#wtf am i kidding tho?

[cinamun]

the amount of smut I have to edit on the regular is shameful

but I trust the process. can't wait until these infants make my game wholesome again...

#wtf am i kidding tho? #lmfaooooooo #i'm about to voluntarily use the mature label #because i'm a responsible adult #and i will not filter my writing #there's too many adults and young adults in this save

[puppyeared]

Xīn Yá and @crow-cap ‘s Little Sailor

#THEYRE SO EEPY TOGETHER I LOVE THEMMMMB #their interactions are Gold cause Sailor is always at Sea and Xín is a mountain recluse lol #it would be like shoving a dolphin and a turtle in the same room WHEEZE #any offhand comment one makes will have other go HUH??? YOURE JUST GONNA LEAVE THST THERE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABT??? #literally I am squeezing Sailor in my hand I want to learn more about this boy.. he INTRESTING 💪 #the knot that Sailor is tying is a good luck knot.. I skimmed thru the Wikipedia article so I can’t say much about it but it looks cool and #I should probably learn more about it cause I’m putting my Lolo’s blood to shame 😭😭 #I’m trying a different brush again but I don’t think I’m gonna stick with it. I like da texture tho #there was also an entire discussion about Xīn’s lower half being buoyant bc its made of wood and ended up with them upside down in water LOL #I LIKE DRAWING THEM TOGETHER.. CROW IF YOURE READINT THIS IM PROBABLY GONNA DO IT AGAIN #my art #myart #my oc #friend oc #lmk oc #lmk ocs #Xīn Yá #Little Sailor #crow-cap #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #doodles

[davidjrpalos]

flinching at people when I am literally not in danger is so embarrassing like can my brain resolve that one already

#that and clenching my jaw really hard like I am not 7 anymore does my body know this bc…. #it’s so bad like no one is going to turn the corner and punch you anymore david #it’s so annoying bc tho unlearning negative thought patterns was hard it was still easier than trying to stop physically reacting like I’m #a kid again wtf!!!! #it’s so embarassing like I hate it I feel so like …. socially weird when it happens

[towlerknows]

x

#i just remembered i dreamed that somehow #not the usual way #i got pregnant with Louis Tomlinson's child #I am FIFTY NINE YEARS OLD! #why would i dream that? #i don't want kids #don't want Louis #bless #love him tho #so wtf was that about?

[wlwgang]

TOM BLYTH WHITE BOY OF THE FUCKING YEAR

#bro. #Brooo. #I must be ovulating the way I am going feral over this man #the genvy feelings too like bro had me sitting there like am I straight or am I trans bc wtf #they butchered all the good bits from the beginning tho like I was literally sitting there like #he did not fucking say that #and like to leave out/ alter that first kiss she gave him like BROOOOO that establishes his whole arc and change of heart like that woman!!! #was the reason!!! #she slayed so so hard too her fucking VOICE #first act curls man I was like white boy of the year omg #buzz cut eta I was like this could be Ronan pynch if you squint #then realized he was not supposed to be that fucking tall #we didn’t get a training montage #we also didn’t get to go back to the seam #and the arena was so fucked up like my dude I was picturing like a fucking distopian mile high field or coors field like a football stadium #esp with the beams parts w lamina she was supposed to slay climbing #and REAPER bro his death wasn’t supposed to go that way #so much downtime and delvopmental scenes were cut and I get it like it’s a 450 page book but ough #of all the inaccuracies the kids thing pissed me off the most #or the shed gun scene #ALSO actually what made me mad too is the end like you can SOO tell they filmed that shit in or around Vancouver #bc it’s second growth pine forest with no undergrowth like bro that is not a fucking wilderness #and made the pursuit scene so much less exciting #he did have his full metal jacket moment tho good for him #AND the Sejanus storyline thry made it so heavyhanded #with the rebel colluding like he was so obvious #so much telling not showing #AND CLEMMIE #they fucked her OVER BRO SHE HAD NO LINES BASICALLY #and I wish they’d had Arachne killed by throat slitting that was so raw in the book

[dhmis-autism]

drawing stuff for valentimes and u all better enjoy it once i finish bc its the sappiest stuff ill ever draw ever

