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#whatever he wants to call himself he'll always be scaramouche to me so
nobody-for-sure · 1 year
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Two Peas in a Pod
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Two assholes with feelings are bound to have struggles. Can a relationship built on nothing but rude words really last?
(Gender-neutral reader, sfw, ~1.8k words; cross-posted on AO3)
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Everyone says that you and Scaramouche are two peas in a pod.
By which, of course, they mean that you're both assholes. Petty, diabolical little shits that are completely, unquestionably intolerable... except, for some reason, to each other.
The two of you work. You shouldn't, but you do.
It's a wonder that you get along, really. No one's ever heard either of you say a kind word to the other. Quite the opposite, in the fact: there seems to be some sort of ongoing competition to see which of you can make the best jab at the other and live to tell the tale. (He's winning - for now - only because you haven't found a good way to work mommy issues naturally into a conversation yet.)
Really, you don't seem like a couple at all. At best, maybe like rivals who have hate sex. But the truth is, you're a great match. It might be difficult for others to understand, but you're both supportive... in your own way. A little more so in private, when there's no one else to see: that's when vulnerabilities sometimes slip through the cracks. But who better to reassure you of your worth than someone who's seen the filth of the world as you have, rather than someone pure and benevolent enough to spout that sort of crap to anyone? That's not to say you're overly soft on each other, though... far from it. Still, given how you appear to the public, no one else would even dream of expecting so much as a backhanded compliment from you two.
So yes, though some would be hard-pressed to believe it, you are a couple. Why else would you both be able to get away with saying everything you do? It's unspoken knowledge between the two of you. Neither of you are good at expressing your feelings, so trading insults and arguments is the best you can do. But isn't that the best kind of relationship, where you can feel comfortable arguing, knowing that things will still be the same afterwards?
Words are just words, after all. They are... until they aren't.
All it takes is one day. Too many things go wrong for you to count, and you’re pushing breaking point, one minor mishap away from a total meltdown. Impressively, he's involved in none of those things... he's simply the last straw this time.
"Hah- pathetic," he scoffs when he hears about your day. "Getting worked up over something like that? Ridiculous."
Normally, you wouldn’t even be phased. Deep down, you know what he means by it. 'Don't worry about what they think, they're nobody. Don't let it get to you. Losers like that should mean nothing to you.'
You know that's what he means. But sometimes - at times like this - it would be nice to hear him say it for once.
Tears prick the corners of your eyes against your will, and he stiffens. In retrospect, it's another indication of how much he cares for you: were it anyone else, he would've left the room already. It's a little-known fact that Scaramouche hates when people cry... or at least, when someone he cares about does. He doesn't know what to do, how to deal with it. So as fat salty tears run down your cheeks, he sits rigidly in place, staring uncomfortably at you.
In truth, you can't blame him, because his response was no different than it normally would have been. Yours is. But what right do you have to get offended, suddenly, when your relationship is built off of the teasing remarks and petty jabs you've traded? How can you complain that he doesn't say stuff like that when he never has, and you've never expected him to? You knew from the start that he wasn't the type. And how can you complain when you're the exact same way? What a hypocrite.
You swallow. Maybe the two of you aren't such a great match after all.
You're both assholes, but you both have feelings, too, even if you both pretend you don’t. Is being in love really enough, if no one ever expresses it verbally? Maybe he deserves better, and so do you. Someone who knows the right words to say, and isn't too proud to say them. Someone who will cradle you in their arms and whisper reassurances when you need them the most.
...Even after being in a relationship for so long, you don't think you'll ever get that from him. It’s not the sort of relationship you have, and... you don't think that's going to change anytime soon. Both of you are too stubborn. He's too stubborn. At first you didn't care, but now...
...now you're not sure you want that.
He'll call it the fourth betrayal, you know. But he'll get over it - get over you. He's stronger than he thinks. You know him well enough.
No matter how many times his heart is crushed, he always returns to seeking love. He's misguided, and he's not always good at it. But love is, and has always been, what he desires more than anything. He hasn't realized it yet, but it’s the part of himself he’ll never be able to cut out and discard. The love he yearns for will be what grounds him to this world, so he needs someone who will support him through thick and thin, encouraging him on when he starts to doubt himself, to doubt whether someone like him even deserves love-
-and you need someone like that, too.
