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im yrour biggest fan!

yes, yes you are :3

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What states do you think have a large collection of rings and/or jewelry??

oh louisiana most def

mans got so much jewelry

mostly rings

nevada!!

everything tbh

ny bc he has a stash of just accessories

california? but he fr has mostly bracelets tbh

texas has a bunch of "wwjd" bracelets

new mexico

minnesota

virginia

west virginia

ARKANSAS

HE MAKES SO MUCH JEWWLRY

HE'S A JEWELER

spelling 1000

north carolina

oklahoma (ark makes him shit)

montana

indiana has rings

vermont

maryland

maine

hawai'i

alaska

#wttsh #wttt #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #ben brainard

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Don't know if you already did it, but what kind of pet for the states? (Like alaska = husky, etc.)

alaska has 3 huskies yes

new jersey has 2 dobies! (dev + hock - > short for devil + hockey)

florida and louisiana have gators and fish and snakes and lizards

louisiana himself has a black cat named tarot

minnesota has a golden colored labrador retriever named berry, and a hedgehog named muffin

arkansas has an australian shepard dog named razor (he takes razor camping! camping buddy!) (oklahoma calls him barkansas)

oregon has a brown cat with a teal collar named perry

california has a goldfish named frannie

wyoming has way too many pets holy shit (most notably a fucking cougar? that loves him? her name is cynthia. he has ferrets named jack + sally)

west virginia has 6 bulldogs that he raised all alone (names are > ellis, jefferson, lincoln, lana, ginny jr., and charlie > short for charleston)

texas has 2 beagles, ferris and star

new york has rats. they wander around his room and don't get lost (splinter, cheddar, pudding and bowie)

alabama has a hedgehog named missy

arizona has a bunny named azalea, a bearded dragon named poptart, and a tarantula named blackbeard

colorado has a ferret named cobra

illinois has 2 boas (pain + panic, both female)

indiana has two ferrets named soda + racetrack

maine has two cats and a dog (a ginger tabby named garfield, a russian blue named poseidon, and a great dane named moxie)

kentucky has 5 horses and a sheepdog (coal, oreo, midnight, angel, dottie, and mendel)

mississippi has 2 hamsters (magnolia and peanut)

georgia has two goldfish named peach and pecan

nevada has a blue and black beta named spade

new mexico doesn't have 'pets,' just animals that flock to him

rhode island has a barbet named francis drake

there's a few more i'll say later

#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt #wttsh #ben brainard

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Those eyes, damn those eyes / They get me every time / Those eyes, in those eyes / I can do no crime / When I dance like I don’t care / You call me Fred Astaire (”Fred Astaire”- Jukebox the Ghost) 

Clearly I’m on a Chaos Duo kick this week. In the WTTT episode “Double Hurricane Party” Flo and Louie list off all the dances they can do, and offer to teach each other. So this is canon, I swear. 

Shoutout to @halyconlauren who has some super cute headcanons about them and dancing. 

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hansn't

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

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If you haven't already, Oregon x Washington?

Pls thanks :)

they're married

like genuinely

marriage

they just? didn't tell gov

gov: oh hey oregon what's that?

oregon twiddling with band: wedding ring.

gov: when did you get married?

oregon: i've been married to washington for almost 34 years.

washington calls him oregano

oregon calls him washing machine

they're stupid idiots

they live together

have a house just outside of the statehouse lmao

oregon vs all the flashlights in their house

oregon vs photos of bigfoot pinned to the walls

oregon vs the corkboard with red yarn and thumb tacks

washington might have a bit of an obsession

it's fine he's cute

hi they sit and watch for animals on the beach together

oregon has a little notebook he writes his findings in

they drink wine on the beach okay

oregon vs v-day birthday

washington gives him those stupid cliche chocolate heart things

oregon honestly loves it

washington has plants all over their house

he is a crazy plant lady

they have a 1 story house btw

3 bed 2 bath

they're

kjbhuvgy

gnawing on them

staring at the fact that suicide is legal in oregon

do with that what you will

(giggles before he realized states just. couldn't die he was all for. i want to die when i'm ready at my own pace i want to control when i die because spontaneous death scares him)

oregon just

walks around the house damn near naked

just

oh there's oreWHERE ARE HIS CLOTHES

washington in the corner giggling

staring at tillamook factories with heart eyes

that's in oregon

they watch shitty movies with wine and ice cream

i love them

"hey oreo what are we watching tonight"

"idk. let me flip a coin"

oregon cannot decide on shit

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #washington wttsh #washington wttt #oregon wttt #oregon wttsh

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Would you do some head cannons for north carolina?

i have some here !

smart man

way smarter than he leads people to believe

wears glasses

those small rectangle glasses that grandpa's wear

only when reading or sketching shit up

his room is floor to ceiling textbooks

on language, textile engineering, architecture, psychology

you name it

nc has a textbook for it

he's really thankful for georgia

my dude is always looking out for sc

and while sc won't listen to nc

he'll sure as hell heed georgia's warnings

nc generally does get along well with most other states!

