#will anyone else find it funny? probably not

[yuri-is-online]

One Sided Love Triangles: Twisted Wonderland

Because I really hate it when someone has to lose. Anyway idk I thought these would be funny:

Jade vs Malleus- partially inspired by Private Thoughts of a Moray of course but also just like. The randomness of it. Jade has nothing against Malleus before he starts liking you at all, he's just a very powerful person who he would like to get close to so he can help him out. But now? Oooooh he hates him he hates him he hates him. He's the literal worst for getting to be close to you when no one else is close to him and Jade has yet to dance across the line of suspicion that's keeping you from living happily ever after. Malleus thinks Jade's courtship efforts are deeply fascinating, probably asks Lilia if ritual self humiliation is part of the process, and gets a very disappointed look sent his way. He's rooting for Jade because someone has to take care of you when he's not around and an eel isn't a bad choice.

Floyd vs Ace- crabby is little shrimpy's best friend and that makes him moody. Floyd wants to be happy when Yuu come in to basketball practice with his water bottle, but the only reason you brought it was because you found it on your way to drop something off for Ace. Damn this is the pits, why can't all of your attention just be on him for once? Seven he wants it so bad he floats through practice like a jellyfish because of how dispondant he is. Meanwhile Ace thinks your crush on Floyd is super gross but he's not going to judge. To the point Yuu starts to worry they're being set up for failure when encouraged to confess.

Trey vs Rook- you would think that Trey knows better than to assume Rook is in love with everyone he compliments but there's just something about watching you two interact he doesn't like. He tries to rationalize it by assuming it's because he likes you, and he wants to be capable of fligrting with you but he's not like this when Cater makes joking passes or when random mob students actually do. Rook decides he finds this funny and determines to play into it so he can goad a confession out of Trey. Love is truly beautiful ♡

Ace vs anyone who can breathe- he's delusional. He loves Yuu so much the idea that some people aren't interested in the same way he is just doesn't enter his mind. Might have something to do with how much he's denying his feelings that he's constantly assuming the worst but when Cater tries to tell him that he doesn't make it super far into Ace's skull...

I've got more but I need to sleep...

#twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #i also have a version of this for tdb but meh #eepy time #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #trey clover x reader #ace trappola x reader

[not-the-coffee-machine4]

this will probably be long but I don’t care

It never ceases to amaze me how decent the people in Queen all are. Like yeah they are a major rock band and there was no shortage of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll™️ going on. We know this. I’m not trying to portray them as perfect people.

But like, if you look at literally anything anyone who’s spent time with them has said or just their actions in general it’s almost hard to believe how like…generous and kind they all are. I mean especially comparing to stuff you hear about the other people/groups at the time.

Freddie bought Christmas dinners for all AIDS patients in hospitals every year. He was a great tipper. He invited anyone who had nowhere else to go to Garden Lodge for holiday dinners. He bought his friends Christmas presents for a Christmas he knew he wouldn’t see. He bought Jim a car. He took in a stranded musician in Japan and sent his driver up to McDonalds when he discovered the person (I’m sorry I don’t remember who it was) didn’t like sushi and then paid the owner to let the guy just sit there. He was the peacemaker of Queen. Everyone around him has always said how funny, kind, generous, and respectful he was.

Roger got a taste of a solo career and immediately went “I’m going to raise awareness for a whole bunch of issues because I am in the position to do so.” He wrote songs about war, racism, socioeconomic inequality, AIDS, neo-Nazism/holocaust denial, domestic violence. He called out religious extremism, politicians, and the extremely wealthy sometimes by name. He’s a patron of Cornwall Pride. He had a signed congratulations note delivered to a couple who got engaged during Somebody To Love. And of course, he co-founded the Mercury Phoenix Trust and then nearly single-handedly organized what remains the largest tribute concert ever the proceeds of which went to the MPT

Brian is Brian. I mean anyone who follows him on Instagram will know he just has a philosophy of treating people with kindness. He’s a queer ally, he calls out crazy right-wing people on a variety of issues, he calls for a ceasefire in Gaza and he champions animal rights. And he practices what he preaches as you will know if you kept up with their last Japan tour and his quest to find vegan food. Not to mention as well as also being a co-founder of the MPT, he and Roger went on national television ONE WEEK after Freddie died to dispel homophobia, AIDS fearmongering, and to raise awareness (not to mention trying to clear up everything the press had been saying about Freddie).

As John is the quiet, private person not much is known about him regarding this but he obviously had deep love and respect for Freddie and I mean there is something to say about the company you keep.