You take a deep breath, eyes watery. "Scaramouche," you say thickly, "I think maybe we should br-"
He flicks you hard on the forehead before folding his arms. "Shut up."
You gape.
He glares harshly in response. "If you finish that sentence, I'll kill you."
You narrow your eyes in defiance. Pointless words. He knows you’re not the type to stay silent. If he's going to be like this now, of all times, then you have no doubt. "I think we should-"
This time, he lunges forward and claps his hand over your mouth, tugging you toward him abruptly and twisting your body so that your back falls against his chest.
"I said, shut up," he seethes in your ear. "If you think I'm going to just let you do whatever you please, you're mistaken."
A muffled sob escapes your lips, and a shudder rolls through your body. You feel him tense slightly behind you as fresh tears land on his fingers. Scaramouche really doesn't like when people cry. Nevertheless, instead of releasing you in disgust, he pulls you tighter to his chest.
"Do you think I'm an idiot?" he asks tersely.
You're not sure what that has to do with anything, but his grip loosens enough for you to shake your head no.
"Then you should already know. I'm not dumb enough to let the one person who's accepted all my flaws and stayed with me all this time even though I'm... like this... go." The hand that's not covering your mouth curls further around your waist, pinning you to him. “No one else is dumb enough to talk back to me, and I wouldn’t want to be bored.”
He's misguided, and he's not always good at love.
"And we've already agreed that I'm not an idiot. I know exactly what you’re going to say the moment I take my hand off your mouth. So..." To your surprise, he falters for a moment, swallows.
But he’s stronger than he thinks. You know him well enough.
"...So tell me what I have to do, damn it!" His voice cracks slightly, and you suck in your breath.
Perhaps he's stronger than you gave him credit for, too. Strong enough to change.
"Tell me what to do, so that you don't leave me too! Do you think I'm so weak that I can't even make one person happy? I fucking can, and I fucking will! Do you want to bet- OW! What the fuck?!" He jerks his hand away from your mouth, inspecting the teeth marks on his fingers as you wriggle yourself around in his grip to face him. "You-"
"That's for flicking me, dumbass." Your tone doesn't match your actions, desperately searching his face for some sort of confirmation. Visible frustration lines his features, but he sets his mouth in a determined line when you meet his eyes.
He means every word.
"...it will... be hard," you say, barely a ghost of a whisper. 'For both of us' goes unspoken.
"No fucking shit," he responds immediately. "What's the matter? Too much of a coward?" Your eyes narrow and he bites his lip, seemingly realizing that was not the best way to phrase it. "Wait-"
"...Maybe," you admit, and he shuts his mouth. Maybe you are a coward, giving up so easily. You thought you were thinking of him, too, but it seems he has different priorities. (You're a priority. The thought warms you.) There's a definitive irony to presuming to know so much about him while simultaneously acknowledging that neither of you are honest about your feelings. "...I'm sorry."
"You should be." There's no bite in his voice as he leans forward to capture your lips in a kiss. You stiffen briefly, before reciprocating.
We'll be okay.
The two of you work. You shouldn't, but you do.
If Scaramouche can change, if he's willing to try... well, then you definitely can. Maybe not a lot (because archons forbid you become one of those cute, sappy couples), but a little goes a long way. For now, just knowing that he really does care - that he doesn't want to lose you - is enough. You’re both a couple of assholes, it's true. But even worse, you’d be a couple of morons if you couldn’t make this love work.
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...And he's right, too: neither of you would have as much fun in a relationship with someone 'nicer', where you couldn't engage in 'friendly' banter that makes everyone around you sweat and question if you're both psychopaths. Truly, thank goodness you get to have the best of both worlds.
Because later, when Scaramouche is confident you’re in a better mood and things are more or less back to normal, he turns to you with a smirk. "Looks like I win."
"Win what?"
"The competition, obviously. Of which one of us can say something to make the other snap first." He looks so supremely proud of himself that you just can't resist the opportunity to wipe the grin off his face. It's a good chance to get even, anyway.
