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[ncritoshi]

my hc is that noritoshi’s phone is absolutely empty,, okay maybe he did download an app but he completely forgot about it’s existence after a few days 💀

• his gallery probably has like 400 ish pictures and videos combined. most of them, he took by accident and its just blank screen (or maybe his face from weird angle LOL)

• his storage is massive😭 u can literally download 7 games in it

• never checks the emojis 🦧 he update his phone when necessary even though he has no idea what it does

• SEARCH GOOGLE ON GOOGLE

• his most used emoji is 👍

there’s more but yk maybe next time 👍👍👍

[ncritoshi]

i want to write noritoshi x yn angst heheh

#kamo noritoshi

[ncritoshi]

idk i seem to like Ino now so here’s some random hc (mixed with modern AU)

• loves sending pictures of cats he met on the street. He would stop midwalk just to pat a cat, cooing to it like a baby. If you live with him, he has three cats at home, all were picked from the streets.

• explain a bit too much on things. He would LOVE podcasts and discussions especially about cursed techniques and combat techniques.

• exaggerated hand motions when yapping about the things he love.

• “Oh- sorry i talk too much,” and gets shy but after a few minutes he went back to switching topics and talk blaaaaahhh

• Actually a great listener. Gossiping with him would be fun. He doesn’t have much input because he’s not that sassy but he looks like he’s into it.

• “Wait- so this person A just outright said that?! Oh, right, person B.. yeah yeah,” He just have a lot of questions sometimes missed out on the details so you have to repeat it.

• Would be a streamer ⁉️ a chill and funny type of streamer. The kind that puts his cat on the table beside him

• Up to date with the trends and sometimes asking Nanami about it. And Nanami would be like “…I have never heard of that,” Ino blinks before his lips formed the ‘i’m about to drag you into 5 minutes of me explaining’ type of smile “Oh, well it’s a…” you know how it goes

• A GOOD DANCER WITH BOMB FITS 😮‍💨

#jjk #ino takuma #takuma ino #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu ino takuma #ino takuma x reader #ino takuma x you #ncritoshi posting abt ino ??? #who would’ve thought #actually in poly with noritoshi #ino #and hakari by the way

[ncritoshi]

c.ai Noritoshi bots i made :

A lazy day with him

School President X Foreign student (can be platonic too btw)

Him and you starting a family

enjoy ^^* lmk other prompts you want me to do ^_−☆

#jjk #jjk noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi x reader #noritoshi x y/n

[ncritoshi]

noritoshi magnetic edit posted ^^!!

#jjk #jjk noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen

[ncritoshi]

what if i say Noritoshi’s partner’s shampoo scent makes him fall asleep easier……. like when cuddling.. he buried his face into their hair and fell asleep within a few minutes.. \(//∇//)\

#jjk #jjk noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi x reader #noritoshi x y/n #its like his sleeping gas or something

[ncritoshi]

𓊆ྀི Kisses 𓊇ྀི

A few first months of dating him was undoubtedly awkward. He wasn’t the first to make a move and it was still uncomfortable for him to openly express his feelings. He never thought he'd ended up having a partner considering how stuck up people saw him, something he is aware of.

As weeks turned into months and almost a year had passed since you two dated, he gradually started to loosen up and become more comfortable with you. He started to pick up small habits especially the small kisses you gave him.

Noritoshi def loves slow and small kisses, although he wouldn’t mind the deep and passionate kisses if things were to get heated or his partner wanted them. As long as he gets his kiss, he’s content.

His favorite would be head/forehead kisses. When cuddling, his lips would often grab the chance to peck your forehead or on the head. Or when you’re just doing chores and he happened to walk past you, he would stop for some brief forehead kisses. Or when you’re standing really close with each other, he would randomly leaned his lips to the top of your head, taking the chance to feel your hair and smell them.

Second favorite would be palm/hand kisses. He would pick up your hand and kisses the back of it and flipping it to kiss the palm whenever your hands brushing or when holding hands. This one he prefers when you’re busy and too focused to realize that the man is showering your hand with small kisses, causing his lips to twitched up, amused at how oblivious you’re at his actions.