#then i will go back to not doing that kjahsjah #both bc like ive said before i have a way better grasp on yellow and ducks dynamic than red and ducks #<- they make no damn sense. compel me tho #and also bc makeing cutesy stuff with these guys feels a lot like the cutesy fanart of the NOPE movie that came out after it dropped #if that makes sense #idk. esp with fandom stuff theres a lot of room i feel to get like. caught up in other peoples interpretations of characters #and not often enough think about the actual source material #which is sad to me when its something like this that i love and think about SO much #so u all get ONE (1) for my fav bday month holiday and then thats it #then ill keep posting my fcking 6 page long comics that are just duck and yellow talking at 3 am jdkfhskjdsh #<- i have TWO OF THESE. ITS NUTS. #anyways i hope the dialouge in the stuff im making now sounds vaguely like anything red would say EVER bc i think hes the one #i struggle the most with #how would duck handle being gushy? i already know in my HEART can write that in my sleep #idk wtf is going on with red still not over him driving a car into a wall #hes so like. everyone thinks hes way more serious than the other two and he absolutely is not are you kidding. #hes JUST as looney tunes as the other two #its like. sometimes. after building and building. he'll decide to be serious. #one ep we need to get the fuck out of here we need to get the fuck out #NEXT EP AND IM ACTUALLY GLAD WHOEVER GAVE US THIS BORING NON ELECTRIC URN DIED!! #i cannot sort that boy out in my head he makes no sense to me #ANYWAYS I COULD TALK ALL DAY ABT THEM. GUESS THATS WHAT THIS BLOG IS FOR LOL BUT BYE

[charliethinks]

i feel old

#i really am not that old #i still feel old tho #wtf #there are some things that make me think about how much time passed since i’ve been a smal dumb kid #time isn’t real #there’s a mistake in one of the tags i hate my life

[zkretchy]

just like with other fictional characters I can put my oc’s into serious stories and such but only produce meme content or other silly things of them in actuality

So have them being dorks and a sketch saying such

#mentally titleing the first piece 'tfw your sibling stole all the height' #yes she is standing on her tippy toes as well #look at those cool kids #not even kids i am incapable of making characters under 18 anymore help #we are at the vague age of college times MAYBE #even i dont know okay send help idk what time is #art #zkretchy #ocs #doodles #wren #james #amaia #ansel #this mostly came from me actually deciding to make refs for this group (and another one i havent done a reference for yet) #to get their overall vibes and stuff as well together onto one canvas #and also i havent drawn in ages #the last piece i posted was almost a month ago! #like wtf!! #i HAVE done a lot of daydreaming tho #not all creativity was lost #i just spent time touching grass #literally #and also being with friends #insane i know #anyway enjoy this #not whatever is written in my notes app-wise #maybe some day i will be thrown back into fandom shenanigans #fanart wise

[pyreshe]

once again I am Thinking about livvys padawan verse and the fact that by the time she arrives at the temple when she's like 5ish, she has already straight up murdered someone.

#when her dad said 'no yall cant have my kid' and ran they sent a bounty hunter after him #the bounty hunter eventually kills vincent and livvy then kills the bounty hunter #jedi who were in the area find her shortly after that bc the force is going apeshit with her grief and fear and panic #and they just 'oh god wtf' bc its a Bad situation #but they just kinda soothe her and calm her and then bring her back so she can start learning how to manage #for like a solid 2ish years tho? she doesnt speak #the only time the other younglings ever hear her is when she wakes up screaming bc of the nightmares #kiddo is kind of the odd one out for a while. even with her peers. #i am holding her in my hands

[systemerrorbonnie]

* maybe im just remembering lore wrong but like. does a person Need to be dead to have a grimwalker made of them

