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lizhly-writes · 10 months

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for the transmigrator KNW AU

This idea seems unlikely since KDJ would have to connect like three puzzle pieces consecutively and accept that something that didn't happen in the novel could theoretically happen without actually seeing it play out, it seems more likely KDJ would see KNW staring at a blank screen for hours and assume he's just copying him.

But say in the 6th scenario he's musing how Peaceland was a manga that got turned into reality in TWSA and now TWSA was become his reality and there's layers, or when he's in the car on the way to claim his new dukedom with a plan to manipulate his master using a message through the Wall of Impossible Communication and suddenly the idea of Peaceland and the fact Transmigrators exist are both in his head and either way he connects Kim Namwoon's new constant phone use to his own reading of TWSA as well as layered fiction becoming reality and transmigration and suddenly Kim 'Control C the Entire 999th Round for My Self Insert Fanfic' Dokja is now very aware of an already rogue element being not just irregular but with a tier greater when it comes to information.

Meanwhile Kim Namwoon is trying to glean what he can from the wiki and Discord while contracting Forty Thousand Year Old Crush disease

HI THERE IT’S BEEN SEVEN MONTHS BUT I’M HERE.

You’re right! It’s pretty unlikely! I wouldn’t say it’s impossible, because who knows what’s possible? But to be found out, Kim Namwoon would need to be actively scheming - he’d need to be DOING SHIT, and he’d have to be making obvious changes other than the ones that ensure his survival. The stupid comments and the phone staring he keeps doing is suspicious, but probably not suspicious ENOUGH.

There are simply too many pieces for Kim Dokja to put together. I think he might get a gist that KNW knows more than he should, depending on what happens, but I think the closest conclusion that he could possibly reach from that is that KNW has read Ways of Survival.

So here’s something that I haven’t disclosed: Kim Dokja can… kind of read Kim Namwoon’s Attribute Window.

Well, from his point of view, Kim Namwoon’s Attribute Window shows up perfectly. It’s just that, unbeknownst to him, it’s full of lies. Kim Namwoon’s Attribute Window, to everyone but Kim Namwoon himself, does not reflect the status of Kim Namwoon. It instead reflects what he thinks that Kim Namwoon, the character, would have.

This is the same skill that hides his phone screen, if you were wondering. I might call it Canon Compliance, maybe.

So. Kim Dokja, if Kim Namwoon is being especially suspicious, would probably initially think that KNW has some kind of precognitive ability or some kind of sponsor feeding him information, and then, when KNW’s attribute window reflects nothing of the sort, get incredibly confused.

The whole apostle business probably gives him the hint that KNW might have had a ‘’??th to get off” Attribute that had gotten removed very early on, since we do have an example of that happening with one of the prophets. The idea of a real person becoming fictional is quite firmly implanted in his brain, especially, yes, with the Peaceland arc happening. This could put him on the trail of “did KNW used to be a real person”, which is… sort of accurate. Certainly accurate enough for him to find hints that support it.

And he would interrogate KNW based on that.

KNW might, quite possibly, just agree with KDJ’s conclusion, because it nicely explains everything he’s doing without actually being true, and KDJ would be… not satisfied, exactly, because this conclusion has some very weird implications. Incredibly weird implications. If Kim Namwoon used to be a real person, was there once a version of WOS that existed without Kim Namwoon? How did KNW become fictional to begin with? If there was never a version of WOS that existed without KNW, then was KNW somehow fated to become fictional? Stuff like this, you know.

But! It is likely if anything weird about Kim Namwoon comes up, he would use the above as an explanation. You know, until Kim Namwoon does something that blatantly contradicts what Kim Dokja’s conclusion, which is really just as simple as exhibiting knowledge beyond what he should have as a prophet whose knowledge of the story has caught up to him, or using a skill that’s not listed in his Attribute Window. Again: HIS ATTRIBUTE WINDOW IS FULL OF LIES.

So like… maybe like this?

