#yes im a mf simp

[izukuisbaby]

NO ONE GIVES A SH!T BUUUUT

i think i never talked about my tv shows/movies crushes on here so enjoy (yes im a mf simp)

HARRY POTTER

draco malfoy for eleven years

harry potter for a year

fan casted theodore nott

my new found obsession mattheo riddle (thx tik tok)

MARVEL

chris evans for nine years

tom holland for three years

im putting andrew garfield here (10 years)

NETFLIX CHARACTERS/ ACTORS

tomas from the marked heart

luke from purple hearts

paxton from never have i ever

sam conte and jake riles from nowhere boys (sam had me on a chokehold for 7 years)

harry gardener from ahs 10

evan peters (ahs actor)

dacre montgomery (billy from stranger things)

simon from resident evil the series

anthony from bridgerton

jj and topper from outer banks

clay and justin from 13 RW

riven from fate the winx saga

penn badgley (Joe creeps me out but he's hot in the series you)

ares from through my window

alfie from emily in paris

cook from skins uk

dean from supernatural (cw show but u get me)

killian jones/ hook from once upon a time (^^)

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES UNIVERSE

elijah mikaelson

kol mikaelson

kai parker

stefan salvatore

enzo st john

#out here exposing myself #but i want u babes to know me better #yes im a mf simp #yes i also have a type #i must have forgotten so many #˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ flora talks

[lavenoon]

@naffeclipse I have nothing to say for myself, looming Eclipse got away from me

*self insert is not a girl (he/she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #sleuth jesters #me yesterday: yeah im not really simp yet but getting there; who knows when #me today in my simp hat: hi #police chief had his “this mf is nearly 10ft tall” shenanigans #now it's the bounty hunter's turn #this is SO SO SO self indulgent #if I had a shred of shame left I wouldn't post this #hhh abt having to add the disclaimer in the caption but I've been cis-ified in tags one time too often /lh #so gotta have smth ppl who dont follow me see also #anyways yes. have him. please take him off my hands this man is NOT paying rent in my head--- #my art #bloodstain fool #menace4menace

[startledstoat]

Crimson rivers regulus this only the brave regulus that

Yall wanna know who the real unhinged bastard was

Whatever happened to the young young lovers regulus

That mf was deranged

Maniacal, sinister, clinically insane, volatile, off his fucking rocker

And sexy as fuck

#marauders #regulus black #whatever happened to the young young lovers #crimson rivers #only the brave #r.a.b #regulus arcturus black #unhinged regulus #im a goner #james was simping HARD for that mf #which like #mood #i am james james js me #it was the first marauders fic i read while it was still ongoing #literally the reason i fell in love with him #free my man your honor yes he did all he was accused of amd more but he slayed the whole time #readreading jt rn and *chefs kiss* #also side note i fucking hate dumbledore

[sunflowerkiwis]

Sparks Fly

daniel ricciardo x reader, platonic!lando norris x reader

not much of a plot

feedback is appreciated + requests are open

enjoy xx

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user01 the way he looks at her🥲

taylorswift real

landonorris real

pierregasly real

georgerussell63 real

yourinstagram ariana what are you doing here??

user03 i think yn’s was the realest😭💀

user05 they called all of us single in swiftie and a hundred other languages

user07 find you someone who looks at you the way daniel looks at yn

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danielricciardo who’s that handsome lad?

yourinstagram just some random bloke i found on the street

danielricciardo is he single?

yourinstagram im afraid not

danielricciardo his girlfriend doesn’t have to know 👀

yourinstagram i can’t stand you sometimes

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landonorris 🤢

danielricciardo 🙄🙄

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user23 me too, daniel. me too.

charles_leclerc please tell yn to stop climbing on things she should not be climbing

danielricciardo i try my best

oscarpiastri pretty sure she thinks she’s a cat

yourinstagram i’ll never stop🥰

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danielricciardo she sure is 😉

landonorris side eye

yourinstagram why are you always here omg

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danielricciardo love you more❤️

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user11 why can’t i get a bf like this😀

yourinstagram don’t worry, you’ll get there bby🫶

user11 excuse me while i go pass out

user29 guess who’s sleeping on the highway🤪🤗

user15 are we not gonna talk about yn attending almost every race and always being there to support daniel🥹🥲😭

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danielricciardo WHAT

yourinstagram THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS APP

danielricciardo AND HOW DO YOU THINK THEY WERE MADE???

yourinstagram D A N I E L

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yourinstagram i did no such things

yourinstagram all i see is lies

mclaren we’re telling oscar

danielricciardo careful, i heard she has a really good looking, tattooed boyfriend

yourinstagram maybe i do ;)

landonorris careful, i heard the guy who posted this has never wanted to block anyone more than you two

yourinstagram feel free to leave

landonorris it’s my post??

yourinstagram my face got you likes

charles_leclerc we can’t see your face…

yourinstagram my boobs got you like’s

landonorris oml🤦‍♂️

user09 MOTHER????

yourinstagram YES MY DEAR?????

user21 yn leave ur bf, i can drive in vroom vroom circles too😩

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danielricciardo hot

user37 she has him wrapped around her finger

danielricciardo i was talking about me, but she’s pretty too ig

yourinstagram say hi to the couch for me today

scuderiaferrari our favorite summer couple🔥😍

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carlossainz wow.

sebastianvettel wow.

yourinstagram oh to be a thigh tattoo…

user13 i think yn commenting on her own post about her boyfriend to praise him is the most yn thing she has done

user07 is she wrong tho-

landonorris yes.

