#yeah that stupid bitch is me

[duckflyfly]

It's just your eyes. They look a liitle sad. In addition to the eyes of a virgin, I have eyes of a sad virgin.

#skam france #maël le gall #jade miller #my gif #skamfr #skamfredit #skamfranceedit #skamremakesedit #they look like my new otp #guess whois still watching skam france after all this time #yeah that stupid bitch is me #please let them be a thing #praying

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian #i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s? #big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out #but at least he'll always have wei-xiong #anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown #he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like #maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something #but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died #my whole sect burned #my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird #and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter?????? #is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never #and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj #because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That #only for adult son with the weird vibes #to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real #punk ass bitch #anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM #and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi #be his dad. #if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then????? #and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama #jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

I know most ppl rlly like gremlin-Moon who’s always picking on and messing with Y/N (BuT LiKE iN aN EnDEaRiNG WaY) but I grew up with three older brothers. Anyway I personally would love to hit gremlin-Moon with a bat

#doodles #sketches #fnaf moon x y/n #fnaf moon x reader #gremlin moon #I don mind the occasional joke but if all of ur humor is based on belittling or mocking me I can and will go Cain on ur ass #‘OOoOhH BuT He’SJuST MeSsINg ArOuND’ yeah and I can put him in the ground. bitch #‘awww but it’s a sign of his affection!!!!’ also gives very BoYs WiLL bE bOYs vibes and I want to fucking hit someone #Babbit vs stupid mf moon challenge. I win by default bc of pure feral rage and years worth of stifled violence #I’m in a mood today sorry #Babbit lore #aka small things abt my life #I’m the youngest of four and hav three older brothers! #yes it sucked. yes we did get along 80% of the time #anyway if u ever wonder why I’m so paranoid abt ppl mocking me to my face or behind my back abt my interests. now u know #hits face on floor repeatedly #silly fluff #silly bullshit #bones of a rabbit fnaf #bones of a rabbit

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[threestripeslider]

„Every F!Leo fic dislikes their Little Leo!“

that was true for odd man out for like. 2-3 chapters before i reversed that shit on Leonardo‘s ass. like he finally decided to be Normal and think „this is a Whole Child what was i thinking okay time to bond with this child and be kind to him“ meanwhile Little Leo wanted him out of his house yesterday.

#omo files: shitpost #odd man out #this is just very funny to me AKSJDKSJS #i mean. leo is well within his rights to be a bitch to leonardo bc wow attacked on sight?? #now its just funny bc leonardo genuinely tries but leo is just mean and holds a grudge JAKSJDKJD #like leonardo would straight up tell the other peepaws like ‚yeah we get along :) right buddy?‘ #and it cuts to leo reading a comic and Completely Ignoring leonardo #leonardo: he‘s a bit shy haha its kinda cute #other peepaws: are you stupid #peepaw multiverse

[antennatoheaven]

i love petrigrof but also betty that's literally just some guy. please stop prioritizing his dreams above your own girl you deserve better than this

#petrigrof #simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #dont get me wrong i love simon and he's a great and very kind man. just very stupid <333 #i just remembered they were fiance's. these bitches were going to get married #hey fun fact. i was making simon betty and marceline in the sims 4 just as i was watching episode 8 :)))))))) yeah #i was in the middle of making their room and suddenly the very structure of their relationship is brought into question #edit: why was this in my queue i meant to post this two weeks ago 😭😭

[mayasaura]

Man it is a bold choice for the second game to just pepper in little asides that oh yeah btw Edgeworth's fucking dead. Yeah no he died off screen between games. No, you don't get to know how. Phoenix is too fucked up about it to tell you anything

#like I know he's not really dead bc I have heard rumors about future cases where he's present #but if I were playing this game when it came out? without spoilers? #I would be RIOTING #also lmao 'Please don't say that name in front of me ever again' #bro you are Fucked Up #and not beating the griddlehark similarities allegations #yes harrow very literally redated Gideon's name from her memory #but I think if Harrow had died before Gideon she would also be like 'hey yeah never mention that name again' #'bitch went and got herself killed with her stupid pride. she's gone. don't mention her again. bye.' #this is a healthy coping mechanism (not)

[dootznbootz]

I know I write about how wild Penelope is (she is) but OdyPen is very likeminded. Odysseus is just as wild and out of pocket. It's just that we already KNOW that from the epics. He's a reckless idiotic genius, same with her. It's just that Penelope was under a lot of stress and was missing her other half and that's why only a lil bit of her crazy slipped out with her sneeze omen of death. Also, Homer trying to keep her "mysterious" even to the narrator as she's the only one who can "trick the trickster".