At first glance, the branch in his hand is utterly and completely normal. Sure, maybe the bark is a bit pale and the leaves are a bit dark, but that’s it. It’s nothing that would warrant another look. Of course, upon taking another look, there are multiple things wrong with it. There’s no color to it, for one, everything a gray monotone, and it’s strangely empty of detail. Most obviously, the leaves are less leaves than they are a mess of cross hatches, each stroke of graphite perfectly distinguishable if you pay even a little bit of attention. It’s as if God had roughly scratched this branch into existence instead of letting it grow naturally from tree. Which is exactly what Kim Namwoon had just done. “If you gave me a few minutes, I could do something better,” Kim Namwoon gripes, staring resentfully at it. He’s agitatedly tapping a pencil stub against a slightly scuffed up notebook. “Shitty fucking shading job, but for a demonstration, I guess it’s --” “It’s good,” Kim Dokja says. Kim Namwoon stops tapping his pencil. “It is? I mean--” his voice takes on a pleased tone course it is. It’s not real or anything, but it’s still super cool, isn’t it?” The branch has no weight, no heft. It casts no proper shadow on the ground. As a sketch, it would be a good representation, but hardly photorealistic. As a piece of reality that Kim Namwoon had just casually pulled from paper, it’s… slightly unsettling. “If I had some paints, it’d look more impressive. Maybe if I had a tablet? I don’t know if it’ll work with a tablet, though, maybe it needs to be traditional media specifically. It works with blood, though, I tried that already -- ” Kim Dokja remembers this skill. Some one-off character had had it in the 35th regression, using it to make illusions. He doesn’t remember Kim Namwoon having this skill. It might not be nearly as combat effective as Blackening, but it’s still notable enough to be at least mentioned. He’s come to terms with Kim Namwoon having an art hobby, but is that hobby really enough to develop into this? [The exclusive skill, Character List is activated.] [Name: Kim Namwoon. Age: 19. Constellation Support: Abyssal Black Flame Dragon Private Attribute: Chuunibyou (General) Exclusive Skills: Unusual Adaptability Lv. 13, Knife Fighting Lv. 11, Blackening Lv. 11] … It’s not in there. “This is an artist’s skill?” Kim Dokja says, cutting off Kim Namwoon, who had been in the middle of a rant about art supplies. “Uh, yeah?” Kim Namwoon says. “Duh?” It should be in there. [The exclusive skill, Character List is activated.] [Exclusive Skills: Unusual Adaptability Lv. 13, Knife Fighting Lv. 11, Blackening Lv. 11] Why isn’t it in there? [The exclusive skill, Character List is activated.] [Exclusive Skills: Unusual Adaptability Lv. 13, Knife Fighting Lv. 11, Blackening Lv. 11] [The exclusive skill, Character List is activated.] [Exclusive Skills: Unusual Adaptability Lv. 13, Knife Fighting Lv. 11, Blackening Lv. 11] [The exclusive skill, Character List is activated.] [Exclusive Skills: ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■��■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] [An error has occurred.] “...Yo, Ahjussi? Are you going to have a stroke or something, your eye’s twitching.”

And then Kim Dokja would realize there is something very very wrong here.

Now, I don't know if I'm going to actually give Kim Namwoon this skill, it seems like a lot, but if I DID --

The reason why Kim Namwoon knows this works with blood is because he got a cut on his hand that didn't stop bleeding for a bit, so he got bored and started using it to doodle, like a dumbass. He almost finished a red rose before the cut stopped bleeding. Yes, the thought occurred to him that he could give it to Lee Jihye. No, he did not plan on actually doing so. Yes, he ended up doing it anyway when Lee Jihye jumpscared him and he threw it at her face.

Forty Thousand Year Old Crush disease, man. It's rough.

#normal orv fan knw #asks #wildcardjoey #my writing #kim namwoon #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #knw #kdj

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lockoutkey · 5 months

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Imagine getting banned from Tumblr.com for saying what Karl did to Philza. No really he did, trust me.

i can’t believe ckarl [redacted redacted redacted] honestly jail

#key asks #wildcardjoey #JOEY I MISS YOU

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sparrowsocks · 2 years

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H- Hh h how can these people have less viewing comprehension than fucking Tumblr users

Man. Buildmart isn’t even the most overwhelming game.

THEYRE ALL OVERWHELMING AND COLOURFUL AND FUN, THATS THE POINT.

They just want to make buildmart sound like the plague because their streamer isn’t good at it.

My streamer sucks at every single pvp game and I still cheer him on. I don’t go cancel battle box for being *checks notes* ableist.

Guys I’m disabled. I know what ableism is and It is not a MINECRAFT event that is meant to be fun.

