#which i am ofc

[cosmologicalspoon]

POV: your horrible older brother won't stop touching the ancient gay angel that pulled him out of hell

#id say blame fitz for this #((theyre my castieellllll)) #but we both had the same terrible idea at the same terrible time #so really #i can only blame em 50% #which i am ofc #going to do #anyway yeah no #throwback to the yearlong throwback and whatever posessed us ti take thrse lmao #spn #brain rot #supernatural #i feel like it needs a warning lmao #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #baby baby boy #all the jazz #its late but also consider this a happy cas day present

[chronic-kisses]

every so often i change the pic on my carrd so people still think i’m sexy and hot /hj

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dni 18+ lolzies

#i lied it’s because i get insecure in my face very quickly #but also i want people to think i’m hot #which i am ofc #logscreamsalot

[foolsocracy]

omg ally

#idk what’s going on in the background but IDGAF!!! 🍾🥳 #I amuse myself #also ofc aunt May loves gay ppl this was just for the joke #my art #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spider man noir #marvel #robbie robertson #also the cafteria Robbie mentions was a gay spot in the 1930s lol #like in real life #in greenwich village which is close enough to the Bowery am I right #they can walk a few blocks that all I’m saying #who remebers when I posted those first 2 pics like 8 months ago #tumblr if u crunch these pictures I’m killing myself

[gumm1defloor]

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

#for those of y'all new to the tag yes these two have been technically canon for a long while #and yes we still have no exact idea why #I am still of the opinion that Vox clocked Val first in terms of the alliance (for whatever reason known to man) #And Val still till this day has no fuckin clue how he managed to score him and is just winging shit as he goes along #this is until proven otherwise by canon ofc but still #No I do not know why I am doing a character analysis of Hazbin Hotel of all things but here we are #still sincerely curious as to where their bond came from though #yknow outside of physical attraction and shared business ideals #the only semi logical explanation I have currently is that Valentino still unapologetically thinks of himself as hot shit despite being #yknow #Valentino #which makes him the antithesis of Vox's fragile ego and blatant insecurities #(and therefor invertedly gives Vox personal gratification for being able to dominate him and control him) #The other possibility was narcissism but that theory is mostly scrapped now the more I watch his interactions with Val in ep2 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth #hazbin hotel shitposts #anyone willing to respond to please feel free to do so btw been thinking abt this pairing for quite a while #I think they work very interestingly as a villain couple #I want Valentino to light vox on fire and dance with him while they burn

[beesbiteandwillowrites]

Prompt:

soulmate au but instead of immediately feeling like they found the person they're supposed to be with, they take one look at each other and just fucking despise each other

#they look at each other and go “why tf am I paired with you of all people?” #this loser is the one? really? #really universe? there's nobody else? #which leads to a journey of character growth as they learn to appreciate each other and fall in love ofc #i totally had dead on main in mind for this #or jaykyle #basically any jason centric ship #willow's writing prompts #soulmates #dead on main #jaykyle #jason todd #danny fenton #dc #dp x dc #kyle rayner

[queerofthedagger]

i mean this in the like... nicest way possible, but there is no way to post your writing and/or art on the internet without running the very high risk of it getting scraped, whether you post it on tumblr, pillowfort, or ao3. sites being 'anti ai' does not mean your art cannot be scraped. it is simply almost impossible to prevent, much less guarantee that. I'm not saying this to be a pessimist or to stop people from being rightfully pissed about this. it sucks. massively so! but if the idea does in fact bother you that much, you should know that moving sites won't fix the issue. ao3, as far as we know, has been scraped/is getting scraped. you can set your fics so that only logged in users can access them, but it only makes scraping one step more difficult, and by no means impossible and the otw has stated this clearly.

which, again, this sucks! i don't have a great solution either!! but tumblr is relatively honest, at least, when it tells you that it cannot prevent, only discourage it. ao3 said the same thing. any site promising you otherwise is, to the best of my knowledge, lying to you.

