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the-overgrown-states · 1 month

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Texas Agere Headcanons

Featuring Alabama as Caretaker

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Very fussy baby

throws tantrums a lot

Definition of impure age regression

note * impure age regression is an unhappy, fussy, tantrum, crying form of regression. it is NOT a sexual form of age regression

Regresses to anywhere between 3 and 9

His most common ages are 4 and 7

He mostly regresses to cope with stress and his trauma that he refuses to acknowledge

While people like California are public about their regression and will go out/be in the statehouse

Texas is very private about his regression

Like. Will not regress in public, around most states, in the statehouse, etc

Only regresses at his farm

The list of people who he willingly told: no one

The list of people who found out by accident: Alabama, California, New York, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina

The list of people who were told because they needed to know in that situation: Alaska, DC, Gov, CDC, South Carolina, Rhode Island

Austin knows because Austin used to be his only caretaker

But being in his head he wasn’t able to do much

Alabama is his current caretaker

Austin enjoys just watching him being taken care of now

Austin always has Texas do SOMETHING for Alabama after, whether it be make him food, buy him stuff, whatever

Gov and DC know because Alabama was forced to reschedule a meeting for Texas and couldn’t use the “he’s sick” excuse so he told the truth

CDC found out with all the baby toys and objects around the house from a routine visit - he was under the impression Texas was having a baby of some sort, but Texas ended up confessing

The south was at a party and Alabama noticed Texas getting frustrated and slipping - when they went to leave South Carolina stopped them and started harassing them about why they were leaving early

Texas almost threw something at him - Alabama was forced to explain

Texas called Rhode Island a child, tried to make playdates, etc - Rhode was very confused beca it wasn’t an insult to him. Due to members of the northeast regressing, he ended up puttjng the pieces together

Texas loves Paw Patrol and superhero shows

Also loves farm shows and animal shows

Get’s upset when someone doesn’t know Sesame Street

LOVES Word World

Loves trail mix

he eats everything except the raisins

refuses to eat them

regressed him hates raisins, big him likes them

Wears cowboy pajamas to bed when he’s 5-9

When he’s 3-4, he wears a cow onesie or a cowboy onesie

has a cowboy pacifier too

loves it

often has to have other taken away and switched for a stim chew

has destroyed multiple pacifier’s by chewing on them

then throws a fit theyre broken

whenever Alabama wipes his face with a wet wipe, he tries to eat it

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goldengay49 · 8 months

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I asked ai to make welcome to the table characters

Skin, eyes, hair

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt fanfic #wttt headcanons #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt alabama #wttt fanart #wtttsh #wttt gov #wttt utah #wttsh #wttt alaska #wttt massachusetts

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chaoticarson16 · 3 months

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I finally drew Alabama! I didn’t know what to draw so I’m just going through the list alphabetically lol if I already drew that state then I’m gonna skip them

I mentioned it previously but I headcanon Mississippi likes to fix their jeans and he has to fix Alabama’s quite a bit lol

@northduhcodeuh I know you like Alabama so here lmao

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt alabama #wttsh alabama #wttt fanart #wttsh fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh headcanons #how tf do you tag

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beatlesmanic · 1 month

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hello :D do you have any ohio hcs for me? he's my boy

(/nf)

I do have some! I need to look into Ohio more so I can fully flesh some of these out. I love when he pops up and would love to hear your thoughts on him

(more under cut ^_^)

Appearance hcs

He's got short shaggy brown hair that he never lets grow past his shoulders

Hes pretty tan with a scatter of freckles along his skin. Especially on their arms and face.

Hazel eyes, brown and green to be specific

They have a gap tooth

They're around 5'5 but claim to be 5'8.

