#why you do this Jen

[earlgodwin]

FRANÇOIS ARNAUD as MANFRED BERNARDO MIDNIGHT, TEXAS (2017-2018) || 2.06 "No More Mr. Nice Kai"

#you ever just... #endure a nasty cheap show for one of your blorbos? #because that's what i'm doing right now here... #franco arno the things i'd do for you... #i just don't get why he didn't book good roles after cesare borgia #like obviously fran is super hot. talented and bilingual and all...oh well #francois arnaud #francoisarnaudedit #midnight texas #midnighttexasedit #tvedit #filmtvgifs #cinemapix #tvarchive #dailytvfilmgifs #manfred bernardo #manfredbernardoedit #menedit #mancandykings #by jen

[copias-juicebox]

copias BIG ASS head.

Reblog if you agree.

#idk something about his rat head on his shoulders is giving me heart eyes #and it‘s really weird i know but i can‘t help myself but find this adorable?? #also his whole sweatpants and jacket fit is so attractive?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ #idk why because there‘s a bunch of guys outside of my home that walk around like that on a daily basis but they are NOT it.. #you know what i mean?? #copia just rocks that shit and he knows it! #or does he? maybe he just doesn‘t give a fuck and that again is so hot #can this man do anything wrong is my question? #now please excuse this post lol #jen rambles #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #copia #papa emeritus #ghesties #ghost sweden #the band ghost #myedit #papa emeritus iv

[what-the-daredevil]

no cuz matt staying with jen and her family for a whole week…..DUDE

#yeah i am severely unwell why do you ask #LIKE JENS FAMILY ASKING HIM PERSONAL QUESTIONS BC OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP #I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #LIKE #ILL #SO SICK IN THE HEAD OVER THEM #HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP #JENMATT I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH EHDJSHHDHDHFJD #she hulk #she hulk spoilers #jennifer walters #jen walters #daredevil #matt murdock #jenmatt #mattjen

[batcavescolony]

ok so I haven't watched the new she hulk but I've seen scenes and you know how some people are mad because like Matt is joking and happy. They say that's completely out of character but hear me out, that smiling joking Matt reminds me of college Matt. when we had flash backs of Foggy and Matt walking around campus and joking. To me seems like Matt just isn't at complete rock bottom like he was in a lot of Daredevil. Matt was going through it in Daredevil but now he's free, flirty and flipper than ever. Tbh good for him, he deserves it.

#comics #daredevil #matt murdock #she hulk #jennifer walters #disney+ #marvel #marvel comics #marvel tv #like why cant heros be happy every once in awhile? #why don't they not want Matt to be happy? #and you know it makes sence for matt with foggy and matt with jen to be similar because its Matt with a friend #like yeah hes not gonna joke with kingpin but you know who he can joke with? his friends. people who do the same job as him. his allys. #foggy nelson #nelson and murdock

[noknowshame]

an epiphany: Silver does not, and cannot, have a backstory, simply because he is the archetypal pirate. and pirates do not have histories.

I do a lot of research on pirate history in my free time, and one thing that has always really struck me is just how little we have to go off of. We do have primary source records of their exploits - primarily reports from the crews of ships they attacked, and if they were unlucky enough, transcripts from their trials and executions , but as soon as you ask "well, who were they before they were pirates?", almost always, there is simply nothing to draw up, even for the most famous of figures. Calico Jack Rackham appears on the scene in 1718, already Charles Vane's quartermaster, with nothing to say of where he came from. Samuel Bellamy sailed from Cape Cod to raid the treasure-wreck of the Urca d'Lima, but his life in Massachusetts is marred in speculation. Blackbeard made landfall in Nassau soon after the War of Spanish Succession, but so many pirates used pseudonyms that we cannot even be sure that his real name was Edward Teach. All we can say is maybe, maybe, maybe.

so of course Silver, being the icon that we can trace nearly all of our modern conceptions of piracy to, would have no past. the real ones didn't either. As far as written history is concerned, the sea conjured them up. Even if their stories were not unremarkable, they were simply... without relevance.

