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rottenpumpkin13 · 2 days
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Do AGZSC know abt the clones?
If not then…
*Places Loz, Yazoo and Kadaj infront of them*
*Zack and Cloud are braiding Yazoo's hair*
Zack: You're doing it wrong. We're doing a fishtail braid.
Cloud: We're doing a regular braid.
Zack: Fish.
Cloud: Regular.
Zack: FISH.
Cloud: REGULAR.
Yazoo: I CAN'T FEEL MY SCALP.
(later)
Angeal: Where are the kids?
Sephiroth: Genesis is babysitting them.
Angeal: Does he know that? Wait, does he know they exist??
Sephiroth: No.
(Meanwhile)
*Kadaj and Loz are trying to get to Genesis (on top of a chair)*
Genesis, sobbing: WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF THEM?
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cloudyeucharis · 2 days
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loz yazoo and kadaj only they’re riding a carousel instead of motorcycles
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I could not draw a carousel so you get this
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teardrap · 6 months
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some yazoos and sephy
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xianta · 29 days
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give them more love pls
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I dont know if this already exists in Canon, but what if Damian, born as a weapon and placed on the path of supervilliany from birth, convinced Batman to start a series of Justice League programs rehabilitating the children of villians and the like
Kind of like a Young Justice/ Teen Titans but for the edgier crowd. Theres even a program for children who are somewhat there against thier will (like juvie or a Court mandated therapy/ community service thing)
Long story short people can just come to an JL owned building and register regardless of where they come from or who they are.
So Cloud, who due to his trauma and torture has the mental and emotional intelligence of a 15 year old and his planet (don't ask) transformed him into an physical 15 year old to stabilize him, applied to have better control over his violent urges and other Jenova based problems.
He also applied the Remnants-Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz-who are old like 5 year olds now- into the program for the younger more violent children using his place as thier Big Brother to authorize it.
Cloud wasn't too pleased to find out that someone would be fostering him and the triplets due to them essentially being underage and orphans (he didn't think about that) and he's nervous about his weekly therapy appointments as well. His history with scientists and doctors is a long and traumatic one.
Danny Fenton applies when his parents were killed by an invention exploding and writes about Vlad Masters being a supervillian who has tried to kidnap and torture him into compliance and is his godfather plus his history facing off against his evil future self created by Vlads meddling. Since Danny is like 15 he will also be placed in a foster program
He might also eventually convinced Dani to join the Teen Titans or the Young Justice
Other crossover ideas work with this too
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holly-fixation · 4 months
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The easiest way I can explain the Remnants to anyone that does not know every God forsaken detail about FF7:
Accurate Explanation: Imagine asking three of your closest friends to completely recreate you from your personality to your physical appearance. Each one is going to focus on different traits you have, but none of these three creations will be completely accurate.
The one thing all three of the yous have in common is your one life goal. Most of us don't have a God complex so it's more difficult to grasp that understanding.
Inaccurate Explanation: Sephiroth's last 3 brain cells.
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yingxtkm · 4 months
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Someone mentioned the remnants being Sephiroth’s last remaining brain cells. Made some low effort edits to MS paint reaction memes as a result.
Prompt that inspired me to make the edits lmao: Kadaj is gnawing on someone’s ankles, Loz sitting in the corner sobbing his eyes out and Yazoo is just standing there, disheveled, staring off into space
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Kadaj: *skips all the way through a movie*
Yazoo: Brother, you can’t just skip to the happy ending.
Kadaj: I don’t have time for their problems.
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thevanzuu · 8 months
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two versions (the second one is without the glitch effect)
emo yazoo
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rottenpumpkin13 · 13 days
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Agzc get put on babysitting duty for the remnants, what happens?
Genesis: Now, when someone angers and disrespects us, we.....?
Kadaj: Walk away and be the bigger person.
Genesis: Have I taught you nothing??
Kadaj: We set their house on fire.
Genesis, tearing up: I'm so proud.
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Loz: Father, may I—
Sephiroth: Don't call me that.
Loz: Brother, may I—
Sephiroth: Don't call me that either.
Loz, remember what Cloud taught him: Raging asshole in need of therapy and to be humbled with defeat, may I please be excused?
Sephiroth:
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*Angeal pulls Yazoo's left arm*
Angeal: He needs a healthy dinner and a night of rest!
*Zack pulls Yazoo's right arm*
Zack: No, what he needs is to eat a ton of candy and stay up all night watching this Zombie slasher flick with me!
Angeal: Yazoo, what do you want?
Yazoo: I just want to be loved.
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cloudyeucharis · 17 days
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AU but the remnants are Sephiroth's children
(Don't ask how. I don't even know right now)
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d0llyguts · 4 months
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i love pinterest
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i-plague-eater · 1 year
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RP remnants and their fancy hairstyles
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holly-fixation · 4 months
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Ah yes, the three remnants. The three personality traits of Sephiroth:
Malice (Kadaj) - an actual personality trait
Allure (Yazoo) - sure I guess that counts
Strength (Loz) - literally not a personality trait
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sebritz · 1 year
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multiple sephirothlet redraws
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Yazoo: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Loz: They do.
Kadaj: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
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