#who would’ve thought

[ashersanity]

Harper likes their kisses.

content warning! non-con?, non-consensual groping and kissing, freak doctor

Not a moment of reprieve as you slip into the showers with the others, only to be dragged away by the doctor for your own personal cleaning they claim, helpful chime in their voice.

Yes, that’s right, Harper only wishes to help you in every way possible so ignore the wandering hands that dip lower than they should, slicked and wet with soap, greedily squeezing every inch of flesh they possibly can get their hands on. Ignore the shaky exhale leaving them, breathlessly pressing a kiss over the nape of your neck as long, slender fingers rub across your stomach before finally settling over your neglected sex, aching for their touch.

Don’t mind the mind numbing sensation, sensation of something hot and thick digging into your backside or perhaps wet and moist instead, seeping through the thin layer of fabric that separates the two of you. Hips rhythmically rubbing against yours, loud, plapping smack muffled by the spraying hot water raining down both bodies. Nor should you mind the already present grip tightening around your jaw, urging you to look at them, lusted madness barely hidden behind those silver framed glasses, fogged up by the humid space before finally lovingly planting their inexperienced lips against yours.

Their pink tongue hungrily dragging over your lips, prying your stubborn little mouth apart with a breathless sigh as they push deeper into you, savouring the taste left on their tongue. It’s a shame that it lasted as soon as it started, only forced to pull away once they hear the approaching sound of footsteps making their way over against the cold tiled floor, string of saliva connecting both of your lips.

Yes, such a shame indeed, the slightest bit of annoyance and frustration flashing across Harper’s soft features before eventually reverting back to it’s usual calm, serene expression, the facade having cracked for the smallest of moments that you must’ve imagined it yourself. As all things must come to an end, so does this exciting encounter too. Well, in Harper’s eyes at least, muttering out a quick excuse, awkwardly clearing their throat as they readjusted their loosened tie. The doctor reluctantly pulled away, leaving only the lingering scent of.. cum? on your thigh, all too visible as it glistened on your skin. It’s best not to think too much about it.

Next time, they’ll have you for real. Every day, every night, comfortably sat on their lap with their lips pressed against yours, ravishing your mouth. They’ll have you whenever they want to. Wether you like it or not.

#harperposting..? #who would’ve thought #nasty freak #thought of johan when i did this #he would’ve let it happen anyway #too numb to do a thing #dol #degrees of lewdity #harper the doctor #q #queued post #gender neutral reader #character x reader #asher getting.. ideas! #asher writes

[aroace-alastor]

And this is why I’m in love with him 😭

(Not my edit, all credit goes to clowtw0 on TikTok)

#helluva boss #helluva stolitz #helluva stolas #in love with another autistic character #who would’ve thought

[ncritoshi]

idk i seem to like Ino now so here’s some random hc (mixed with modern AU)

• loves sending pictures of cats he met on the street. He would stop midwalk just to pat a cat, cooing to it like a baby. If you live with him, he has three cats at home, all were picked from the streets.

• explain a bit too much on things. He would LOVE podcasts and discussions especially about cursed techniques and combat techniques.

• exaggerated hand motions when yapping about the things he love.

• “Oh- sorry i talk too much,” and gets shy but after a few minutes he went back to switching topics and talk blaaaaahhh

• Actually a great listener. Gossiping with him would be fun. He doesn’t have much input because he’s not that sassy but he looks like he’s into it.

• “Wait- so this person A just outright said that?! Oh, right, person B.. yeah yeah,” He just have a lot of questions sometimes missed out on the details so you have to repeat it.