#this is why i get so emotional about Dennis McCarthy (c.1690- 11:00 AM December 12 1718 RIP) #the only reason we know he lived is because he died! ALL we have is a record that he signed a pardon and then his trial proceedings #and we can extrapolate from that all we want! but he was a real living person and that is ALL that's left of him! he's simply gone #i cant stand it #-------- #anyway #the only pirates we DO have detailed info about are ones that were wealthy well-named and landed prior to becoming pirates #like William Kidd - Stede Bonnet - and Henry Jennings #privilege didn't just buy you your life. it bought you your memory. #everyone else had to fight for the scraps of legacy #legacy that was already being transmuted into myth long before the nooses even tightened #black sails #john silver

[mihotose]

The IT Crowd Manual

#i love the range of answers here. richard saying moss would just continue forever without change quite happily while katherine's like #no jen needs to leave. matt's just like yeah ive thought about exactly how douglas will die #and chris' cute domestic headcanon of moss and roy living together in douglas' house ??? #its so true that roy and jen would get married and divorced tho #theyre both unlucky in love and eventually theyd be like 'you know what do you want to get married' 'yeah why not' #then they get divorced the year after #the it crowd #chi gifs

[sidekick-hero]

WIP Title Tag Game

Guess who is fashionably late to the party? This gal. I blame capitalism and the fact that work is kicking my ass. Thank you so much for the tags to @inairbinad, @scarcrossdlvrs, @xenon-demon, @patchworkgargoyle, @starryeyedjanai, @bari-the-witch and @eriquin (if I forgot someone who tagged me, my sincerest apologies 🫶)

Rules: reveal the titles of the documents in your wip folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!

(italicized: actively working on)

Take your time (I wanna cross some lines)

Dear future self (with @legitcookie)

History throws its shadow over the beginning (with @legitcookie)

hold me like a grudge

the bootie series

The Assassin Barista AU (with @legitcookie)

For in our great sorrow, we learn what joy means

sex club meet cute

Suitcase of Memories (big bang with @legitcookie)

Closing Time (with @legitcookie)

Hunter and Prey (with @legitcookie)

Totally stealing from you Bee:

tags for visibility (bc i'm sure most of y'all have already done this): @steves-strapcollection, @legitcookie, @thefreakandthehair, @starrystevie, @flowercrowngods, @scoops-stevie, @yournowheregirl, @corrodedbisexual, @wynnyfryd, @steddieas-shegoes, @judasofsuburbia

#my writing #okay why do I have so many wips #where are they coming from #what the fuck #Jen you are contagious I swear #the plot bunnies are everywhere

[bleuskais]

I thought you were getting better clothes

~

She-Hulk 1x05 Mean, Green, and Straight Poured into These Jeans

#marvel #she hulk #tatiana maslany #dass adorable #¤ #how do you gif? #idk why my gifs look so shitty #i can only apologize #can someone please remake this one so I can reblog a crisp gif? #please i'm begging #jen walters

[minijenn]

Ya'll may laugh at this, but I am only going to be able to watch certain upcoming movies (Over the Hedge, Flushed Away, Shrek the Third) in the Dreamworks watch knowing that How to Train Your Dragon will be waiting for me if I'm strong enough to get to it

#god then i have to sit through turbo before getting to httyd help #why did i decide to do this #its all fun and games until you have to watch boss baby #christ #jen rambles #dreamworks watch

[sacharowan]

I am exploding the ferrari strategy team with my mind rn

#how do they keep fucking up #how does he keep getting screwed over like this #it's actually ridiculous #why would you risk one stop #why would you not prioritise the driver on pole #ferrari are pissing me off so much #jen ai marre de cette merde chaque week-end #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #us gp 2023

[serostuffsmh]

I keep overthinking but then that one Hades clip where he goes “I can’t believe you’re getting worked up over some GUY! He’s a GUY!” comes to mind and I’m okay again. The cycle repeats every hour but irregardless.

#why do people joke about women being complicated?? #men literally play 4D chess with their feelings and never tell you shit #I’m playing tictactoe you gotta work with me here babe #anyway #here is your update #I’m literally in hell #admin jen speaks

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

Me, my friend, and her daughter (she's 5) were walking at the park today and her daughter just reached up and grabbed my hand and held my hand for like 5 minutes while we were walking and i almost started crying

