#y’all ain’t safe

[cosmic-seer]

Progress shots of a silly thing I’m doing ft. Koraidon

#can finally say I’m satisfied with how Korai looks #look at them gooooo #I still have idk like #a few extra frames left #for a #nine second video #I’m 99% sure this idea hasn’t been done yet #can’t wait to capitalize on that #y’all ain’t safe #dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #Juliana pokemon #sweet and sour dipplins #pokemon scarlet and violet #Pokémon sv #Pokémon sv dlc #indigo disk #indigo disk spoilers #cosmic draws #cosmic animates #kieran x juliana #juliana x kieran pokemon

[gessshoku]

I’ve done it guys, oh boy here we go (left to right);

@sunnys-aesthetic @ane-doodles @vurelly @zaygomer @bloonmonnie @ (my friend who is on insta) @poggermilo @erevast @jack-o-phantom (smacks roof of his head, this lil guy can live in your mind rent free!) @astroserpent (lmao hi you’re here too Gihee 🦞) @maudiemoods @lei-sunshine-moonshine @tryingmybest2525 @meat-holf @greedyarts-official @crackedlemoncandy @sleepyjuniper @opudont-donut @exlimix1a @hahadeathgobrrr @solarrush @hunni-hive @ (cinnamon who idk their tumblr if they have one) @drawer-of-socks @bloo-the-dragon @bittysteam @shawncoper1 @newts-and-sharks @lonelyghostty @luna-amina @ (my friend on insta) @soopy-joopy

Phew! And there they are,, all my friends I’ve made throughout my journey. I’m sure I’ve made much more but I don’t have their references,, however! I am giving EVERYONE!!!! A hug!!!

I’m not overly sentimental of my graduation,, more like,, just happy I’ve made so many cool friends on my journey. They’ve helped me grow, learn, atone and be silly! I hope one day I get to visit each one and give them a big hug in person! If they’re okay with it that is,,

I’ve scheduled this the same time when my graduation starts,, I’m sure I’m nervous and have no idea what I’m doing but, I’ll be fine I think!

#yippie!!! #so sorry for this being long but I appreciate you all! #coming for y’all on artfight tho :/ #y’all ain’t safe #gess box of arts

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

I was quiet today because Friday is get down to town and go to work day

But tomorrow is my long shift, and the best time to doodle on the weekends 👀

#y’all ain’t safe #text

[pixlokita]

I feel like ? I gotta remind people it’s ok to unfollow a blog when it upsets you in any way >> like if I ever do that sure, you can let me know if it was anything I did personally I’d appreciate it but if you just don’t enjoy something it’s ok to unfollow ;w; can’t stress enough how important it is to put your mental health first 👌

#pix habla #fnaf #✨💖 even if you don’t like frogs and I post about frogs does that make sense #i see some yall not liking some of the stuff I draw and just kinda wonder ? why you still follow lol #i won’t take it personally #even if it’s a mutual heck I’ve even told my friends to unfollow if they ever need a break from my blog =w=👌 #because It’s nothing personal >> #i used to ok so funny story xD I used to follow a friend in middle school on social media #and we were good friends but had nothing in common in what we posted about =w= #like she loved Beatles fanfics (don’t ask do not ask idk I didn’t read past the titles) #and i loved sonic :v #and like #thats aigh ? you don’t gotta ? follow a blog that doesn’t bring joy no matter if you’re close or not #i would honestly hate it if I’m making anyone upset or unhappy #so yeyeyeye I’ve said this before in other fandoms but like >>)✨✨💖 put 👏 your mental health 👏👏👏 FIRST ALWAYS👏 #Stay safe y’all ✨👌 have fun be free #we’re all just… sitting here… online 😔 ain’t nothing to it

[chrollohearttags]

when you realize 75% of this app has zero media literacy, the reading comprehension skills of a wet gym sock and the attention span of a fucking goldfish, you won’t feel so bad about your work or take these opinions seriously. Expecting people with a 3rd grade reading level and the plagiarism skills of an amateur thief to have anything good to say about creative writing is asking too much . Lower you expectations.

