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debbeh · 6 months

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can u give me a guide to the six idiots :33 like maybe with a picture of them n their names n who they play in the Big Three shows :33 pwetty peesse :33

UM YES!?

ok, you saw me earlier trying to format all the images so it's gonna be mostly my (ehhhh) descriptions of the characters and you gotta guess what they look like 😈

Ben Willbond

Yonderland:

Elder Vex (above): the one who says Deb-beh and has the coziest looking outfit I NEED IT RN PLZ and the Tom Cardy- esque hair and earring

Nick: the stick. Grumpy all the time cuz he's a stick >:(. Is also a portal between dimensions but whatevs

Horrible Histories

Mike Peabody :historical news reporter that wishes he were anywhere but here rn

King Henry, Alexander the Great: SkINy MaNdRiA, excellent hair, sniffed a guy

Ghosts

The captain: AKA James, makes a lotta noises, if you ever hear me going weeeahhhhhuuuueeeaaaaaahhhh, I'm referencing him, the gay one<3

Martha Howe-Douglas!

Yonderland!!

Debbie.

Debbie's evil twin sister (bossy boobs)

I just googled it: Rita, the Negatus simp AKA us, the demon that looks like how female animals are protrayed in Barbie movies

Horrible Histories!!!

Boudica (look up the song, it's rlly good), Cleopatra, every female historical figure

Pirate lady....<33333

Ghosts!

Lady Button (present day): Old disgruntled lady that pouts all the time and falls out of windows

Lady Button (flashback)

Mathew Baynton!!!

Yonderland!!!

Oracle: weird blue blob guy, Nigel, Darling

Nanny la roo: NUM NUMS!!!! - nanny that is also a kangaroo

Admiral Anous: Voldemort mf I hate him bc he hates Negatus>:(

Elder Choop: Croissant hair mf, says, "IDK WHY DON'T WE ASK UR MUM??"

Le Fox: French

THE BIRRDDDDD: AKA Thomas Payne, Batman but cooler

Oh yeah, and Elf: the elf shaped one, full name: Grintallin Gobscrew Crotell Fashanu F’naw Goplatz Holla-Holla, has multiple wives apparently and is in debt to the mob

Horible Histories (look all of them up, they are all hot)

Dick Turpin: play the song >:333, shot not one but two men dead!

D.I. Bones: the whakkus bonkkused

King Charles II: absolute party-er

Ghosts

Thomas Thorne, shot, dead! Absolute poetic simp for Allison, drowned himself in the lake ;( -cannot drown-

Jim Howik!!!

Yonderland

Elder Pressley: looks like Elvis, eats christmas tree ornaments

Crone: A sLaPper *wink wink*, has apparently gotten with everyone, goes eeeerrrrrrrrrrr all the time- sounds like a doorhinge, she is amazing

Neil: lhe most normal of the demons probably

Horrible Histories

A SHOUTY MAN!!! :does all the infomercials, will try to sell you piss

King George VI (above) : "oh yesss, dad's dead, I'm king..."

King Richard III: a sweet little guy<3 -according to the song, get's attacked by whasp

Ghosts

Pat Butcher: Greatest DJ in the AAARRREEEEEUHHHHH, killed by a child, AKA Pete in the American version

Larry Rickard

Yonderland

Detective Mounteback: very dumb detective with very large hat

Elder Ho Tan: trans Icon, doesn't like loud noises, absolute baby<3

Sue: above, the lady with the gun from the episode I showed you

Horrible Histories

Bob Hale: weather report, needs a hellicopter and a nice cup of tea, basically Bill Wurtz

Lol knight with shit on head, Aztec guy, George III friend who slays so hard; "ConGRatu-VerY-LaTiOns your... *MAgEsTy*"

Ghosts

Humphrey: keeps getting left on roofs and shelves, does NOT know French smh

Robin: 5,000 yo ghosts, once saw a cool butterfly, KNOWS FRENCH! Got stuck by lightning and now he can turn on lights

and finally... the moment you've been waiting for...