maxverstappen1 i finally understand what lando’s always going on about

yourusername thanks for taking our pictures 😘

maxverstappen1 let each other breathe for just a second

user31 max💀

danielricciardo i’d marry you with paper rings

yourinstagram YES

yourinstagram PLEASE

user17 OMG ITS FINALLY HALLENING

yourinstagram JUST GIVE ME A DATE AND TIME

taylorswift what about me

yourusername actually… bye @danielricciardo, my wife’s calling😘

user61 stop, whAT IS HAPPENING

yourusername @user61 im marrying the love of my life @/taylorswift

user53 she’s so real

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#daniel ricciardo #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #formula 1 #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 #f1 grid x reader #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris x y/n #daniel ricciardo x y/n #daniel ricciardo x reader #hornyonthemainitis

[carols-writting]

BRASILEIRO NO FANDOM?? ESTOU DE JOELHOS A VOCÊ.

Soo :33 i’m really interested on seeing Macaque and Wukong reacting to their gender natural s/o being painfully clingy to them, acting like they’re a breathing and alive plushie, using them for warmth, or even just to have something to lay on

HOW SUN WUKONG AND MACAQUE REACT TO A READER WHO IS PAINFULLY CLINGY

fluffy + romantic

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scenario: reader loves to cuddle like they are their plushies. they use them for warmth or just to lay on cause yes

reader: they/them pronouns used, no physical appearance established, a request

warnings: no warnings

authors note: hai!!1! im touch starved but... ew touch... so i get it!!1! sometimes touch from someone u love is just nice. anyway, ty for the request ^_^ tô coletando brasileiros

•---------••---------••---------••---------••---------•

SUN WUKONG

- mf dosent mind AT ALL.

- he actually loves it dearly

- HES TOUCH STARVED. how many times did i said that? TwT

- i mean, random free cuddles? give me.

- so he lets u do whatever

- sometimes hes laying down on his couch and u just lay down on top of him

- the first time he was like "huh? ... AAAAAAAW >w<"

- and now hes like "aaaaww cool :3"

- he plays with ur hair and hold u tightly by the waist

- he also wrap his tail on ur leg

- to warm u... ofc... not because he is clingy...

- hes always with his eyes closed because hes very relaxed

- sometimes he ends up sleeping and hes a light sleeper so...

- good luck if u need to get up cause he will wake up

- he also randomly cuddle with u

- u are sitting in the couch and he just sit in ur lap

- both of his legs in ur sides

- he hugs u tightly because its comforting for him

- and burry his head in ur neck

- sometimes he playfully bites u, but its a love language i swear

- hes ok if u want to talk, he will actually be very talkative cause hes exicated by the cuddling

- he talks about his day, u talk about ur day, the things that interested him along his day, the things that interested u along ur day...

- but if u want silence, well...

- he will end humming a song because hes too energetic to stay quiet, sorry

- his cuddles are very peaceful, comforting but energetic!!1!

MACAQUE

- he finds it weird

- i mean...

- aaaw physical touch :D

- but... ew.... physical touch... :/

- hes touch starved but show affection is embarrassing to him + its not something hes used to, and this mf dont like the new

- in the first time he was laying down in ur couch

- and u just lay down on top of him

- he was like "... what."

- he accepted it, but he didnt moved.

- and it stayed like that for some weeks

- until he had the courage to hug ur waist

- it wasnt a strong hold, hes a gentleman and hes always gentle

- WHY IT MAKED U SO FLUSTERED???? u fucking simp.

- no, but it was actually cute

- u could feel his face getting warmer

- he also closes his eyes cause hes relaxed

- after some more weeks

- hes like "cool."

- and he dosent mind so much anymore

- and he start to caress ur waist with him thumb

- his tail is always on ur hip after he found out sometimes u want warmth

- its not tightly, its actually very loose

- again, gentleman.

- he start to feel more safe w physical touch

- so he sometimes fall asleep

- hes a light sleeper because of noises

- so again, if u move, he wake up

- give him some months are he will start to shearch for ur cuddles

- in the first time, u was in ur bedroom

- laying down, on ur phone

- when he just appeared on top of u

- his head burried in ur chest and his arms hugging u

- he is EXTREMELY quiet because of his embarrassment

- but when u start to play w his hair and maybe hum some music lyrics

- hes quiet cause hes sleeping.

- im sorry, but he will take some months to talk to u while cuddling

- again, hes embarassed of giving and receiving affection

- but he will eventually get there, dw

- and even when he gets there, he still wouldnt talk much + will talk quietly

- he gets very sleepy when cuddled w

- his cuddles are comforting, quiet and peaceful!!1!

