there is a person standing 73 yards some distance away, watching you. they look like they’re trying to tell you something. you can’t get away from them, nor can you get close to them. they’re just...standing there.
so your friends and loved ones try to help you by talking to them, and the person must be saying something to them, because they look at you differently now. but you have no idea what it was, all you hear is static.
you try to tell them not to listen to the person, but no matter what you do, no matter how much you plead with them, they look up at you with suspicion-hatred-fear and just run. they don’t care where they’re going, just that you’re not there. and you can’t do anything to stop it.
the more that the people in your life care about you, the worse it is, because anyone who tries to help is turned against you. so you are just gradually shut out of your own life by the people you love the most, until eventually you no longer recognize your surroundings.
there is a person standing 73 yards some distance away, watching you.
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ravenous. Obsessed. I'm exploding. You killed me. Space man is in love with alien. Will it love him back. If it does is it
Might it
I can't
"I loved you so much I ate you whole"
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD AND THEN BAM URHQJDGSJS
NEW COMIC
I can't
I'm so. Dead😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sorry for this absolutely incoherent bomb in your ask box 👍
And that, kids, is why you figure out the romantic traditions of other species before you
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we're starting our metamorphosis unit again and i just described kafka to two of my students as "one of tumblr's favorite babygirls" so. that's where we are
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good lord the Israeli hostages will come back and wave happily at their captors and say a nice goodbye to them and then also talk about how kindly they were treated by Hamas and all the Zionists will go “well they’re being coerced!” (This is conjecture) and meanwhile freed Palestinians prisoners will go “we were treated HORRIBLY” despite having EVERYTHING TO LOSE for saying so out loud (this is public fact)… sooooo… y’know. There’s that.
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So anyway -
The point is that Pizza Tower still has a racist, outdated stereotype of Indigenous people in the Oregano Desert level.
It even has a achievement for rain dancing around a totem pole (totem poles are a Pacific Northwest thing, not a Plains Tribe thing). They war cry at you and they throw tomahawks (because it's always tomahawks or spears).
Bellyache about the screencaps being 5 years old if you want, but the stereotype made it into the game, so he hasn't changed that much. He didn't change enough to have a shred of awareness about using a racist stereotype. And before anyone tries: that trope isn't a hallmark of Wario games or 90s animation, it's a hallmark of racism.
Even if he "doesn't" make bigoted jokes anymore (though I would consider the Tribe Cheese one such joke), he made an entire level based around that trope.
And like every other time there's an anti-Indigenous caricature in videogames or popular media, it doesn't get mentioned, or it gets glossed over because the creator went "Oopsie! That was cringe."
The exclusion of the Tribe Cheese from that salvo of screenshots undermines the entirety of it, because it's a solid example of him not having changed enough to be conscious beyond "that was unfunny," and everyone just focuses on what he said and when - without the connection to how that mindset still lingers in the final product of the game.
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i love it when a tv show has lows that are so low you're so ashamed to ever show it to anyone ever but then highs that melt your brain a bit, like, "good fucking god, this is genuinely such an astounding piece of craftmanship... my perception of the medium, and perhaps of myself, has been challenged/changed in 40 minutes" but you cant even express that to ppl without feeling like youre fucking deranged bc my god the lows .....
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made hd edits of the orchestra klapollies! (and they are. gigantic.)
as always, feel free to use them for whatever but please give credits!
mwah
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[image ID: the finale task. "Win Secret Life." /end ID]
AH. I SEE.
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