They're both fucking crazy in the best way. It's just that in the beginning this man was just head over heels so even when she was purposely saying and doing out-of-pocket shit to try and "freak him out" he thought nothing of it and just thought "Fuck yeah, that's hot wife shit." They're both fucking weird. Both have ADHD and are reckless and silly

Odysseus: Once me and my sister went off to the cliffs when we weren't supposed to, and we messed around too much and so a big rock in the side fell off. It freaked everyone out. We never told anyone. Soothsayer said it meant no one could fish on the sea for 2 days because of how it now has two points and the boulder landed in the ocean... Penelope: ... 😧 Odysseus,😅: Haha, I don't know why I said that. It sounded cooler in my head... shit Penelope: No,no, that's fucking cool. I've fucked around with some things but I don't think I've ever done that much damage. Did you see the big splash??? Odysseus:

I can't emphasize enough how weird they BOTH are. They're both menaces together. With the whole "A joy to Friends, and a disaster for their enemies." Except it's not just to their enemies. They just DO shit.

They'll literally screw someone over with a devious plan turning away laughing and then immediately walk into a rake like some sort of loony toons show. They'd fall for the ICUP trick and then go on a rant on how that's so stupid and not a real trick and then try and pull it on someone else. THAT SHIT

THEY'RE LIL SHITS

#like I'm exaggerating a little bit but also not... #Both are simultaneously so smart and so stupid at the same time. They're likeminded. #adhd bitches #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #also like I know I talk their hair and fidgets a bit but like...idk one of the most “intimate things” you can do TO ME is do someone's hair #or just mess with it. idk it's always relaxing and just comforting :P not even necessarily romantic. can put you to sleep #fidgeting with my OWN hair calms ME down so yeah :P also letting another person fidget WITH you?? or you can fidget with the other person?? #I mentioned how I once straightened my cousin's curly hair because I fidgeted with it THAT much #really nice and just bonding you know? :D we still laugh about when I did that. We were watching a barbie movie. (bangers btw) #odypen #epic the musical #odyssey #odysseus #penelope #Water Wife

[luck-of-the-drawings]

(OLD OC SKETCHES) Meet Sunnabelle Von Sunnoviche, final daughter of the Sunnoviche family. Peeking from behind a window, she witnessed a wizards final spell, one that reduced the world to a wasteland. Her noble blood damned her to [HELL], but unwanting to suffer with her family, she made a deal with the devil. She now hunts in his name. The top of her head was taken by the blast on that day. The fires of her spirit have boiled her blood into a super-heated plasma.

#luckys original content #GRAAHH MY OCS OCS IM SORRY MY OCS I NEVER FUCKIN DRAWW YYAALLL #i was cleanin stuff on my pc again n found a buncha stray doodles of her that i made like. 1 or 2 yrs ago. so i cooked em into smth edible #shes a gunslinger rogue i think! mechanically aasimar bc plasma blood #played her once for a very teeny tiny improved oneshot me n some buddies did forever ago #would love to play as her again... someday a cowboy themed game will find me.. n she will live again... #SUNNABELLE VON SUNNOVICHE! the last name was sposed to sound like 'son of a bitch' ehehehe #bc she is ONE HELL ofa son ofa bitch. shes mean shes short tempered she takes NO SHIT #and she loses her mmIIIIND when she meets a delightfully stupid pretty person #i didnt play her for long so her personality hasnt evolved that far. thats the fun thing abt playing characters! u meet them when u play em #SUNNABELLE FUNFACTS: she is the 6th child of 11 siblings. middlest a middle child can be. bc o this she was often overlooked or ignored #she grew up in a family of obnoxiously rich nobles. all the other siblings were trained and focused on to be the best a sunnoviche can be #meanwhile. sunnabelle often stuck to herself. drawing and creating little fantasy worlds. was always a fan of wild wests n cowboys n guns #she was the only one that saw the WIZARD coming. she was peering over a window when the blast went off. taking the top of her head #GUHH IM ACTULY SO PROUDA HER DESIGN SHE LOOKS SO COOL.. LIKE WHATS WITH THE PLASMA HOW DID I DRAW THAT SO WELL. IM SO PROUD. #I lov all the sun symbolism.. its so fun.. what a fun character ive made.. hell yeah.... anyway hope u guys like her too. #if u got questions ive got ANSWERS!!! my askbox is always open. im pretty sure.

[archervale]

How do people de-stress like what is the secret

#my jaw is clenched so hard #my dog is back in the vet 😔 #and I am honestly glad he has the care he needs rn what I worry about is #not knowing what he has #and all the exams he needs #and how expensive vets are #add to it my phone being a bitch rn that is playing with me on wether it will stop working or not #anyway yeah hi sorry I am very not thinking about stuff rn but this #stupid posts

[hollowboobtheory]

we need a social media slang for "i'm in a volatile emotional state right now that has nothing to do with you which is almost certainly causing me to feel disproportionate anger to your comment. that said i do think you're being condescending right now and i kinda wanna tell you to go fuck yourself"

