#winter problems

[doctor-direst]

Befriend an entomologist.

They will teach you weird facts against your will.

Bees can get dysentery.

Bees can get the poops.

#bees can get the poops #sad poopy babies #winter problems #entomology

[thatunnamedwriter]

My lips so dry that sometimes I tear out my own skin and swallow it💀💀

(Till starts bleeding and then I get a taste of my own blood💀) I'm not alone right?💀

#winter #winter problems #skin care #dry lips #vaseline #cries #canabalism #writers on tumblr #self care #random #relatable

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

Dry hands

Based off of my experience every night as of recently.

#how do i tag #a rare original post #Art #I guess? #My art #dry hands #It's so bad man #animation #Funny #Joke #humor #uhhhhhh I don't know what else to tag #winter problems #hope y'all enjoy

[foreveranevilregal]

I (half-jokingly) told @therubbleoroursins that I put a salt circle around my car to protect it from the snow demon and she didn’t know whether I was kidding.

#snow #winter #winter problems #rock salt #what’s it like to live somewhere you don’t have to know about salting the roads #for the record I did salt around my car #because the property manager is awful about keeping actual parking spots clear

[bereft-of-frogs]

I’ve been making a bunch of jokes about hibernation but it’s 7PM and I could genuinely fall asleep right now

#winter problems #this is what happens when it gets dark at 4

[colleendelaneywriter]

My vibe from November until April 1

#hibernate #winter #winter problems

[putnamcapital]

i have a hard time letting go

honest question i need someone to talk some sense into me. what do you actually do with leather boots you have worn for like 15 years … i mean, these boots have literally carried you miles … and then, inevitably, the sole fails. catastrophically. like it is no longer plastic it is just pieces of plastic held together by a shared dreams and bravery and disappointments and buses snatched from the jaws of defeat. it feels sacrilegious to put them in the trash. it’s like they need a dignified burial.

#not young royals #i am serious i don't know what to do they have been mournfully supine in my hallway for weeks #winter problems #boot problems #about me i guess #you didn't need to know this about me sorry

[mordcore]

chapstick isn't enough... i need to make out with leeches

#winter problems #my stuff #venty

[allshewantstodois]

#scooby doo #mystery gang #mystery incorporated #scooby gang #too cold #stay inside #not going out #winter problems #i hate winter #i hate the cold #meme #memes #gif

[elzythedonkey]

#humor #winter problems #your throne

[lavender-fox-101]

Winter would be my favorite season if my immune system wouldn't forget how to function during it

#i hate being sick #self slander #shit post #shitpost #shitposts #winter problems #i still like it

[beautycanva]

Extremely dry skin on legs: Conquering the Battle Against Winter Skin Dragons ️

Ah, winter. The season of cozy sweaters, hot cocoa, and... extremely dry legs? If your legs are currently resembling a flaky landscape courtesy of Jack Frost, don't despair! You're not alone in this scaly struggle. But fear not, brave warriors, for we shall embark on a quest to recover soft, supple skin worthy of a summer goddess (or god)! ✨

First, let's understand the enemy: Dry skin on the legs often arises from a moisture barrier breakdown. This can be caused by various culprits, like:

Frosty Friends: Cold air and wind zap moisture like water balloons tossed at cacti.

Hot showers: Think of your skin as a delicate ecosystem. Scorching showers disrupt the natural oils, leaving it parched.

Soap villains: Harsh soaps are like the evil sorcerers of the skin world, stripping away essential moisture. ‍♀️❌

Lifestyle choices: Dehydration, certain medications, and even tight clothes can contribute to the dryness drama.

Now, for the weapons in our arsenal:

Hydration is key: Drink plenty of water throughout the day to keep your skin plump from the inside out.

Shower like a pro: Opt for lukewarm showers and gentle, fragrance-free cleansers. Remember, shorter showers are your friend!

Moisturize like a maniac: This is your secret weapon! Look for thick creams or ointments with ingredients like hyaluronic acid, ceramides, and shea butter. Apply generously after showering and throughout the day. ‍♀️

Exfoliate with caution: Dead skin cells can contribute to flakiness, but be gentle! Opt for chemical exfoliants over harsh scrubs to avoid irritation. 🪄✨

Humidify your haven: Dry indoor air is another moisture monster. Combat it with a humidifier to create a skin-loving oasis. ️

Treat yourself: Consider indulging in hydrating masks or in-home spa treatments for an extra boost of TLC. ‍♀️

Remember, consistency is key! With dedication and the right approach, you can banish those dry-skin dragons and reclaim your gloriously smooth, hydrated legs. ✨ But wait, there's more!

Want to know our top product picks for battling dry leg skin? Head over to my website – Until then, stay moisturized, my leggy friends!

#dry skin #winter #wintercare #skincare #sandpaper #lotion #moisturizer #skin barrier #winterproducts #winter problems #stay hydrated #skin tips #hydratedskin #skincareproducts #self care #legs #beauty

[rosielindy]

Can confirm, I had a dentist appointment yesterday in the upper right corner of this map and it was treacherous when not on the interstate. Hitting potholes or swerving sporadically to miss them, either way I probably threw my car out of alignment. Waze has an option to flag potholes but I’d wear out my fingers trying to report them all.

#potholes #pothole season in Indiana #freeze and thaw #I love working from home #winter problems #freeze and thaw + asphalt = road chaos

[sublimerascal]

Feet so dry my socks are like velcro

I take em off and it be like kkkrsschhh

#winter #winter problems

[tooth-giver]

Tis the season to freshen up your teeth!

Just scrape your teeth against the rough bark of a tree to get the fuzzy protective coating, typically called Tooth Velvet, right off!

Don’t forget to dispose of the blood and spittle soaked mound of protective flesh in the nearest waste receptacle.

#tooth fact #winter problems

[realkaijuhavecurves]

The ONLY downside to having a large & pointy nose is that the tip gets cold in the wintertime.

#ive legit crocheted nose warmers for myself 😄 #big nose #winter problems