#why did i spend time on this

[nico00235]

i did this while i was high truly a fever dream i had once For the, macaque is saying "OH MY GOD PLEASE SAVE ME IS TOO MUCH"

#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid comic #lego monkie kid macaque #lego monkie kid sun wukong #six eared macaque #sun wukong lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk mk #lego monkie kid mk #please ignore this #i had fun drawing chicken MK is so cute #why did i spend time on this

[notsocharmingmagician]

#super paper mario #count bleck #nastasia #mags cannot draw #why did i spend time on this #spm #my art

[addendumbeekeeper]

That One Barbie Meme But It’s Tim and Conner

This is one of the most high effort pieces I’ve done in a while omg

#tim drake #conner kent #kon el kent #timkon #barbie meme #why did i spend time on this

[extreme-unorthodox-cuddles]

HEY YOU!

YEAH YOU I'M TALKING TO YO-

No this isn't an infomercial.

Have you ever felt tired, but no matter what you do or where you try to relax, you just can't seem to rest? Nothing is ever quite comfortable enough? Or maybe you feel like there's just something missing?

INTRODU-

I already told you, this isn't an infomercial, I swear.

INTRODUCING:

TUMMY®️™️

The perfect solution for maximum relaxation!

Tummy®️™️ will help you with all your relaxation needs, guaranteed or your mon- well this isn't a product or a charged service why is this in the script? - or... uhhh... 1 free letter of complaint to... um... I don't know, whoever invented the stomach, I guess?

Whatever. *Ahem*, Anyway...

Are you finding that no matter where you try to relax, be it bed, sofa, chair, or even that one part of the floor you frequently sleep on and no one knows why? Well, Tummy®️™️ can help! Simply ask a Pred to eat you! Don't give me that look I'm about to explain. A Pred is capable of swallowing you whole and alive, and can then keep you comfortably safe and sound inside of their Tummy®️™️, where you can then simply forget about all of your woes and worries, leaving them outside! But that's not all! As a free bon- This whole thing is free seriously who wrote this script. - As a...nother thing that comes with Tummy®️™️, you also get a full body massage from a Pred, starting as soon as they start to swallow you! Let all the sorrows from the outside be kneaded out of you by the churning stomach walls. You can also customise your Tummy®️™️ experience by either being the same size as your pred, where you'll be given a nice - but not too crushing - squeeze, or maybe there's more of a size difference between you, such as you standing at about half their height, you won't be too cramped but still have that lovely pressure all around you. Or perhaps you're a bit claustrophobic and would rather be able to move about in there? Well then you can also be small enough to be held in one hand, perfect for when you want things to be a bit roomier.

Or, alternatively, you find there's something missing whenever you rest? Well fear not, Tummy®️™️ has the solution for that too! Simply find a Prey and swallow them down, filling you up and giving you that last missing piece for you to relax. Though, some prey may be unhappy to be eaten without warning, so it's a good idea to get an agreement first What do you mean "why would anyone want to be eaten?" I just explained it weren't you listening? It has been scientifically proven that both companionship and having a full stomach can increase relaxation, so both at once is even more effective! Just like before, you can have different sizes, so if you're in the mood to do nothing but relax, then you can be the same size as your prey! Not like you'd be going anywhere with that size anyway Or you can have them at half of your size, so you still have that satisfying weight in your Tummy®️™️, but you can still move about if so desired! Or if you prefer to have an unseen companion, they can be small enough to not make any visible impact to your Tummy®️™️!

But that's not all! Even if you are not in a Tummy®️™️ or have a full Tummy®️™️, you can still partake! Have a pred friend with a prey friend in their Tummy®️™️? Ask them if you can relax on their Tummy®️™️! And yet again, you have the option for multiple sizes! Want what can almost be a living waterbed? See if your pred friend has a prey the same size as them in their Tummy®️™️! Want a nice pillow? About half size prey in their Tummy®️™️ will do!

But!

They don't even need anyone in their Tummy®️™️ for it to be comfy! You can simply ask to lay on it if you so desire! And you know the drill by now: Multiple size options are available! You can lay your head on their Tummy®️™️ at same size, have it be like a soft backrest at half size, or you can simply lay your entire body over their Tummy®️™️ if you're tiny compared to them!

So what are you waiting for? Try Tummy®️™️ today!!

*For best results, ensure that all parties enjoy and are willing to partake. Terms and Conditions apply.

What terms and conditions? Seriously who wrote this?

Hey you've been quiet for quite a while now are you o- oh they're gone.

This was a stupid idea why did I agree to this

#dedication to the bit is adding ®️™️ after every instance of a word #anyway have an infomercial about tummies #why did i spend time on this #soft vore #safe vore #extreme cuddling #sfw vore #vore writing #vore shitpost

[everyfortressfalls]

They’re his crocs.

#death note mcqueen series #for you @oloreandil #why did i spend time on this #death note McQueen has become a series #follow for part 3 with Mello 💀 #mail jeevas #death note shitpost #death note #dn #matt death note #mello death note #mello dn #procreate #shitpost

[artemisfowls]

“Mr. Du Lac occasionally finds it difficult to talk about Claudia.”

Interview with the Vampire (2022) - 1x05 “A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart”

#interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire amc #jacob anderson #louis de pointe du lac #iwtvedit #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #gif'd #amc interview with the vampire #me waiting for the next episode #why did I spend time on this #I just like it #how expensive is that table Louis

[thebreakfastgenie]

I can actually make an index of which names in Billy Joel songs were people's actual names and which ones just sang well.