#bitch why do you think i made my own post on a whole ass other website #because i didn't feel ike well actuallying on someone you if you think i'm too stupid to live just say that #don't give yourself carpal tunnel just to treat me like a preschooler #no fucking shit fascists aren't a systemically oppressed class primarily because they're not an objectively definable class #however it is a property that you can fairly easily assign to someone as republicans constantly do to blm and trans rights activists #so yeah in that sense there is actually a real and tangible threat to innocent people on that basis! #beck rambles #i need to go to sleep i'm being a bitch

[kissingrhi]

they had no business casting matthew lillard as WILLIAM AFTON cuz he is so sexy 😇😇😇

#fnaf #yeah i was a fnaf kid too #i’m a weird bitch #jughead core #i’m a weirdo #okay #i don’t fit in… #have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? #matthew lillard #william afton #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf movie

[last-flight-of-fancy]

made myself emotional thinking about how smart sora actually is and how little credit he gets for it just because he struggles with stuff like math

#ITS RELATABLE OK #you can't math and everyone immidietly goes 'lol ur dumb' #'haha he counts on his fingers' yeah so do i. you gonna call me dumb too? #because i've heard it before and you're wrong. i'm unlearning that shit and i'm not dumb. i'm smart as hell actually #thirty years of thinking i was stupid i think i've earned the right to say 'nah yknow what. they were wrong. i'm not.' #the prioritizing of mathematical smarts over every other kind drives me nuts tbh #artistic intelligence? emotional intelligence? kinetic learners? there's so much more than just math #sora is SO GOOD at a lot of things!! #he's incredibly intuitive and emotionally intelligent #and he is probably a legit genius in terms of like... learning things on the fly #never gonna get over him learning lingering wills moves after fighting him (presumably) once #he learns to fly the gummiship- and probably would have done fine that first time if donald hadn't taken offence #(it also should be noted that i don't think sora's ever *wrong* in his numbers*. it just takes him a while to get there) #(* except six hearts but uh. there's probably more going on there. like memory loss. again) #stop talking to yourself flight #kingdom hearts #'he can't keep up with the plot' bitch WE as the audience can barely keep up with the plot and we have the benifit of seeing all of it #do remember that sora is running on about a third of the information we have at any given time #anyway sora isn't dumb he just has adhd and that's the hill i'm gonna die on

[cerealmonster15]

There’s this one workplace safety video that someone posted a clip from on here a while ago of a coworker saying something like “I’m going to kill you, hurt you, or harm you in some way 😐” and it haunts my subconscious but I can NEVER find it when I go searching. does anyone know what the hell im talking about.

anyway jamiazu doodle

#they’re STUPID‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖💖 #twisted wonderland #jamiazu #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #sure whatever jeeze #twst #cereal tries to draw #anyway. god. #trying to search those words is never helpful #google always gives me crisis hotlines #i appreciate it but I’m looking for a meme #idk if that video even got traction or if I was just one of a few people who saw it #but I thought it was funny!!!! #do I sound insane. does anyone know what I’m talking about #HELP ME lol😭😭😭😭 #azul being more into Jamil once Jamil unleashes his unrestrained bitch mode is so funny to me #he really said yeah I was interested in him since we were first years but now that he’s Meaner he’s even Hotter #good for you I guess king jdncckfnfckvvkg

[hotwaterandmilk]

I’m re-watching Soreyuke! Uchuu Senkan Yamamoto Youko and it’s reminding me that loser anime men from the 1990′s just hit different.

#soreyuke! uchuu senkan yamamoto youko #soreyuke uchuu senkan yamamoto youko #soreyuke! uchuu senkan yamamoto yohko #soreyuke uchuu senkan yamamoto yohko #starship girl yamamoto yohko #curtis lawson #lawson you genius stupid bitch you #absolute quality loser man #it was his birthday the other day too #total coincidence #i only have it in me to do the OVAs this weekend i think #but yeah this is the kind of shitposting you get when i don't line up scans #sry

[boypussydilf]

the entire ending of ep6 is still just so funny “have i just been hurting innocent people this whole time?” “that world was messed up, because that simon was messed up” he says it like it’s an actual fucking response? simon that doesn’t help her moral dilemma at all

#i love how he is not fucking thinking anything through at all 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 #‘me being ice king again is the PERFECT SOLUTION’ [doesnt consider the effect it will have on anyone other than him and f&c for a SECOND] #‘oh yeah ill just do the ritual again and put you back on purpose afterwards’ Youre going to follow a preset plan that requires focus? #You’re going to do that AFTER putting on Crown That Makes You Manic And Insane? #‘ill be cursed the right way :)’ Can you fucking hear the words coming out of your mouth #his brain is literally so fucked #he is surrounded by neon signs flashing DONT DO THIS YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH and he is not seeing them at all #bc he KNOWS what hes GOING TO DO and he will NOT RECONSIDER #bc he has ILLNESS OF THE MIND. #basilposting #fionna and cake spoilers #atposting