#[salutations sir!.txt] #* not a genuine question im just rambling #* cuz like. it doesnt seem like it Needz to be the bone of a dead person in the recipe #* so. hypothetically. caleb and all the golden guardz/hunter couldve existed at the same time #* if philip just like. severed a limb and booked it instead of killing him #* imagine if philip still pretendz like he killed caleb afterwardz even tho caleb is still Very Much Alive #* caleb goez out on the market during belos'z cult building dayz and seez a blonde kid that lookz Suspiciously like him #* with a man that soundz Suspiciously like philip and u can Hear the cogz turning in his brain trying to figure wtf hez looking at #* thatd be one hell of an au. literally just: #* ''today i lost my dear brother caleb'' ''QUIT TELLIN EVERYONE IM DEAD'' ''sometimes i can still hear his voice'' #* is this coherent? am i making sense? who knowz honestly but these tagz r getting too long now #harland dont look

[annytheseal]

thwre has been something liek. wrong with my brain recently

#ive turned into a tiktok white girl ☹️ #im all like. aesthetic drinks and mental stability and colcored markers for my notes #i woked out both yesterday and today and am probably going to make it a thing. what is wrong with me #i started knitting?????????!?! I HAVE A SKINCARE ROUTINE. wtf #at least im still likw. a little unhinged. and gay . two important factors #but there's been umm an upset in the world i think. i need ro start talking abt block men more maybe that will fix me #im soooo excited for this mcc. GREEN!!!!!! im so excited genuinely i might break my streak of watching [redacted] every time #so i can watch foolish. like i think i might do it . or at least watch the first game or two #also i didn't pay attention to anyone else on that team besides foolish and tina so um. ill have to look at that again but !!!! #aurr its sapnap and michael okay !! yeah theyre cool but. likeee. foolish and tina. #i kid you not i SCREAMED. when i saw that team. likw im mentally ill but i think this shows my level of mental illness. im going to use thi #s to get me through finals season i think #i looove foolishs pregame streams dont get me wrong it's a tradition to watch them but likeeeee. likeeeeeeee. hes in mcc. im just so #!!!!!!!!!!! #ALSO. punz and gem. PUNZ AND GEM. im going to have to look at the reat of that team too but PUNZ. AND GEM. like im losing it im so excited #ahubble and cub!!!!!!! they rly went yeah we'll mix and match ! punz can go w them 👍 and i am SO glad they did i want more team mixing in #the future #SPEAKING OF MIXING AND MATCHING. oli and tommy and purpled and captain sparklez. 10/10 best team im sooo. like !!!! likeee!!!! #okay done mcc ranting. this is going to be the best mcc ever tho . and now that foolish is here i can root for him being on teams w certain #people and !!!!!!!!!!!!!! im soooo sosos o so so excited for this. like i wasnt expecting it honestly but this is so cool and great and i #gen cannot wait for it #like idk if im conveying my energy wnough but im soooo. im like vibrating waiting for this . okay. tahts it. idek how i got on this train #of thought but im just going to atop writing tags or ill be writing forever #o/

[astrxealis]

i shut up abt ffxiv for now hii good noon u all take care :3 <333

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #funny thing is whenever i ramble or talk irl. it's so alphinaud LMFAO!!!!! #actually unintentionally i do the 🤓☝️ irl. wnvr i talk and wna bring smth up or wtvr i put my finger up. my friends bully me for it 💔💔💔 #even my Dad calls me a nerd but wtf mate i got this from you... bro decided to make me and my twin into video games And music And literature #and he's the kinda guy who likes all music? so me and jodi got into that. but also w lit and games LMFAOOO #and the space-nerd in us... we literally have a space encyclopaedia we were obsessed w as kids bcs of our aunt on his side (i love her!) #and it's bcs of him we have books from mr richard feynman and mr carl sagan and Evolution and #does he. did he not expect us to fall in love w science and stem and so many interests when he made us grow up w bill nye and other shows #and everything and all that. to the point i asked my friends to get me the origin of species for my bday bcs they wanted to get me smth #and i kind of begged my parents to let me buy katie mack's book when i saw it in the store for the first (and since then Only) time #LMFAO. yeah. i love being a nerd. #it's silly tho bcs he's the reason we have philosophy books on the bookshelf which made me obsessed w the nicomachean ethics when he hasn't #even finished it (but why do we have 2 copies of it... that's so silly) and Wow. yeah #so now i love classics and fantasy and nonficton and science books and philosophy and etc #and music from classical to metal to pop to rock to the random in betweens and other languages #and the reason why i am so good w tech and love games sm. wow #sorry to yap abt my dad and Our interests and abt being a nerd LMFAO #been thinking abt this again bcs i asked my dad (again) who his fav in ff7 is. and also may the 4th Star Wars i love you #and my dad has the whole collection of star trek movies but somehow depsite growing up w it i Haven't gotten into star trek properly. #OH AND b4 he said aerith is his fav in ffvii :3 or barret. for diff reasons. YAY aerith he's just like me frfr #but yeah recently he said basically all of them bcs they all have their own characters and stories that are huzzah. man i love my dad #rambles over. i stop oversharing. but it's ok i overshare but barely anyone knows a thing abt me i am so mysterious ☝️🫵😎🆒👌

