#yeet miserably

[cx-shhhh]

Ballet instructor R and university student Enj who owns a motorcycle and is strangely taken with him but doesn’t know how to express it without being grumpy. They first bump into each other in a bookstore/café type of thing. It’s so cliché but they’re gay, so it cancels out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#yeeting another half-baked idea into the void #les mis #les miserables #grantaire #enjoltaire #enjolras #exr #les amis #les amis de l'abc

[abluescarfonwaston]

I think Edgeworth should see the reboot of the Steel Samurai where the Magistrate and the Samurai come together at the end and kiss and get there happy ever after and sit in uncomprehending calm as Maya screams and cheers next to him. It is the first piece of happy ending queer media he has consumed with his whole heart. Years of internalized homophobia and Manfred, (as well as the death of Neil Marshall, his fiance) taught him that happy endings were not for people like him.

But now, now he sees they are. Stands up and goes to Wright at 930 at night and requests a date immediately. Or... The earliest convenience. Because he has decided he is done being miserable. He would like to be happy and loved and all the things the world told him he could not be because of who he was.

The man makes a list of everything he wanted to try, or has been told to try and didn’t.

He tours the coast with Maya trying out tea and ramen shops. Takes a comedy class (that he drops after the first day) with Larry. Enrolls in a tango class with Wright. (who immediately hurts his back and Lang is called in to replace him after soothing a bout of worry/jealousy for Wright) He calls Gumshoe up and they go to a shelter and pick him up a dog. Raymond and Sebastian help him collect and frame dozens of pictures to decorate his apartment. Kay takes him around an amusement park and rafting and one evening they quietly hold hands and visit their father’s graves together.

He also enrolls in therapy because “Many people have told me i should try it over the years.” (Yeah i don’t think they probably phrased it that way Miles)

He gets better. Turns out taking daily walks in the sun with Pess and vacations with Wright and hiring a few extra hands around the office Drastically improves his quality of life. Especially once the medications start working.

It’s not all good. There are days he curls up on the floor, overwhelmed by guilt. Guilt that he waited all this time to do this. Guilt that he feels happy. Guilt that he Doesn’t feel happy after deciding to be better. And Wright comes and offers him a hug. Which doesn’t fix the problem but takes a little of the weight off his shoulders for a moment. He updates the list. More hugs.

Sits in front of a camera. There is a banner behind him that says ‘its gets better’ that he is trying very hard to not say looks tacky. Adjusts his wedding ring and mentally rehearses his speech. About how:

“At age nine my father was killed in front of me and i thought the world had ended. I didn’t sleep soundly again until I was 25.” About how, “At 16 I thought i wouldn’t make it to 17 because I’d failed an exam and I thought my guardian was going to murder me. And I thought if he did, that would have been fair. And at 22 my fiance was murdered and we had kept it so secret that I wasn’t invited to his funeral and I swore off love forever.”

“And when I was 24 I attempted suicide because I believed with absolute certainty that I had ruined and wasted my entire life and could imagine no future where I was happy and deserved to be so. Happy endings do not belong to people like me.”

“And now I am 36 and married. Quite happily. So I hope you will believe me when I say that your life is not over. It need not be. You have not ‘missed your chance’ and you are never too old to start feeling better. It does... Get better.

#miles edgeworth #suicide mention #it gets better au #look we looked up brokeback mountain and 'gay man in love with another but who spends his whole life running from it out of fear' #and then holds his loves jacket and cries after he died #feels like the bad end for edgeworth #and i think some queer rep kids media would fix him #or rather inspire himself to fix him #Neil showing Miles brokeback mountain a queer movie he only knows gifs of #Miles who grew up on documentaries like Matthew shepard because manfred was a git who wanted him miserable: Why would you think id like this #Neil: ... maybe i was just hoping you would #Miles yeeting himself out the building before he can see the end: NOPE #Neil spent the next year making up how the story ended (cause he also didnt finish it) about their happy end #Miles; I know you're lying but your arms are warm and i would actually quite like a happy end. Preferably with not horse back riding #gotta outline this just incase i ever decide to sit down for four hours and write this all at once #as i feel in my bones would happen

[till-you-scream-and-cry]

i hate it here (Earth)

#my brain is just doing extra work to make me miserable #i should probably yeet my phone and run away to the forest for a week #it's not great #health? crumbling #mental health? a joke #family? hate them #uni? surprisingly disappointing #'friends?' suck #oh and the pending feeling that I'm not good enough to breathe #but that's nothing new #🙂

[blisked-starkhalis]

Spoilers for Rain World: Downpour

So, I wanted to check if pups can go with you to the end of the game.