His rivalry with Michigan dates back to when the two first became states. Although they will get along when Michigan drags the Midwest on fishing trips

Relationship hcs

He's rather close with Missouri! They've been friends for a good while. They mainly "torment" the rest of the Midwest with harmless pranks. Some not so harmless though

He cannot get along with Alabama to save the life of them. They always end up bickering about useless shit. Somewhat like him and Michigan but not as bad

He had a harmless crush on Florida for a while. It was more so admiration though. They're both pretty chaotic so I feel like the "puppy dog crush" definitely could have happened!

They have a brotherly relationship with Idaho

Misc hcs

He uses he/they pronouns. He doesn't mind she/her but it's not preferred

He has a pet cat that he named Buck. The cat is a orange tabby

He doesn't label his sexuality but definitely likes men and women

They absolutely hate the taste of tuna. He will NOT eat that shit

He owns a whole collection of hats that he cycles through every week.

He can't swim that well

This ended up being longer than I thought

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt headcanons #wttsh headcanons #wttt ohio #wttsh ohio #wttt missouri #wttt michigan #wttt florida #wttt idaho #wttt alabama

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bythenarrative · 1 month

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ASK ME FOR WTTT HCS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED TO YAP !!! ANYONE ANY SHIP BRO PLS 🙏🙏🙏

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asleepygeorgian · 1 year

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'Bama x Geo x 'Sippi headcanons + incorrect quotes

HEADCANONS (seperate as well):

They all love to cuddle

Instead of putting their names together to make a ship name (because it is impossible) I declare this ship to be called the Dirty South Trio

'Bama spoils both of his boyfriends

Georgia and Alabama are the same height, Mississippi is shorter than both of them

They all love animals, especially Geo. He will willingly pick up a cat off the side of the road, not caring that it will scratch or fight him.

'Bama stay flirtin

Geo has a dadbod but of course includes his GA peach if u know what I mean 😏

Georgia is a film nerd and always choose the best movies for them to watch

Geo and Sippi callin Bama, Al, just to tease him lol

What if I told ya'll Geo got dat dawg in him. Like I imagine only in rare times he will dress like he is in ATL. Bro prob got a whole rap, hip-hop, and RnB album

Sippi is autistic

Geo is autistic and narcoleptic

Bama has DID (Basically Auburn will pop up during college football season)

Speaking of college football season, they fr just be gloating a stuff like that. Last year, Alabama was pissed off lol.

Geo is a squishy boi

I imagine Sippi is squishy but not as squishy as Geo

Sippi will get overwhelmed by loud noises, bright lights and sometimes crowded spaces or too many people, so when they go to a big city he will get overstimulated

Geo is used to big cities cuz of ATL, so he doesn't get overstimulated from stuff like that as much but sometimes he will. He is mostly overstimulated with texture, strong smells, crowded spaces, also when too many things is going on at once

Their dates include: any southern ahh places ya'll can think off

Georgia will mumble/babble in his sleep, sometimes you can even hear him saying stuff like, "Go Braves," or "Go Dawgs"

Alabama snores, and he is L O U D

Sippi has to kick Alabama in his sleep so he can stop snoring, he is always woke up by Alabama's snoring

Georgia is a deep sleeper

Alabama is heavy sleeper

Mississippi is like a medium sleeper? He will sleep pretty well but then certain noises (Like 'Bama snoring) will wake him up

(NFSW)

Bama is top

Geo and Sippi r bottoms

Bama and Sippi don't moan, Bama just grunts and groans, Sippi just makes small noises

Geo moans but they are pretty soft

They mostly do sleepy sex since someone * C O U G H * is always sleepy

They would keep their socks on

INCORRECT QUOTES:

Mississippi: So, what is Alabama to ya? Georgia: The reason I wake up every mornin'. Mississippi: ...That’s adorable. Alabama earlier that morning, barging into Georgia′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Alabama, at Georgia: Would you like to stay for dinner? Mississippi, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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Alabama: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car? Mississippi: Well we were drivin' and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Georgia, deer!" Alabama: ...And what did Georgia do? Mississippi: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

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Mississippi: sapnu puaS. Georgia: What?? Alabama: What language is that. Mississippi: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *Mississippi was removed from the groupchat*

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Mississippi: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Georgia: Well it’s actually a class, but it’s full right now. Georgia: Would you like me to tutor ya? Alabama: That was smooth.

