#which was v funny actually

[chainsandcherries]

paul rudd as paris in romeo + juliet always gives me a jumpscare

#my sister bought the CD soundtrack for this movie back in the day and i remember my parents being upset bc romeo is #hilding a gun on the cover #my dad took particular exception to the butthole surfers being included too - i very clearly remember him shouting 'the BUTTHOLE SURFERS?!' #which was v funny actually #anyways i promise i do more on weekends than watch movies and half ass blog on tumblr dot commerce about it #it's just the vibe of this weekend so far

[haunthouse]

because i've seen 3 other polls like this and they were all missing the best options

#polls #as the curator of good taste in childrens books these are the objectively correct answers #goosebumps is also acceptable but i was always too afraid as a kid to actually read those #(which is v funny to me now as someone who makes middle grade horror for a living lmao)

[drbtinglecannon]

Remember when Darius taunted a group of teens to try to escape, instead of telling them upfront they weren't being kidnapped, and in response they crashed his ship?

#toh #toh shitpost #darius deamonne #any sport in a storm #still one of my favorite scenes it was soooo funny! darius: try harder lol. emerald entrails: ok *crashes the fucking ship* #then he had the audacity to be mad afterwards lmao! you baited them! you could've just told them 'hey im drivin you home' but you didnt! #anyway i love darius hes my favorite bitch #also i kept time it actually was about 12 seconds later & this is a canon spongebob time card so it was too perfect #ok wait but not only was this scene hilarious it was directly before the him bonding w hunter scene which is v important to me #emerald entrails #toh emerald entrails #tc posts #the owl house

[shredsandpatches]

One thing I love about my job is that part of it involves processing, cataloging, and describing new manuscript acquisitions. A lot of what we get comes in the form of individual detached manuscript leaves so doing this involves a lot of research in order to identify them, and that's a lot of fun. I'm working on a couple of new items right now and loving it (this is the first time I've had to do it since I've only worked here a couple of years).

Also sometimes it requires me to read up on abbreviations in Iberian gothic hands and then I find stuff like this:

#i am a mature scholar #btw while 'penis' is in fact a latin word #in the anatomical sense i mean #the version here is actually just 'poenis' with the diphthong elided #which is v common in medieval latin #and also it's funny

[manitapaleta]

Sorry I'm late, I had this clear vision once of Lark in this very specific blue and pink cat apron the reads "Coffee Right Meow" and he's baking and for whatever reason he's holding a knife. Do with that what you will

Sorry IM late answering this ask lol also I forgot abt the knife part lol sorryyyy

Slightly younger lark and sparrow with a baby norm !!! Now I wanna draw all the kids as babies

#dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #dndads s2 #dndaddies s2 #lark oak garcia #lark oak #sparrow oak garcia #sparrow oak #my art #won’t tag norm bc he’s barely in this lol #looked up some Ecuadorian slang bc I wanted to write chamaco so bad but I was like noooooo they probably don’t say that there #and then i found actual slang that still fit lol #also those aren’t macaroons! they’re alfajores an Ecuadorian cookie that I prob wouldn’t like bc it’s dulce de leche which I hate 😔 #hc that sparrow is the cooking sibling and lark is the baking sibling #when you have two kids close to each other one is only good at cooking and the other is only good at baking and they can’t do the other #only saying this bc my sister and I are like that lol and picturing lark as the baking sibling is v funny #also the translation is p much ‘i can see you kid!’

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[ruvviks]

"the kid's like a goddamn walkin' time bomb. no longer a matter of if, but when he'll explode."

#cp2077 #edit:vincent #nuclearocs #nuclearedits #blood // #look at my boy. look at him. hi. hello. it's been a while #since i'm gonna be playing the dlc soon i thought why not reintroduce vincent for anyone who's new here =^) #of all my cyberpunk ocs this guy is ACTUALLY my v. my baby boy. i love him so #he's basically like cinematic trailer male v but i hit him with a double transfaggot beam <3 and i gave him my autism #lots of street fighting imagery here which is funny because vitali is the actual boxer out of the two of them #but vincent just likes to get into fights and all that x

[howaboutalittlehelpneos]

Oh oh I've got an idea for a poll, here's one for the dub enjoyers

If you are going to be mean about the dubs in general just simply don't do that

#realized while making this that i havent heard the sevens theme at all yet and had to look it up. i am not seeing any different titles #between the dub and the sub so. its just that i guess #the fact that dm and vrains didnt even Try to give theirs unique names is funny to me. theyre just <insert show name> theme. #yugioh #yugioh dm #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #yugioh zexal #yugioh arc v #yugioh vrains #yugioh sevens #poll #also. i constantly think that halfway to forever is actually called pathway to forever because thats what i heard the first time #i listened to that opening #i can never remember which one is right 😭 had to double check for the sake of the poll