Actual names:

Judy (Why Judy Why)

Bill, John, Paul, Dave (Piano Man)

Billy (The Ballad of Billy the Kid, and it's not him, it's some bartender he knew, supposedly, also the actual Billy the Kid)

Captain Jack (Captain Jack, kinda doubt this was his legal name but he was known by it)

Virginia (Only the Good Die Young)

Rosalinda (Rosalinda's Eyes, his mother's name was Rosalind)

Christie Lee, Joe (Christie Lee, it's a fictional story loosely based on jokey versions of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Joe was her nickname for him)

The Alexa (The Downeaster "Alexa," he actually did name his boat Alexa after his daughter, not sure if the real boat or the song came first)

Viktor (Leningrad)

Real people, fake names that just sing well:

James (James, a composite of several people)

Laura (Laura)

Fictional characters:

Anthony (Movin' Out)

Brenda, Eddie (Scenes from an Italian Restaurant)

Leyna (All for Leyna)

Charlie, Baker (Goodnight Saigon, not fake names for specific people as far as I know, composites of soldiers)

Unknown/unconfirmed to me at this time:

Eliza (Turn Around, might be Elizabeth)

Roberta (Roberta, real person, not sure if it's her real name)

Bobby, Johnny (Say Goodbye to Hollywood, don't know if they're real)

Little Gio (Half a Mile Away, I think he's like Brenda and Eddie, just a composite of the people Billy Joel grew up with but I don't know)

Diane (Sleeping with the Television On, I'm pretty sure she's fictional)

Songs that mention famous people by name:

Streetlife Serenader (Eisenhower)

Zanzibar (Muhammed Ali, Pete Rose)

It's Still Rock and Roll to Me (Beau Brummel)

Close to the Borderline (45 calibre homicide aka Son of Sam)

We Didn't Start the Fire (I'm not doing this one)

Leningrad (McCarthy)

#why did i spend time on this #i do not know

[my-makeshift-masquerade]

I had art block, so @glitchysquidd gets some messy art related to the other content I made inspired by their stuff. I guess it will be called It All Comes Back to Haunt You collectively.

I get Frighteningly Intriguing is supposed to be a ship fic and all, but my OC takes the concept of being the surviving child of a serial killer and runs with it, so…

#my art #frighteningly intriguing #why did i spend time on this #idk #i cant seem to work on my own content rn #too much mental health shit

[fluffyyymocha]

don't really know what death mark is about but my friend asked my to draw mpreg of this guy and i was bored, though i drew the wrong guy on accident, my hand slipped

he said /j but i took it very /srs

#death mark #kazuo yashiki #idk what im doing #this is the second time somone has asked me to draw mpreg this week #and it did it #why did i spend time on this #i'm ashamed #how we feeling death mark fandom #i will not be going to college my digital footprint will not let me #they'll just look me up only to find this #my art #my posts ☁️☕️ #death mark art #yashiki kazuo #i accidentally drew this one that he showed me instead of the hisser with the bedroom eyes #i feel bizarre #not to mention ashamed #i said thag already i think #don't mind the copius amount spelling errors

[t0esniffer69]

krill on a grill

(if the moth looks weird its because its rushed and i also used no references)

#sky children of the light #sky: cotl #sky: children of the light #sky cotl #sky cotl moth #sky: cotl moth #moth #moths #sky cotl krill #sky: cotl krill #why did i spend time on this

[broughtteethtoagunfight]

I almost didn’t post this, and tbh I might still delete it, but here you go before I loose the confidence lmao

#suggestive #slimeriana #slime charlie #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #qsmp slimecicle #fliporiana #misclick duo #elmariana #el mariana #qsmp mariana #qsmp fanart #suggestive cw #slutcicle #slaycicle #fanart #digital arwork #why did i spend time on this #yeahhhhhh #ummmm #alright #we’re all never going to speak of this again #got it? #good. #tooths art tag 🦷

[klown-krew]

Say “Hello” to the animatronic neighbors from Five Nights at Home!

It’s the Welcome Home and FNAF crossover that no one asked for!

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #welcome home wally #welcome home julie #welcome home sally #welcome home frank #welcome home eddie #welcome home howdy #welcome home barnaby #welcome home poppy #welcome home post #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's #what if #my hands hurt #I spent more than 12 hours on these guys yet they still look poppy #why did i spend time on this #This is fun! #Five Nights at Home

[mistamorgana]

this was so random guys

(THIS ISN'T NSFW or anything sexual he's just a silly guy in a silly costume + i'm 16 i ain't posting that shit 😭😭)

#he probably lost a bet #why did i spend time on this #probably won't post to my insta??? #tumblr exclusive real #the promised neverland #tpn #yakusoku no neverland #fanart #tpn norman #norman tpn #plankton.art

[maladdiction]

I MADE ANOTHER ONE

#the amazing karnak #ride the cyclone #tbh creature #ridethecyclone #yippee #why did i spend time on this

[thegabofriel]

I am so sorry. (the comic is made by weepinglilvines, I did reblog the comic already, here's the link once again, I am so so so sorry for this abomination)

#rain world #five pebbles #I am so so so sorry #I am so sorry #why did I do this? #why did i spend time on this #help my mental sanity <3

[ratman517]

It took me way to long for the reaching out arm and then just gave up

#faith airdorf #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #john is baby girl #faith game #john ward is baby girl #took me way too long #holy shit perspective sucks #why did i spend time on this #its 2:15 rn wtf #I gave up on the reaching out arm