I saw a post about Steve and Eddie going to see The Fellowship of The Ring in 2001 together and the hashtags were all about how Steve and Eddie wouldn't like it because it doesn't hold a candle to the book.
But, consider, 2012, Steve and Eddie are both adults, like, proper adults, 46, according to my calculations, going to see The Hobbit.
Now, if you aren't into Lord of The Rings &co, this information may mean very little to you. But oh boy, if you know what I mean, if you're with me, fellas, I'm willing to bet they would get thrown out of the cinema for shouting insults at the screen.
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you are making me go crazy /pos
streetflayer/mindcleaner is so augghh i love them so much
off to draw em
TEEHEEE HOO HOO
they lesbians your honor
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I posted 1,657 times in 2022
That's 6 more posts than 2021!
442 posts created (27%)
1,215 posts reblogged (73%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@goodbyetommyyy
@willyfarquarsons
@club577
@sweet-pxmpeii
@sicklysweetholiday
I tagged 1,609 of my posts in 2022
Only 3% of my posts had no tags
#joywave - 737 posts
#bastille - 716 posts
#photo - 340 posts
#text post - 297 posts
#video - 209 posts
#image - 165 posts
#meme - 143 posts
#gifs - 82 posts
#art - 76 posts
#idkhow - 65 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#i’m marching (they’re on parade) i can’t help it though (i can’t help it though) i’m surrounded (they’re on parade) by people i don’t know
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Bastille to release Club 59 just to confuse people and make them think they missed Club 58
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#4
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#3
I made a Bastille heardle at bastilleheardle.glitch.me!
It’s 114 songs mostly from their albums and mixtapes.
If you only know Pompeii, you’re out of luck, because it’s not on there. @ bastille make Pompeii available worldwide on SoundCloud.
Credit to joywavez on Twitter for the code.
43 notes - Posted May 7, 2022
#2
I love AI generated stories
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My #1 post of 2022
It’s settled. Daniel Armbruster wasn’t lying.
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Obviously we have to wait for the video to know the story, but for anyone who’s studied any kind of social history/psychology/sociology/etc. And knows a little about the diagnosis of hysteria, Victorian mores, the use of lobotomies/shock therapy/etc to treat women who failed to live up to patriarchal ideals and the minimizing of women’s physical and mental health issues historically in the medical and psychiatric fields plus the old Hollywood of it all… the imagery is Telling The Story. I am fucking SEATED.
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“trans men don’t have any real safety concerns to worry about” i can’t wear a mask when i go into public bathrooms even though i’m higher risk and bathrooms are some of the easiest places to get sick because i don’t reliably pass when my facial hair is covered and i can’t risk not passing when i use the men’s room, but i also can’t just use the women’s room for safety anymore because i don’t reliably pass as either binary gender anymore. so my only options are to risk getting sick, take my chances with the consequences of not passing, or just never use the bathroom in public (which has its own health risks).
and today, it almost didn’t even matter that i was putting myself in danger to ensure that i passed because, thanks to a faulty lock and a man who didn’t think to knock, i came very close to having my half-naked body exposed to a bathroom full of cis men. if i hadn’t been holding my coat on my lap because there was nowhere in the stall to put it, every single guy waiting in the (very crowded) bathroom would’ve seen that i didn’t have a dick. how well do you think that would’ve gone for me? my money’s on Not Well At All.
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Eddie is just trying to film a Tiktok to remind his fans about some upcoming shows but trails off when Steve says off-camera, “Hey, remember that RadioShack guy that was banging your mom?”
Eddie: *flips camera around to show where Steve and Jonathan are sitting on the couch*
Jonathan: …Bob.
Steve: Yeah, him. That toe guy from Lord of the Rings looks exactly like him, right?
Jonathan: …
Jonathan: Gollum???
Eddie: Toe, as in Po-tay-toe. He’s talking about Sam
Steve, snapping his fingers: That’s the guy
Jonathan: Oh.
Jonathan: I don’t see it.
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