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie king #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong x reader #sun wukong #macaque x reader #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #x reader #headcanon

[solarwoniii]

zb1 tits ass or thighs preference?

omg ok lets go

jiwoong is the biggest ass man i've ever seen and NOBODY can convince me otherwise. he LOVES spanking and he can't get enough of fucking you from behind because he loves the view he gets 🥱🥱 (also the type to smack ur ass as he walks past BUT THATS A TANGENT FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!)

hao being a boob man just MAKES SENSE u guys. istg he would love grabbing at them while you're making out, or play with them while he's inside of you. and because i also see him as an extremely mean dom (i feel like ive talked about this already HAVE I TALKED ABOUT THIS ALREADY????), i can very well imagine him completely RUINING YOUR TITS. biting them, hickeying them, digging his nails into them... goodluck girl im praying for u.

hanbin is also a boob man. no explanation needed but i will give you one anyways incase there is any PROTESTORS. yes he would love all of you (because he is a simp king body worshipper), including your ass and your thighs but if you choose to go braless around him WATCH HIM MELT. his eyes will only be on your chest, AND TO GIVE HIM CREDIT!! he will try not to stare but he cant help it ITS NOT HIM U GUYS ITS HIS BOOB MAN SENSES HE CANT CONTROL THEM

matthew... ok i want to believe so badly that he likes tits bc it wld be so cute :(( mattchu sucking on your tits while toying with your clit and constantly looking back up at you to watch your reactions... BUT THAT WOULD BE A LIE BECAUSE THIS MAN LOVES THIGHS SO FUCKING MUCH HE GOES FERAL FOR THEM HE IS A THIGH MAN.

okay i need help with this one because i genuinely do not know with taerae.. i'm thinking tits but also thighs..?? I DONT KNOW MAN i think taerae just loves everything and will appreciate your body no matter what (but will also explode with hanbin if u dont wear a bra around him pls do it for his sake hes too weak for you).. COMMENT UR THOUGHTS THOUGH I WANNA SEE WHAT U GUYS THINK !!

ricky... dear lord... ok. is he a boob man?? absolutely BUT IS HE ALSO IN LOVE WITH GROPING YOUR ASS??/??/? YES. its so annoying bc this mf acts all shy n sweet BUT as soon as everyones gone HES A DIFFERENT MAN. will not leave your ass alone. it hurts to sit down without a pillow under it because of how many times hes spanked you. AND IS HE SORRY??? NO. he will not hesitate to laugh at you. in conclusion fuck shen quanrui (in both ways)

#💌; lynn rambles ! #💭askbox ! #zb1 #zerobaseone #zb1 jiwoong #zb1 zhanghao #zb1 hanbin #zb1 matthew #zb1 taerae #zb1 ricky #zb1 smut #zerobaseone smut #zb1 fluff #zb1 drabbles

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

PLS PLS OKS DEAR GOD GIVE US THE PUSS PUSS EATING RANKING OF TURN CHARACTERS I NEED IT LIKE SPONGEBOB NEEDS WATER (must include robert rogers)

ok im officially done with school (woo 🥳) so i can give everyone in my ask box what they've been waiting for. i am going to keep the list limited to the ppl in this promo photo bc there are so many goddamn characters in that show and if you want heavy-hitting analysis, i've gotta keep a short list (at least for now)

analysis under the cut:

as mentioned before caleb brewster does indeed SWEEP the pussy eating power rankings

as also mentioned before john andre is as mediocre in eating pussy as he is in acting and flute playing. he thinks he's amazing at it tho

now for the fun. i need to get this first paragraph out of the way bc it is about the man who made me begin to ponder this question 2 years ago in the first place. abraham. fucking. woodhull. this beanie-wearing menace to society has NEVER made anyone other than anna strong come. point blank period. even with anna tho, he's done it like maybe once or twice. whether or not he did it by giving her head is up for another debate tho

oh and speaking of anna strong. she gives me pillow princess vibes for a reason i cannot quite explain. it is just kind of a gut feeling i have. maybe it has to do with the fact that ppl are always just throwing themselves at her, so she doesn't have to bother with actually working on pleasuring them

but back to abe for a minute. he's actually (believe it or not) NOT the worst one on the list, and that is because richard woodhull has NEVER ONCE made a woman come. not even his wife. not once. richard has never even eaten pussy before. richard has only ever had sex in the missionary position. abe is a terrible partner for a reason, and that reason is bc he was raised by richard

one member of the woodhull family does possess some finesse however. mary woodhull eats pussy like a mf champion. i imagine her learning it was much like her learning how to fire a gun. at first she was like 'wtf is going on??? i cant do that??' but give it few tries and she easily upstages all the men around her

using mary shooting a gun as my transition here..... let's talk about simcoe. honestly, he does give me the vibes of someone who really wants to be good at eating pussy, and maybe he even enjoys doing it. however, i think he gives toothy head. and i also think he does it on purpose. that's right. he's a biter

speaking of ppl who enjoy eating pussy, i think hewlett slays in that department ngl. ik i said before that caleb is arguably the only man on the show who enjoys eating pussy, but i actually want to amend that bc i think hewlett does too. however, i think the one drawback for hewlett is that his desire and ability to give good head does come from a place of him being (and i mean this with peace and love hewlett enjoyers) a massive simp

i straight up dont have a transition for this one but it was literally an intrusive thought and i just need to expel it. ben tallmadge the type of guy to apologize after eating pussy. why? who knows. it could have even been decent head. he's still apologizing anyway. however my bet is that decent is the best he can do bc he's an overthinker, which can get in the way of having strong head game

finally, and yes i made you read all of this before giving you what you wanted anon, robert rogers. "(must include robert rogers)" is SO REAL. SO TRUE. you're right for saying so. however he is such an enigma to me and i really don't know where to place him both as an eater of pussy and frankly as an entity in general. i know he has to exist in some kind of extreme tho. god-tier head or the most abysmal head ever anyone's ever experienced. maybe he's even literally eating pussy, like in a cannibalism way. i'm not ruling that out either. honestly, maybe the quality of head varies between sessions too. after all, he's always gotta keep em on their toes

#i put this into my google docs and checked the word count for shits and gigs....... this post is 700 words long #but anyway lmk if you want more 🤪

[bisexualfemalemess]

*HSMTMTS SEASON 4 SPOILERS*

Watched episodes 4-6 and Ricky Bowen is so unhinged this season, i love it 😭😭😭 Also rina failed couple costume because their out of sync and finally revealing their dating, i love it. Also my heart dropped when he said he needed a minute. MADLYN ALMOST KISS?!! Ruined by that pumpkin ghost, jarred is a fucking weirdo??? SEB CHEATED ON CARLOS???? Loved the original song this episode tho and jet simping for kourtney.

