#why would i do that

[anotherlittlemuppet]

WELCOME HOME SPOILERS!!!!!!

Something tells me Eddie was NOT happy but idk maybe that’s just me and I’m the weird one idk

#art #Welcome home #welcome home art #eddie dear #welcome home eddie #welcome home Eddie dear #wh eddie #wh #wh Eddie dear #My art #i like this little guy I sure hope NOTHING EVER HAPPENS TO HIM #I’m gonna punch Home in the face and then fix him again #No I did NOT do it already #Why would I do that #wasnt me

[pastafossa]

do you ever. think about. how matt would have been able to sense everyone getting turned into dust by thanos.

i can’t stop thinking abt it AND WHAT IF JANE—i can’t even finish that sentence okay bye

Oh do I ever. Because he'd hear it all: the first scream.

The next.

And then the next.

Growing and growing, until it seemed like the whole city, the city as a whole was crying out in terror, as if the bones of New York itself had each grown mouths, and with one gust of wind, the scent of an entire block, an entire neighborhood, miles and miles and millions and millions of bodies worth of terror filled his nose until he could barely smell his own fear, barely smell the sudden waft of dust as the small, fuzzy shape cowering beneath the bed whispers away.

He wouldn't know what it was at first, either. He'd hear the cars crashing for lack of drivers - strange, strange, where were the drivers? - and maybe a plane or two, massive ground-rumbling shrieks of twisting metal and flame as planes descending for landing or takeoff veered off course. He'd hear the dogs howling, the children wailing, the piercing alarms from the hospital blocks away as patients and doctors and nurses all fell away in the midst of injections and surgeries and CPR.

Worst of all: so many of those his sense passed across would just...

...vanish.

Where was his wife?

Fran next door was gone between one breath and the next, a half-full container of fish food falling to the floor.

Where is she?

He would stretch his senses farther. She'd gone out that day, helping to find people lost or trapped in rubble after the attack. That was what his wife did, what she always did, always sifting through the rubble afterwards, chasing the threads of bodies both living and dead. But she'd - she'd been coming home, so she'd be close, she should be coming home, she couldn't be far.

Later, he would seek penance for what he dared to pray.

Please.

The little boy walking his dog down the block went next, the whining terrier crouched uncertainly over a pile of dust suddenly smaller than he.

Not her.

The antique dealer across the street—

Please, anyone but her.

—the Johanas in your old building—

Not now. Not after we made it.

—and body after body, vanishing just as fast, faster even than his senses could race past, thousands, millions of gaping mouths shocked silent as they go to dust, and then...

"Matt?"

#no i don't think about it at all #definitely don't have this all planned out #definitely don't have parts of it already written #why would i do that #daredevil #matt murdock #the red thread #*singing* does she stay or does she go #*singing* or is it him please say it's not so #tw: the snap

[aardwoof]

thinking about an au wherein akutagawa joins the ada and stops taking his Port Mafia Mandated Medicine for his lung disease and he doesn’t wanna tell anyone about it because that is a Weakness but for some reason his disease is?? going away??? and PLOT TWIST turns out mori/maybe past dazai iunno was POISONING HIM for REASONS (i have not yet figured out the Reasons)

#shin soukoku #oh also aku doesn’t think it has anything to do with the lack of medicine #he thinks it’s just Proximity To Weretiger that’s doing it #what do you mean i just wanted to make this about shin soukoku somehow so i could tag it #why would i do that #akutagawa ryuunosuke #bungou stray dogs

[angel-bubbles]

bouncer david and bartender angel

#redacted davey #redacted angel #redacted asmr #redacted audio #def not projecting here #of course not #why would i do that #agsjfkkssg

[bemoreveronica]

LETS MAKE THIS INTO A JOKE PLS LIKE THE JD/SLUSHIE SHIT OR SM LIKE THAT.

