#wolffox speaks

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@ake-son-of-noone hello brother!

#wolffox speaks #daughter of Frey #I am definetly not procrastinating on several things at once rn

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Please tell me why the first thing i thought when i heard Achilles had a son was:

Oh so Patroclus and Achilles had a kid? Cool

And did not think anything of it for an HOUR before i went 'wait a minute.'

#greek mythology #patrochilles #neoptolemus #epic the musical #Wolffox speaks #achilles #patroclus #queer #im fucking stupid #Achilles mpreg

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After listening to the Bifrost Incident I am now terrified to listen to any other Mechanisims album.

So I gotta ask....

Are the other albums as heart shattering as the Bifrost Incident?

#the mechanisms #wolffox speaks #the bifrost incident

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I have many thoughts about Mr. D's demigod days

Especially cus like that man has to have so fucking much trauma.

Like his foster family killed eachother infront of him cus Hera and he couldnt do shit about it cus Zeus turned him into a goat (again dude what is it with you turning people you love into things instead of helping)

Hera made him insane

And He's a demigod son of Zeus so he's gonna attract a bunch of monsters.

And im headcanoning that he never went to CHB as a demigod and just ruffed it out in the wild cus its awkward cus i ship Chiron x Dionysus (or as i like to call them, Wine Teacher)

But seriously

How many nights did he spend alone?

How many friends did he make only have to abandon or watch get murdered cus monsters?

How many times did he pray to a father that didnt care.

Did he wish he was dead? Or never existed?

Did he curse the father that brought him into this life only to let him suffer?

I just love him so much! I just wanna... *shakes him vigorously like a maraca* give him more trauma and absolutely tear him apart and put him back together!

Please someone talk to me about him and his issues.

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson heroes of olympus #heros of olympus #pjo headcanons #wolffox speaks #pjo mr d #mr d pjo #Mr D #dionysus pjo #pjo dionysus #percy jackon and the olympians #Please begging on my knees #Im working on a oneshot and a fic that touch on his trauma #Ones based on a Jack Stauber animation!

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I really wish the other mcga characters got more powers (and also Mango's talking to animals power was used more than once)

Like TJ cant deny a challenge...that sounds more like a curse tbh but is there anything else?

Mallory...is very good with knives and is angy

Samirah and Alex can shapeshift. Thats it.

#wolffox speaks #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcga #before I read the series but only knew vague shit about a few of the characters #i thought Alex would have like mild illusion powers because the mcga wiki says Loki is the god of stories #well illusion powers in the sense she can cause illusions to appear from speaking or telling a story #magnus chase headcanons #mcga tj #mcga thomas jefferson jr #mcga mallory keen #mcga mallory #mcga alex fierro #alex fierro mcga #alex fierro #mcga samirah #samirah al abbas #magnus chase

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You ever wonder where Sigyn went after Ship of the dead?

Like shes technically free now. But where is she supposed to go?

i highly doubt the Aesir would welcome her back with open arms. Theyd probably treat her the same (if not worse) as the Loki kids.

And shes mute and probably doesnt know sign language or english (unless you have the headcanon i have that Loki taught her sign language after HoT) because shes been in a cave for 1000 years so its not like she can communicate in midgard.

They basically fucked her over.

Also would love to see her interact with her step children.

(i am in denial that she genuinly left. They fucking love eachother, HoT was just a an act to me. Her entire 'leaving Loki' was also a plan or act to me)

#mcga sigyn #sigyn mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #Also who was gonna tell me it was prounounced SIG UN and not SIG NIN? #magnus chase #wolffox speaks

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Wait a minute how the fuck does the other weapons hang out with Jack?

Because the other weapons —as far as we know— can't move like Jack.

So that brings up three options.

A. The owner of the other weapon has to be the awkward third wheel on all weapon dates and meetings.

B. It's like Toy Story and the weapons just don't move when the owners are around.

C. Jack went crazy after being alone for so long and the weapons arent alive.

If it's B then i'm imagining Magnus coming out of Alex's room in the middle of the night to find Jack, Mallory's knives and TJ's bayonet sneaking out.

#wolffox speaks #mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcga jack #Jack mcga

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I have discovered that you can animate on ibispaintx

Fear me because now i can be doing a lot worse than making people bald

#im gonna make bone crunching angst and shitposts #wolffox speaks #ibis paint x

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I'm feral for Mr D's unaddressed probably existing demigod trauma

Because even though the books (i think) never address it; Dionysus was a demigod before he was a god.

Even worse a demigod son of Zeus

Do you think he still remembers the helplessness he felt as he watched Hera make his (mortal) family insane and feeling powerless to help?

Do you think he remembers the running from monsters?