WITH BIG RED??? The way that gina’s motivation and way of finding chemistry is ricky 😭😭😭 I love them. Ej giving ricky advice on gina and caswen hug and i love you, i love their friendship. Glad, he’s with val. Loved their duet. The redlyn break-up was inevitable and i’m hoping it’s leading towards madlyn even if madison answered maddox’s phone. I MEAN SHR HAD A PICTURE OF HER IN HER LOCKER SHSHSHSHW Jealous ricky is a serve, i love it. HE’S TIRED OF LOOSING PEOPLE GIVE HIM HIS HAPPY END. Terri was annoying me in episode 5 like you told your daughter no boys and then you make an exception for a famous actor??? Like stfu. You don’t even know your daughter. I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT RINA RAINKISS KNOCKED ALL THE AIR FROM MY LUNGS!!! AND THE CHOCOLATES?! A SPIN HUG IN THE RAIN TOO, I LOVE THEM, THEY HAVE AN INSANE CHOKE HOLD ON ME😭😭😭 Also, Love Kourtney’s storyline and jump was so good and Emmy is such a comedic relief, i love her.

Ricky calling her sweetie, awww. NO RINA TROYELLA??? I HATE IT HERE. Emmy’s episode 6 storyline, my baby she just wanted to sing ☹️ FLASHBACKS! Kourtney and Ashlyn were so cute in the scene with their little pact. Love their friendship. BENJAMIN WAS IN A BOY BAND?! BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE. Awww miss jenn worrying and carinh about carlos without even really knowing him. MOTHER from the beginning. SEB AND NATALIE??? He’s so unserious “I was in a serious relationship. With a woman.” Seblos over again, they’re so cute. Get back together. ALSO THE AMOUNT OF SWEARING THIS SEASON ENSNEJWJS, IT KEEPS GETTING ME SO OFF GUARD. “He’s singing the damn song!” RICKYYYYY. Close-up on all the couples unofficial and official, they’re all endgame. REAL!! Gina flashback!!! Yes, she taught herself how to knit a hat. “Find something you like about this school and try not to kill it.” Runs into ricky. It’S A RINA FLASHBACK!!! I miss gina 1.0 but i love season 4 gina sm. Gina convinced him to join the musical and she joined because of him!!! “Love is lame, idiot. That’s why i try to avoid it.” NOT ANYMORE. Ha! “Good luck, skaterboy.” HE WAS A SKATER BOY, SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY. They’re so fucking tethered and soulmates. THEY OWN MY LIFE! Alyson reed giving miss jenn advice and her joining east high omfg. TRUST THE PROCESS PERIODDD. GIVE RICKY A HAPPY END MF!!! THESE ARE HER CHILDREN DEN MOTHER FRR. OMG! DREAMS DON’t DIE!!!! Emmy’s voice is gorgeous, all the songs hit so hard this season tf. It’s the little rina moments this episode for me. ALYSON REED AND BART JOHNSON HELPING THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT AWWW! Gina not wanting to say i love you first i get it and i’m a ricky saying i love you first truther. RICKY GOT INTO COLLEGE!!! MY BOY! 1.8 GPA?! BOY, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THESE YEARS. Awww, as long as gina’s there his future’s locked, she’s his future 😭😭😭 NO, WTF WAS GINA’S CALL ABOUT IF IT’S SOMETHING BAD IM THROWING HANDS.

#gina porter #hsmtmts #rina #ricky bowen #ricky x gina #seblos #caswen #madlyn #redlyn #jetney #jennzzara

[itskeej]

idk make another collage and maybe someone else will show up dont look at me im just the messanger

SIGHS....... ok a little more context on the collage, the initial intention of it was to track over time the people i've been into. it's been making me depressed /nsrs

some notes:

do not ask about the homestuck or hetalia, i dont want to talk about it either- ..... if my friend sees this and goes "HEY WHERE'S CRONUS AMPORA" HE'S NOT REAL SHUT UP I DONT WANNA SEE HIM (aka i dont wanna admit that-)

yes it seems like i have this thing for men with slicked back blonde hair and (usually) sunglasses, no i dont know why either, now leave me alone- /lh

yes i like greaser-vibes shut up leave me alone x2 /lh

i dont always think about everyone 24/7 and i kinda think it depends on the media im ingesting? you can gauge how normal i am about a person depending on what games im playing/if you ask me about them.

^ smoke ascends this. apparently. and also wesker. and heisenberg. no i dont know why. leave me alone now please- /lh

the collage is subject to change

sorry steve harrington you'll return when i watch stranger things again

as you can also see i am very picky on my women

i find it harder for me to find fictional women to get into surprisingly??? IDK WHY IT'S LIKE. MAYBE MY STANDARDS ARE HIGHER??? maybe i cant find media that i both enjoy deeply and contain someone i can get behind?? i have no idea.

there are some mfs that my friends are trying to see through careful science (aka exposing me to content and spamming me with pics) to see if i'll simp. no im not telling you who they are on my own.

now pretend you never saw this- /lh

#keej answers #tumblr ask #anonymous #long post. #i really did use my own art of hank because putting a pic of him from the series made me laugh too hard #yes i could just do the live action pics but it was too late. already did it. i cant be bothered to change it-

[yourlocalmikankinnie]

Ddlc and Danganronpa Characters with a Tall S/O.

