#witness docs

[dtafm]

ALL-AMERICAN: TIGER // Cover Art

Turns out licensing an image of a world-famous golfer is expensive. So you have to problem solve. And what’s more iconic than the red polo shirt?!

#dtafm #design #podcasts #stitcher #witness docs #tiger #woods #tiger woods #golf #all-american #documentary #process #progress #illustration #vector #vector art #adobe illustrator #adobe photoshop #art direction #creative direction #title treatment #logo

[godbirdart]

so no one told me that the timing and effectiveness of my adhd meds may be decided by the luck of the cosmos themselves

day 1, my meds worked for a few hours. it was exciting to be able to Focus that day! day 2, little a functionality for barely two hours. as a treat. day 3 my meds kicked in long enough to watch a movie without compulsively checking my phone or getting restless, AND i can actually remember the film the next day. day 4 fuck all, my meds called in sick

#part of me is journaling this so i don't forget to mention things to my doc #but yeah that also means you all must witness my journey

[visceravalentines]

so I teach at the local community college right

one day in class last semester my laptop flipped out and all the sudden I was projecting my half-written dilf Bo smut fic on the big screen for a good 8 seconds (had NOT gotten to the good part yet thank fucking god) and the students were literally like "uwu what's that??"

I shut it down real quick, shrugged it off, said "I write sometimes in my spare time" and figured that was that

well

today's the last day of my lab this semester and one of my students from that class and this one gave me a super sweet card about how much she's enjoyed the course and having me as an instructor. and at the end she put "we only got that one glimpse but your writing is really good. keep it up!"

crash bang boom kablam fatality blood on the carpet see you never bye forever

#gave me six new gray hairs over that one #close ur got damn word docs people #learn from the error of my ways #the best/worst part is i KNOW some of those students are ao3 bitches and i KNOW they know what second person is for #brb entering witness protection

[calciumcryptid]

It's sad I deleted all the MCYT fanfiction wips I had years back. The Hermitcraft ones were fun. :(

#it was my alternate very dramatacized lore of all the hermits meeting one another #featuring: doc nearly killing xisuma because he wanted his voidwalker tech #and zombiecleo using the hermits as her armor stands la circe sorceress magic causing joe to have to beat her in a battle of wits #only for zombiecleo to join the hermits because well what else do you do? #hermitcraft

[mayyosgallery]

Finishing off my Red vs Blue posting with some of the outcasts, including my favorite characters in the series.

#witness! my art #Halo #red versus blue #red vs blue #rvb doc #agent washington #agent carolina #ehhhh god yeah Im not figuring out what tags the rest of their names go

[lilyoffandoms]

Y’all are amazing! I wanted to say something yesterday but I was truly at a loss for words when Elsa messaged me.

I don’t deserve the honor you have all given me by surprising me with your group decision for me being the next CFWC’s writer of the month. I would absolutely 100% choose any and all of you before me but I am so beyond surprised, happy, and excited that y’all did this for me. Thank you thank you thank you!

Thank you to each of you for participating in this little event and for supporting other writers and being all around some of the most amazing people!!

@aallotarenunelma @jerzwriter @storyofmychoices @karahalloway @tessa-liam @peonyblossom @mydemonsdrivealimo @trappedinfanfiction @petiteboheme @coffeeheartaddict2 @ladylamrian

#i seriously didn’t know what to say yesterday #but now that i got some sleep (best sleep i’ve gotten all week) #after a crazy amazing weekend with friends doing something entirely new to me and sooooo out of my comfort zone #and after getting a new phone overnighted since i lost mine in a sink full of water on friday #i can finally respond properly to y’all #also using my friends ancient mobile last night was an experience lol i think i messed up posting 10 times at least #i emailed my editor from my friends address because i didn’t log out her account #i opened two docs from my friends account too #i was a mess yesterday so sorry to any of y’all that witnessed it lol #now that i’m done probably over sharing thank you so so so much to each of you for this surprise!!

[networksupported]

every so often ill forget im in a public computer lab and get jumpscared by people coming in here and seeing all the roleplay stuff on my computer screen lmfao

#:DISCONNECTED: #dear the poor sod who was forced to witness my (well cas's really) #'amazing plans to get rid of rex' doc: i am Very Sorry

[shoegazingmonad]

Erm. anyway

#Doc doesn't have lips... He can't kiss him back.. true yaoi angst #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #doc scratch #homestuck 2 #docdirk #dirkdoc #ultdirkdoc #Sorry to everyone unfortunate enough to witness this. I lied I'm not sorry you will see splinter yaoi #arts and such

[pencil-for-a-dog]

I'm trying to built something, please give an onest feedback. You can read, you can comment but not edit it.

are you willing to help me???

Uhhhh, information: Humans are space orcs, Danny is not half ghost, trying to built some good aliens but I can't, for my life, give a good description. I. do. not. speak. english.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #humans are space orcs #bamf danny fenton #danny phantom au #goole docs #helpme please #I'm going to write this with god as my witness and tumblr as my beta

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

MERRY CHRISTMAS WIFE!!!!!! 🎁⛄🎄.

Hope You have a Wonderful Christmas!

(Alao)

Sketchbook HeadCannons as my Christmas Gift to you!!!!

1. Johanna makes Kaisa Watch Christmas movies and she acts like she Hates it but really loves laying in Johanna's arms wrapped up in a blanket.