Anyway i stan buildmart and I also stan sands of mart.

#discourse #mcc #socks.asks #wildcardjoey

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12u3ie · 2 years

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I have never read any of your works but there's a Worm man au in there so I assume you're a fan of him which also automatically makes yoi obnoxious about Evil Xisuma

Only in the sense that when someone present fanon as canon I go “well, actually-” like a bitch lmaoo

#I am a huge Wormman fan #…you have no clue XD #and evil x. They’re alright #nothing against them or anything #just didn’t like s8 much #ask game answers #wildcardjoey

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asterthecalico · 2 years

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Hi! List five things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last ten people who reblogged something from you! Spread the happiness and positivity.

Reading, board games, food(consumption), food(making), and arts and crafts

#pretty funny that this immediately came back #wildcardjoey

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ekat-fandom-blog · 11 months

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Masterpost thingy

Unless stated otherwise these are prompts. Not all are explained.

Welcome Celebration - Jason becomes a Lord/Knight of the Infinite Realms because of the All Blades.

Cass's Secret - Dragon au w/Cass & Dora

Haunted House - DannyxDamian go on a date. It ends poorly.

Best Memory, Worst Memory - Soulmate au w/ Barry and Danny

Soulmate Song - DanxDick

Meets me, Meets me not - Soulmate au w/ JazzxBruce

Fairy Tale Curse - 6 characters from DP and 6 characters from DC get cursed and have to complete 13 fairy tales.

Halfa Jason meets Jack Fenton

Whoopsie - Dick becomes a halfa.

Ghost Forms - My theory on how ghost forms work (at least for halfas)

Peter Pan AU - Danny becomes Peter Pan. JL become pirates.

Disappearing act - Justice League and Young Justice disappear. The Teen Titans (& Team Phantom) are left behind.

Electrical Trauma Fic - Nightwing triggers a trauma response in Danny.

Alternate Ric Incident - Dick becomes a halfa and meets Danny.

Date Week - Bruce and Selina go to Amity Park for a nice week off from the batkids. It doesn't go as planned.

Vlad Finds a Baby - Vlad finds a baby batkid.

Jason's Weird Day - Jason has a weird day. Dani's day is fine until she meets Jason and makes it weird.

Prompt - Danny guards some mythical beings in the watchtower

Shifter AU - Tim and Jason are cat shifters.

Immortal Enemies - Danny causes Vandal Savage's and Immortal Man's immortality.

Creepy sentence prompt

Part 1 Part 2 - Fic where sleep deprived Danny and Dani catch Klarion. Has the prompt attached.

Hogwarts Escape Room - The entire extended Justice League gets transported to a Hogwarts themed escape room and the Shazamily are the only ones that remember that fact. Edit: Might re-write this so I'm not using terf content. I haven't kept up with the Harry Potter bs and didn't realize it was that problematic until a few hours after it posted. The reason I'm leaving it as-is is because where this prompt takes place isn't too integral to the plot, but I haven't found a suitable replacement yet as it (preferably) still needs magic school ties. If anyone has suggestions, please let me know.

Batboys Boyband

Bounty Hunter DCxDP - Danny's a bounty hunter and he and his bounties run into DC heroes and villains.

Fear Toxin - Fear toxin gets an unexpected side effect.

Batfam Mythical Au Part 1 - Bruce is a dragon.

IDK What to call this one - Dani gets adopted. The Wayne's get curious. The Fenton's visit Gotham.

Bounty Hunter AU - Danny's a bounty hunter and the ghosts are his bounties.

Medieval Royal AU - Vlad is king of Wisconsin and Amity Park. This leads to Danny becoming a prince after some shenanigans.

Gods & Goddesses AU - What if the ghosts were gods instead.

Sleep Deprived Gala - Danny , Tim, and Jason go to a gala.

Adult - Captain Marvel needs an adult.

Flash meets a ghost - Flash runs into Cujo then Danny.

Proxy - Danny becomes Pariah's proxy and has to deal with anything that Pariah normally would if he was sane and awake.

Half Sibling - Prompt created by the prompt wheel. Tim is Jazz and Danny's half sibling.

Sleepy Time - Jazz, Sam, and Tucker force Danny to go to sleep. The Justice League freak out.

Dragons and Ghost - Batman's a dragon. Danny is a (half) ghost. The two are surprisingly similar.