As someone who's 5'11 or so, I'm tall. And us tall people don't get as much recognition. So here y'all go!

Characters: MC, Sayori, Kokichi, Akane, Mikan, and Nagito

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MC:

He's kinda used to tall people as he's in a club with Yuri and I'm sure some of his classmates are in fact taller than him. Does this make him embarrassed? Yes it does. But it's not in a ashamed way. He's just embarrassed since you being taller then him gives you the choice to mess with him. But sometimes he asks if you can grab something for him if he's unable to.

"hey,,,, can you help me get that? I can't reach..." "Couldn't hear you 🤭 speak up please" "I asked if you could help me 😭 I can't reach!" "Of course! 🥰"

Sayori:

She jumps on your back,demands that you carry her to school and back. She says she'll walk but she never does 💀 some days you don't mind because she has P.E but it hurts your back 💀

"Sayori. Your gonna break my back." "No I'm not! 😂" "Yes you will. I'll have the body of an old person before I'm even in my 30's 😶" "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *donkey wheeze*"

Kokichi:

This mf calls you a giraffe. He has no shame doing it either. One bitch slap from you shuts him about the giraffe comments for a while. He demands you carry him everywhere. He will cry and have a fit if you say no. Im talking crocodile tears,fake sobbing, having tantrums ect. You have to pick him up before people start looking at you like your his parent and call child services or something-

"S/O~ will you carry me? Neheheh!" "no <3." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOUR SO MEANNNN *ugly fake sob* WAAAAHHHHHH" "OKAY FINE!- SHUT UP!!!!!" "Yay! Thanks Giraffe! NEHEHEHEH!" "I'll drop your ass in a river if you keep testing me today."

Akane:

She takes your height as a fucking challenge 😭. She will challenge you to a fight and beat your ass 💀. Then y'all go for food.acting like nothing happened even though everyone can clearly see you limping a bit from her beating you up 🙂 your scared of Nekomaru because he'll beat your ass way worse than Akane 😭.

"Your fine! Just walk it off." "That's easy for you to say. You didn't even get a scratch." "That's because you didn't fight back" "that's because I was taught not to hit a girl and your were beating my ass so I couldn't 😶" "well anyways, eat your food before I steal it 😊" "already ahead of you." "Also, Coach Nekomaru wanted to train with you- hey where ya going!?-" "Love you but Nekomaru will kill me!😭😭"

Mikan:

I headcanon her to be kinda tall too. Not as tall as you though. So she still would need a stool to get stuff. But because that's dangerous for her you offer to get it. She cries and thanks you so much you can't even tell what she's saying.

You sometimes put small stuff out of her reach so she'll have the courage to call you to help. But it's just stuff that she doesn't find super important. You wouldn't hid her medical stuff because why the fuck would you need to.

"ThankyouThankyouThankyouThank-" "it's okay, you don't need to thank me. I'll grab you stuff anytime!" "*Ugly sobs*" "*pat pat*"

Nagito:

He's already a simp for you. But he find your tall legs beautiful 💀 he says some poetic stuff he found in a book and then y'all eat bagels together. He always cries when you tell him he can lay in your lap. He's mentally and physically not well nor okay so you really don't mind.

"really?,, You wanna let me lay in your beautiful long legged lap? 🥺" "Yeah sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" "but I'm such a loser,,, you deserve a better person😭" "get over here hope weirdo 🥺🥰" "coming! 🐶"

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Hope y'all liked these 👩‍🎤

#Mikan x reader #Mikan Tsumiki x reader #Nagito Komaeda x reader #Nagito x reader #Akane Owari x reader #Akane x reader #Sayori x reader #MC x reader #Kokichi Oma x reader #Kokichi Ouma x reader #Kokichi x reader #danganronpa x reader #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #ddlc #doki doki literature club #sdr2

[shalikneez]

fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):

while reading:

- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda

- xaden scares me lowk

- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question

- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!

- omg chronic illness mc YES

- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅

- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.

- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣

- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved

- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy

- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time

- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass

- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining

- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.

- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay

- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️

- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩

- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓

- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much

- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi

- i was right 🤭

- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it

- dragon world building is so 💗💗

- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me

- i want a dragon

- i miss mira

- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf

- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon

- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded

- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too

- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here

- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3

- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨

- omg kisss!

- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN

- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning

- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics

- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍

- ok politics. i don’t care that much.

- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be

- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/

- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!

- me when the romance book is romancing 😐

- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today

- more monster dick sex. how lovely.

- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!

- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️

- omg plot

- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!

- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?

- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(

- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol

- aw xaden likes her so much. simp

- CLIFFHANGER 😮

overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D

#fourth wing #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #rebecca yarros #the empyrean #xadenviolet #tairneanach

[delusional-mishaps]

I’m going a hiatus but I wanted to ask for something before I doooooo!!! May I ask for some Epic Sans x reader headcanons?

Where the reader and Epic are friends but they unknowingly crush on each other and when Epic finally tries flirting, he learns the reader gets extremely flustered very easily. (Ah yes kabedons….instant melting-)

Thank you in advance! Also it’s been awhile, how have you been?