#this is literally WattPad with a Van Cleef bracelet on #ppl migrating from that hellscape and coming to this hellscape to be even more annoying #bringing their negativity and atrocious writing with them #originality is a lost art #the girls are plagiarizing left and right #cherry chats 🍒 #send the flood #creativity is always going to bother ppl who can only follow trends and replicate what someone else is doing #I ain’t calling nobody dumb #but y’all possess some very modest intellect #they think bashing smut and certain hcs makes them scholars #and getting their opinions from tiktok and other ppl #you also don’t get cool points bc you hate a character portrayal either dumb ass bitches #but ask them to list the difference bw their there and they’re and they’ll seize up #“everybody has to start somewhere in their writing. #and the starting point is just stealing others’ works and recycling the same opinions #again y’all won’t be satisfied until this whole app is deserted #y’all keep drudging up nigga eren as if he’s the first character that has had this type of hc #y’all said the same thing about Bakugou and the Haikyuu characters #y’all just don’t want black women to have a safe space period #George bush you gon pay for your crimes #don’t argue with anybody who used to get their tests handed back to them face down

[bardicious]

Genuinely think the cowards that don’t support OTW/AO3, should not be fucking reading fics on there. Like, your morals are so weak, you can’t even stop yourself from reading free fic. Pathetic.

#ao3 #ao3 positivity #purity culture #fake progressivest bullshit #there are genuinely so many people that are pro being a piece of shit #if there was a button to kick y’all off the platform I’d press it #you don’t deserve nice things #sorry - I just got hit with some psychic fucking damage here #tumblr ain’t safe for the rational

[neteyamsyawntu]

Do you think The Na'vi are uncircumcised?

-Sigh- *Pours a shot of tequila*

Realistically yes. Since (I’m 99.9% sure) James Cameron has already confirmed that the Na���vi have retractable genitalia, there really isn’t a purpose for them to circumcise themselves.

But thank you for this intriguing question👁️👄👁️

#Sarah’s safe space🌿 #if this ain’t who I think it is💀 #y’all keep me on my toes that’s for sure #love you guys😘

[persephoneggsy]

Sebastian Vael: *had, at the very minimum, neglectful if not outright emotionally abusive parents, was basically kidnapped and sent to the chantry against his will, decided to stay in the chantry bc Elthina actually gave him a choice which no other figure in his life had done to that point, found peace and belonging in the chantry, then found out his entire family was murdered, leaving him with massive survivor’s guilt and a throne he’s not even sure it’s right for him to reclaim, breaks his vows to the chantry to chase revenge which he immediately feels even more guilt about, finds out it was an old family friend that ordered his family’s deaths so that’s a fun betrayal he has to deal with, is torn between the peace of the chantry and his loyalty to Elthina or his duty to his home city and people of Starkhaven, despite all the trauma tries to stay optimistic and genuinely wants to help people, never preaches to a unwilling audience and instead engages in actual dialogue about his faith, seriously homeboy even acknowledges the chantry’s flaws but has hope it could be made better, opts to stay in Kirkwall to protect his pseudo-mother figure Elthina from a potential mage rebellion, only for her to die in a catastrophic explosion along with several of his brothers and sisters in the faith, whom he likely knew longer than he’d ever known Hawke and Co., and the chantry that he called home for more than a decade is also lost, and the guy who did it is literally right to next to him ranting about how he had no other choice but to commit wholesale murder, so he is understandably consumed by rage and grief and isn’t in the best state of mind, but if you kill the guy who murdered his chantry family he’s basically a ride or die no matter side of the mage-templar war you choose*

Y’all: ugh what a boring character. i hate his dumb temper tantrum at the end of the game. wish we could kill him.