[milkbreadtoast]

DUNMESHI EP 3 WAS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL OMG THE ANIMATION WAS SO GOOD😭😭😭 LAIOS IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM... hes so smart... one of the most likeable male anime protags ive seen in a while... 1 of the most likeable protags period tbh anyway hes good🥺

#i usually get attached to side/supporting charas more than the protags so it means a lot that 1 of my fav charas is laios rn #(and yeseo for twsb)... #their common point: hungry LHDSKHD /j #basically what this means is im going to enjoy dunmeshi a lot bc im not just tolerating the boring protag dcgddfgd #cant wait to meet other charas too KABRU WHENNNNN #most excited to meet kabru i like his design a lot #also its cool to see laios like thinking and reasoning a lot while fighting... #like a lot of shounen(which is what ive watched most of) protags r just act first think later which is fine i like those too #but i feel like its more rare to see one be a thinker™️. esp one that looks himbo coded like laios tbh #like yea hes really not a himbo as ppl said... Good #cant believe i thought laios was gonna be boring when i first saw his design yrs ago... boring generic white boy... #hes actually funny moe white boy. #HES SO ENDEARING... i can already tell he has a lot of good leadership skills/qualities too #his crazy eyed monster fanboying moments are sooo. cute... moe... #i also unfortunately find him v handsome. gh... dont look at me... #its the droopy eyes... why do all my favs have droopy eyes rn is that my type now... sigh #ALSO YEA THE ANIM THIS EP WAS SO BEAUTIFULLL I KEPT MARVELING AT THE VARIETY OF INTERESTING SHOTS #AND THE MOVEMENT AND DETAIL ANDD EVERYTHING #ALSO I HEARD HAYAMI SAORI AS FALIN OMG ITS PERECT 🥺🥺🥺 #dunmeshi liveblog

[moeblob]

Today.............. has genuinely. Been. A Day.

Have some OC doodles I started yesterday before tragedy struck and are like the bare minimum effort for today to finish. Since the two princes were originally not /in canon/ for another plot but rather made for a mafia AU as cousins to one of the main characters for the base plot. I was like. Huh let's give them a happier life. So here they're just princes and instead of the police department/detectives that most of the main cast is in base plot, those are the royal guards around the twins' castle.

#my characters #the funny thing is that the princes are like......... made for an au of another plot #and here they are in another au of the plot #so like yeehaw everyone i love my ocs and i love putting them in situations #also idk what its worth but hey happy pride atticus is trans im proud of him #it has zero relevance to the plot but its important to me that hes trans #he also is like.... an absolute bundle of friendliness which is a huge contrast to the twins cousin #who is extremely stoic for the most part and finds it hard to feel emotions and thinks #everyone feels the same way all the time like him - WHICH IS DEPRESSED BY THE WAY #but he learns that ah nope thats just him and oh hes better by the power of love #and he doesnt actually get it ?? like in canon or mafia or as a prince hes just like #huh i like this guy and he makes me want to smile which is really odd im gonna stay by him if i can #and doesnt even realize right away hes fallen in love #atticus and caspian however are very aware of their emotions and are v happy to see their cousin feel things #and are constantly there to tease him but support him and help him and theyre all good boys #ill shut up in the tags now bc the tags are taking me as long to type as the art took to doodle

[toastsnaffler]

dating an art student was so crazy I'm just thinking abt that one birthday I had where my ex got me stickers from the etsy of the person they were cheating on me with....

#they made them address the thank you note to me and everything ajskfjfkfb. i didnt know they were cheating at the time but wow... #every time i break out my sticker collection and see them im reminded of it. but i cant throw out the stickers theyre deltarune ones 😭 #like they were a rly cool artist.... just unfortunate that happened 💀 #the drama was insane. my ex only wanted to sleep with them but they (other person) wanted them to break up with me so they could date #but my ex dumped them rly harshly for suggesting that i guess 'romantic' cheating was a step too far even for them lmaooo #i heard abt their breakup secondhand and god could they be cruel sometimes. they made fun of the sex theyd had w them #to all their mutual friends n everything i actually felt so bad for the other person when i found out. at least our breakup wasnt that bad #i only finally got that cruel side of them directed towards me like a year after when they wanted us to stop being friends #but yeah. its also funny in a way bc my ex only suggested i had adhd bc the other person did too + struggled a lot with rsd #which i guess they found out when they broke up with them. and then looked at that and thought huh my gf is kind of similar... #and this was like. 2 years before i even considered i had adhd myself and sought diagnosis ahdkfidjcjdjfjfjfkdbfnf #this made me go look the other persons art page up on instagram + then i recognised some of their friends/flatmates art pages and i found #their (my exs that is) grad year film which is still being shown at animation festivals... good for them good for them #i dont think they have an art page themselves tho cuz they were always v shy and weird abt sharing art on social media #like everyone else except them is tagged on things... shame i wouldve liked to see what they were making now. even if we're not friends #also one of their old roommates made some REALLY similar squid game fanart to mine like a month after i posted it huh.. #not mad abt it or anything i think its cool i just didnt realise they showed my art to their friends. thats cute #ah this was years ago anyway. getting my head out of the rabbit hole #im gonna go play some elden ring and then maybe do smth fun in my sketchbook we shall seeee #.diaries