I don’t really have a point I just marvel at it

#Again not saying mistakes were never made #But if you think about it #They’ve done so much to benefit others #They’re charitable #and they use their platforms for good #I love it #very very lucky #Queen #queen band #freddie mercury #Roger Taylor #roger meddows taylor #brian may #sir brian may #john deacon

[myobsessionsspace]

Fun ask: Do you like unconfirmed but possible JiKook thoughts? So JK did GCF-T and used the song There For You - "But you gotta be there for me too" ending line. For 2019 summer, JM on vacation with friends, returned for JKs b'day, etc. JM made a travel vlog for that trip, using the song Come Thru - "Can you come thru?" ending line. (It always stood out to me as an odd choice for a travel vlog.) Soon after, JK began getting the tattoos that included the infamous "J M". Was that JKs answer to JMs question? Aside: the Vlog video concept reminds me of Closer Than This video theme. JMs Vlog -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl3QLdm2uts

Hello Lovely,

Ooohhh you’ve asked THE question. Where do I stand with unconfirmed but possible Jikook thoughts or how I’d probably see it ‘Jikooker Theories’ & ‘Jikooker Delulu’ (said lovingly)?

TL;DR - I’m the worst with this. Honestly my jikooker friends get so frustrated when they delulu and then they’re like…Em?? How about you?? And I’m like…

The main reason I’m so enraptured by Jikook and everything around their bond is because I really don’t need to be into unconfirmed but possible thoughts.

Credit: factkm

You don’t need to squint to spot their unique duo in the midst of anything or anyone else. I don’t even need to put my glasses on to look at them and see that they’re different.

That’s what I like so much about them, they radiate in their actions and words how they feel about each other and how close and unique their bond is, whatever it is it’s closer than close and it’s the two of theirs.

Don’t get me wrong I find it fun delving into Jikook theories. I’m blown away by the intelligent minds that can spot certain connections and patterns. I’m only human too, so I’m a nosy cow. I eat it all up, their off schedule sightings and 1:23 theories etc. I studied psychology and am a lover of love, so of course I’m interested in getting as much information to draw conclusions and all that jazz.

One of many Jikook Icebergs. I love me some Jikook theories but…I above all love Jikook period.

But to me even if all the theories and unconfirmed thoughts of others are stripped away, Jikook give me enough to not need any of that.

It’s a funny balance, taking in others unconfirmed Jikook thoughts. Reading what people say, people thousand of miles away from Jikook, from different upbringings, backgrounds, careers, cultures, ages, genders. People who’ve never met Jikook on a personal level or been apart of Jikook’s inner most circle and not letting it become fact to you, taking their thoughts and opinions as gospel.

Jungkook is me sometimes when trying to get into Jikooker number theories 😩

I love all types of jikooker accounts, art ones, writer ones, historian ones, spicy ones, super investigative ones etc. I’m still figuring out myself how deep into unconfirmed jikooker thoughts I’D share.

I’d love the asks to help me discover what I would be able to answer. **SO ASK AWAY💜** and let’s see how that goes. It’d all be my opinion and my opinion only though.

If it’s not something plainly my opinion, I prefer to stand by everything being backed up by evidence from Jikook and those closest to them, like the members. If it isn’t a verified interview, from original content that can be referenced, from their vlives/weverse lives, sns etc I’m not too keen 😬

VS

Very easily, unconfirmed thoughts can become fact in subsections of fandoms like shipping fandoms, solo fandoms etc. So I like to make sure I can find the first source from when/where/who it started from.

So in conclusion,

I love the fun of it all, the unconfirmed Jikook thoughts, the theories, the sleuthing and delulu.

I do try with my #Tin Foil Hat: Jikook (I’ll tag it so you can take a look if interested) but it’d maybe take asks that make me go for it in more depth?

But ultimately if it’s not from Jikook’s words, their overt and also their not so subtle displays and actions OR if it’s not from those confirmed as closest to them…then to me it’s nothing more than light entertainment that starts and ends there. Nothing that will shape how I view Jikook.

Thank you for you ask!

💜

P.S I think ‘Letter’ is Jimin’s GCF Tokyo/GCF Saipan and ‘Closer Than This’ is the fan song for the collective of BTS fans known as ARMY, cos you know, Jungkook is Jimin’s fan too!