#*mine #mona rambles #personally my stance is and always has been a somewhat resigned 'if i post it on the Internet it might get stolen' #which ofc is.not optimal #but i see a lot of misinformation and supposed alternatives get thrown around and uhhh. yeah i don't think they are it imma be real #like you can find me on other sites i should make a post again #but the same way i never locked down my fics I'm not leaving tumblr over this #I'm not going to stop posting over the most recent art theft scheme and I'm wary of uninformed shouts for stricter copyright #considering we're yk #in fandom and that's a slippery slope #but i do think at the end of the day regulations will have to be the way to go #as of now there's just very little you can do. and again!! that sucks!! i get being upset i am too!! #but yeah realistically the next great social media site isn't going to 'finally be good trust me bro'

[anonymouscheeses]

Goth Vaggie because how could you let her be so tasteless in the gothness bro. Please... atleast one hint at goth vaggie 😔

My other non related Vaggie redesign sort of expression sheet + goth vaggie x Charlie under cut vvvv

Didn't turn out as well as I wanted it to. I think I rushed out the sketch and tried to fix it in line art as best as I could. Soo... I love Vaggie guys. Like a normal amount yknow? So normal. (It's crazy. I kin Charlie ofc but Vaggie is literally so mmmff)

Still trying to find a consistent head shape for Vaggie sooo I'll jst practice I guess

Very VERY messy and quick doodle I shit out. Might finish one day, these new nails make digital art hard (i draw on phone and am too pussy for computer and I'm too poor for traditional art lmao so expect shit art for a bit maybe unless i thug it out fr)

PLEASE CHAGGIE JST ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCEE ONE CHA-

I love these goobers so much 💜💜

Charlie tryinna not look at booba, respect women even tho they is in bed wit you 🗣🔥

#im normal about her #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel #hazbin vaggie #vaggie #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #i have never done aesthetics be4 so this is new to me... hopefully i got the goth acccurate and godo 😔 #CHONKY MOTH HELPP. NOT. NOT HER OFC... I MEAN THE ACTUALY MOTH. 😭 #when i was first designing Vaggie i searched up moths for inspo and NO ONE TOLD ME THEY WERE SO FUCKIN CUUUTEEE #THEY ARE SO FLUFFY AND CHONKY AND UGGGHH THEY ARE SO CUTEEE 😭😭 #which led me to chubby Vaggie and the fluff. i want to make the fluff subtle like i did before with it being on the jacket but #i guess youll see that in my next big redesigning of my redesigns of the characers who have been redesigned.... #shes so goth coded it kind of hurts #what if i made this into an au. lmao no... but what if..? nooo haha. but... #hazbin has me in a choke hold and i dont even like the show ugh get me out 😭 #its crazy cuz every hyperfixation ive had was stuff i enjoyed and this one i am fighting to get awau from and its the one that im addicted 2 #goth vaggie #becauze it should be a tag #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #charlie x vaggie #vaggie x charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin redesign #tw suggestive

[audhd-nightwing]

headcanon: dick actually prefers wearing baggy clothes in public and is way more comfortable in them because nobody comments on his body when he’s not in form-fitting outfits

and it sucks because he actually really enjoys wearing form-fitting outfits and feels good in them, but any time he does people stare or catcall or even grope him and he just. can’t handle that after everything

plus the villains kissing him as nightwing thing has gotten so bad that he’s genuinely considering getting a mask that covers the lower half of his face

#i have a lot of feelings about him okay #dick grayson #dc comics #nightwing #dc stop having characters sexually harass nightwing challenge #these are not fun hcs #moreso ‘how i think these things would affect him’ #dick not even feeling comfortable wearing skinny jeans in public. #dc i am coming for you #cuz the amount of times that he’s harassed and objectified etc is ridiculous!! #and it would definitely affect him!!!! #he’s shown to be visually uncomfortable with it! multiple times! #and is also canonically a SA/rape survivor!! #dc writers i will find you. #cw sa mention #when in costume around people he is constantly on edge #except his family and friends ofc #but even in a mask and armor he feels less safe than he would in a hoodie and sweats #anywayyyyy #yeah i cant stop thinking about him again #the Grayson writers specifically i will hunt down and kill one by one #in my head this started with me thinking about amab nonbinary dick grayson #and then i was like #yeah cuz he’s woman coded so it makes sense which brought me to WHY he’s women coded #(because he’s just as sexualized and objectified as them) #i’ve literally never seen any other male character treated this way. just dick grayson #ok sorry i’m rambling