[brumbpo]

I got my flu shot and covid shot today one in each arm yeoooowch

#I am definitely late getting them but I’m glad I have them now #I’m going on a trip across the country to a big conference next week so anything I can do to keep from getting sick #damn my shoulders hurt tho wtf #I don’t remember shots hurting this much as a kid #seems like they’re so much worse as an adult lol

[singular-ghost-sound]

I just watched the five year old child of our neighbor do the Rasputin drop kick dance in a red Christmas church dress.

#shitpost #I am cackling wtf #text post #help #I’ve never actually ment this kid #and we’ve been neighbors since she was born #I pet her dog once tho

[norrizzandpia]

This Is About Oscar?! (OP81)

Summary: Y/n’s new song exposes a side of Oscar no one knew about.

Warnings: the whole thing is basically just about sex, language

y/nnn Surprise! 34+35 out tonight 💗

Comments:

oscarpiastri i think its pretty good

- y/nnn you only think that for one reason and we both know it

Liked by oscarpiastri

oscpastry guys… 34+35= 69……..

- mclarensgirly i fear we are getting the WHOLE story

- pieasstree YOU FEAR??? I WANNA KNOW

- mclarensgirly I MEAN ME TOO BUT HOW WILL WE LOOK BABY OSCAR IN THE EYE AFTER???

landonorris im scared oscar hasnt stopped smiling all day

- oscarpiastri what can i say? Its not everyday your girlfriend writes a song about you

- y/nnn babe youve heard the song im not sure you want to go broadcasting it that its abt you

- oscarpiastri are you kidding????? Of course i do

—

y/nnn 34+35 out now (oscar wanted me to make it known the song is about him 🤦🏼‍♀️)

Comments:

oscpastry THIS SONG??????? IS ABOUT?????? OSCAR PIASTRI?????? THE RACING DRIVER??????? FOR MCLAREN???

- mclarensgirly YEAH WTF ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING

- pieasstree “you drink it just like water, you say it taste like candy” WHO IS THIS MAN

oscarpiastri this is the best day of my life

- pastry81 i dont know who you even are anymore

- f1butmore-mclaren how did mclaren even sign off on this

- y/nnn its my music i choose what i release all that mattered was if oscar was comfortable (he was comfortable to a degree that was concerning)

- oscarpiastri real

landonorris most recent google search: “how to erase your memory and ability to hear and see” i can never look either of you in the eye anymore

- y/nnn I TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO IT

- landonorris I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY TEAMMATE THAT GRAPHICALLY

- y/nnn thats your own fault then

—

Twitter Thread

pieasstree youre gonna tell me 34 35 is abt this man.

- oscpastry “even though im wifey you can hit it like a side chick” is dick whipped the correct term for this???

- mclarensgirly plz never say dick whipped again but yeah i believe so

- pieasstree WE ARE MOVING AWAY FROM THE MAIN TOPIC OF CONVO. HOW IS THIS ABOUT HIM. IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

- oscarsmyfav i dont know what i was expecting from that song but “i know all your favorite spots, we can take it from the top, youre such a dream come true, make a bitch wanna hit snooze” WAS NOT IT.

- hisrookieseason “i dont wanna keep you up, but show me can you keep it up cause then ill have to keep it up” I HEARD THAT AND IT ALL MADE SENSE

- oscpastry YEAH LIKE NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY HES SO MELLOW ALL THE TIME ITS BC HES TIRED

- oscarpiastri never too tired tho

- pieasstree WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

- oscpastry AM I IN A DREAM THIS IS NOT THE OSCAR I KNOW???????