Learned that they can't the hard way.

Rest in peace, Tobias.

#bliskedtalks #rain world #rain world: downpour #slugpups #survivor slugcat #slugcat #the fucking “magical octopus creature” nearly softlocked me trying to kill the pup #idk what was happening #but it was failing miserably at yeeting the pup and this somehow affected my ability to jump #i thought i'd have to reset the damn cycle #thank god i didn't bc i hate the last region and all it's subregions lol

[ovipositer]

never ask a man his salary a woman her age or a discord mod what age he and his girlfriend were when they first started “talking”

#every once in a while it occurs to me out of the blue #that he probably feels so full of himself #since I just didn’t respond to his harassment #and I abandoned this blog #he loves having the last word #he thinks he ruined my life and that I’m miserable and alone now #and it makes me feel guilty that I didn’t lay into him more #I do plan to vent my frustrations at some point #but I will do it in my leisure in my own time #I’m not an ugly jobless discord mod who makes my full-time working gf clean up five cats’ litter boxes and fix my food for me etc etc ^_^ #I guess I don’t have as much time as you do to dedicate to bothering others! ^_^ #not that posting on my own personal blog— that quite frankly you wouldn’t be reading if you weren’t obsessed w me— is bothering anyone! ^_^ #also I am not in the habit of bickering with every single person I ever meet #I prefer to focus my attention on the people and things that give me joy #if there’s anything I’ve learned from this it’s to yeet toxic people out of my life immediately. no second chances. I have no regrets. #my standards actually were never too high. plenty of ppl can meet them. I’m not the only person like me in the world. go figure. #it’s actually not normal to be as sick and incapable of getting along w others as you and the rest of your ‘community’ #still. I would like to speak on what happened because I regret that I held my tongue for those two years. #I don’t think it’s healthy to bottle up all of your negativity. #but I’ve realized now it may literally be years before I will have half the mind to think back on that time in my life and talk abt it #so Idk. I just wanted to say. #I genuinely hope he kills himself #I do not say that lightly #I am not someone who throws that phrase around like it’s nothing. #I genuinely mean it with every inch of my heart. he deserves to die horribly. #I just find solace in the fact that he is so miserable. not because he wants for anything material. #he is spoiled and lazy. but still he does not enjoy his life. how could he? all he does is badger ppl online all day. #it just blows my mind that someone that looks like THAT wld talk to me that way 🤣 you’d think being the ultimate loser wld humble him a bit #just wanted 2 get that out of the way #oviposting

[jekyllnahyena]

riyo in her comfort pants after she’s burned the third dinner this week and had the fire alarm go off soaking the whole apartment

#riyo chuchi #ajekyllsunhingesketch #she's drinking her last pantoran beer and being sad n miserable because she misses her friends and family and the senate is dumb #this is an abolsute mess but its my mood rn so fuckin YEET #will make some more serious stuff later but its been a long week #oh god its tuesday

[iguessitsjustme]

I mean at least he’s self aware?

#thursday spoilers #not tagging this #i'm not looking for an arugment #i am genuinely trying very hard to not hate prapai and i am failing miserably #i hate him so much #i would like to yeet him into the sun and then get sky some therapy #thursdayspoilers

[vancilart]