• Would be a streamer ⁉️ a chill and funny type of streamer. The kind that puts his cat on the table beside him

• Up to date with the trends and sometimes asking Nanami about it. And Nanami would be like “…I have never heard of that,” Ino blinks before his lips formed the ‘i’m about to drag you into 5 minutes of me explaining’ type of smile “Oh, well it’s a…” you know how it goes

• A GOOD DANCER WITH BOMB FITS 😮‍💨

#jjk #ino takuma #takuma ino #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu ino takuma #ino takuma x reader #ino takuma x you #ncritoshi posting abt ino ??? #who would’ve thought #actually in poly with noritoshi #ino #and hakari by the way

[stargirlsfc]

(pls look at how freakin cute jessie looks in the picture on the left. what the fuck)

#blues content on this blog #who would’ve thought #blame jessie fleming #and her cute ass smile #jessie fleming #woso #fave

[honeypleasejustkillme]

it’s shit :,))

#stole this from insta #actually bpd #bpd problems #bpd vent #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #but yea apparently being groomed as a child fucks with ur mental health #who would’ve thought

[elvislefilm]

So invested in the second season of un professore atm and for what??? Im starving and they can’t even spare me some crumbs?

#the biphobia and homophobia of it all #honestly rai do better #the only positive is that we’re getting chiattillo x cardiotrap #who would’ve thought #un professore #un professore rai #if Simuel is not endgame I swear to goooooooooodddddddd #simuel

[murdrdocs]

ares in mythos is known for protecting women and actually was the first person to go to trial over his daughter getting SA/r*pe by one of Poseidon's son.

omg he’s an ally

#who would’ve thought #not me fr #/chats

[fluloa]

so, guys

this is serious

how do we feel about a big jake sully x reader chapter book? im still thinking about the concept and im still finishing off requests but ive been thinking about it a lot and since the incredible feedback my two latest fics have gotten, i might just do it. feel free to send me or comment some suggestions for the book and ill take them into account. love u alien fuckers ✌️

#fluloa speaks #and surprise it’s gonna be spicy #who would’ve thought #my little blue alien fuckers #avatar the way of water #jake sully x reader

[cytryndor]

the real question regarding olicharles is is it us who are delusional and looking for ✨love kernels✨ in what they do or are they purposefully doing what they’re doing and olicharles is, in fact, in making

#I can’t believe that I started shipping them thanks to you tumblr ppl like 5? 4 weeks ago #it’s been a month already #who would’ve thought #oliver putnam #charles haden savage #olicharles #only murders in the building

[piichuu]

boyfriend air is real i’ve never felt as ugly as i did when we woke up today and he isn’t even my boyfriend yet which makes me even more sad because i just want us to be official but i’m too scared to bring it up first….but at least we kissed

#♡ bullshitting #i finally had my first kiss people #and it’s with a guy who’s actually a good person #who would’ve thought #and he was so sweet about it #i miss him so much already #i hate long distance

[chaoticdean]

Some auto stories from CR6 last weekend for you guys. I actually have so much more to share but fatigue + work + plain old simple adhd will likely prevent me from sharing lmao, look out on Twitter for panel live tweets and Insta for photo op I guess?

#also Keith has no story because he’s. huh. #kind of a douchecanoe I guess lmao? #making fun of people’s accent when you only speak one language is not as funny as you think it is :) #who would’ve thought #but Jensen and Danneel though… and mark and ruthie #my entire world for them #crossroads 6 #cr6 #spn con #jensen ackles #danneel ackles #ruth connell #mark sheppard #autographs #con stories

[singlethread]

Wow breaking news, taking care of myself and cleaning my apartment made me feel less depressed

#who would’ve thought

[swanstiel]

Some other sketches I’m proud of from the last month

#my art #genshin impact #arknights #zhongli #genshin zhongli #saga #arknights saga #kokomi #sangonomiya kokomi #genshin kokomi #hey I drew below the neck!! #who would’ve thought #I had zhongli with a peace sign up and he would be reluctant #but I could NOT get that arm and hand to work for me

[b-dwolf]

just realized

the couch for buddie is what the bench was for tyrus

insane

#buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #couch #wtf #tyrus #tj kippen #cyrus goodman #never thought i would tag them #but here we are #couches and benches #who would’ve thought

[theemporium]

nobody look at me. somebody else started playing and I’m just a girl🤠

#cece chats #steve harrington fic? #in this economy? #who would’ve thought