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would-you-punt-them · 2 days

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The Moon

#would you punt them #into the sun #tumblr poll #the moon #moon #space #outer space

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hot-take-tournament · 21 days

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I wasn't a Warrior Cats Kid™️ (looks like the books didn't release until I was in highschool), but I have voted punt on every one so far, despite how cute the images you've chosen are. I figured if someone submitted them here, they committed war crimes.

#asks #not a poll #warrior cats #would you punt them #to be fair it seems to have worked so far

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sarahsartistportfolio · 6 months

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lovesickeros · 1 year

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it is, frankly, criminal that no one has really gone into detail about what would happen in the imposter au if only the archons knew who you were..like, makes sense!! because they are archons, those closest to celestia. but the implications of an archon, who are usually very protective of their nations, having to fight them to protect the Creator because no one else sees you for who you are?? thats the good shit

like the difference of how archons who pretend to be normal people (zhongli + venti) would handle it vs archons who still directly rule over their nations (nahida, ei, tsaritsa) is *chefs kiss*

#sagau #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau imposter au #zhongli #ei #venti #nahida #tsaritsa #did i write this just to psychoanalyze the tsaritsa again??? maybe #but i want 2 talk abt ei first bc. ma'am #unarguably the safest with ei. definitely one of the strongest (currently. we dont know abt previously) archons.#+ its. yknow. ei. miko would probably believe her scatterbrained gf and help you at least somewhat #but everyone knows the shogun. they know how strong she is. she'll have no trouble taking out any combatants who try to harm you #i mean sara got beat up by signora. she wouldnt really stand much of a chance against ei. but she might also be persuaded bc. well #shes still loyal to the shogun. it would take some EFFORT but you could maybe turn her to your side.#BUT THE TSARITSA......lordy #we dont have an accurate measure of her power but all it would take is just yoinking the gnosi and fucking off w you in tow #like harbinger or not its. the tsaritsa. with a bunch of gnosis.#shes going to punt each and every one of them like footballs into the afterlife #but its abt the DRAMA. shes suddenly lost everything shes worked so hard to build......just bc you popped down to teyvat for..what??#fun???? just to watch her suffer??????#she is not Nice but she isnt. that mean. shes just bitter and a little pissed that her harbingers kinda made her abandon her own NATION #bc they have rocks for brain apparently. shes firing every single one of them when its all over #i just think its funny making the one character directly against Celestia have to take care of a dumbass g-d after fleeing her own nation #all bc you just had to descend to teyvat (she is ignoring that u got eebied there against your will. give her a week okay)#tsaritsa having the worst time of her life babysitting her g-d whos too gay for their own good (stop running at the acolytes)#also i think zhongli's reaction would be funny bc he JUST got done handing liyue to the people......and now their hunting the creator #hes too old for this. he just wanted a nice retirement after being an archon for too damn long.#LET THE MAN REST

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hussyknee · 8 months

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Everyone stop what you're doing and go read KJ Charles. She is a master class in queer historical fiction and writing diversity authentically.

#kj charles #society of gentlemen #julius norreys is a goddamn delight #he could be the protagonist of an entire series #lord gabriel ashleigh you sweet good-hearted dumb golden retriever of a man i would die for you #i haven't read 'a gentleman's position' yet and maybe it'll change my mind #but for now I want to shove my foot up richard vane's ass and punt him into the sun #tiresome hypocrite #sorry alexis hall you've been entirely eclipsed #well no. alexis hall does romance as well as kj charles does regency politics #hall is great as long as he doesn't try to do historical fiction #a lady for a duke was so painful #kj charles did better regency trans rep with a side character than hall did with a protagonist #REAL QUEER LIT IS RADICAL LEFTIST AND POLITICAL #alexis usually keeps the politics on an interpersonal level at least #and knows to discards them entirely when he's writing escapism so that you DON'T end up with a casey mcquiston white liberal mess #but kj charles is the first time ive encountered political regency romance which makes so much sense because #inclusion and representation is inherently political #anyway im gonna reread this just to revisit some golden lines #''they weren’t going to succeed because there was maybe five of them could catch clap in a brothel without instructions.'' 😂😂😂#knee of huss #queer fiction #historical fiction #regency romance #lgbtqia

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rfxn-emulator · 1 month

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Meet Cho, the world 1 boss for PT:AP Barista by day, Warrior ᶜᵒˢᵖˡᵃʸᵉʳ by night

Please feel free to send asks about them or to say something to them ⁽ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵃ ⁵ ᵖᵃʳᵃᵍʳᵃᵖʰ ˡᵒʳᵉ ᵈᵘᵐᵖ ʳⁿ⁾

#pizza tower #pizza tower au #pizza tower oc #pizza tower cho #tuesday #something about tuesday or whatever #satow #you know you wanna punt them like a football (lovingly)#but seriously i would appreciate asks of this goober

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wrylu · 2 months

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weird little thing solidarity

HJSAD idk what this is its so poorly drawn

WAAAA LOOK AT THEM?????

giggling and kicking my feet , i love seeing interactions between little creaturs!!!

fist bump 🤜💥🤛 !!!!