#Sebastian haters please shut the fuck up #venting #rant #look it’s completely fine if you don’t vibe with the character! that’s cool! #but I swear to god half of y’all never even played with him because I feel like we’re talking about two different dudes #is he a bit self righteous? sure but he ain’t the only one #he’s not the designated friend no one likes he’s the designated NICE friend #bc lbr the DA2 is a bunch of assholes up to and including Hawke depending on personality #with the exception of maybe Merrill but tbh a rivaled Merrill can be pretty rude #whereas a rivaled Sebastian is like. the same as a friend Sebastian #unless I’m misremembering stuff #anyway tagging this as #anti anders #anders critical #just to be safe #da fandom is exhausting I’m just gonna stuck to my five friends thank you

[s0lam33y]

Me drafting this next chapter of the Teach Me series

(Don’t say I didn’t warn you ✊🏽)

#y’all really think shuri and yn are safe? #what makes YOU think you won’t be the next Riri #I’m yapping rn #I’m contemplating being nice rn #like do I want fluff or drama? #teach me ss series #shuri udaku x reader #Should I have Riri stand on business? #bc I personally wouldn’t be #I’m tryna see how I can have shuri play in YNS face lowkey #don’t say I ain’t warn y’a

[bitchin-tubs]

Gonna get too personal here but grief is crazy. At the begging of the year I had a pretty big loss and I was so depressed about it I picked up Rick and Morty again (I had previously left it because I thought it was stupid) and I vividly remember coping by having a crush on Jerry & Rick and sexualizing those old men though hell and back

^me at my lowest

#not to be nasty but probably the safest drawing I can share of that time #don’t smile becuase it over - cry because it’s still on #if y’all couldn’t tell I am still on that old men high #now that I’m back on my highest am still sexualizing old men #I see u Walter white u ain’t safe from me

[cybersoldier82]

Ok dsmp/mcyt voreblr riddle me this:

WHY AINT THERE SHIT FOR PRED MUMZA???

Or just anything for her in general like I’m over here scrolling for hours and nothing, you’d think there’d be smth but nah there ain’t shit. I wanna read smth with her as a pred but there ain’t shit and I don’t know enough abt her or the smp as a whole to write smth myself this is pain :(

#mcyt g/t vore #gt mcyt #dsmp g/t #dsmp vore #fandom vore rant #fandom vore? #soft vore #safe vore #female pred #female giant #it saddens me that there ain’t shit tbh/lh #you’d think there would be but nah #also Philza is a switch and you can’t convince me otherwise lol #off topic Ik but still #get on it plz I beg of y’all #Spartans Log

[osakunt]

I don’t mind being the bad person in things but shit like this is stupid. I am not about to be depicted as the bad person just cause some little fan thinks I copied some writers shit. As I’ve said. I don’t need anyone to come up with ideas. My mind is full of them.

It’s because of shit like this that I haven’t been giving anyone content. TRULY feels like mfs are ungrateful as shit. Y’all don’t owe me anything nor do I owe y’all - but damn have some decency.

#[🐲] yess talks #fucking stupid ass mfs. #imma take down all those shit ass books down to prove hat mfs ain’t shit. #i ain’t shit either but that ain’t the point #pouring my heart and time into writing for mfs to come and say I’m copying 🤦🏻‍♀️ #man suck my dick. #straight up #fuck ass pussys #then people ask why people stop writing. #the community wants to be toxic about shit. #🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #tired of mfs #patience finally running low #y’all stay safe tho

[themasterpupil]

I get arrested and they drop a new act 😒

#great #how many stops act #i ain’t even gettin paid off this shit #it can’t make the city less safe if the safe ain’t never safe anyfuckingway #y’all don’t want reform #y’all want control

[ziracona]

Adachi when Nanako got kidnapped

#r’s p4 run #he’s never been so safe #persona 4 #persona 4 spoilers #honestly now I don’t even want to kill him ge let me out I’m at Scooter ‘haha y’all may be thieves and murderers but ya ain’t tried to #murder me!’ rn with him

[multifariousqueer]

can you write miles 42 having readers bank account, card ALL that on his phone and gets mad if she purchases shi with money he didint give her. its really crazy but its miles 42....what do you expect??? hehe

Sure love!!!