#she didn't want me to leave when i was leaving 🥺 #we saw a little baby mouse in the visitor's center at the park and got the people there to rescue it and she wanted to pet it so bad 🥺 #i think my new best friend is a 5 year old little girl even though I'm really awkward around kids #like what do you talk to them about? hello child i am 23 and depressed but you are 5 and adorable pls don't ever grow up #i gave her a bee i crocheted bc it was from a kit that andrew got me and it was supposed to be a 'turtle bee' where it was a turtle and you #took it's shell off and it was a bee. i only ever got around to making the bee part and then we broke up and i couldnt look at it anymore so #i gave it to her and she's like why doesn't it have a mouth and my first thought was well kid I didn't feel like looking at it anymore and #you'll appreciate it more than i will so you can have it even without the mouth. #im debating on giving her the squishmallow he gave me. cause it's currently wedged between my bed and the wall #but it's cam and he was my favorite squishmallow before Andrew got it for me. like i already had one this one is a different edition #so like i want to keep it bc it's a Christmas sweater cam. but i dont want to keep it bc ouchy memories. and she'd get more use out of it #than it being wedged between my bed and the wall so i dont have to look at it #we were driving back from this store bc her mom had to pick up a uhaul and she was too small to ride with her so she got to ride with me #and this poor little 5 year old had to carry the conversation bc i didnt know what to talk to her about 😂 she's like what do you do when #you're home and im like don't tell her you lay in bed all day you can't tell the chils you're depressed and im like i like to read and play #with my animals and crochet. she was very jealous that i have cats. and when we were driving back from the park i had music on and her mom #and me were talking and shes like I CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC GUYS and her mom goes that's her way of telling us to shut up. and then we stopped #talking and she's like i still can't hear the music 🙄 so i turned it up some and im like jen im introducing your daughter to waterparks 😂

[uno-flavored]

i want u all to kno i checked tumblr midshift and went ah its quiet and then checked it again after work and suddenly we have 53 notifs lmao

#jen central #scared the host shitless #“they were like huh i wonder wha- WHY IS THERE SO MANY NOTIFS? LEO WHAT DID YOU DO?” #i said hi to the leos :3 #it was nice to see tho work was a little rough #had a 3 hour nonstop rush tht we were not mentally prepared for #so seeing everyone respond was a moodlifter #(also helps stickbug is making food) #(he also sent me like 5 tiktoks while i was at work which was also sweet)

[mikereads]

The last season of Dead to me destroyed me like why ugh. It was harder than Beaches and Thelma and Louise combined fuck! Jen x Judy endgame. They were so in love. Why didn’t they get to live out the rest of there lives together with there children and get there happily ever after.

#fuck I can’t #jen x judy #judy x jen #dead to me #like fuck I just finished and I’m sobbing so hard why #they were so in love #like I never thought they would actually fully go there but fuck #they did and not only that but they killed her off #and then went the straight route like wtf why ugh #I hate Jen and Ben so much together it will never work #like Charlie said stay the fuck away from my mom #they have two parents/ moms Jen and Judy #oh god when he called Judy his other mom and Charlie hugged her like fuck #she didn’t even tell him she killed her brother (for Judy) it will never work #anyway jen x Judy endgame #they were in love and in there last scene she confessed her love before losing the love of her life #this season was about grief everyone seeing there loved ones so of course Jen would see her wife Judy #fuck this messed me up good like 😭 #shit also we didn’t get our kiss #you can’t recreate the last scene in t&l and not do it #Liz come on it’s gay culture #Liz I expected better from you shame it’s a shame

[jeonqkooks]

#need to quickly pop off once and be done with it bc i don’t think i’ve ever actually gone off about this on main #might delete later or might not. depends on how angry i am lol #but i’m kinda sick of the out-of-pocket comments that keep dropping on my head once every couple of weeks lol #we used to be a society #now i’m getting shit for not liking jk as much and for liking someone else??? @.@ #yoongi did not raise you to be this way #what makes you think i’d wanna go back to being a hardcore stan when you’re shitting on me for stepping back #(not all of you ofc… just some) #but yeah 🥴 why do you always have to pit these people against each other #asking me if i like bts or skz’s music more and then making a mean comment when i say i think they’re both good #acting like this fandom or the tannies themselves are inherently superior to other fandoms/groups #why are you bringing stan twt bullshit to my house #we used to be a society! @.@ #i’m not gonna entertain weird asks about this anymore bc even tho i like to fight (lol) - #these ‘arguments make me feel like i’m talking to a wall #saurrr for the love of god do not come at me with the whole ‘you don’t even like jk’ bs anymore #anywhomst 😑 #jen rambles

[stillagoodwitch]

i leave for less than a day and suddenly jen's kicking me out of the walls and you're looking for new friends. what happened. babe i love you AND your straight ships <3

okay first no straight shipS just one and i love you too<3333

don’t worry i don’t have time for new friends However i do not appreciate the excitement of abandoning me in the walls just because you make “money” and pay “rent” now</3 so sad

ALSO DON’T KNOW WHEN YOU’RE WAKING UP GOOD MORNING HOPE YOU’RE RESTED LOVE YPU GOOD LUCK TODAY<3333

#why do we get promoted to house privilege with rent</3 #THE RATS DON’T LIVE IN THE WALLS JEN! #the walls used to be a happy place</3 #am i supposed to be murdering both of you now that’s not righr #lia didn’t do anything wrong enough to be murdered #lia tag #jen tag