How Monarchs are Chosen - Ghost King Danny. Dani's next in line. (I might add more in the future)

Supernatural Au - Dean!Danny and Sam!Jazz. I wouldn't say it's a crossover but I've been wrong before.

Angy Baby! - Dani finds Match and brings him to Amity Park.

Memory Loss Billy Batson - Captain Marvel forgets everything about Billy.

Stuck in the Ghost Zone - One of the DC heroes gets stuck in the Ghost Zone.

Constantine Bingo - Short fic I wrote based off the prompt. (prompt included)

Milk Blood - Based on the writing prompt of everyone being born with milk white blood and every time you break a law your blood gets darker.

Balance Au and (my and @wildcardjoey's) Additions - Danny is Lord(or embodiment, the additions focus on 'lord' tho) of Balance.

Memory Loss Danny - Danny loses his memory and joins YJ.

Uncanny Valley - Danny moves to Gotham. He looks like the Batboys. All of them.

Unholy amount of Holidays - Headcanon about how the batfam celebrates every holiday in December.

Luthor Adopts Conner - Luthor fights Superman for custody of Conner.

#ekat's masterpost thingy #50 linked posts

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ace1diots · 1 year

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I posted 2,135 times in 2022

That's 1,935 more posts than 2021!

15 posts created (1%)

2,120 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@tragicfaggots

@the-king-of-lemons

@chilewithcarnage

@harley-the-pancake

@wildcardjoey

I tagged 127 of my posts in 2022

#hermitcraft - 3 posts

#miles edgeworth - 2 posts

#make watcher grian less angsty - 2 posts

#h - 2 posts

#rtgame - 2 posts

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#lets goooooooooooooo - 2 posts

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#joe hills - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#we have this red and white jacket that me (tommy) am wearing currently because it reminds me of my sources merch and it makes me happy !!

My Top Posts in 2022:

If the Sniffer wins the Mob Vote i will challenge Failboat to a “who is worse at minecraft” challenge /srs

Please vote for the sniffer please hes a dinosaur and an idiot and i love him AND i will embarrass myself on twitter dot com if he wins

Vote sniffer /threat

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Dear everyone ever, please watch RTGame’s Hollow Knight VODS. Please join me in the hyperfixation hole. Do it. Please. /nf /i am in the hyperfixation hole

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me when

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I MADE A QUIZ

Find out what funky member of the Wither Rose Alliance you’re most like TODAY https://uquiz.com/quiz/mFh3C6/which-wither-rose-alliance-member-empires-smp-are-you

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My #1 post of 2022

Idk if ive posted this already or not but

*WOE, AUTISM BE APON YE*

Take a silly man doodle that I also posted in the discord

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hopefulyellowlamp · 1 year

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I posted 2,611 times in 2022

That's 142 more posts than 2021!

222 posts created (9%)

2,389 posts reblogged (91%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@juststarsandthemoon

@lockoutkey

@wildcardjoey

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@kish-go-squish

I tagged 678 of my posts in 2022

#lamp speaks - 95 posts

#lamp answers - 81 posts

#puppeteer saga - 18 posts

#mutuals my beloved - 16 posts

#nacho - 13 posts

#ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons - 13 posts

#anon - 8 posts

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I sent 1 gift in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

I feel like i’ve stumbled into some inside joke with the angel with a shotgun thing, why are all your friends tagging you in pictures? I don’t know what’s going on but never the less i am incredibly entertained.

story time

i used to be a MASSIVE spn fan and destiel shipper when i was like 11-13 or something like that. i listened to "angel with a shotgun" nightcore vers. like on repeat while i watched edits of them together and read fanfictions.

but now, my time of spn fandom is over and i cringe everytime i see anything to do with it, so when i saw the first angel-with-a-shotgun!grian thing i had a physical reaction and just freaked out...

and my moots hate me /j

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hey guys im back at it again

this came to me in a vision so answer truefully, god would be watching yall take this survey if they werent dead already!

https://forms.gle/ANnihEQLjWVReDL67

if you take it idk youll find like a coin on the road or something

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can i get a angel-with-a-shotgun-grian-support-group please?