A/n: y’all I love you so much but I need you guys to start requesting regular miles fanfic pls. Although 42 miles owns my 🩷

It was just a simple necklace. It was the Vivienne Westwood necklace that you saw everyone around you wearing and wanted so badly. You knew Miles would get it for you in a heartbeat but a part of you wanted to get it for yourself. It had been a long, stressful semester but you struggled through it all and got to a point where ou were passing with A’s and B’s. Coincidentally, you had gotten a job at Starbucks after months of applying and you had about $1000 saved up of your own money that you were waiting to spend on something special. That was, until that “something special” came along in the form of Miles.

You never knew what he did but you knew he was making 8x your salary in a month. It seemed like anything you wanted, you got when you were with Miles; shoes, clothes, books, makeup any and everything you wanted, it was yours in a matter of days. It’s worth mentioning that Miles is extremely overprotective and wants to know everything about what you’re doing and buying because he loves you and cares about your habits.

Even on Miles’s birthday when you dipped into your savings to get him the latest Jordan’s, he was furious that you had to use your own money:

“Damn Ma, these are valid. How much were they?”

“Oh don’t worry about it” you said

“I said, how much were they.” His eyes narrowing in on you because he knew how much they were because he was gonna buy them 2 weeks ago but decided not to.

“$500. I’ve been saving for them for you, baby. It’s all good” you tried to assure him

“Aight. thank you.” He said, pulling you close to him, the scent of the Dior Sauvage cologne you also bought him, filling your nostrils

But deep down you knew he was pissed off and mad that you spent your own money, so after a long talk about how he should be able to keep tabs on you and keep you safe, you gave him your Apple Pay and banking info for emergencies only but of course it’s Miles and being the overprotective boyfriend he is, he checks it everyday for any “extravagant purchases” made by you or someone else.

Of course he isn’t crazy, he set a $25 limit for you before he steps in and asks what’s up. Once, you were at a mall with your friend and found the cutest shirt at Urban Outfitters and decided to buy it. The price tag read $50 but you went ahead and got it; the same happened at Bath and Body Works and Tilly’s and as you made your way to the bathroom, you got a text from Miles:

Miles: did someone take your card?

You: no why??

Miles: why’d you spend $150 in an hour??

You: I’m at the mall

Miles: so? I pay for your shit

You: dawg it’s $150. It’s not that deep 💀

Miles: I ain’t yo “dawg” and yes it is when Yk I buy you shit

You: you aren’t my sugar daddy

Miles: I basically am atp. I’m sending you $1000, buy something cute

You contemplated leaving him on seen but you remembered how he hates that so you replied:

You: Okay

You had saved up enough to get the necklace and when you got it, you were ecstatic. You thought about all of the possible outfit combos and how good it will look against your brown skin but your thoughts were interrupted by a certain someone:

Miles: what’d I tell you, Mami?

You: ?

Miles: don’t play dumb, yk I would’ve bought you that necklace in a heartbeat but instead you wanted to be miss independent and buy it yourself. I guess since you’re so independent, I’ll stop sending you that $1000 every week. How about that?

You: ok

Miles: ?

You: we can discuss this when I get home

Miles: K

You: k

It was a long ride home but eventually you accepted that Miles was gonna rip your head off and there wasn’t anything you could do about it.

When you got home, he had three of the necklaces, two huge teddy bears, a bouquet of your favorite flowers and the newest pair of Jordan’s waiting for you:

“What’s all this?” You smiled and asked

“I told you I’ll pay for your shit, y/n” miles said, with a small smirk on his face

#mcu fanfiction #miles morales x y/n #miles x reader #miles morales #miles morales fanfiction #miles morales x reader #miles morales headcannons #miles!spiderman #miles!prowler #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider verse #Spider-Man #the prowler #earth 42 #earth42!miles #marvel #marry me #i love him #for you

[apocalypse-shuffle]

MICHAEL MYERS | THE SHAPE (any iteration | any canon timeline idc)

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Sex w/ Michael Myers (Michael Myers x Fem!Reader)

Headcanons

NSFW, 18+, minors dni, shoddy communication (because Michael), mild dubious consent

Pic Source: Rob Zombie’s Halloween, Halloween II, & Halloween Kills(?)