15. bonding & 23. sleepover

taking your bride horseback riding is totally not an excuse to get out of the castle

let’s paint our nails and do our hair and talk about fish

#i have school today at 9 yeet #i need to be on camera its been so long #oc stuff #dnd #other ppls ocs #royaltines #altairs gfs go on an overnight trip and he cries and cries and cries so hard sekolah calls meketre saying their friend is in peril #he shows up and shes just thank god i dont need to be alone #altairs an extreme extrovert you cant leave her alone she will cry about it and be so miserable #if anything he'll turn into a cat and go to a bar to get pettings and pattings #having meketre around is more fun tho #nobody can tell your nails are neon pink dude you wear gauntlets all the time now let me put ur hair in pigtails pleaaaase #listen the king and queen do love each other but #uh #they have worked through their stuff by now but #it hasnt always been all sunshine and roses #but now they are very solid and know each other so well and they do love and trust each other over anyone #it just took a lot of adjusting bc they are fairly different people #love and light. amen

[distance-does-not-matter]

Man they’re all in the pits rn

#one of them is still looking for her mom then main couple is having a Time #then the other two guys r like ‘well this sucks’ #everyone is miserable no one is having fun #at least for now #WELL #Kyle had fun #got drunk at lunch and went ice skating in his regular shoes #aka running around on the frozen river and wiping out #mr sunshine #penni yeets her thoughts into the void

[daydreamdoodles]

I wish I could sleep at 8 pm

#day musings #vent post #vent tags really #vagueposting #it's bad tonight #it's bad every night #it's fucking ridiculous really #I'm so tired of trying #What's the point of trying to be better #when it doesn't work #I put on makeup and bright colors and see people and smile and it doesnt work #Nothing works #I am just a miserable thing that should be separated from society #it'd be good for me I think #Anyways this will be yeeted in the morning #when I am normal

[tryin]

mentopolis specifically was abt how awful it was that elias was so miserably ambitious that happiness was illegal in his brain. on an unrelated note, i feel guilty about wasting my time watching mentopolis during placement season

#that one scene in sunny where mac gives dennis a plate of mac and cheese and he yeets it immediately? #my brain with whatever moral brennan was trying to instill with the campaign #sorry but i Will be miserable

[godzexperiment]

okay but if he's got that Boosted Healing *tm* (has its limits for sure/bit wacky given his history) it's only safe to assume has strange issues- like with his temperature regulation failure...

-genuinely vibrates from strong emotions/exhaustion *multiple things, good luck guessing and he doesn't know most the time either*

-his perpetual signs of Exhaustion, the horrors that are evident in his bloodshot eyes etc

-migraine prone, even if he's gotten pretty adjusted to various types of lighting,etc light makes eyes and head go into cacophony

-situations of i don't know enough about my own physiology to determine if stabbing pains in my wings from crying is normal, or just unique to my brand of messed up cause for concern? i'm just going to pretend ignorance of the pains till i die or recover

-strong pain tolerance+threshold and all that but when he gets an cold is like very much quite literally half dead as his body just goes fucky uppy *fact he even can catch the cold is like fucked up cosmic bad luck typically*

#<< falling apart at the seams i cant deny >> headcanons #(im on an hc yeeting onto the blog mood) #(also the fact nix doesnt know how to handle his wings? just assumes he either is meant to trial error it or just got the middle finger) #(babey boy frequently doing dumb shit+testing their limits but doesnt know what to do if sprains an wing etc) #(and unless he happens upon an sibling- or knows one when that stuff happens he's just miserable as fuck) #('i can name countless plant life but i do not know how to handle my cramping wing without just feeling like clawing uselessly at it')

[toriangeli]

Mmkay.

I don't think anyone guessed it was Claudia coming out of the foxhole, but there it is. She looks miserable. Louis' "our life sucks" speech makes a lot of sense.

Armand is...fraying here. Good. Glad we're seeing some of my boy's fragile mental health and how intense he can get.

Could be Gabrielle, could be Nicki. I think either one of them coolly watching Lestat get yeeted would be IC. It's just what they'd do afterward that would be different. It does look like brown hair to me, though, so yeah.

Clothing from the 1780's. It's possible Lestat got turned earlier than stated in s1, closer to when he was turned in the books, unless his acting career lasted a lot longer in this version than in the books. It was his acting that caught Magnus' attention. But you look at those flowing gowns, a silhouette somehow transitory between the 1770's cone-shaped torso and the 1790's-regency empire waist, plus the shape of the ladies' wigs, that's very classic 1780's.