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my aunt and uncle who work in the government arent a fan of my new mug that says "laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"

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My #1 post of 2022

im beginning to rethink my mutuals

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #why was that post so popular i gotta go back and read the notes lmao why did yall enjoy me rethinking my moots

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loud-whistling-yes · 1 year

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Hi. Tumblr hates me so here's a separate post for my various works/aus and lesser-used tags so I can fit more stuff into the main intro post

Knight and knight: silly hc x hk crossover featuring ghost and wels. There's no plot or anything just wels and ghost being bad influences to each other

Ohtwa: short for One Hundred Thousand Worlds Away, aka my interpretation of the @/hermitcraftheadcanons's scattered au. Mostly contains links to new chapters, but also me complaining about writing and sometimes concept sketches of the thing

Shipwrecked au: light-hearted hc x dsmp crossover, started by our loved and cherished @/redtechnoanon and then me and @/wildcardjoey RAN with it. Currently has two chapters on ao3

The hermitblr survey saga: UGH. one time I made a post asking people to leave their favourite hermit and their sexualities in the tags cause I SWEAR aroaces flock to wels and pearl like moths to a flame. Never got around to actually sorting the info out cause holy shit there were so many responses. If it helps I'm pretty sure almost all tango fans were aro-spec

Failing at basic human recognition: fuck you. Grian and Tommy look identical.

Art/writing/character reference: what it says on the tin

Long posts i like: also explains itself

Blog milestone: followers milestones :D

#knight and knight #ohtwa #shipwrecked au #the hermitblr survey saga #failing at basic human recognition #art reference #writing reference #character reference #long posts i like #blog milestone

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wither-rose-circus · 3 years

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3008, 4918, or the one about the sapient Catholic fox who rules a kingdom of sapient woodland creatures in the woods of the continental united states.

#3008 is always a classic tho #asks #wildcardjoey

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lizhly-writes · 1 year

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🤡 😈 🛒 🎯 🤩

okay!! let's see.

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

this scene, from my normal orv fan knw au. Everyone gets fancy, exclusive magical powers. On the more meta side of things, our isekai'd protagonist gets access to the full text of the story he's in. My guy, though. My guy gets the ability to scroll through the fandom twitter, and this scene is him discovering this and going "this is useless as fuck."

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

Hmm I feel like I'm never purposely mean to people in the actual text of the story. If it happens, it happens more in the comments.

Once, one reader of mine commented that they've realized it would be horrible if [x] happened in my fic, and I responded with "Yeah it'd suck if I did that wouldn't it? Lucky i'm not doing that, probably."

"liz you can't do this to me" said my poor, distressed reader, with that punctuation exactly, and that comment still fills me with joy now. love you volt <3.

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

The first thing that comes to mind? Getting hit in the face. I think it's kind of a very immediate kind of violence, you know? There is a certain impact to it that you don't quite get if I just said 'punch'. But getting punched in the face? That's different.

So I feel like there's a lot of people running around in my writing either punching other people in the face or wanting to punch someone in the face. Occasionally, this is seriously meant, but most of the time? It's to ruin or diffuse dramatic moments. Even when people don't actually get punched in the face, I tend to use it as a descriptor or a metaphor or whatever. "feels like he's gotten punched in the face with x" or something.

This didn't used to be part of my writing! But there was this brick joke in Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint about getting hit in the back of the head, which, when I started writing fanfic for this fandom, I called back to. I suppose it eventually morphed and just... stuck.

It's even infiltrated how I actually talk... when I'm talking to people on Discord, I don't suddenly realize things, I'm punched in the face with them...

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

I was going to say "no, I've never plotted far enough in advance for that to happen", but! I've remembered something that technically counts.

I wrote a brief scene of a character mentioning he has a sort-of-girlfriend to his mother. Now, I write and post hideously out of order -- chronologically speaking, it should have come up in a story I had already posted, and as such, the identity of the not-girlfriend should not have actually been a secret. As I did not specify which story the scene was from, or actually, indicate it belonged any of the universes of my existing wips at all, it became a mystery.

@wildcardjoey got it in one, though. Congratulations, you were entirely correct. The sort-of-girlfriend was, in fact, Han Sooyoung, and you found one of the connecting wip snippets as proof. Well-reasoned!

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

For fanfic? It's somehow become Kim Namwoon, from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint. This didn't used to be the case! He isn't actually my favorite character! Since writing my normal orv fan knw au though? He's kind of fun to poke around.

#ask games #ask game #aparticularbandit #everything

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