2. Kaisa tries and bakes Christmas cookies and burns them so Johanna has to help and show her how to bake.

3.Kaisa sucks at getting gifts so she always has to get Hilda to help her get Johanna a Gift.

4. Johanna has to lift Kaisa to put the star on the tree l(mao 🤣 I just can image this)

5. Kaisa acts like a big child on Christmas and runs in with Hilda to wake Johanna up.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, JETCAT!!!! Hope you’re having a lovely end of the year 💕

Also. These are all canon, actually. I don’t even have anything to add, they’re just perfect. Thank you, I love my gift <33

#number 3 is LITERALLY one of the plots of a fic I have in my docs 💀💀 #waddles is my witness that jetcat just. entered my mind and saw this there #wife answers asks #sketchbook ship #sketchbook ship hilda #Kaisa hilda #Johanna hilda

[artificerstimetable]

I'm normal about him. Ong.

ft my room

By the way, I'm not done. I FUCKING HATELOVE this guy.... ORUGHJDKRHFJSHTBSNNDBRJSNRNSNDMNNBMBMBNCNXNX !!!!!! I wanna hurt him so bad. (MAIM. Kill. Bite. Hurt. KILL.)

#doc scratch #homestuck #sona #i planned on saving up some money to commision a plush of him #i have a few other drawings. however. they are innacurate. #his head is crunchy.. i shouldve remembered that... but i was too busy thinking of that SOFT PLUSH EXTERIOR and RIPPING him apart #had this saved in drafts posting now #also there's one drawing i made that i just #dont like #my partners witnessed the downward spiral of me witnessing this man in action #I'm not normal. jsyk.

[caernua]

i just need everyone to know that i would write and direct the most insane deranged factual groundbreaking and controversial 6 hour video essay on the arcana game ever

#it is. so fucking fascinating #it was such a case of. the devs are listening too much to people who never touched grass in their life #many of which were ofc da fans who migrated #but the good that was in it… Holy shit was it good #and i know it was huge but i still think parts of it were underrated #like.. some story parts are insanely good. the symbolism and the romance and the feeling evoked and the TRAGEDY??? #goddamn #and also bitch i was IN ITTTTT #I WAS ON THE DISCORDS AND EVERYTHING I WITNESSED THE AFTERMATH THERE WAS SO MUCH DRAMAAAA my god #I WITNESSED THE MULTIPLE GOODLE DOCS CALLOUTS!!! THE GAMES INSPIRED BY IT!! I WAS THERE #it was so crazy. but so fun #the tragic part is that literally everyone had a sideblog dedicated to arcana bc the brain rot was so strong #but that means everyone deleted theirs when it was over 💀💀💀💀 so the receipts are mostly gone and that is TRAGIC. #txt

[altruistic-meme]

pov: you're Abram when he's about to start writing something

#if no one else got me i know the stupid little note at the top of my draft got me #there are many that I've written that are missingfrom this bc i know for sure i wrote one for every chapter of (wit)jitp #but i write each chapter in the same doc and then move and delete them as i work on the next chapter #so at least 10 me have been lost to time :( #also in case this wasn't clear yes i do genuinely do this most of the time when i start writing the actual stories #usually it's if I've been writing notes especially and want to move on the the story instead #but sometimes I'll just open with it lmao #anyone wanna guess at what stories these are all from? fjjsjxjzj #I've posted about several of them... lemme see... #(wit)jitp #wip: laurent stabs damen #wip: i see you you see me #wip: good omens fic #wip: moon fic #that should be all of them #not in order #shh ac #wip: Amaranthus caudatus

[suguci]

I can't believe I'm shivering in my own goddamn home.

Also ME & TINDER GUY ARE GOING THRIFTING TODAYYY (it's 4 a.m. & I can't sleep) AND IDK WHAT TO WEAR ;-; I wanna be warm and cozy BUT I WANNA PUT ON A SKIRT but i wanna look like I belong in a bundle of snow ykwim AUGHHH life is hard

#deep sigh. #im thinking #doc martins #wool coat #no bc actually i wore that today and i look like a lesbian who lives in vermont #LMFAOO #nothing wrong wit that ofc #AGAIN IDK WHAT TO WEAR #life is hard. #posts.

[razzafrazzle]

[image descriptions: a digital painting of an octoling version of an original character named geo. he is muscular and has tanned skin, purple eyes with figure eight-shaped pupils, thick eyebrows, and a tentacle on his head modeled to look like slicked-back hair that is black with a bright green tip and bright green sides. he is wearing gold earrings, a gold coin-shaped eyepatch, a gold choker, a gold necklace with a coin-shaped pendant, a glittery purple top thats mostly unbuttoned, a gold belt, black slacks, and a black blazer with bright green and gold accents. the first picture has a lime green checkered background, and the second picture has a black checkered background. end id]

geo become cephalopod. real

#wanted to do some weird shading so. i did. #maybe it looks good maybe it looks bad i cant tell!!! thats for you all to decide #men who go bloop #doc talks #my art #my characters #eyestrain #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon oc #octoling #also im sorry if the id sounds weird at parts but fee bib #sorry i meant to say i dont know how to describe octo hair but my jackass friend decied to type free bird #and then proceeded to fail #witness his failure wont you #rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfree brib #free brid]\ #hes dyslexic ok.

[heythereimashley]

"Put all human suffering on one side of a scale and poverty on the other and I think poverty would be heavier."

#alfred molina #doc ock #revolutionary witness #this is an exceptional monologue #and also #👀👀👀👀