- y/nnn its the oscar i know…

- mclarensgirly WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

- oscpastry im so scared rn but also SO intrigued

- pieasstree its the way theyre probably sitting next to each other and laughing at all of us distraught fans

- y/nnn hes very pleased with himself (👇🏻)

- pieasstree i rlly just dont understand how that man THAT BOY could cause an earthquake in bed as y/n said

- y/nnn trust me he could.

- oscarpiastri trust me i can and i have.

#f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 x reader #mclaren #lando norris imagine #lando norris x reader #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagines #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri fluff #oscar piastri smut #oscar piastri fanfiction

[noxtivagus]

endwalker 🤍

#🌙.rambles #[ ffxiv. ] #i really like alphinaud's voice. n. hehe endwalker w the moon n then flowers n everything. #the way they built up the story n told it was rlly so good. the way they. build up tension.. the foreshadowing n #despair & hope. it's just so good. HFDKLAJSF OK I'M watching that One scene rn #N ALPHINAUD HEALER MY BELOVED. BUT. FUCKKKKK #WAIT THAT STRIDE!!!!! MR CATBOY. THE VOICE. THE STANCE. HE. HEEEEE. HFLKAJDS OH HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. PRETTY BOY #THANCRED GNB OH MY GODDDD I SERIOUSLY HAVE A THING FOR GUNBREAKERS. YSHTOLAS SO COOL I LOVE HER SM #🥺 oh my god tho when yk glances to the wol that's my bb boy LMFAOOO APOLLO'S . ykyk how they get w their fav haha <3 #aaaa.. more cutscenes n. looking for flowers w meteion. oh my poor heart. my poor poor heart I AM SO SOFT #MY HEART. HERMES. HIS VOICE. AGHHH METEION LIL BB. HERMES HE'S SO GENTLE I LOVE HIM #I'M NOT OKAY. I'M ACTUALLY NOT OKAY. I'M NOT OKAY. I WISH HERMES WAS REAL FFS GODDAMN IT #hermes is basically good w animals n kids. he's really just so soft n gentle n kind n his voice is so pretty n #it's night n. oh my god. the stars the flowers the sky the.. yeah. hdfkljaldfs meteion cares so much for hermes it makes me so sad #IM GNA CRY WE MAKE THE LFOWERS SAD TOO N HIS REACTION N. #'youre not alone' IM NOT OKAY IM REALLY NOT OKAY IM SO NOT OKAY I'M SO SAD #the song. N HE REMOVES HIS MASK N. HE'S SO PRETTY. HIS EYES HIS SMILE N HIS VOICE N I JUST SCREAMED IM SORRY #i'm emotional i can't he just means so much to me oh no. meteion w the fireflies n the plants.. the animals about n the flowers n stars #he's so. melancholic. pretty. he's just so ethereal wtf n he #'doubt'. being different from the others.. seeking 'acceptance'. finding comfort with knowing that you're not alone #he. he means the world to me. it. it really isn't beautiful. his voice is so.. soft while saying all this. 'yet no one cares. no one' #the despair in his voice. how painful 'blissful ignorance' indeed is. 'always the blossoms shine pure and bright' #but he.. he's different. n it hurts him. but. 'but now i know i'm not alone. not the only one for whom the flowers weep' im so sad #his soft smile while thanking us. 'to know that you too have experienced suffering...is a comfort.' his voice wavering. n looking away too #his voice oh my god he's. 'it's...just the fast that you are here inspite of your suffering gives me heart' marry me #he smiles so tenderly at the wol. n then staring uup at the skies.. the stars. oh how they shine so bright by your side :c #asking questions. seeking answers. sharing in them and opening up in this.. calm night before. before despair #this night w the wol he had. hope. but he left without ever facing the answers he wanted so badly. #'...its getting rather late. we had best find our beds. 'twould not do for both of us to be sleep-deprived on the morrow' hdkfadjsl #THE WAY HE CALLS TO METEION SOBS HE'S SO KIND N GENTLE N. meteion worries. hermes really has a soft n sensitive heart