[kenobihater]

the duality of man........ . ... .

#PLS vote i don't wanna drag this out over a week!! #i'm personally leaning towards the second one but i think that might make some weirdo je.di apologists send me rude anons after only seeing #my url lol. i dislike him bc he would likely be insufferable irl but he's not real so i love him in fictional form if that makes sense?? #also i think it's just kind of a funny and ironic @ bc he's the actual fandom darling and i am not immune to his charms either 😮‍💨 #im gonna vote for option 2 bc i want results immediately lol. and all of this might be for nothing if i decide not to change or fall out of #love with star wars again. i ALSO have t4tobiwan which is on brand for me but i don't rlly like it v much? i don't see him as exclusively #t4t at all bc that means saltine krust was trans which... just NO lol #len asks

[interdimensionalrealitymachine]

i wonder if i'll ever reach a point where crisp and quiet early mornings don't immediately fill me with that sense of dread and anxiety about being out in service

#text #exjw #ex jw #laying in bed listening to birds chirping like ''wow just like all those horrible saturday mornings'' #actually had a dream the other night my dad dragged me out in service with him #which is v funny bc neither of us go to meetings anymore (dad is still pomi tho)

[yukinomonshou]

i'm gonna say it because no one else is going to: the 'subversion' of the chosen one trope is no longer a subversion and is now instead a trope of its own.

its only a subversion the first couple of times its done: by the time it hits at least FIVE DIFFERENT MAJOR STORY RELEASES. it is no longer a subversion. it is a trope.

so many things people call a 'subversion' are literally just tropes in a different outfit now LOL

#dreamy speaking #tbh there are so many stories now where 'actually light is secretly evil and dark is Good Actually' that its #its own trope now sorry. same with the angels V demons story lines #where they make angels evil but demons good #in some cases!!! i'd argue that those're even more cliche now then doing the original angel v demon #because everyone does the angel evil demon good thing these days #which is why!! its so funny people are pissed about the demons in frieren LOL #anyway i Also Miss chosen one stories because now #everyone is too scared to do them because they're 'cliche'

[blee-bleep]

it always amazes me how ame and kronii rarely ever collab and they don't have as good of a chemistry as they have w other talents, but the fanart and lore that the fans made for them is so plentiful that we dont even notice it

#not that its a bad thing ame is just conscious about her outbursts when w others and kronii just doesnt fuck around w lore #but it always funny to me how the content just writes itself by simply having common themes like time-travel #which is a fantastic concept btw a detective that stole a valuable watch from the time god to time travel???? give me it. all of it. #its like that one meme where en's lore is so expansive and hardcore meanwhile the actual streamers are the chillest gang uve ever seen #its amazing what fans can come up tbh that ina v myth is still god-tier fan content #what kronii and ame have is the exact opposite of what mumei and gura has HSDJKGHKJSDGHHSDG #bleerambles #holoen #hololive english

[bbyboybucket]

I’m starting all the big girl stuff and learning how to do diagnostics and treatment methods. Way to make me equally terrified and excited 🥲

#I have to start sitting in on AA and NA meetings which makes me extremely scared bc I gotta go alone to those 🥲 #but yeah we really gettin in it now #bc right now I’m doing focus areas addiction and substance abuse and then neurodevelopmental disorders in children #but both are starting off with basic clinical practices #and it’s also a little funny bc in one of my classes today I was sitting there like ‘ohhh that’s what my therapist was doing’ #but yeah I’m scared but also not scared #and I’m like ‘yay my copy of the DSM-V is finally gonna be put to use’ #but I’m actually far more scared bc actual clinical internships aren’t the far future now #that shit is SOOOOOON and what if I’m bad at it 👀 #I mean I’m sure I’ll be fine BUT THAT SHIT IS COMING UP IT AINT A WHEN IM OKDER THING ANYMORE #ITS LIKE NEXT SEMSESTER 🥲