#i feel like he would get along with jack as well (spikey teef gang!!!)#I LOVE THID and it isn't poorly drawn mon cheri you did amazing #i love these types of doodles ARGG!! 💐💐#i wanna punt them /affectionate #partea time!#ask #asks #doodle #art #moot art #others art #askbox #moot ask

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lvllns · 1 year

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i would like a goose game but you are hermes and it’s time to steal your brother’s cattle because it’s a lovely day in pieria and you are a horrible infant psychopomp with a craving for meat

#reed.txt #apollo discovering 50 cattle are missing and hermes took them: i’m going to punt you into the underworld #hermes: man come on i’m just a little baby! a tiny baby! you wouldn’t hurt a baby would you?#which i feel like is a. risk to take. considering. well you know the family.

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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup · 4 months

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I don’t know if you already said this elsewhere, but did the Zenin ever hurt Megumi in a way it simply wasn’t possible for them to explain? Like being poisoned or bitten by one of the dozens curses? Did Gojo catch them red handed (the red is literally megumi’s blood💀)?

The first time that they hurt him in a way that they couldn’t explain away was the last time they hurt him, because Gojo immediately cut them off and refused to ever let them ever get near Megumi again. The Zenin didn't fully realize this at the time they had custody, but legitimately the only reason why it got as far as it did was because Gojo didn't know.

They weren’t exactly advertising “yeah we beat him when we have him” to him, but it wasn’t exactly because they thought gojo would put a stop to it, per se. They didn’t tell Gojo anything they did to Megumi because they felt absolutely entitled to him. They didn’t want Gojo’s input or interference, and they didn’t like feeling like they had to ask for permission around this with Megumi. But they didn’t think he actually would cut them off from him.

In the Zenin’s mind, Gojo doesn’t love Megumi. He’s never loved Megumi. Megumi’s just a political pawn to him, a way to insult the Zenin and steal their most valuable technique for his own. And he got way more value from letting them see him. He got to have his influence on someone who was very likely to be clan head one day—if Megumi’s cut off from them entirely, he’s not moving towards being clan head. He got a bargaining chip with the Zenin—he could further his own goals by offering them more time with him. Megumi’s a powerful piece of leverage but only if Gojo actually uses him. Him intervening to protect Megumi by severing all contact doesn’t further his own goals, so when it all came to a head, they pretty blindly assumed that he wouldn’t give a shit about what they had just done to Megumi, because at the end of the day, they thought he was going to keep using Megumi for his own ends, which meant giving them access.

Instead, Gojo immediately pulled the plug on the entire situation. They never touched or saw him again. The first time that Megumi saw them after the incident that made them go no contact was when Naoya came to pick him up at his school.

#sea glass gardens #in my mind jujutsu sorcerer kids are sturdier #like Sukuna punted Megumi through multiple buildings in their fight #so it must be /hard/ to do something that causes a bruise #a lot of the Zenin’s abuse was hidden because while it still hurt it wasn’t leaving marks #or it was abuse that wouldn’t leave marks anyway like how they’d work him to the point of collapse or control his every action #but if they hit him hard enough to leave marks then they had the built in excuse that megumi was fighting with other kids #or had just had one of those normal little kid bumps. like I have a baby nieces and nephews and those kids will just hurl their bodies #around. kids collect bruises. they’re figuring out what their limits are and even if you watch them carefully a few bumps is normal.#they hurt him badly but they always had a way to hide it until they went too far and didn’t anymore. and the second gojo realized that #the adults on the compound had been beating megumi he never let them so much as look at him again. he legitimately put his foot down and #refused to budge an inch no matter how much hell he caught for it #I’ve definitively decided that the incident that made them go no contact is not going to be revealed in sea glass gardens #it just isn’t something that would come out through yuutas pov #if I wrote other works in the series it would probably come out through one of them but it’s a big big if #I make no promises as to other works in the universe (though I have started writing some of them. completion is another thing entirely).#if you guys want to know the incident that made them go no contact I wouldn’t be opposed to revealing it over ask but it’s y’all’s #preference. usually the stuff I talk about in ask is stuff I’ll know isn’t going to be revealed in sea glass gardens itself. this is kind of #in purgatory because I know it’s coming out in sea glass gardens but there’s a smaller chance of it being revealed in a different work #so it’s up to y’all. if you want to know I’ll answer it behind a cut or something but if you want to gamble on it actually being written out #one day that’s fine too