#Jikook #Jimin #Jungkook #Anonymous Asks #Tin Foil Hat: Jikook

[twothpaste]

m3 laugh headcanons 🤣🤸‍♂️

Duster laughs quietly, and tends to cover his mouth when he does it. It's a gravelly rattly sorta sound. If somethin truly tickles his funnybone, he'll slap his knee and have a hearty chortle about it - but will probably apologize after the fact. :') :'(

Kumatora has a big harsh raucous cackle that always sounds a little mean, even when it's in harmless good fun. She likes to bang tables, sock shoulders, maybe grab a nearby friend and jostle 'em around a little while she's at it. She also snorts between laughs. (Lucas unwittingly starts doing this too, after hangin around her long enough.)

Lucas hums friendly gently amused little laughs often in conversation. Since he's so goshdarn earnest, and never laughs at anyone else's expense, his slight chuckles tend to lighten moods and ease tensions. It's actually rare for him to really crack up, but on those special occasions, he'll clutch his sides and laugh himself to tears.

Claus has two laughs. One of em's a smirkish little "heheh" snicker (which he thinks is very cool and collected). The other's an embarrassingly genuine guffaw, it's tacky and kiddish and oafish, it bursts out of him whenever he finds something truly hilarious. (Claus' goofus dumbass laugh is Lucas' favorite sound in the world.)

Flint only laughs in the very rare case he thinks something's Especially Funny. In such cases he explodes like a bomb and smacks his knees and spends the next 60 seconds wheezing and wiping the tears from his eyes. This doesn't happen often nowadays, but Hinawa could get his goat practically on command.

Hinawa had a silly goofy bright bubbly giggle that invoked PBS kids cartoon characters, and drawings of the sun with a big smiley face on it. It was very easy to crack her up, and once she started laughing, it was very hard to get her to stop.

#2thtalks #mother 3

[sar-per]

When someone tries to argue that there's no way for you to ever seem like a dude

#my shit #trans #german #it's like 1 am and this joke just sprung to my mind #will anyone else find it funny? probably not #does it make sense to a lot of people? definitly not #but I find it very funny #doch #testosterone

[catboy-teeth]

here's my worst idea ever

#pokemon shitpost #i PRAY that anyone else will find this as funny as i do #pokemon #vaporeon #moltres #galarian moltres #weezing #trubbish #pokemon art #my art #pkmn #cw smoking #im so sorry but this has been living in my brain for over a year #btw i put serious thought into the monster enerby dwink #my other options where Hitmonster (hitmons) or Monfer (monferno) but galarian moltres seemed like a better fit #(i didnt wanna just do pokémonster that seemed too bland) #(also i know smog and smokescreen tms dont exist. theyre probably selling illegal homebrew ones shshsh)

[braisedhoney]

looks are deceiving.

back in the day i would have given anything for these two to fight. they’re already kind of dead, so it’s fiiine they're fiiiine.

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #dan phantom #dark danny #please don’t tag as ship #pls guys. pls. #for the sake of my sanity. #ney’s art #i have two interpretations of this #one is that dan wipes the floor with vlad. like just *decimates* the guy. version 2.0 and all that #second one is that vlad has actually been holding back against danny and its way more even bc life experience and probably ghost power?? #either way they fight. very flashy. #side note but does anyone else find it funny vlad gets SO much buffer as a ghost #like bro. it's not subtle and i'm kind of endeared #real of him tbh #a lot of what i'm doing with this cartoony style is trying to get into simpler shapes. key word trying lmao #i have to resist the render impulse

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[anotherpapercut]

I know several people who like LOVE seasons 5-7 (11th doctors run) and think the storylines and moffats writing are brilliant and I don't get it!!! what am I missing??? why does literally every single episode have the exact same stakes: Rory/Amy/the doctor is dead. forever. so dead. but wait!!! what if they aren't!!! why do so many of the explanations for why they're not actually dead feel so rushed like they were added at the last minute!! why does every single queer character act kind of weird and awkward about being queer!! why does the doctor casually say that women are inferior when no one's around!!! what the fuck!! hello!!!