I NEVER SAW THIS WHAN YOU SENT IT IN IMSO SORRY 😭😭😨

genuinely still dont know much abt epic but hes kinda silly so lets see how this goes!! apologies if he's ooc im too lazy to look up anything about him

also ive been good thank you for asking ^^ livin life in beast mode since i got a cross bodypillow,,

motherfucker is WHIPPED goddamn 👴 always has some degree of a blush on his face when you're around,,,, or when he's talking about you,,, or thinking about you,,,,

you think his lil flushed cheeks are soo cute

because they ARE?? if only u knew they were flushed cuz of you <33

he likes to rant to anyone who'll listen abt how adorable you are. how in love with you he is. how he just wants to kiss your cute little face all over, leave you flushed and dizzy—

cross is FED UP with listening to his simping 😒😡

he's always so giddy around you. boundless energy, like you're some drug that gets his metaphorical heart pumping. really, you ARE like a drug to him. he's ADDICTED to you, the way you make him feel,,

ofc he'd never tell you that... that's too embarrassing!

until he decides to somehow make a stupid pick-up line.

"hey bruh, are you a drug? cuz i feel like im dying when im without you for an extended period of time."

WHY are you blushing at that horrible, stupid line?? he could have made it SO MUCH better, but this is SO him—silly and slightly nonsensical—and while it was kind of dumb, he's using a pick up line on you oh my god

nerd ass weeb anime mf will call you his waifu or husbando or whatever. it always makes you blush when he introduces you as "my awesome (waifu/husbando) whom i love" but you always just. brush it off as a joke. cuz i mean he can't ACTUALLY like you right? haha he's just overly friendly pshh ofc ourse he diesnt actually like you that's crazy—

sorry writing that actually made me cringe i cant believe he would say that 😭 life is so hard when that's my husband's best friend #savemefromepic

for the longest time he doesn't even realise that he's flustering you, but OH BOY, when he DOES become aware,,,, lord help your poor poor SOUL, you won't have a moment of rest

i mean, c'mon, he thinks you look so cute when you're all flustered because of him,,,, so adorable how your eyes widen fractionally, the way your lips press together, how you try to hide your heated face from anyone's view,,, so cute <33

dude double's down in his flirting. no matter how wild what he says is, you always get that cute look on your face that makes him want to kiss you so fucking bad bro

then, one day, after the two of you watched some stupid cliché romance anime where the female protagonist was pinned to the wall by her love interest...

it's like a lightbulb went off in his empty head. that's peak anime romance, so why doesn't he do that to you? he bets you'd get so embarrassed and cute if he did that~

except it kind of backfires. he slams his hands against the wall, effectively caging you between them, but he's a little shorter than you and the force he used rocked him right into your body and it's more like he just body-checked you than anything. it took all of his strength to make sure he didn't accidentally nail you in the nose with his big fat head. still, the close proximity got you all flushed.

he really can't help himself when he leans up and finally, finally kisses you. call it the heat of the moment, but it was the perfect opportunity. pressed up against the wall, so close to each other,,, when you just look so cute, your soft body against his bones feeling just right, like two perfect puzzle pieces coming together...

he could feel when your breath hitched, the way you tensed for but a moment before fervently kissing him back. your face is positively burning, but it makes the kiss all the better, feeling divine against his cooled cheeks, flushed with his own blush.

he pulls back and then...!! leaves. he disappears, falling into his bed and kicking his feet. he's totally squealing, fanboying harder than he ever has before.

you're allowed to kick his ass for just leaving you like that

but he'll text you later that night asking if you wanna be his "official (waifu/husbando)" because he's cringe and can't just ask if you wanna date the normal way.. </3

i keep cringing at him. have fun with your weeb man. i'm judging you for your tastes (/j)

#pokegalla #epic sans #epic x reader #jester writes #sans x reader #undertale x reader #guys im so tired of tagging things #worst part of being a content creator on tumblr tr #fr* #ok i actually had fun with this one though #feel like he may be hella ooc but likr i said #im lazy 😭 #...ignore the lact i had like five other requests before this one #I FEEL BAD CUZ YOU WERE GOING IN HAIRUS 😭

[brokeaesthetic]

I bet yall( There's literally no yalI l have like 0 followers.)won't believe this, but I've got a new mf im obsessed with..... guess who???? it's tangerine from bullet train, bitch im literally sick🤪!!!. It's every couple of months with me I swear!!!! I'm such a lil weird ass freak in a good way of course. Like you all know that clip of Britney Broski, where she's fighting herself for being weird (here it is) https://youtu.be/o-uBYfodkDc?si=J-MZtcPSNXRDAJJO literally me. I'm such a weird ass freak in a bad way😮‍💨😕. "And then you get this picture, AND THEN I TAKE IT TO MY PENT HOUSE AND FREAK IT". Sorry, but does anyone else feel crazy guilt when they're reading these fan fictions abt characters, And then you're simping, and then you realize that this is actually a real person with a family. It literally makes me sick and wants to stop everything I'm doing. But alas, I'm a weird ass freak😈😛😉. I need to seek fuckin help. But anyway, aaron taylor johnson is so bbg( I absolutely despise that term, but I feel like it's fitting). And I wish him nothing but success on his acting journey and career path. By the way, yall please, please, please, please please check this video out on YouTube. I watched it literally yesterday, and I can't stop rewatching it. This is to all the Aaron Taylor Johnson girlys watch this video NOW. https://youtu.be/sQNJC1i4eDU?si=YxtLRlkBJe1-7JRa Also, I'm so sorry to all the writers whose notifs I've blown up, But yes, I have stalked your page. And yes, I have read every single one of your fan fictions about tangerine. Typing that out actually made me sick, and I needed to really start to re-evaluate myself. But this is really nothing new. I've gone through this like a million(3) times. Anyway, I'm here yet again to complain about the amount of fan fictions about this character.( I say this as if I haven't scoured the deep dark depth of tumblr to read every single fantic I can about him.) I'm such a flipping weirdo fr hashtag I need to do better and punch in the side of my head. By the way, I also wanted to add that like every time I make one of these post and I go to whatever tag to read more fanfics about whatever characters. I just cringe whenever I see my post, like I cringe extremely hard. But you know, I have Tumblr for a reason, and I want to vent so what better place right. And I just want to give a thank you to all the writers who have been fulfilling the deep dark hole that is my new obsession. Wishing you all nothing but luck and happiness. Thank you for reading my rant, autism diagnosis coming in soon🤗💋. Later when I come back to this post I will be so utterly humiliated I will delete it, so please enjoy reading, What might be one of the most humiliating things? I will ever put on the internet.🤳🏽👋🏽.