"Ah... of course," you say slowly. "It looks like I'm just too nice after all."
Sure enough, his face drops to one of disdain and disbelief. "...Excuse me?"
Your gaze slides to the side as a smile creeps up your face. "Yeah, you know, since I’ve resisted the temptation to bring up mommy issues-"
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."
You cackle. Looks like it’s a tie.
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dawndelion-winery · 2 years
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Dumb Ways To Fall in Love
The silly things they do to impress you when they're in love
Ft. Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Dainsleif, Scaramouche
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Childe:
He's always liked to think he was charming in his own odd way
And he does fully expect said "charm" to work on you
Which is why he's pretty confused as to why you don't seem smitten by his obvious attention
He cooks for you a lot! But they're normally,,,,unique dishes with whatever he fishes himself
Because he wants to impress you with how he can whip something up from scratch
Which doesn't really work out well because...well we've seen his signature dish
More often than not, the dessert is far more appetising
Please use that as motivation to finish the main course, he tried his best and it would hurt his feelings if you didn't even try it
Diluc:
He knows him being a rich, gentlemanly bachelor is a very big seeking point of his to most of the Mondstadt population
Which is why he not so subtly tries to subtly flex his wealth in front of you
Now he's already normally generous, which is what makes it so jarring when he does it with you
Because mentally he's just "Yeah, I'd do this for the average Mondstadt citizen, which means I have to one up that now"
But of course who's to determine what "one" is?
Hence the huge leap of obvious favouritism
Not even a hint of hesitation when you seem to want something from him
The number of times he's just agreed to whatever favour you've asked for before you've even specified the favour should give you an idea of what he's like
Kaeya:
He once heard you mention how you feel he's too cool and unapproachable for you, as nice as he was
So he makes an effort to slip up in front of you
Internally he thinks you'll appreciate it - "Notice me being a dumbass and find it endearing please"
Surely that should change your mind about him, right?
Until he overhears another of your opinions on him and how you (affectionately) called him a goofball playing a suave captain
Which he couldn't quite refute but he wasn't entirely sure if that was positive
Leading him back to his initial bravado, once again creating that rift because the dork you thought you noticed had disappeared
And then he panics again because you seem distant again
And the cycle repeats itself until he gets some sense slapped into him or you take a chance and ask him out
Dainsleif:
It wasn't easy being captain of the royal guard
But it was somehow easier than baring his heart to you
Brings you fruits and flowers as he travels with you
Definitely the type to silently bring you cut and peeled fruit as a nonverbal "I love you"
He's gotten really good at food presentation because of it, and adds little edible flowers as decoration
If you ever decide to take a break and read, he offers to feed you the fruit
Honestly at some point it's more like you would naturally assume y'all are dating?? But he doesn't really get the memo and keeps wondering why you never bring it up like is he not being obvious enough for you?
In pain whenever you snuggle up to him assuming you think it's platonic but accepts it nonetheless because it's nice to be able to hold you and be held
Scaramouche:
All people do is disappoint so why put in the effort to woo you?
So he says as he proceeds to try impress you anyway
Subtly flexes quite literally every strength he has in front of you
For no apparent reason he'll cook over a campfire he started out of nowhere just because
Yeah, y'know, just to show he can work with what he's got, he's very resourceful
You're not entirely sure what his intentions are though, since he's more of proving his usefulness instead of showing you he cares about you
And you'd probably only pick up on that if you knew his past
He does pick up on what makes you feel loved and enjoy his presence over time though, so give him a little adjustment time to work out how to best express himself to you
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viharbinger · 1 year
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Fixing their ties for them before work Hcs + 400 follower BONUS!!
bonus!: pulling on their tie to kiss them......🤭 Thank u for 400 follows! This is a special 🥹 this might come in parts if I'm not lazy
pairings: diluc x scaramouche x itto x cyno x gn!reader (separate)
warnings: reader is shorter than them cries
tags: modern au, fluff
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Diluc
Crepus taught young Diluc how to tie a windsor knot before he had passed. And since then, he's been a professional at tying his own ties before going to work
But one day when he was finishing up his breakfast, his tie came undone, was about to get to work with the undone tie but thankfully you saved the day by fixing it!