Is this how Lestat learns Armand's life story, instead of Armand kinda mentally short-circuiting and projecting it telepathically?

PAINTER ARMAND? I can't tell what era this is in, but there was never a point in the books where Armand was able to get past painting as a trauma trigger. It wasn't even something he liked that much in the first place, but that's probably because his dad made it not-fun anymore.

Agreed that this is Marius. There's no reason for David to come into the story this early, and if he did, he'd probably just introduce himself as head of the Talamasca to provide receipts for his knowledge.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A BABY BIRD CRAWLING OUT OF HIS THROAT???

Madeline's hair being cut while she screams. I'm gonna...leave that one there and just be horrified. If you know, you know.

DOES LOUIS HAVE THE CLOUD GIFT?

Family of FOUR?

Ohhhhh so it was Santiago stalking Louis with the fire gift. That makes a ton of sense now. Santiago hates Louis for petty reasons.

Broken glass everywhere. Not just books falling down, but windows breaking?

omg Louis threatening to cut Santiago's tongue out. Sorry, bb boy, it'll just grow back, but GOD I am so ready for Louis' rage meltdown.

Merrick timeline truthers: heaven-coded Claudia reaching out toward the camera with a smile? Possibly surrounded by sunlight?

#amc iwtv #iwtv #armand #the vampire armand #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #interview with the vampire #marius de romanus #daniel molloy #claudia de pointe du lac #the vampire lestat #costume stuff ig #iwtv spoilers

[rainy-day-revelry]

Absolutely adoring how the chain seems to have assigned big brother little brother pairings for all of the minors:

Legend who is making sure Hyrule doesn’t overuse his magic and exhaust himself

Warriors who is constantly scruffing Wind to make sure he doesn’t do something stupid

And Twilight who is trying to stop Wild from yeeting himself off the nearest cliff and failing miserably

Peak sibling behavior

#Oh minus Four #Though he (they?) is basically his own brother #The colors are all constantly holding each other back from doing stupid shit which is why Four appears sensible #And then Sky and Time are the Mom and Dad friends respectively #Sky is the affectionate baked goods kind of mom and you can’t convince me otherwise #Sky: Do you need a hug? #Every other member of The Chain: I- yeS- #i love these idiots #linked universe #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu warriors #lu wind #lu twilight #lu wild #siblings

[ryotono]

More Upper moons and [Y/N] and quotes and Chaos, curse and whatever the god damnit it's this

Enjoy! :D

[Y/N]: good evening, my only amazing master Muzan, the glorious king of demons

Muzan: what did you do?

[Y/N]: I burned down a city

Muzan: what

[Y/N]: yeah ik I f*cked up but listen-

Muzan: [Y/N] YOUR MISSION WAS NOT EVEN NEAR A CITY, HOW DO YOU BURNT A WHOLE CITY?

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[Y/N]: I will die for you.

Kokushibo: we are demons, in fact we can't just die

[Y/N]: I would take a bullet for you

Kokushibo: It wouldn't affect you

[Y/N]: I WOULD SET MYSELF IN THE SUN FOR YOU

Kokushibo: don't be dumb and kill yourself, you need to serve Muzan

[Y/N]: kokushibo for the glory of akaza tits, pls accept my demonstration of love

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Douma: ngl master Muzan, but [Y/N] is your favorite isn't?

Muzan: of course they are, they can f*ck the whole mission? Yeah, but at least THEY COMPLETE THE MISSION, THING NONE OF YOU DO, Y'ALL PIECE OF DOG SHI-

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Daki: oh yeah, how did you get rid of that group of slayers?

[Y/N]: well...

Demon slayers: We got you demon, there's nowhere to run!

[Y/N]: Guess have no choice, going to use mine Blood Demon Art...

[Y/N]: SHIMMY YAY SHIMMY YA SWALLA LA LA

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Kokushibo introduces Kaigaku to the rest of the upper moons:

Kaigaku: hi

[Y/N]: what the f*ck was that

Kaigaku: It was me, Kaigaku, the new upper moon

[Y/N]: oh, jesus christ! Is that a fucking Gremlin?

kokushibo: [Y/N] no

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Akaza: How are we going to tell Muzan that we failed the mission?