#tangerine x reader #tangerine #when am i gonna get my life together #bullet train #bullet train headcanons #nerodivergent #ranting for no reason #my family prolly wouldn't fw me anymore if they knew this was how i got down #hoping no ones cringing rn #my man my man my man

[ur-battdoll911]

ratings then and now

i was (and still am) a huge fan of HxH, and so, i found my ratings for them from a year or two ago, so i'll compair it then and now, the ttheme is: HxH characetrs and how we feel about them/simp for them

THEN:

Gon: im no simp, but hes cute, i love him, hes my child :)

Killua: Gay. no.

Kurapika: i used to like him, but now, no.

Leorio: LOL NO-

Hisoka: .... pedophile, but like- nice Hisoka.... my ballz (wtf was this rating

Illumi: hes cute, would probably protect me, simp a little

Kalluto: YESS KALLUTO IS MINE

Alluka: MY BABY 😭❤💕

Chrollo: i would sacraficce the world to even breath the same air as him, no 🧢

Noubunga: IS THIS A JOKE- 😭✋👁👄👁

Feiton: he so tiny~

Machi: why not

Pakunouda: I HELLA SIMP FOR HER LIKE- AH ❤❤❤❤

Shizuku: goth gf, why not, she cute

Phinks: .....no...

Shalnark: he nice, but no

Uvogin: exCUSE me. wtf?

Franklin: 🤐📸no, he nice though

Pitou: yeah.

Pouff: YESSSS THIS OVERLY DRAMATIC BOI

Komugi: I live forr Komugi, i die for Komugi, i sacrafice my whole life for Komugi

Mereuum: no :D

Ging: AYO-

Vs. NOW:

Gon: he is my actual child, but i got him off the lawn :/

Killua: gay as shit, get away from me and go back to Jujitsu Kaisen bitch

Kurapika: hell no, you fooled me and my motther to thinking you was a GIRL

Leorio: no.

Hisoka: bruh, he is a damn pedo, hell to the no

IIlumi: blud is mid, horrible brother but i would totally 1v1 him

Kalluto: yes, transgender support! kill transphobes!

Alluka: oh my god yes i would die for her shes so baby, so queen hholy shit i have made myself a painting of her yippeeeeeee

Chrollo: still hot asf but he left like our dads >:/

Noubunga: um, excuse me what the acttual FUCK

Feiton: short ass mf, tall as my mom at 5'1, im taller then him, crush him like a bug

Machi: i hate her :)

Pakunouda: i want to marry this bitch holy shit shes hot still

Shizuku: eh, reeally dumb, i need someone smarter and they dont have Amnestia

Phinks: no eyebrows, angerr issues, roach, get the fuck outa my face

Shalnark: no, hes sweet, but not someone i really care about

Uvogin: i'd rather him be my brother, y'know?

Franklin: lol, no, wtf did you think i'd pick?

Pitou: yuh, smash i like her

Pouf: he wouuld be a band kid

Komugi: *adopts*

Mereum: haha, fuck no :D

Ging: HELL NO HE LEFT TO GET THE MILK QUEOWGOYFWAO

#hxh #hxh 2011 #rating

[cheezekennith]

So uhhhhhh...welcome to my stupid blog!!!!

And i have a list of my ocs to you :)

kuki kaze (my 2nd oc that I post on deviantart)

jun murasaki (mf 3rd oc that I post on my gamejolt account)

GUM1

Jaden

Nushime (my touhousona)

K4RM4

Taiyou Yamikumo (you might be confused if taiyou is a boy, but she's a female and she is my 4th touhou oc)

Yuuki suzuki (my 5th touhou oc that I posted on my deviantart account)

Sam (my FNAF oc, and she is a human btw)

Hell madness (my first utau oc that is a Mary sue and a concept(

Nori scarlet(?) (old/first oc and a mary-sue of flandre also older)

Akane (my toh/the owl house oc)

Medicine (my 2nd FNAF oc and she is an animatronic)

Willow (my welcome home parody oc)

Ludwig (my welcome home oc)

Kurorei Kyoma ( my 6th touhou oc)

Yume-loid (my first utau oc)

Charolette

Henry (my fourth fnaf oc that is a carrion crow)

Jerry (my third fnaf oc that is saw whet owl)

Phoenix (my fifth fnaf oc that is a great gray owl)