It's not like he doesn't know how to tie his own ties but having you do it for him felt different. With every turn you did of the tie truly made him feel cared and love for
He's never forgotten how to do it himself, yet you always see him with an undone tie wrapped around his neck before work, almost begging for you to do it for him
You see him struggling to tie it in front of the mirror? Or he almost forgot his tie to work? Or the tie is literally knotted in the wrong directions?! He does this on purpose. It's not like he's using you to do these mundane things but he just loves it when you do.
Bonus
Diluc was always punctual and was right on time to leave for work for the day. He was looking at himself in the mirror, the tie you did for him was a perfect full windsor knot. He puts on his black blazer and was about to leave, when you called out for him.
"Forgetting something?" You quizzed, in your finger were his car keys jingling. "Oh." He vocalises. He approaches you. Right before he could even grab the keys from you, you tugged his tie, bringing him closer to you, pulling him into a long and deep kiss. But not long enough as he'll overstay his welcome.
"You look so professional and handsome." You patted his cheek lovingly and adjusted his hair. He was about to leave yet again when you had to force him to a stop to open his hand and put his keys in, closing it into a fist. His face was so flustered and so pitiful to look at for forgetting!
You giggled at the sight, pushing his front bangs to the side to give his forehead a sweet kiss. He went to work that day with a warm feeling in his chest.
Scaramouche
Doesn't know how to tie it and is pissy that he doesn't
He watches YouTube tutorial videos everyday before going to work. Despite doing it almost everyday, he still doesn't seem to get the knack of doing it in the right order
His cusses and insults echo around your tiny apartment everyday!
He gets 'angry' when you insist on doing it for him, but that deep blush spreading across his cheeks to his ears gives it away
He scowls everytime you get to such a close proximity with him just to fix his stupid work tie, and hates watching your delicate fingers move all over his chest effortlessly so he prompts to just look away.
Bonus
Very loud and angry curses could be heard throughout your home as it has every morning. You just woke up from your shared bed and had on your house slippers when you heard this. Moving to get to your hot headed partner, he doesn't tear his eyes away from his YouTube video.
He messes up once more, and again and again. You glanced at the clock on the wall, and he was going to be late at this rate so you had to do something. "I'll do it." You announced, turning the office chair with wheels he was on so he was facing you.
"No. I can do it." He replies sternly, moving his chair to turn back when you pulled him back and did his tie effortlessly, as you've done so everyday. There was a red hue creeping up his cheeks, and he didn't want to acknowledge it. "Psh. Whatever. I need to get to work.. See you." He says, absentmindedly grabbing his things to the door.
You see him off to make sure to give him a goodbye-kiss as you do all the time. "What is it now? I'm running late here." Pulling on his tie, you brought him down to your face and gave him a short well-lived kiss. ".... Can't get your hands off of me, can't I?" He mumbles, blushing harder than before, shutting the door behind him.
Itto
Doesn't know how to tie it but he doesn't try to hide it! In the earlier days, he barges into your shared room for your help. "Help me tie it, please!" He whines, and you're just there sitting on your bed upright trying to process what just happened.
Because of this, you decided to wake up at around the same time as him so you can get up and do his tie and see him off for work.
He always makes sure to give you a bunch of kisses and praises as thanks. He loves how you always do these things just for him, and appreciates it.
You're convinced that despite his behaviors at work, he looks so professional that nobody says anything because he's so cute.
Bonus
The red horned oni was rushing to work one day because he decided to sleep in and cuddle with you some more. Now he was facing the consequences by struggling to tie his tie with a piece of toast in his mouth.
And before he could even call you for help, you came over sleepily with his case full of paperworks that he forgetfully left on the bed. You fixed his tie swiftly and pat his chest done. He lets out a sigh of relief at this, grabbing his things from your hand.
"Thank you! I love you so much." He sighs deeply. And he was about to run back to do the door before you cleared your throat rather loudly to catch his attention. He was just out the door, so he peeked his head in to check on you. He hums as a response, and sees you pointing a finger to your cheek, expecting a kiss!