Michael ain’t easy when it comes to letting you know he’s horny.

Let’s say you’re at your computer desk working when he’s suddenly behind you.

He’s all up on you in seconds, lifting you up, taking your place in the chair, and putting you on his lap.

His rough hands find your breasts shortly after. Michael doesn’t speak as he touches you but with him so close you can hear the small groans that crawl up his throat.

You arch your back against him as he tweaks your nipples. Rubbing the dark nubs between his thumb and forefinger incessantly.

Moaning, you throw your head back on his shoulder to pant out: “What has gotten into you?”

He doesn’t react much to the question, only getting just that much louder groaning in your ear as he starts to rut up against your ass.

No sooner is he rubbing his length against your core through the layers of fabric between y’all and you’re left moaning and wondering when he’ll get impatient (because now you’re turned on too and you’re getting impatient) when he hoists you over his shoulder to reposition you.

Michael isn’t a cock warming type of man but once he gets you on the nearest flat surface he’s stuffing his semi erect dick into you with zero hesitation.

He squeezes your thigh and grunts at you to get a move on until you start milking him to full hardness.

After that it’s all Michael for the next while until he gets off, you cuming when he’s trying to nut is not the goal but if you happen to then that’s nice (initially at least).

Mainly Michael deals with himself first before coming back to finish you off after. He will breed you - every time - if you do not dissuade him from the action.

Regardless of where Michael’s cum, once he’s taken care of himself is when whether or not you came while he was getting off will come into play. If you didn’t then you’ll be well taken care of by relentless, nicely overwhelming precision. If you did, on the other hand, then prepare to be thoroughly punished because Michael is going to give you special attention whether you still want it now or not.

This man will (and revels in it tbh) overstimulate you to tears. You wanted to come so bad well then here you go, he doesn’t care if you're jerking around and sobbing he’s more than strong enough to restrain you.

Any form of aftercare depends on the version of Michael. RZ!Michael is definitely going to try, and with some direction from you he’ll be amazing at it. He wants that softer, less frenzied connection with you after the fact, and aftercare soothes and reassures you as well as him. OG!Michael and Old Man Myers (or Peepaw, as the ladies call him) on the other hand I firmly believe won’t care for aftercare all that much; at most you’ll get some base level rearranging done so that you're on a more comfortable surface and whatever supplies you might need will be easy to find and that’s it.

In general; if you're not in the mood (or are alternatively never in the mood) Michael is more or less easily dissuaded. You kind of have to start the pattern of sex for it to be something he goes looking for from you in the first place. If he can’t let out his sexual frustrations with you though then he has plenty of other fleshy and easily stab-able ways to let that frustration out.

Michael also regularly goes dormant - usually of his own accord - and has periods where he doesn’t kill so it’s pretty safe to assume that the same goes for his sex drive. When he’s in the mood to fuck is harder to track, and more spontaneous, than when he’s about to gear up to unleash his bloodthirst on the world though.

On another note let’s say you’re the one in the mood but Michael’s pretty firmly not. Likely it’s because he’s obsessing over a target for whatever reason. During times like these though, when his stalking and slashing are in high demand, you’ll barely even catch sight of him until he’s satisfied regardless.

NOTES: Hope you enjoyed!

I won’t say this was my best work, but I can only fuck around with a post for so long and I think a year was more than long enough for this to be ruminating in my drafts.

btw: if you’d like to leave a comment I’d very much appreciate it! this is a sideblog tho so I won’t respond.

#michael myers #the shape #black!reader #black y/n #michael myers x black!reader #an apocalypse-shuffle halloween special #slasher x black!reader #the shape of haddonfield #michael myers imagine #john carpenter’s halloween #michael myers x reader #slashers x black!reader #slasher x reader #michael myers smut #slasher smut #slasher imagines #slasher fucker #michael myers headcanons #18+