Bobby (my sixth fnaf oc and is a tanuki)

Ella (my seventh fnaf oc and is a fairy)

Heres my shitty info of me :

my name is ??? Or eli

my birthday is august 24

im a filipino

i am half catholic and christian

I do speak filipino a little bit but speaking english is kinda easy for me

my race is half filipino and chinese

im from the philippines

my zodiac and chinese zodiac is virgo and rabbit

im a female

my height is 5'3 tall

and im a multifandom artist

and i am straight

And also I have mild autism

I support LGBTQIA+

stuff i like :

fnaf

dawko

vocaloid and utauloid drawing

making utau covers

undertale/deltarune

kirby

splatoon

ghost and pals

owls

animal crossing

DNI if :

N3cr0ph1l3s

proshippers

p3d0ph1l3s

z00ph1l3s

NSFW

NSFW watchers (cuz i really hate them and they are really gross)

Racist

Transphobic

Homophobic

Lgbtqphobic

p0rn blog

Anti-christian

Muslim-phobic

Naz1$

Dawko haters

Touhou haters (i left the touhou community so yeah)

Anti-LGBTQ+ and Anti-LGBTQAI+

Ghost and pals hater

art tracer and art stealer

Goanimate/vyond fan (the uttp ones not the regular ones)

Frans fans (plus do you know sans is older than frisk and also they are a child, that is Pro-Shipping and also pedophilia)

Vore and tickle, and inflation, kaa hypothesis, and DeviantArt k¡nk/F3t¡$h enjoyer

China-supporter

Russia-supporter

K¡nk/F3t¡$h blog

S3x¡$t

SSSniperwolf stan

YOU ARE FUCKING OUT OF THIS BLOG!

Fandoms im not interested (but if you like this fandoms i will respect your opinion) :

barney and friends

marvel

fortnite

goanimate/vyond

disney (a little)

M3G4N

Spongebob

Ok Ko lets be heroes

Gacha life

Sonic

Fandoms im up into :

dawko(youtube)/darkest desire

utauloid and vocaloid

fnaf

kirby

splatoon 1,2 and 3

ghost and pals

animal crossing

sander sides

the owl house

amphibia

Some fandoms I'm gonna get interested now :

Welcome home

Jacksepticeye

Markiplier

FPE or fundamental paper education

Fandoms/commnities i left :

Touhou

Goanimate

Hazbin hotel

Helluva boss

Eddsworld

But some fandoms that I'm not interested in but I created an au :

Tf2

but please do not block me but warning my post contains⚠

Blood

and swearing

and bleeding

and only minors are in this blog but...... no 17+ accounts allowed cuz its disgusting but if your a 17+ account i will report you

Art trade : closed (but no fetish and nsfw because i hate it)

And plus I have bad spelling tho💀

And also I'm a dawktrap simp cuz ye cuz I like this dude cuz idk I'm simping on him.... *Dies of cringe*

Main account : @cheezekennith

Alt account : @cheezeyidiot-1000

Putting *character* in places blog : @putting-junko-in-places

My multifandom ask blog :

@ask-the-simmons-crew

credit to @sweetpeauserboxes, and this pinned post was inspired by @emishows123

#ask my oc #pinned post #my info

[taexual]

Ok see, now I need to rant, because wtf, this last chapter was heavenlyyyyy good

The communication between them was awesome, so honest and sweet, and you can feel the hesitance and love with pretty much every word and thought of theirs

Jin just keeps proving that he's a real one, an mvp if you will, I love his sense of humor, his ability to read and assure people, his dedication to gossip obvs, and overall we'll have to thank him for knocking some sense into oc, a true hero 🫡

Also the entire segment in the plane? I laughed out loud just thinking about the people near them trying to hear their conversation, like yes, the entire crew betting on them, witnessing Jk's simping tendencies, and praying on Sids downfall like the rest of us seems the only right way to react

And this part? "Someone on the plane gulped audibly and held their breath. He wondered if it was him." Like yeah no, that was me, don't mind me.

I'm ngl, the texts and threats did get me anxious for the rest of the chapter, like I kid you not, when Jk's grandma called, my mind went to the worst scenario possible involving Sid, but I was so relieved when it turned out to be one of her good days <3 so happy for jungkook btw

Another highlight? “I don’t really care how long it takes, to be honest,” he said. “I’m going to die yours.” No, stfu, these are my PARENTS, LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IM SKDDHDKSJDJ

He just keeps thinking and saying these things that make me squeal, and giggle, kick my feet and whatnot, ugh I love himmm, and with oc expressing her feelings more freely now aswell? Nah I'm not surviving this (their entire last conversation destroyed me, they're so mf cute, and yeah, they could not be just friends to save their livesss, love that for them)

But yeah, this turned out to be longer than I thought, but I just needed to get the excitement out of my system, I don't think you understand how much I adore this series, the characters and your writing, and I honestly thank you a lot for giving me these moments of happiness throughout the day

Hope you're doing great, and can't wait for the next part! Please take care of yourself in the meantime 🩵

ahh, my love!!!! my loVE!!!!!!

when it's a long chapter, i sometimes worry that the ending is the only thing that essentially sticks with the reader? so you've made my whole day with your message 🥺🥺🥺

thank you thank you thank you thank you 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

#ask #alanniys #taexual; sleepwalking #i read every word of this out loud to my mom not even kidding #thank you so much 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 #i'm hugging you very tightly right now in my mind just so you know #i love you!!!!!