[synthshenanigans]

dream(outro from calamity) is so freakin pretty like that instrumental especially is just like augh

#i know its been like a year but i am still not normal about it #that instrumental too #the end half especially #the lyrics from “but I am not done yet” to the end tho??? AUGH #oh to hear this cover for the first time again #ascending beyond this realm #feels very flare home stuck to me #which is one of my favorite hs songs #chonny jash #moss post #the back vocals augh #such nice lyrics vocals & an instrumental #so so pretty all around #crying over dream(ofc) again #no one is shocked

[whatsaudreythinkingabout]

spto coming out has been such a surreal experience bc before it came out i was like. the one roxie kinnie (at least as far as i was aware, i’m not doubting that there were more out there) & now she has like a million stans and half of me is like “FINALLY other people who understand her the way i do” and the other half is like “i liked her before it was cool. my blorbo. mine.”

#this isn’t meant to be taken that seriously ofc #i hope this doesn’t come off as like. pretentious or gatekeepy or anything #it’s just weird when you have a character you identify with so strongly that suddenly becomes popular after years of being underrated #and you’re torn between enjoying their newfound popularity w others & missing having them all to yourself #i’m so unbelievably happy that the show gave her the character development she deserved #and that she’s becoming more people’s favorite #and that we’re getting more fan content of her bc i was STARVED #and i’ll give my more detailed thoughts in a separate post #but also never forget I WAS THE FIRST #i am the self-appointed CEO for a reason #some details i actually predicted in my own HCs #(many of which i haven’t even posted here yet) #& i’m SHOCKED that so many of my own thoughts on her ended up coming true #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #roxie richter #roxy richter #audrey thoughts

[erabu-san]

This has nothing to do with anything but look!! I got two babies!!

Aren't they just the cutest? They besties fr.

Just wanted to share it with you since you're my favorite artist that draws them (^_^♪)

WAAAAAH OMG THOSE FLUFFY PLUSHIES I want to punch them.

/j

#i crave for violence when smth is cute or fluffy #/J OFC I would never punch a plushie which not mine #. #THANK YOU I AM SO HONORED TO BE CONSIDER AS YOUR FAVE ARTIST WHO DREW THEM JSDJFS ABND I AM SO SORRY SINCE I DON'T DRAW OFTEN LIKE BEFORE T #tighnari & cyno

[princeoftheroses]

#i was going to put chuchu in here but then i wasnt sure chuchu's gender #pretty sure theyre nb #anyway ofc the 'what if i hate women' thing is a joke #was just curious how in a series where its well known that the men tend to be horrible at least guilty of some misogynistic practices #which man ppl still like #idk who the hell is clicking akio tho i just included him just in case but if you press him i am BLOCKING you #touga kiryuu #kyouichi saionji #miki kaoru #souji mikage #ruka tsuchiya #mamiya chida #mitsuru tsuwabuki #revolutionary girl utena #poll

[notthatalex]

I think my biggest smosh character unpopular opinion is that the Creekside Killer doesn't exist.

Ofc smosh characters (outside of sword af and baf legacy) don't really have any Canon, only characterization, really. (They are here to be comedic, not build a narrative.) BUT I think the Creekside Killer not existing is important for Sarah Christs' characterization. Or at least my characterization of her.

In the subtext of most of the jokes, the joke or part of the joke is that he isn't real, but a patchworked story/ enemy Sarah created. That's where the humor comes from.

She needs one convenient bad guy. Someone that represents the worst in the world. Because then she can beat it. Then there is a goal, something SHE can do.

I think the Creekside Killer is something her mind created to make her feel less helpless and lost. She is a super paranoid person, that gets pushed into being the straight man a lot because the people around her are unexceptionally over the top (redacted, chosen). When she is alone, the opposite shines threw.

