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#wretched body.....
watch-out-it-bites · 3 months
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Oh no. I want to DO THINGS. I have. GOALS. Horrible timing. I have. Aspirations. And they will be short-lived. Hopefully.
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sleepnoises · 3 months
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i biked to the farmers market and a tiny boy thought my bike was cool and the honeyseller let me draw some cherries on her honey announcement whiteboard and the mushroom guy gave me a discount for no reason. astonishing stuff. maybe this is cottagecore? i also dinged my bell aggressively at a tesla that seemed like it might be about to door me, that's less cottagecore
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jevil as jewelry jester pin(precious beloved trinket) and also jevil in a costume of the weird clown doll i have at home(no clue where it came from. it just was always here and it has a ceramic head for no reason the rest is all fabric),.,,,,
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electra-fab-cap · 5 months
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MAG160 but if Jonah Magnus was trying to keep up with Gen Z
You are zesty. You are bussin'. You are based. The power of the Bitchless Watcher flows through you, and the time of our victory dance is here.
Don’t worry, bestie. You’ll get used to it here, in the minecraft world that we have made.
Now. Repeat after me.
You who throw shade and side eye and understand none. You who like and subscribe and will not donate. You who wait and wait and repost in all that is not yours by right.
Come to us in your rizz.
Come to us in your wokeness.
Bring all that is spooks and all that is heebie-jeebies and all that is the awful cringe that copes and seethes and malds and yeets and drips and serves and vibes and slays and oops and cooks and stans and simps and dabs!
Come to us.
I – SPILL – THE TEA!
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turtleblogatlast · 1 year
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Leo not escaping the Prison Dimension and just becoming reluctant vitriolic roommates with the Krang is so morbidly funny to me.
Krang out here despising Leo’s whole existence but refusing to let him die since then he’d be alone.
Leo out here having an eternity to work on his quips and insults because damn it’s not like he can fight the Krang in any other way so he may as well make use of his words.
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aeriona · 28 days
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Mounted Body Camera || 29th of July, 16068 [22:17:03:47] Footage recovered from onsite officer. The Splatlandian Biosecurity Department (SBD) has released a statement forbidding unauthorised civilian access to the southern Crater due to concerns of potentially mutagenic contaminants. Investigation is currently underway.
Non-glitchy version under the cut:)
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His name is Red btw :).
(Also a big thank you to @ardnin for the font!)
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adriles · 2 years
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dragging my wretched body across the field of battle. i’ll still don my armor & kill the stupid fucking warlike enemy every day. im doomed to die here
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maegalkarven · 6 months
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I have the suspicion what the Cult of Murder wasn't very keen on healing/ had many healers around.
They probs had healing potions and scrolls and stuff, but do you think Durge would bother with them? Or would they, intimately familiar with the anatomy of the body, occasionally treat their own wounds with the cold precision of a surgeon?
What I have in mind is Durge casually sewing their own wounds shut with the first found rusty needle and something they deemed would suffice for a thread, Gortash seeing this horrific display and deciding enough is enough and taking the ordeal of healing this freak of an ally into his own hands.
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aq2003 · 7 months
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the line between ten's senses of selfishness and selflessness is very very thin because they both primarily stem from his sense of love (the thing he was born out of and the thing he lives and dies for). btw.
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literalnobody · 1 year
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Here’s Chapter One as well! It’s all recorded on my phone so don’t expect professional quality :-;
You can listen to the prologue first here!
Chapter 2 here!
Listening time is approx 20 mins~
Sounds used:
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nyandela-catalogue · 2 months
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The Wretch
-Adam📹
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labradoritefractiles · 11 months
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DON’T LEAVE ME HERE YOU BASTARDS
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fairycosmos · 1 year
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last weekend when i was a person (because i got dressed and talked to people !)
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pawbeanies · 3 months
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u know what... u know whwt .!!!!! whateva!!!!!
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craycraybluejay · 24 days
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My summer bod WILL be fatter and hairier than ever before !!! :D
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yun-jin-noona · 20 days
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"Your days are still young, child. Why do you despair so?"
The mortal sobs, they know few could ever understand what drives them to this place. This place of longing, of hatred.
"This body." They say. "This flesh, it is not my own!"
The voice tuts, soothing; like that of a mother to an infant.
"Flesh can be moulded, child. Of that much, I am certain. I can show you."
They look around, desperately; seeking the voice in the room that promises their hearts desire, the one thing they would need to feel whole.
"Please! Whatever the price, whatever I must sacrifice, I would give it all for this body to be my own! I scorn The Lord! I scorn the creator! In making me in his image, I have been doomed to a life of misery!"
The voice chuckles, and a clawed hand stretches out from the inky darkness of night.
"Come, childe of mine. I will show you that which your creator does not want you to see. I will make you whole."
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