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Mississippi: Well, remember when Alabama made a romantic dinner for us? Georgia: Mississippi, he microwaved us a pizza.

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Mississippi: Hi. Georgia: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell 'em? Mississippi: I did. Georgia: And what did he say? Mississippi: “Thank ya.” Georgia: You’re welcome. What’d he say? Mississippi: He said, “Thank ya.” I said “I love you” and Alabama said, “Thank ya.”

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Mississippi, bursting into the room: We are havin' sex! Georgia, not looking up from his book: Really? Alabama, why didn’t ya tell me? I would have put my book down. Alabama: R-Roll Tide?

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Alabama: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Mississippi, blushing: Okay. Georgia: It's fuckin' summer.

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt georgia #wttt mississippi #wttt alabama #wttt Dirty South Trio #wttt headcanons #wttt incorrect quotes

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lasseizlesbontempsrouler · 2 years

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alabama headcanons

statehouse token straight

or so he says

no one thinks he's token btw

and jury's out on straight

upset about the... alabama reputation

lynyrd skynyrd enjoyer

florida makes fun of the fact that they're from jax

alabama makes fun of the fact that they made a song called.. sweet home alabama

florida asks him how his cousins are doing

alabama gets upset

genuinely listens to cardi b, doja cat, and the like

him and florida both have wap as the others ringtones

why is florida in so many of these

big on christmas

like really likes christmas

makes everyone decorate

ugly christmas sweaters and shit

upset that louisiana gets the whole 'mardi gras' thing even though alabama brought that shit up

he wrestled bears a lot in the 90's. but unlike the usual, they were not muzzled and still had claws

okay man has a lot of scars and shit

really into space, never talks about it though

@kacper-the-ghostie

#alabama #wttsh #wttt #ben brainard #alabama wttt #alabama wttsh #alabama ben brainard #wttsh headcanons

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custarcake · 2 years

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I don't know why, but I just kinda,,,, assign a hobby to the states. Like South Carolina being a passionate gardener (bro being a plant dad <3), and Kentucky knitting.

Hear me out… Alabama has a scrapbook. It's just something he does in his spare time, while he's thinking about home and can't get his mind off of it.

So, on either late, dark nights or afternoons with fading orange skies and lingering memories, he gets out his trusty, well-worn book and his ink pens and his pictures and his scissors (the ones with the sharpest blades, the one that could cut through skin like paper, if he wanted) and everything else he can find that might just work.

It's almost like a project more than it is a simple pastime. A project without an end goal, without even possible meaning he can find. It's calming and time-consuming and takes his thoughts off anything he doesn't want to think - and that's all it is.

It's fun. It's simple. And he just ran out of glue.

He keeps his scrapbooks at the very top of his shelf, underneath various tabloids and random magazines he decided were worth another read, making sure it was as safe as it could possibly be.

Virginia sometimes helps him. While he'd never sit down and fiddle with themed stickers or anything like that, he'd watch him work and then he'd ask, "is there any more supplies you'd need?"

Even when Alabama shook his head, his reading glasses falling to the tip of his nose as he did so, Virginia would always bring back something - whether it'd be double-sided tape or a page in a book that would go really nicely with the theme he chose for that day's page, it was always something.

("Thanks," he would say, voice just above a mutter. It wasn't that he was ungrateful, no, he felt very appreciative at his… friend's generosity.

It was just-

He was focused. That was all.)

Alabama could never understand why Virginia did these things, but he did and that was it.

For as long as he wanted it to be, it was just him and his scrapbook, and that was more than okay.

#ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse Alabama #headcanon #i just think its nice

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milokissa707 · 2 years

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Ok if were going off the idea the that all the states look different, not all look like each other or look like each other with slight variations (not counting outfits), can I suggest that we make Alabama have a mullet. On a similar note, can we just make Alabama look like Billy hargrove for Stranger Things. You know maybe a few alterations, but generally blonde-brown curly hair, a mustache, and a mullet.

Like tell me Alabama doesn’t look something like this

Or this

Anyways, in this, Ted talk, I will

#wttt #wttsh #wttt alabama #wttt headcanons #can I also suggest that we make Texas look like McCree #like from overwach #like take away the mechanical arm but keep the whole rest #i’m still on the fence about this idea I’ve seen other like either characters or just general art but I feel like it fit him #also also can we give Louisiana Lafayette’s hair? I absolutely love the idea that he has curly curly hair #Lafayette from Hamilton to be specific #not like the actual person

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not-the-apple-pie-please · 1 year

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I posted 1,371 times in 2022

That's 1,356 more posts than 2021!

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I tagged 1,327 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

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#5

So wttt fandom, what do we think about Texas's hat situation?

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#4

Random headcanons for every state

Alabama: has a secret collection of Cardi B, Lizzo, and Cupcakke albums. They will likely never see the light of day but Alabama likes them so eh.

Alaska: has a giant dog who he named Tiny because he thought it was funny. Cannot cook.

Arizona: collects license plates, sometimes straight off the vehicle it belonged to. Also collects pieces of petrified wood

Arkansas: the only personality trait of this man is wingman and that means that he will stand in the crowd and do nothing when you get beat up. Likes guns, dogs, and women. Very boring. 3/10

California: Super photogenic but cannot ever sleep, super lonely (duh) and is a vtuber

Colorado: makes fun of Utah for not being able to handle spice, is lactose intolerant and also allergic to gluten

Connecticut: got kicked out of his house once due to noise complaints and just started living on a yacht about 30 feet offshore in protest.

Delaware: has never been in a plane and is a sentimental old man who definitely has an old record collection

Florida: we already know too much about him, he's an open book.

Georgia: Once Florida thought it would be funny if he replaced his coffee with an energy drink to see what would happen, by brewing his coffee with straight red Bull. I'll let you guess how that ended.

Hawai'i: has never ever ever ever been to DC, but regularly wins the cruise lotteries and burns them out of spite.

Idaho: everything he eats has potatoes in it, everything. He once bought some fake beef because it was supposedly made out of potatoes. He has since stopped his only potato diet and now eats chicken every once in a while.

Illinois: has an obsession with Legos, and has definitely built a model of every house he's ever lived in.

Indiana: owns a fridge just entirely full of ranch. And soy milk. No one opens it.

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#3

has this been done before? i get the vibes from the two of them.

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#2

The States go stargazing

Florida: And that one's Uma Thurman, right?

California, being held down: that's Ursa maJOR-

121 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Anyone remember when we said that 2020 would be a whole chapter in the history books?

We gotta have a whole ass book for 2022.

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goldengay49 · 3 months

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Alabama -Thicket Clearer

#wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #wttsh #wttt alabama #wttsh alabama

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beatlesmanic · 1 month

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I head cannon that Louisiana and Alabama (or Louisiana and Mississippi) are really good friends but they have the friendship where they insult eachother were to outlookers it can either be funny but sometimes it can be shocking but they are close enough for them both to find it humorous

I can see this SO well! I personally see the dynamic better with Louisiana and Alabama though 🤷

I can see some of the other states, maybe even Gov watching me "argue" but it's really just a silly joke for them. The others would find it either annoying or concerned, depending on who is watching really! It's a huge bit for Louisiana and Alabama to just "argue" joke fully

I'm unsure if anyone has seen that tiktok trend of friends acting like a toxic couple in IKEA to the song We Cry Together by Kendrick Lamar; but I can 1000% Loui n Alabama doing that

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt headcanons #wttt louisiana #wttt alabama

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