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chonnysinferno · 5 months

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draw poob getti g punted /j

hey mara. mara do you know what defenestration is. better questiponj is do you want to find out because you will very soon /j

#featuring me bc idk how to draw you. and y'know idk any of the other npcs who'd dropkick the guy (although i'm sure some of them would. tbh)#regretevator #regretevator poob #I'M SORRY #guys i don't actually want to punt poob :-(#also poob is smaller just for nthe convenience #mind's eye collective asks #- 🌗

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would-you-punt-them · 3 days

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Ashfur (Warrior Cats)

#would you punt them #into the sun #tumblr poll #ashfur #warrior cats #warriors #wc #wc ashfur #ashfur wc #ashfur warriors #warriors ashfur #warrior cats ashfur #ashfur warrior cats

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hot-take-tournament · 10 days

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You just can't get away from the "wait, what?" stuff on any blog, can you?

i think i might actually be cursed

#not a poll #asks #would you punt them

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selinas-ships · 10 months

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LOOK AT WHAT I COMMISSIONED FROM @candyheartedchy !!!!!! IT’S SO GOOD I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!!

#CHAOS TWINS MY BELOVEDDDDDDD #context: after the rise movie Rose dimensional travels to all the other iterations of tmnt #the other three canon shows and the 2007 and bayverse movies i mean #and. 2012 Casey Jones is his fucking TWIN #they are Batshit Insane and would kill for each other while simultaneously threatening to punt each other into the hudson river #naturally mocking the others strength in doing so #the cain instinct is the only instinct they know <3 #and i love them sm <333 #༊*·˚ shippy community #ꕥ Selina’s OCs #ꕥ OC: Roselyn Brooks #˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ beauty & grace #*:･ﾟturtle family *:･ﾟ #ੈ✩‧₊˚ Promo #i'm adding my promo tag cause yall should ABSOLUTELY go follow and commission chy if you can #she's amazing and so so sweet and clearly so so talented #i'm gonna be staring at this Forever

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amazingdeadfish · 4 months

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Oh God, I can't stop thinking that you're planning to create some weird parallel between Hershey and mayor, because she's going to lose her owner and the mayor lost LBD, or something like that.

Or I wonder if Macaque being a "half owner" of a cat and the mayor owning a dog is a way to show how different they are?

Am... Am I too predictable for my own good?

Or am I just gonna do something even worse?

All I can say is that Mayor is- quite frankly, a dog person. They are in fact, a dog. If they were an animal then they would be a dog. And for self indulgent reasons, I would always think of them to be a giant white fluffy one.

I actually also think that it's safe now to admit that the only reason I created Hershey was for the sole purpose for the Mayor to have a dog. At least, that was the original intention. And I knew that Mayor would not actually ever go out of their way to get a dog, and so very certain circumstances had to be created in order for it to work. And so Yīzé, the friendly neighbor next door, was created. But the old man and little dog have grown on me so much that their purposes have far surpassed their original intentions.

Also: Macaque's ownership of Māo is unfortunately next to nothing XDDD. That cat is completely Baihe's responsibility and honestly this guy does not give a single crap about the feline. He's not so much of a cat person, but I can tell you that he's not a dog person either. He's... A monkey.

#ask #blue and violet #I still need to make that referance drawing thing for Yīzé and Hershey #actually you know what here's a little fum fact:#Hershey is named after an old family pet that my aunt and uncle used to have #I was too young to remember much but she was a small white dog like Hershey in Blue and Violet #wayyy smaller tho #she was either a Havanese or a Bichon Frisé #and 'she' might bave actually been a 'he'#but I can't remember at this point. my uncle and auntie gave them sway sometime after they had their first kid #which was really sad #and also lately I heard that apparently Hershey actually passed away a while ago :'((((#so I suppose you could say Hershey in Blue and Violet is just my tribute to her or something #I didn't really know her to be fair #anyways Macaque would punt Māo through a wall of given the chance and reason #I swear Macaque and Māo would have the worst beef with each other if I was bothered enough to write it

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wildwormies · 2 years

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Deer buckaroo 🥺

We used to do episode commentaries on the discord server and since we haven’t in so long (and i demand attention) I wanna do it here :3