#wish I was drunk

[skull-kid-things]

I really wana get black out drunk

No money tho and no alcohol 🫤

#me #happy friday #wish I was drunk

[mindmythorns]

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#wish I was drunk

[farawayfarleyfan]

im making it! i cant wait to be done with this godawful recap. then il finally be free of it! and then il even be able to add it to the fansite :D!

#yann ramble tag #it is 2 am #wish i was drunk

[p4nishers]

(1941)

aziraphale ( w rizz): there must be something i can do for you

crowley, clueless: just forget it will you

(2023)

crowley, waking in cold sweat: he meant it SEXUALLY?????

#i just gotta get out my drunk shit outta my system dont worru abt it #aziraphale was practically BEGGING for it and crowley was like 'ugh u r so annoying i wish u liked it me :/' #STUPID BITCHES the lot of em #i wish aziraphale'd rizz me up like thst j want him sk bsd #good omens #good omens s2 #crowley #azicrow #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #aziracrow

[kinos-fortress-2]

drunk doodles of the beautiful women of tf2,,,

also bidwell is here who cares

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #miss pauling #scouts ma #scout mamita thats my tag #the administrator #bidwell #tfc pyro #zhanna #ms degroot #kino art #im so drunk what the hell #i wish i couldve draw more women augh #dont ask what the hell is saying ms degroot im so drunk to explain it my head hurtsdñ

[wait----------what]

Sjdbwisbskandhwpsksjapa!!!!!!

#k1keksnwoajajd!!!! #this is like the only time ive ever got a custom cake #i had no fucking ifea this was whay it would look like #thia is fuckimg amazing!!!! #i wish i knew who made it so o could give vredit but the most i know is shes a freimd of my mums n thays it #the mechanisms #the mechs #birthday #18 birthdays #fuck gettimg drunk on yoir 18th imma go tp a con #play dnd n blast mechanisms somgs all the while !!!

[bumblingbabooshka]

I do like the thought that Vulcans did invent alcohol but can't become drunk from it bc it implies they just love the rancid taste.

#Janeway: -hacking from a sip of Vulcan brandy- #Tuvok: And the best part is it doesn't impair your faculties at all. #Janeway: -blinking rapidly and squinting in an attempt to see clearer- #Tuvok: -takes another smooth sip- #Some Vulcan after trying Human alcohol for the first time: I do enjoy this taste I just wish it didn't get me drunk :/ #star trek #vulcans

[sirgojillar]

Kikuri the dream

#bocchi the rock! #hiroi kikuri #kikuri #broke bassist #I wish drunk people were real

[akirakirxaa]

[ day 6: road ]

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑠.

#ffxiv #oc: akira kirxaa #ship: drunk on stars #wolkid #wolkids #oc: Stella-Crys Raha #miqo march #miqo march 2024 #miqomarch #miqomarch2024 #au ra xaela #miqote #warrior of light #wolgraha #wolraha #g'raha tia #crystal exarch #sorry this is a day late i wish i could just crime her scales on instead of having to photoshop them on

[lovelettersfromluna]

Girls with belly piercings>>>>

#ask luna #I’m so drunk rn omg #straight from da party to da bed #good night I love you all sm #wish I had a pretty girl with big muscles in my bed rn 🙄 #lesbian #lgbtqia

[skellydun]

who wants to accompany me to this may 4th wedding that is not star wars themed and where i will know only the bride and get very drunk and then gamble afterwards bc it's at a casino

#i said yeah im bringing a plus one! and guess who does not have that. and bruh the dating apps are so bad 😔 #i will put an ad out on Pittsburgh craigslist for a date #its a free stay free drinks free dylan time and if im drunk i will be very affectionate 😜 #i wish i was not being serious that gives us some time to prove we won't murder one another AND WE CAN MAKE UP A COMPLETELY RANDOM HISTORY #ooooooo lets lie

[thisperfectmonsoon]

heaven smiles above me // what a gift here below // but no one knows // the gift that you give to me // no one knows ♥️

#here’s my face #I’m feeling myself tonight yall #I wish I could be on my knees rn but here we are #I’m a little drunk hahaha #bisexual #girls with curves #brown eyed girls #like my selfie so I know it’s real #if u know these lyrics I love u

[joonipertree]

Me: do you have a gf?

Mikey: No

Me: Do you want a gf?

Mikey: Yeah

Me: *holds out hand to shake*

Mikey: *interwines hands with mine* whats ur name?

#i wish it was that easy #but also #id never say shit like that #maybe if i get drunk but #i dont think itd end well #mikey x reader #mikey x you

[moonchild-in-blue]

Imagine you're having dinner and you feel something touch your legs. Is it your pet?

No. It's iii slithering like a snake. Hiss hiss motherfucker.

#I am slightly ~drunk~ during xmas dinner #Excuse me for tipsy posting #Hehehehehe #iii is so long. like a snake #siam and cleo WISH they were him #sleep token

[channnel]

It's been three days on Twitter. Happy birthday, Alan!

#my art #my dear hatchet man #mdhm fanart #mdhm game #alan orion #Do you think Alan's brothers would make their own cake or cupcake and celebrate his birthday? #Jules wishing a happy birthday for Alan while Claude just watches and listens #i dont know what James do on birthdays- but i like to think he got drunk- #to that one guy that Hearted the first version of this post- i was trying to experiment with the outline thats why i deleted it