Idk what got into me, but I have a new Heathers crackship(maybe not so crackship) idea. STONER CHICK X VERONICA. Ok guys, hear me out. After i saw this clip:

I went nuts thinking about a way these two could be gay and happy and idk why I am giving sm personality to a heathers ensemble character, she doesn't even have a name???? Wtf me???

and idk then somehow be gay with veronica after the party, like the JD accident or smh like that where she accidentally goes into her window and they smoke and fuck or idk man

How would we call it? Vestoner? Stonerica? Idk man. some fucked up fanart lol

#why would i do that #heathers the movie #heathers the musical #heathers #stoner chick #veronica sawyer

[bandito7two]

for my next subgoal ill go outside

#hahaha hah ah jk #why would i do that #grsass

[hydrachea]

#genshin #genshin impact #wriothesley #genshin wriothesley #gi wriothesley #there you go ravi #i think it was very nice of mihoyo to ensure we have cake every day and not just on our birthday #a very special item indeed #it's very special to Me #if i've been spinning my camera around a lot more than usual while running since the 17th no i haven't #why would i do that #what could possibly motivate it #it'll be a mystery for the ages #ray's records

[periodcostumefantasylover]

The Darkling in every episode 2x08 Shadow and Bone

#shadow and bone #the darkling #ben barnes #aleksander morozova #shadowandboneedit #grishaverse #alina starkov #2x07 comes later because i dont want to end with 8 #to much pain #and no i will never gif his death #why would i do that #if would have been like in the book than maybe #but not this

[oogleboogleoogle]

Foggy winter nights~

#fog #night photography #street photography #pretending deep down inside that everything is okay when really this is a fucking JPEG #A JPEG #WHEN DID I SWITCH TO J FUCKING PEG FROM RAW?! #WHY WOULD I DO THAT #NOBODY WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY DOES THAT #dying on the inside

[vonnawithav]

Me when someone tells me to stop being so dramatic:

Like stopppp, you’re not helping.

#genderqueer #good omens #lgbt #asexual #why would i do that #crowley #crowley is so gender #gender #drama #dramatic #why meeeee #drama queen #david tennant #dr who #queer #doctor who

[hoooshiiiii]

I’m sorry but nobody can convince me that Rui’s autistic ass doesn’t infodump about sea creatures. Can I explain why? Absolutely not. I have no evidence for even thinking he likes them aside from his jellyfish themed card and his favorite animal being a platypus. But in my mind it is completely canon that Rui has sea creatures as a special interest, along with technology and engineering ofc. BUT TAKE THIS MAN TO AN AQUARIUM AND HE WILL BE IN HEAVEN. I’M NOT SURE WHAT JUST POSSESSED ME TO WRITE THIS BUT I REALLY JUST NEEDED TO SHARE. OKAY I LOVE YOU BYE-

#hoooshiiiii #prsk #rui #rui kamishiro #kamishiro rui #wxs rui #wxs headcanons #headcanon #autistic headcanon #i’m totally not projecting right now #absolutely not #why would i do that #help #i’m a rui kinnie with access to the internet and animal crossing #i need supervision

[oobilygoobilyweezerbeezers]

hey. @tropheee @dragonezzi srry 4 the pings. but i did the thing i said i was gonna do w/ the dragons

+ hosts bc why not

i did put thought into most of these (some were just based off vibes like paper) but feel free 2 suggest new tribes 4 any of them? i got some help from a friend who was super into wof so theyre backed up

#ii #wof #i spent like a day and a half doing this #why would i do that

[formulaonedirection]

Also like serious question if I was a team why would I push my car for the Ringling Bros Presents Bing Bong's Sprint Hoedown Throwdown if it's just gonna damage my car for the actual race the next day?

#like i'm already fucked if my car is fucked during quali. what if it gets fucked during the fun times sprint show pony #WHY WOULD I DO THAT #WHY IS THIS GOOD

[dropout-ninja]

Totally definitely very accurate sneak peek at the upcoming Take Two arc.

#shitposting once again #my writing #take two #this is most definitely what is coming #why would I the author lie #why would I do that

[bikelaned]

I would never refer to a fictional character in the first person

/sar

#why would I do that #im not DELUSIONAL #(maybe a little) #my silly is contained I swear #bikelaned's rambles & friends

[stardustcrusader]

been really stressed out by everything lately so im taking up growing peyote

#personal #text post #no im not eating them #they take like 2 years to reach a good size #also they make you throw up #why would i do that #thats what the san pedro is for