Neck/shoulder kisses has two possible scenario ;

1. Just like forehead kisses, he does it out of habit.

2. You get red marks on your skin

Whenever you’re occupied with your work or just going on about your day casually, he would sneak beside you or he walked past you, he would give you small kisses on the shoulders. Bonus scenario!! when you’re not paying attention to him for a while and he started to get pissed off, he would annoys you with his kisses, starting from your neck/shoulder considering it’s the most ticklish part of you and easier for him to grab your attention.

The red marks… You know how it goes when he started to get um a bit wild, he would marked them on your skin.

ok im lazy to continue lmk other kisses yall want me to write :p

#jjk #jjk noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #kamo noritoshi #jjk headcanons #noritoshi #kamo noritoshi x reader #jujutsu kaisen #noritoshi x y/n #noritoshi x reader

[ncritoshi]

posted fem!noritoshi edit on tt ^_^

#jjk #jjk noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi

[ncritoshi]

Dad!Noritoshi （≧∇≦）just testing out the c.ai feature lmk what u think

#jjk #jjk noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi

[ncritoshi]

if Noritoshi had to rate the Kyoto team from

the most favorite to least fav, it would be like this

1. Mechamaru

2. Utahime

3. Arata

4. Momo

5. Miwa

6. Mai

7. Todo

Wbk he hate todo the most for many reasons, one of them being kicked in the ass by todo.

Mechamaru and Arata are tolerable for him and he looked up to Utahime. Arata a bit intimidated by him when he first met Noritoshi though👀

Momo is fine, though I bet he got a lot of scolding from Momo especially when he got knocked out at the sister school event. (i can’t explain it bc we don’t have much abt Kyoto team but I feel like Momo act like a big sister to him when he’s stubborn especially when he keeps pushing himself despite being sick.😭 also notice how Momo always beside him when he was injured at the event? 😇)

Miwa is fine though. Miwa is a bit scared of him so they don’t talk that much. But she made an effort to 👍 (with the help from Mechamaru)

Mai and him are a bit distanced, considering the stuffs he said to the girl. I bet Mai spreads around rumours about him for fun though

#jjk #jjk headcanons #kamo noritoshi #jjk noritoshi #jujutsu kaisen #noritoshi kamo #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi #noritoshi x y/n #noritoshi x reader

[ncritoshi]

one of noritoshi’s habits is scooting really close to his s/o secretly when they’re asleep. Especially after days of not meeting his s/o, his clingyness sky rocketed but he tries to be subtle about it.

On the first night him and his s/o sleep together after reuniting, they would have late night talk, just catching up with each other. Noritoshi had another goal though which is pretending to adjust his position or the blanket while scooting a bit closer to them each time to the point where his head is literally lying on the edge of his s/o’s pillow.

By the time it’s morning, his head would conquer half of the pillow and his head really close to his s/o. if he was the big spoon, his face would literally buried in his s/o’s hair on the back of their head.

#jjk #jjk headcanons #kamo noritoshi #jjk noritoshi #jujutsu kaisen #noritoshi kamo #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi #noritoshi x reader #noritoshi x y/n #late night thoughts lol #i love him i wish he’s in my bed #i mean #just to sleep of course #nothing else #unless

[ncritoshi]

kamo would say something like “keep him,”

Mahito, negotiating with Noritoshi: We have Todo. Give us ten thousand yen and he'll be returned to you unharmed. Todo: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand yen? Mahito: Todo: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Noritoshi: TODO, STOP.

[ncritoshi]

[ncritoshi]

If Noritoshi has 100 fans I'm 100. If Noritoshi has 10 fans I'm 10. If Noritoshi has 1 fan I'm 1. If Noritoshi has no fans I'm dead. If the world is against Noritoshi I'm against the world!!!

[ncritoshi]

noritoshi has big appetite, i just know that mf eats a lot and barely gain weight. He’d be the living food vacuum when you go out with him. He didn’t order a lot for himself but let you do it instead, knowing that he’ll be the one to finish everything.

#jjk headcanons #jjk noritoshi #jjk #kamo noritoshi #jujutsu kaisen #noritoshi kamo #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi #noritoshi x y/n #noritoshi x reader #maybe this is about me hehe #me and him are literally twins #my hcs are mostly inspired by me or someone i know🤓

[ncritoshi]

As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

[ncritoshi]

I offer you some Nori for today. Tomorrow? Nori again ofc (or Choso. Or both)