Simon Farnaby!!!

Yonderland!!!

Negatus<333: Silly guy try to take over Yonderland but is just a lil guy, has an evil lair, uses The Font of Orris (cauldron thing that lets you see everything) as a hot tub, get's bullied by all the other overlords, wears pjs with houses on them.

Elder Flowers!!!: Long hair and lack of shirt, vegetarian hippie of the group, wants his clothes to be veGONE, "all you need is love, brothers... oh, and food"

Horrible Histories

Emperor Caligula: the wakkus bonkkus guy

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Knockoff Bassline Junkie song

Ghosts:

Jullian!!!: Died conducting an affair with his secretary!!!, is eternally sorta drunk, does the hand thing, only ghost that can interact with stuff, makes silly EEERREREEEEE noise when he's trying to move something, his name is Trevor in the American version, sad when there's no porn on da TV ;(, has no pants BTW

Thanks for coming to my TEDTALK!!!

Lemme know if I missed anything!

#yonderland #bbcghosts #negatus #sixidiots #themthere #ghosts

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aithusarosekiller · 2 years

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I am always interested in anything you wnat to say

-⚜️

Nice nice

It is an decently long list but you brought this onto yourself

1) Sickfic au set in hogwarts where James is ill and they all restrict him to the Slytherin downs and put an impossible amount of energy into making him feel better. He ends up surrounded by food, covered in blankets and being read books all day. By the evening, everyone in the castle thinks he’s missing bc nobody can find him (Barty hid the map lmao) but it’s okay bc James has three boys curled up on top of him. Luckily for them, it wasn’t contagious.

2) Muggle au with Barty being a good dad and James melting on the spot at the sight of it. Regulus and Evan watch James simp and find it absolutely adorable.

3) James being terrified at the thought of asking the three of them if he can have another bf, them all being rly supportive and excited to meet James’ little crush and then finding out it’s Peter sexy-mf Pettigrew and hyping him tf up about it because Pete is a hell of a catch

4) Reggie is a singer, James, Barty, and Evan all go to see him live and fall in love on the spot. They later end up meeting him a few months later, at a hotel, where the bookings got messed up so they have to share a room. They spend the night with reg, getting to know each other. The rooms are fixed up the next morning and they don’t see each other again. Reg’s next song comes out a year later, which has some odd similarities to the conversations they had and their appearances. In an interview, he dedicates the song to ‘the idiots in room 347’.

5) James is terrified at the thought of having three soulmates, until he meets them. They help him overcome his fear and they all love each other more than life itself.

6) Evan and Regulus are princes from rival kingdoms, ordered to come to a decision about the future of the relationship between their kingdoms. James and Barty are their respective favourite knights, who are with them every waking second. Evan and James are already in love, as are Reg and Barty. But it changes when they all meet each other. It’s forbidden, complicated, and messy but it’s cute anyway.

7) James is an Angel, the other three are demons, and there’s nothing demons do better than tempting.

8) Sirius introduces James to his brother and his brother’s boyfriends, James can’t forget about them no matter how hard he tries.

9) Childhood friendship group to lovers but they’re all fucking idiots and don’t get together until they’re all 30 because they didn’t notice the songs for two and a half decades.

10) Barty and James are both 37 years old and started dating after their respective divorces, but, despite still technically being young, they’re nowhere near as lively as they used to be. Evan and Regulus are baristas in their early 20s and won’t give up until they get the attention of the two sad men who come in every Thursday.

11) They all meet at a trans support group.

12) James goes to meet the new neighbours. He goes in for a cup of tea and leaves with the sneaking suspicion that they are vampires, along with a deep fascination for them. They agree to meet the next week as they enjoy each other’s company. They meet every week for a few months and James becomes more obsessed every time. He finds out the truth, gets bitten, and they live their best immortal polyam husbands lives.