This is the most clear the universal studios video. She is a mess in that video and the whole joke is that she spends the entirety of it (and her life tbh) on a wild goose chase after a man that isn't real.

On the other hand, I am also really interested in having him as a character. Be it from smosh or in fan works. Especially if he is also used as a metaphor for something bigger. I do want a Creekside Killer, but my first interpretation is the "correct" universe for me. The most faithful and true verison of Sarah.

The same how I enjoy BAF Legacy Chosen with him being actual supernatural and special in a way, while he isn't true Chosen in my mind.

I think I am always drawn to the more human interpretations of these characters.

#i am actually not sure how popluar it is but ofc most people talk about him like he is real #but also that is not really fair of me to just take it like that #because of course most people engaging with these characters are doing it on the level they are created on #which is purely comedic #and on that level it obviously makes sense and not a lot of people care enough about them in the psychotic way i do #lol #but this is my house and i can talk about them how i want to #smosh #sarah christ

[biracy]

The way people on this website like confidently assert their superiority over "TikTok teens" (concept I have complained about at length) bc "they wouldn't survive in the NINETIES when everyone said FAG and DYKE". Like yes obviously people shouldn't police other people's language usage but also treating people like cringey loser idiots for not feeling super comfortable personally using terms that could potentially carry a lot of baggage for them that you don't know about is extremely bizarre and I cannot believe this is where we're at. This is "if you are uncomfortable with me calling you A Queer it's because you're a terf" all over again except with this shitty faux-edgelord coat of paint over it

#also if i see one more cis person call people 'trannies' bc 'solidarity' i'm exploding the world. shut the fuck up #open mick night #lgbt #there are so many layers to this btw #continuous mocking of 'puriteens' or whatever by adults #idolizing a fictitious 70s/80s/90s Queer Utopia With No Infighting that never actually existed in that form at all #weird gay neoclassicism #and then ofc the edgelord thing which is the same as the 'transSEXUAL' thing which as established i am over #look. you were all so annoying you made being a transfag or whatever boring. are you happy now

[visceravalentines]

it's so insane because randy cares so much for the well-being of others he's willing to crush himself like a soda can so he takes up less space, breathes less air, runs zero risk of hurting anyone in any way

and benson cares so little for anybody in the world including himself that to him, killing three people is an obvious solution to a persistent problem. humiliating a waitress to prove a point is fair game. threatening a store clerk with a gun is the same.

but benson does in fact care for someone. he cares for randy. and he cares for his ma. and he wants to feed them and fix them and give them his last pack of cigarettes and he's just so frustrated that randy diminishes himself for the sake of all these other human beings who don't matter. none of them matter. they aren't real. not like randy is real. only him. and he tries again and again to show him that, that for all randy acts like he's nothing, he's everything.

and in the end, both of the people benson gives everything for sell him out. one by one. and that's when he walks outside the diner. when he doesn't have anything left. when he's alone, really alone. barely even real.

#this is ofc assuming ma tells the cops everything which we do not know for sure. maybe she tells them to get fucked. #anywayyyy feeling normal feeling good #this is barely coherent and so am i #benson the passenger #the passenger

[inlocusmads]

Playing Kali: Call of Darkness and my only gripe is that I just cannot take the outfits seriously lmao. (Yes I'm somewhat aware of 80s fashion, but seriously my guy, wearing a grand lehenga choli in the middle of summer really is a choice, so to speak.)

#i'm not going to critique fashion a lot given i wasn't an 80s kid and fashion in india differs from state to state #but i feel like to an extent the creators of kcd took a lot of inspiration from bollywood fashion #which is ofc a trendsetter yes but at the same time regular people didn't really dress like that #and it took a while afaik for the trends in indian cinema to really spread around #and to see a silk-looking saree being called a “simple saree” in the game really punches me in the gut lol #anyway i am not going to go hard on the book because 1) fashion history is something i know very little about #and 2) it is a fantasy/horror book and obvs it probably is enough if the creators just focused on the aesthetics