[Y/N]: distracting him!

Akaza: how?

[Y/N]:

Akaza: ?

[Y/N], dancing: tell me, tell me, tell me, you, want me, want me-

Akaza: NO

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After Swordsmith Village Arc events:

Muzan: [Y/N] what do you have there?

[Y/N]: oh, after you sent me to help Gyokko and Hantengu and they failed miserably, I was on my way back and found this doll.

Muzan: doll?

[Y/N]: yeah look! (show Yoriichi Type Zero)

Muzan: FUCK-

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Extra!

X: What's your opinion on [Y/N]?

Muzan: just another lazy pig who works for me (you are his favorite child)

Kokushibo: as longs they serve Muzan, I'm fine (he loves you)

Douma: [Y/N]? I love [Y/N]! Even when I can hear they walking inside my walls, threatening me, almost ripping my head of, and giving me nightmares every night, I love them!

Akaza: it's okay ( he loves you too, especially after you beat his ass in a fight)

yes you're strong as hell here love u

Hantengu was crying a lot, so take it as his opinion.

Nakime: PLEM PLEM PLEM sorry (Translation: she likes you, good job!)

Gyokko: That Satan and Lucifer bastard child, always breaks my pretty pots and calls my art bullshit! (bc it's bullshit, anyway, Gyokko doesn't like you since he gifted you a pot, you yelled "YEET" and threw it away)

Daki: [Y/N] is not like these uglies, they have good taste! She is referring to herself (She adores you and would do anything to protect you, but would probably fail and call her brother)

Gyuutaro: meh they cool I guess (Guess what! He loves when you hangout with him and his sister and you ofc)

You three match nail color

Kaigaku: Terrifies me (In fact, he is traumatized because of you)

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More Extra! (Because I think this post is short, and not that funny)

[Y/N] missions be like:

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That's all for today!

Thank you all for interact with my other post about [Y/N] and Upper moon, makes me really happy, love y'all!

Again, sorry for any spelling mistakes, english is not my first language.

Bye ;)

#demon slayer headcanons #kimetsu no yaiba #akaza #akaza kimetsu no yaiba #douma #douma kny #akaza kny #douma kimetsu no yaiba #muzan #muzan kibutsuji #kny muzan #upper moons #y/n #quotes #daki demon slayer #gyutaro #gyuutarou #hantengu #gyokko #kokushibo #kokushibou #yoriichi type zero #kaigaku #nakime #nakime kny

[sleepym123]

EVEN MORE INCORRECT QOUTES

EJ: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? LJ: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Jeff: Smad. __ __ _ __ __ _ _ _ __ _ __ _ *The squad is having dinner together* EJ: Jeff, can you pass the salt? Jeff: *Throws Jason across the table* __ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Jason: I know you snuck out last night, Y/N. Jeff: Play dumb! Y/N: Who's Y/N? Jeff: NOT THAT DUMB!!! _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Jason, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing? Y/N: playing systemic oppression _ _ _ __ _ _ _ ___ _ __ _ Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jeff? Jeff: … No. Liu: I do! Y/N: I know, Liu. Liu: I’m sad! Y/N: I know, Liu. _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I trust Jeff. Liu: You think he knows what he's doing? Y/N: I wouldn't go that far. _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Jeff: Just rip the bandage off. Y/N: It’s this cute guy I met- Jeff: Put the bandage back on. _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___ _

Toby: We need a distraction. Tim: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Brian, whispering: My time has come

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Tim: Tell Toby about the birds and the bees. Brian: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Toby: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Tim does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? Brian: If Tim was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Tim jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Toby: You jump off a cliff! Brian: Gladly. Provided Tim did first.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Jeff* Jeff: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Jeff: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Jeff: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Jeff: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Jeff: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Jeff: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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YEET

That's it for now

TILL NEXT TIME

#creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #creepypasta comunity #creepypasta incorrect quotes #y/n incorrect quotes #jeff the killer incorrect qoutes #jason the toymaker #eyeless jack #laughing jack #tim marble hornets #brian marble hornets #marble hornets #ticci toby #toby rogers #liu hodek #COFFEEEE #INSOMNIAC