13) literally any band au

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embrassemoi · 3 years

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Concept : reader is a maneater very popular and Sirius is kinda intimidated by her and is a simp

I lowkey think this suits James more HOWEVER simp!sirius is so glossed over. I just know he would be such a big one. That bad boy exterior is such an act. Anyway, I've gotten a few asks similar to this for dialogues so I'll combine yours with them! Be on the look out :)

But 100% - if you're mean to this man, his dick will get hard immediately.

"Hey," Sirius said. "How are you liking the par -"

"Shut up. I don't like you."

— will fixate on this person. I don’t make the rules. He likes the chase 😫 masochistic mf undercover

#📨 inbox

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ughihadtochangeit · 4 years

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oh geez

Been thinking about you a little too much during this quarantine shii I wonder why

I wonder if it’s because of my friends BARELY going through some toxic shii and they’re hella sad and it’s rubbing off on me or?

I’m really not sure?

Is it cause I’m feeling lonely because I’m staying home a lot or because I DONTT KNOOW OMG

Went through old messages lmao kinda sad and dramatic jez i was so mf dramatic but I think I learned that from u and tv shows LMAOO

Well I’m still fine but all my friends are sad which makes me wanna be sad and a simp but ew yuck they really be reminding me of how I was and I don’t even know what to tell them because I know how it’s total different for them I wish I can help them and tell then everything will be fine even though it won’t be perfect. Everything takes time. Maybe I need to be a lil more happy so that I can rub off on them?

Anyways writing to you on here because it’s better than actually trying to hit u upp and see me still blocked LMAO that would be weeeird buut OH YEAH or on the question thingy that Icould but I’m pretty sure I bothered u w/ that shit for a couple months when I was hella sad

So anyway I hope you’re doing well. How are you? How’s this quarantine shii treating you? Have you made some kewl new friend? Still working at the same place? How’s school? How’s ur fam? Everything? Hope it’s all great and you’re doing fine I feel like that spongebob meme rn where he kinda looks like 😅👀 leaning against the wall of sumthing.

Anyways to tell yah a lil about me hmmm

I got a job

I got two piercings and four tattoos now

Still waiting for my lip one LMAO

My manager’s CRAZY but coo

We throw parties at baskin yes really.

I’ve gotten so close to my coworkers we coo 😎

We’re always going out w/ each other and they’re happy it seems hehe one of thems in hs and married and on the cheer team the captain and she’s sooo cute and happy and preppy but she’s so genuine bc of the problem she has ugh I love her then theres angel 👼 a litteral angel LMAO but he coo if yanno what I mean and then Derek the lil dork nerd always having bed luck but literally the sweetest person you’ll meet too a litteral goofball

Anyways I’ve also kinda got my heart broken agian but I didn’t let it get to me hehe yieg freakin yieg

Then james HAHAHHA

Then I just go wow 😳 but hehe

My sister’s growing up and she’s sooo pretty and weird and goofy and smart but kinda lazy I see a lot of me in here and I hope she trusts me and I think she is slowly after I told her I knew I she has a snapchat and Instagram and she blushed but I told her her lil secret is safe w/ me 😎👌🏼

Sarah needs help and I’m not sure how to help her but I’m trying

Ale’s doing good I’m so happy for her (,:

Brad HAHAH well we’ll see what happens

Wawos is going places and I hope he gets someone that deserves him he’s another genuinely great guy. I see him trying so hard.

Pepe sees me a lil closer now which is cooo and I get to know more about himm

Jennn ahhh jenn makes me happyy she’s so crazy and her sister is so nice tooooo ahh jenn’s a lil hoe but she’s having fun and staying safe which I appreciate (,: ah just a fun times with her

OMG I have a lil gay best friend too I can’t wait till my parents meet him they were supposed to this spring but thiss corona is literally ruining everything but not really I’m not saying it like that I think it’s just a lil pause to ours lives and like a heads up if you get what I mean

Okay I think I’m done for rn cause I’m getting tireeddd and mis fingers hurt

I need call my mooma fr tho tmr omg smh

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