he carries around a measuring tape

just in his pocket

holds nc he's so :(

tries his best to be a good brother and sc just ":/ stfu nc no one cares"

and :(

he likes strawberry milk pass it on

pottery

he do pottery

everyone has vases and shit from him

your birthday is coming up? nc making clay shit for you

little potter man i love him

very much likes the beach!

the less people,, the better the experience

enjoys sitting in the sand with music on quietly

some snacks

just watching the waves and sunset

he <3

#north carolina wttsh #north carolina wttt #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard

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clears my throat

hi tumblr

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Angry Loui <3

Thank ya @the-phoenix-heart for the eye headcannon

#eats him #nom #nom nom #giggle he's so perfect #i love loui sm #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #louisiana wttsh #louisiana wttt #wttt louisiana #ben brainard #ben brainard louisiana

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Can I have some Oklahoma HCs in honor of his statehood day that is today November 16th please? Thank you and roll tide

here !!

he's a dude who camps

with his dude his bro

and they were tentmates <3

anyways the door locking thing has got him in trouble and

caught doing

things

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im so sorry i literally never shut up

humbly back again to humbly request some humble

Squishisippi

hcs

like just him <3 bein a squishy lil guy

maybe with a Smidge of his beloved chunky husband Bama

your honour they are all I think about

SOBS IM SO SORRY FOR SENDING SO MANY ASKS

NO I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T STOP SENDING THEM <3 DUDE YOUR ASKS ARE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY DON'T STOP

giggles he's just a guy with his husband <3

squishy guy

he's kind of upset about being squishy, but he can't bring himself to doing anything about it

which makes him feel worse

he totally doesn't shove that onto characters in his stories what

him? reflecting his self - image issues into his writing? nah that's his evil twin misterdrinki

he's a guy with glasses who needs a bigger pants size and he feel like shit

he's staring at his not as squishy beloved alabama and he just :(

"alabama shouldn't love someone who looks like me he deserves better"

alabama who is like. staring at this little nerdy ass man. who he loves with all of his heart

squishissippi fr fr

california said shit and

before he literally blocked cali irl

he kind of hid in his room for a few days

like

not even alabama was allowed in like

mississippi fr deactivated his account irl

then like. the entire south beat the shit out of california <3

mississippi and his ragtag gang of gay bbq dads

they all call him hot whenever they see him

this man needs love

and the mostly squishy south gives it to him

the south giving him hugs and then shoving a plate of bbq at him

"mississippi you still gotta eat"

south giving him beer and food

sippi pls eat bbg

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #wttt #ben brainard #mississippi wttt #mississippi wttsh

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California and Florida (together)

here

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #ben brainard

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humbly-

*sobs*

humbly requesting some

Squishy

state hcs

icon you know I'm humbly extremely feral for these istg barking crying screaming insane feral

they deserve some love

bites you affectionately<3

GIGGLING okay <3

SQUISHY LOUISIANA I WILL FUCKING DIE ON THIS HILL

he's like. really self conscious about it. don't bring it up please

ARKANSAS squishy arkansas holding him he's like a PILLOW i love

he used to be upset about it, but he gained confidence! now he's a short squishy guy who goes camping i love him

kind of squishy oklahoma and his squishy boyfriend holding hands and going on walks in the wood

oklahoma eats healthy he just has squish

holding mississippi like a trophy

i love him he's just a guy <3 giggles thank god for mississippi or i wouldn't have a boy to <3 kissing his forehead tucking him in bed

alabama is like. not squishy squishy but he's like slightly overweight to the point where california said something

pointing at sleeping georgia on a couch he's just a squishy dude <3

north dakota my favorite squishy n state! him! he! [staring at his built like a twink/a tall 6th grader brother]

south carolina bbq bbg

squishy guy i'm pinching his cheeks like a grandma

minnesota!! he's like a marshmallow i love him

he's just a <3 a man! i love he

he's fine with it! doesn't care, confident even! until someone says shit to him and he's just "oh.. maybe you're right" and [giggles jumps in the air fucking slaps california in the face with a metal bat]

michigan :] giggles he's some guy and i love him for it <3

utah.

wisconsin squishy man kissing the top of his head

squishy pennsylvania chewing him like a dog toy

this man is chunky and fucking proud of it <3

i love him

realizing these are mostly southern + midwest

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #ben brainard

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THIS

THIS

HOLYKBJWVUISAHJBKIVYHVUYIBAVHYIU

this is kind of like an AU sort of? idk keep reading if you want angst

Mentioned Child abuse

This is the first part :0 @lasseizlesbontempsrouler for the Texas angst :)

Keep reading

#EATING #THIS #THIS IS SO #HOLY SHIT #I'M #STRANGLING THE KIDS DAD RN #o no florida + louisiana w/ kids #JKBHIV #BITING YOU LIKE A VAMPIRE THIS IS AMAZING #AMAZING #OH MY GOD #NO LIKE HOLY SHIT