The nights he spent alone wondering if he'll make it through the night?

The prayers to a father that couldn't care less?

Do you think he resented Zeus at any point?

Fuckkk this little grumpy man can fit so much trauma inside him.

And i am going to be making so many headcanons and fanfics about it.

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson heroes of olympus #heros of olympus #pjo headcanons #dionysus pjo #pjo dionysus #pjo mr d #Wolffox speaks #I'm headcanoning that he has burn scars from Semele being 'sploded #That he retains even as a god

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I was looking through my files for something and I find THIS

What the fuck is this

#it was last opened in July #and its just this slide #percy jackson #pjo #wolffox speaks #luke pjo #pjo luke castellan #luke castellan

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Am i the only one who thinks this shouldn't have worked? (also unrelated but Sigyn is the best gurl and I hope we see more of her)

Like the whole thing with the mind control is that its because Loki's kids get their powers from Loki.

And in return he can control them.

SO SHOULDNT HE BE ABLE TO TELL WHEN HIS KIDS ARE SHAPESHIFTING?

How the fuck did that work. He must have known. He had to have fucking known. The fact that there was a long silence before he spoke means he probably knew and didnt say anything.

There was no way he paused for that long because he was suprised they actually listened.

He had to be fucking lying.

#His ass must have been lying. #there is no way #magnus chase and the hammer of thor #loki mcga #mcga loki #mcga samirah #mcga alex fierro #Alex fierro #samirah al abbas #Magnus Chase #Wolffox speaks

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Random cool thing i thought of while researching for an oc

So we all know Maia, Hermes mom. She was a nymph.

But what I just learned was that she was a daughter of Atlas and the eldest of the Pleiades: the seven nymphs of the constellation with the same name.

Now who else do we know is a daughter of Atlas?

Zoe Nightshade

And theres one myth where Maia and her sisters are being pursued by Orion (yes THAT Orion, he was not a good fellow).

There's two versions of what happens to Maia and her sisters, both involving Zeus.

One they get turned into doves—i am gonna ignore that version here.

The other being they get placed among the stars as the constellation.

WHO ELSE GETS TURNED INTO STARS?

ZOE FUCKING NIGHTSHADE

Zoe got reunited with her sisters in death.

Also slightly implies that Bob's tell the stars hello (cant remember the actual quote) could have meant them not Zoe like everyone thinks

which would make more sense anyways cus i don't think he's aware Zoe is dead.

#percy jackson #pjo #heros of olympus #Pjo Bob #Pjo Hermes #I guess? #pjo zoe #Pjo Zoe nightshade #zoe nightshade #Wolffox speaks #pjo headcanons #What is it with Zeus and turning his girls into things when he could just save them instead

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imagine a loki redemption arc trials of apollo-style where instead of tying him back up, the gods decide to make him mortal for a while

YES YES!

Unfortunetly the Aesir are all too much of assholes to try to redeem him and unless he knows the way to Blitzen's shop or the Chase Space his ass would get killed in five seconds flat by his many enemies.

I wonder if the gang would actually help him if he managed to get to them tho?

#wolffox speaks #mcga loki #loki mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcga

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Me about Loki: Im sure he's not that bad! Hes just a funny guy that wants out (and even now i kinda wish he could stay unchained and for ragnarok to start) im sure he loves his kids!

Deep.....

.........very

............deep

..............down.

Me after finishing Hammer of Thor and reading this:

......There's still a small chance.

*shaking Loki* BOY STOP MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME TO DEFEND YOU!

Rick why did you give me hope that he half way cares in the first book only to do this to me?

Just imagine the possibilities we could of had if Rick wrote Loki so he was evil but loved all his kids.

I say all cus we dont get much interaction (as far as i have read) with his monster children and it says in the sword of summer his voice cracks with grief when talking about Narvi and Vali so we dont know if he just hates his demigod kids

#He's my skrunkly but he's terrible #So so terrible #mcga loki #mcga #wolffox speaks #Mcga hammer of thor #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #magnus chase loki #magnus chase and the sword of summer #magnus chase and the hammer of thor

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This thing i saw in pinterest i want everyone else to see cus its funny

#alex fierro mcga #mcga alex fierro #alex fierro #mcga loki #loki mcga #magnus chase loki #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #Mcga #wolffox speaks

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Its Valentines day im gonna rewrite the cupid scene but Valgrace

:)

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson heroes of olympus #heros of olympus #leo valdez #wolffox speaks #pjo jason grace #jason grace #valgrace #Pjo Cupid #I dont think hes evil but hes a little bastard and i love that #Like bro this effects YOU stop tormenting the emo and give the dam scepter over #Honestly making him kinda a dick works because i fucking know how much a bitch love is