#why is rory continuously proving himself as the Only Man To Ever Exist only for the characters/narrative to continuously imply hes lesser #amy tries to kiss the doctor?? at her wedding?????? #when amy is stuck for 36 years why is she like i forgot how much rory loved me?? GIRL HE WAITED 1000 YEARS FOR YOU???? WHAT???? #he is CONSTANTLY the butt of the joke despite being unequivocally without a doubt the best character from this era #what the fuck was up with river being their kid #THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY???? WHAT?? THAT SHIT WAS WEIRD RIGHT??? #does anyone else find it annoying that moffat changed the opening theme and the tardis and the sonic and the doctor ALLLL at once #and then retconned the entire storyline the early seasons are based off of?? #WHY IS THE DOCTOR SO GODDAMN ANNOYING?? LIKE SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING THAN THE OTHERS #and fucking sexist!!! so sexist!!! #anyone remember the characters who were like 'were the short fat and tall skinny gay men why do we need names' LIKE HUH??????? #gay people still have names steven 😭 #i feel like im going insane bc i have no one else to talk to abt it until my partner catches up #but you guys still think these seasons kinda suck right? like coming off of martha and DONNA and her AMAZING storyline #these just kinda pale in comparison right?????? #the last centurion is probably the last really good plot of that era imo. none of the other plots come close to having an ending that cool #like rivers story couldve been amazing and then it was just uh. kinda weird. a bit confusing IDK #i dont want to be a dick when talking to people and like shit on smth they love but i genuinely have a hard time #finding kind things to say abt a lot of this era #also and this might just be me but i do not like amy and clara v much 😭 theyre so fuckin mean and not even funny #why were martha donna and rose sooooo well written and they all have rich backstories. we know their fuckin families!! #literally its never even fully explained what the fuck happened to amys parents 😩😩 they just move on. the only friend of theirs #ever shown is fucking river??? as a kid?? #am i the only one who found all thay confusing

[nyaskitten]

thinking about. about Krag. how he's the last of his kind. how his family was ruthlessly murdered by Zane's soldiers, and he had to bury them all and create tiny burial grounds for them and no one talks about just how fucked up it is that the show just NEVER addresses that Zane was responsible for LITERAL genocide like and they never even explain why the yeti's were all fucking killed so this dude lost his whole fucking family and its never explained as to WHY he had to fucking lose them all and AUGH SCREAMING SOBBING TEARS TEARS TEARS

#can u tell I discovered a soundtrack edit of the music that plays when cole realizes the truth ab the yeti #WEAIT FUCK !!! #COLE knew ab the yeti genocide. he probably didnt tell anyone else. cole knew it was under the ice emperors orders. he knows zane was the #ice emperor... #do u think he told them #ninjago #raine's rambles #I love s11 but also I fucking hate it and I love it and I wisah the show would adress just how fucked up everyting there wAs !!! #like no zane cannot just go back to being funny silly haha goofy guy. hes an actual fucking murderer dude like... #also idk i dont find the zane loves murder now jokes suuuup;er funny #yea they can be funny but i think thats kind of a . fucked up wat to look at it itf that makes sense???

[w1lmutt]

Re the LoZ/LU ask: All multiples of 5. (Also I only read updates, too, I understand!)

5: which Link is your favorite?

Is anyone going to be surprised when I say ww link? No, ok. Idk I just adore the little guy, he's so normal in a weird kid way, until he's forced into a role bigger than that 👍 (cutting myself off here before I ramble)

Of course this leads to me pretty easily loving lu wind too, it's kinda funny how this silly kid is one of the more competent heroes in the group lmao

It's been a while since I played it, but as someone who's one boss fight away from beating minish cap I can say confidently that this link is entering my top 5.

#sighhhh its the toons is anyone surprised? #honorary mention goes to sky and warriors. they're not stealing my boy winds spot but i do appreciate their existence in lu #...ok skyward sword link also gets a honorary mention. i find him funny the way he is capable of sass while looking like a golden retriever #I'm stopping myself now from mentioning anyone else fjrrjfbhkx #i must say that i do have some interpretations of winds story in lu that is not popular w fanon lol #but meh idc it's probably not canon in lu either lol #ask game

[magusofflowers]

trying to draw satan and looking at his horns in different pics, i think it's safe to assume they rotate

#or i have 0 sense of space #also very possible #im finding this very funny actually #*looks at card and sprite and cg* which one of you is real #the horns are the friends we made along the way #and they point wherever your heart feels right #is anyone else seeing that or is my sick brain fucking it up #should i be draing after recovering for a fever? probably not! but consider. satan. #whb #what in hell is bad

[sysig]

Reading moodboard #84430940 (Patreon)

