Kabru/Mithrun is funny because it's: guy who lives to pull people's strings/guy who doesn't have any strings to pull.
Kabru/Laios is funny because it's: guy who lives to pull people's strings/guy who has one very obvious string to pull but the other guy doesn't want to pull it because its GROSS.
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I just want rhaenyra and alicent to have one (1) extremely fucked up emotionally fraught sexual encounter during the Queen in Chains era where they bask in the delusion that their life could’ve ended any other way before rhaenyra goes off to get eaten by sunfyre and alicent fully settles into spending the rest of her life in bitter captivity
DELUSIONSHIP SWEEP🙏
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Sorry to be a bother but I’m obsessed with your nedcat sex headcanons like omg
lakjsfd listen george put that "it was a good soreness" line in there and i'm supposed to NOT think about how ridiculous those two must have been and how traumatized Robb probably was because they're discreet but also He Knows What Theyr're Doing He Saw That Hickey On Ned's Neck Dammit and he can't complain to anyone because Theon just laughs at him, Jon hates knowing about this even more than Robb does, Jory thinks its romantic, and Bran is not old enough to know how embarrassing their parents are. Arya asks why Robb always looks upset when Ned brushes Cat's hair out of her face and then Cat yanks him in to kiss and Robb just fully walks away and goes outside to hit something.
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There needs to be a queer app for boring bitches like me because I swear it’s impossible to meet or find queer people in the area that aren’t fucking potheads or into shrooms or heavy drinkers or big on clubbing/partying. like please. I wanna go to the park I wanna go roller skating I wanna have a picnic or stay inside to play games. I’m a homebody. Save me from these people. I hate partying and drugs and alcohol. I hate it here I HAAAATE it here
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I love the crocodad theory a lot but I fear that the fandom will start misgendering him or respect the character less because of transphobia.
Oda have written queer characters before who are respected by the fandom such as Bonclay but for Crocodile its another story. He is their alpha male badass character and adding queerness to his character might make them mad. Not that I care about those bigots feelings but its already not easy to navigate this fandom without queerphobia being thrown in your face.
Ppl can digest a queer character who fit in the stereotypes but once they dont, its another story.
Same, people are weird as fucking hell and gross about Crocodile maybe being trans already, we can be sure it would get worse if him being trans was confirmed in the story, there would be absolutely no avoiding it
But at the same time...
Transphobes are gonna be transphobes regardless, and I don't want that to become a reason for any storyteller to not create trans characters. I don't want Oda to bend over backwards to please the transphobes when they're the ones in the wrong. If anything, I want Oda to just go all the way with the message of queer liberation and freedom in One Piece. Like it's not perfect, but it's already there, but it's so subtle many queerphobes have been able to ignore it this whole time and I don't want Oda to let them ignore it anymore. I want him to rub it into their faces so hard they'll start complaining about "Oda going woke"
And like, let's be real. If Crocodile was trans and Oda pulled it off just right (without falling into certain pitfalls that he's be stumbling with this whole time with queer rep), that could unironically be like. Great not just trans rep but trans masc rep in particular
Like maybe it's just the media I've consumed but trans masc rep is typically very non-existant and/or very much like Yamato, who, while valid as hell, might not be how many trans masc people want to be seen as by others (as in, "confused girls")
We've known Crocodile as a character for 23 years at this point, and for the first 8-9 years of that he was very much seen as A Manly Cis Man (like you said) without a hint of a doubt (until Impel Down). If it turned out he had been trans this whole time, that would force people to rethink how they view trans people.
As just regular fucking people
That person you knew for years turned out to be trans? So what? What does that actually change about them? It's still the same person deep down. Those are the things Oda could force people to think about.
And honestly? If that helped convert even just a single transphobe, or educate someone without an opinion on trans people, to just letting trans people live their lives in peace, I think it'd be worth it
But like, yeah. The transphobes are gonna be loud regardless. It fucking sucks, and I hate the fandom for it. But, damned if you do, damned if you don't, there's no avoiding it. And I think the potential positive impact would outweight the already festering negativity.
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This may get me legit doxxed but I cannot believe Astarion is the fan favourite bg3 companion. The racist??? The racist old man who frequently and explicitly confirms that he is racist and will continue to be racist?? And it isn't even like. Goblin racism or something like Wyll where it's because they're "evil". He's racist against indigenous people and dehumanises short people. Which are also actual real human groups. And he explicitly refuses to change that behaviour.
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