.

“c-close, toru—‘m gonna….gonna—”

“gonna what? cum? already? barely even fucked you yet,” he hums, hooking your leg over his shoulder before all but pressing you in half. you mewl at the way his tip brushes past your folds and splits you in half—deeper this time with the new position. “look at that,” he coos, staring down at the way his cock slips in and out of you, “takin’ me so well, sweet girl. i think you can go a bit longer, don’t you?”

“m-more, more—need—”

“i know, i know,” he grins, “need me to fuck you dumb, don’t you? don’t worry, princess. i’ll give you more.”

his hips snap into you, pelvis rocking against yours as his pre cum and your slick mix, making a mess between your bodies as it coats your skin. you gasp, pulling satoru closer as his head falls to tuck into your shoulder, his labored breaths fanning against the shell of your ear.

“‘s good,” you whine, “f-feels good, toru.”

“yeah? feel that? squeezin’ me so tight, i can barely move,” he groans, letting out a sweet, low sound into your ear that has your spine shivering—you think you could come undone from that, from the sounds he makes as your walls flutter around him.

you think everything about satoru is enough to send you over the edge, from the sound of his voice to that pretty face of his when he spills into you.

you know he’s close—you can feel the slight twitch of his cock as his pace gets sloppier, as his thumb finds your clit and rubs desperate circles into the sensitive nerves, as he practically presses your knees to your shoulders and bullies his throbbing cock deep into your dripping cunt. and you’re close too, head spinning as your eyes flutter shut and your lips part with a broken wail.

“c-close—‘gonna cum, toru,” you gasp, voice coming in labored pants as his breath hitches.

you look perfect like this—like you’re his, like your body was made for him to touch in sinful ways, like it was his cock that was always supposed to fit into you and make you fall apart. his hand grabs yours, and without thinking, both of your fingers interlace.

“baby,” he hums, his nose pressing into your cheek as he kisses the skin softly, “‘m gonna make you mine, yeah? wanna be my girlfriend? my sweet girl? you want it, right?”

you should be shocked—you should stop and ask him what he means, what he’s playing at, what he thinks he’s doing toying with your mind.

instead, you gasp, pulling him closer as your walls spasm around him, back arching and eyes rolling back as the coil in your belly snaps and you cum. hard. harder than he’s ever made you before. does the idea of being his really do that to you? does the idea of being his sweet, precious girl outside of your bed at night really send you hurdling over the edge like that?

evidently, it does—and your high sends him right into his own. like he needs you to fall apart so he can too, like the way he knows you feel good makes him feel good too. maybe he does want you, maybe it’s not a sick joke. the way his voice cracks with a strained call of your name certainly says as much—the way his hand tightens its grip on yours, the way his hips rut desperately as he presses impossibly closer, the way he presses hot, scattered kisses along your cheek and jaw as he groans through his release.

it’s messy. it’s filthy. it’s downright dirty the way satoru fucks his cum into you, letting it drip down your thighs and mark your skin—but it feels like being his.

you think you might want that.

he’s gentle when he finishes—carefully unhooks your legs from his shoulders before running a hand along your thigh and squeezing as he observes the cum dripping between your legs. you huff when he collapses over you, glaring at him as his weight presses onto your form.

“you’re heavy,” you grunt, smacking at his shoulder.

he hums, nose pressing to your jaw as he kisses it. “not moving till you answer me.”

“satoru, don’t joke about—”

“how rude,” he gasps, “you think i would joke while i’m balls deep in—”

“oh my god,” you groan, covering your face with your hands, “please stop talking.”

he grins, chuckling as he shuffles up to bury his face into your neck, pressing a gentle kiss to the skin. “you don’t wanna be my girlfriend? that’s gonna hurt my feelings, y’know.”

satoru has always been like that, wearing an easy grin and plastering that playfulness on like a second skin. you can hear it though—the slight unease in his voice. you can’t fathom letting everyone know that sometimes, you let satoru fuck you…but maybe knowing that sometimes, you hold hands, and maybe kiss, and perhaps snuggle on the couch, and potentially even share a bed to sleep, not just fuck, but sleep—maybe they can know that. 

that doesn’t sound so bad. 

“that depends,” you hum, pretending to think, “how good at being a boyfriend are you?”

“excellent,” he plays along, “best of the best.”

“that’s just big talk. you could be lying for all i know,” you point out—but your fingers slip into his hair, twirling the sweaty strands along your fingers. 

“well, you’ll just have to let me prove i’m a good boyfriend—so that means i have to be your boyfriend. sorry, it’s the only way.”

if satoru hears the giggle you try to hide as you sigh exaggeratedly, he doesn’t mention it, lips pulling into a giddy smile as he pulls his head out of your neck and presses his forehead to yours. your hands cup his cheeks, squeezing gently.

“i guess if this is the only way,” you shake your head theatrically, “you can be my boyfriend. for now.”

“i’m grateful,” he snorts—and then there’s a peck to your lips. one, two, three gentle kisses before he presses a lingering one. it’s sweet, and slow, and just a bit needy as he presses deeper into you. “now i can tell suguru the scratches on my back are yours. he’s been asking a lot.”

leave it to satoru to speak and ruin the moment just by opening his mouth.

“satoru,” you hiss, throwing him a sharp look, “i think you’d be a better boyfriend when your mouth is shut.”

“then i can’t kiss you,” he gasps, “that’s the best part of being my girlfriend.”

and just to prove it, he kisses you again—and maybe, although you hate to admit it, he’s right. it is the best part. 

i wanna be his girlfriend :(

#thirstee! #teepods.writings #thirsts. #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo x you #gojo smut #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk smut #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x you

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(book) RWRB Om Shanti Om AU is that anything

#(keep that rwrb movie shit away from me) #two cheesy sweepingly cinematic utterly self-indulgent romances that taste great together #''but isnt the sad as fuck ending of Om Shanti Om the whole point'' yes that's where some creativity comes in #i know what I'd do but you figure it out. it's a reincarnation/past life/haunting plot the sky is the limit #the important part is that alex must be a short king with the intensity of a small sun and henry must be Doomed Barbie #om shanti om #desiblr #red white and royal blue #bollywood #rwrb fanfic #rwrb fic #knee of huss