#Doodles #I wonder what this is in reference to lol - could be anything really! #Bit funny actually - I was reading something else in overlap at the time - a fic from another fandom though it ended up not being for me #Different authors just speak to different people! It was fun to come back to something familiar and realize Just how much I appreciate it ah #Novel and familiar! My very favourite <3 And of course it was a wonderful experience on top of that hehe ♪♫ #Numbers lol - I really have done way too much age headcanon math pfft #I just love timelines! And even if the hints aren't exact they /are/ hints and I'm going to use them!! #The numbers that are established are such fun markers - and using characterization as hints towards how many years have passed! Ah! ♪ #Like how it's definitely possible that Max took a two year but considering his family he was probably pushed to do a four year #There's no confirmation either way but it's just so fun to consider what they'd do based on how they're written! #These are the kind of written math problems I enjoy hehe #I was being a bit self-deprecating for that doodle actually tho lol - art mimics life and all that pfft #Also confirmation of him being a Lit Major ❤️💕💖💞💗 Small details give me big love you must understand this lol #As evidenced lol ♪ Adding to my playlist definitely didn't help it very strongly upgraded to Big Love for like a week straight lol #Terrible ♪ Couldn't stand it <3 Genuinely painful ♫ #Lol - ''finding'' more - it's what had my blood on fire! I'm so grateful for mirrors #Anyone who's been following me for a while knows I have this whole thing about Legacy and what you leave behind and the internet in general #That the internet is forever except when it's not - that plenty of things get deleted or lost etc. etc. and it makes me very sad :( #So seeing that there was an in-built preservation - it only saved Some things but anything saved is precious!! It made me very happy <3 #And then finishing off 💔💕 Beautifully heartbreaking ah #Even skim-reading later made me cry again! It's deeply affecting hhh #Another experience I'm so happy to be able to have ♥ Another tally on the wall haha <3

[topazcarbuncle]

They’re so real to me this conversation plays in my head constantly and I had to exorcise it from my brain

#does anyone else watch movies with their ocs or favorite characters or is there just something wrong with me #they’re just there in my brain. making commentary #ffxiv #in the loosest way imaginable #finding nemo #also in the loosest way imaginable #i chose to omit zeynha's thought process on which character revelry might compare him to #but director's commentary: marlin because of anxiety and being overbearing. ect. dory because of memory issues mostly #he dislikes both of these options very much. #peach is probably the one character revelry could possibly have salvaged this conversation with and she did so in the funniest way possible #i am aware peach is meant to be a woman but the joke is that as a kid I thought peach was a gay man #i am also aware that this entire comic is funny only to me. #anyways. #zeynha lagorio #revelry lagorio #oc art

[patchesproblem]

Was thinking about it and HLVRAI has the energy of what a Waffle House is like at three in the morning. The cook that you don't want to fuck with, the customers that insist on arguing and are probably not sober, the two people who sit in the corner and ignore everyone else, and the normal person who just wants to get their food and go home after a long day at work that's dragged into it unwillingly.

#hlvrai #idk if anyone else will find this as funny as I do or if it'll make sense but I figured I'd share. #specifically Benry and Bubby are the customers that insist on arguing #Gordons just wants to go home #Dr. Coomer can be with the arguing customers but I think he'd be the cook you don't want to fuck with #he's that person that Will make you regret getting snide with him. #Tommy and g-man are the only two people who don't interact #well Tommy might try to intervene but I doubt gman would let him get hurt so. #probably distracting him with beyblades or something. #nikolas posts

[aberooski]

I honestly wish my birthday wasn't in 2 weeks. I always get really depressed around my birthday.

#october 23rd everybody mark your calendars! #it's a monday and I have sweeney todd rehearsal that night so I probably won't even get to have my birthday on my birthday #I'm gonna be 24 years old it really shouldn't matter so much to me anymore but it does #but I'm not a kid anymore. my birthday isn't special to anyone but me anymore. to everyone else it's just another day. #well it's all I've got it's the only time I ever feel seen and like people care enough to pay even the slightest attention to me #i just recently realized that receiving gifts is a love language for me too and i honestly hate that i feel like such an asshole #it feels worse because I haven't been able to get even a shitty job since i graduated college and my family is fucking broke too #so when my sister said she already had my birthday present my mom just jokingly says 'at least someone's getting you something' ! #i seriously almost started crying when she said that. i did not find that funny at all. she said the exact same thing about christmas #which i feel the same way about. I've just been having a horrible last like 2 years and now it's almost my birthday again and I'm still #exactly where I was last year. I'm trying so hard and I just can't make any progress. #I'm stuck and it just feels like there's nothing I can do about it at this point. #anyway sorry to be such a downer I'm gonna at least try to go to sleep #abby's self deprication hour #abby's insomia thoughts