He shakes his head for his forgetfulness and rushes back over to plant a kiss to your cheek. And right after the kiss, he was pulled down from his neck as he was a towering height. He was given an even sweeter kiss. And then another, on his forehead, his nose and eye. He giggles in excitement for all the love you give him. And the kisses just keep coming in again and again.
He was late for work that day.
Cyno
Does know how to tie it himself but somehow, his tie seems to never be knotted fully before leaving.
Everyday you'd sit together to eat breakfast before work, watching videos together and what not.
"Your tie's undone." You remind him mid-biting into your meal. "Your tie's undone." You remind again when he's washing the dishes. "Your tie's undone." You repeat again when he's grabbing his papers. You were fed up with him honestly.
When he was at the door, you pulled him by the arm and pushed his tie up, so it was secure and perfect. It's become a bad habit of his, but it's really unintentional. He likes that you do it anyways.
Bonus
It was a typical morning for you and your partner, you both work during the day and see each other again at maybe lunch and at night. Your breakfast was simple but enough to energize you through the day.
Both of you were in your work attire, something professional and appropriate. Then something caught your eye while you were downing your meal. His tie was undone.
It was honestly annoying because he does this every other morning. He watches the video on the screen while eating, not even noticing what's happened to his tie.
Later, you both were in your shared car. You usually drive him to work because yours is further. "See ya later, alligator." He says unironically, making you cringe. You rolled your eyes at this statement and he was just about to head out the car when you suddenly pulled him by the tie and gave him a sweet, long and deep kiss.
He was almost in a trance. Even after a long time of dating, you still have him wrapped around your finger. The blush plastered on his cheeks were not so evident, but it was there. "Your tie's undone." You grumbled, pushing his tie up so it was secure.
I hope u guys liked this I put my whole ass out to write this . I literly got shadowbanned and Tumblr took like 5 years to reply , this was SO. LONG AWAITED TO POST.
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mayaree-darling · 5 months
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YANDERE FATUI/HARBINGER SCARA>>>>>>>
The way he would kill anyone who would even look at you, if their someone in the fatui or Harbingers he will try and make their life hell (and he would succeed) wether you know his actions or not
Perhaps it’s fear, admiration, love, it doesn’t matter it’s the way you look at him the way he knows your calling to him, your his
I LOVE THE WHOLE HARBINGER, AND YANDERE AESTHETIC FOR SCARA
From aree: hard agree with you, anon. Harbinger Scara as a Yandere just hits all the right boxes. Hope you don't mind me writing a short lil bit right here. I sort of hyperfixated on the staring thing.
tw for implied human experimentation and slight body horror
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always watching// yandere!scaramouche
Scaramouche seems to get lost in his own thoughts a lot, staring off into the distance.
The Fatui grunts know better than to approach him when he's stuck in his own head. None of them can exactly tell whether he's simply bored at the moment or he's planning another murder that would change the course of history, but either way, getting close while he's thinking does not bode anyone well.
Currently, they've taken to noticing that his eyes always seem to find their way to you when he's deep in thought. His eyes are a burning glare, almost willing with focus alone for your very body to combust into a flurry of flames on the spot.
But of course, you stay safely intact, Scaramouche is left to stew in his self-imposed hatred for you and anyone bearing witness to all this tries their best to steer clear of the angered Harbinger whilst wondering what you did to earn such negative emotions. However, there are those who notice that his anger is not exactly aimed at you, but more so what you're doing.
Because once your attention is on Scaramouche, it's as if all the anger fizzles out - his face could be carefully blank or a smirk or a cruel laugh. The anger only comes back full force when you're looking away. Some of the grunts have taken to wondering: is he pretending to be cordial with you, while sending you hateful looks when your back is turned? He must hate you, right? But that didn't make sense, Scaramouche didn't even bother to hide his disdain for the other Harbingers, so why make the effort for you?
Why is he glaring at you like that?
Scaramouche hates it when your attention is on someone else. Thankfully, none have made the connection. But even if they did, they'd sooner use the knowledge to their advantage before saying it to his face. So for now, as far as he knows, you and the Fatui are none the wiser.
He hates it. Why? Just why? Surely, you can tell he wants to keep talking to you, even when he spits insult after insult, telling you your very presence was annoying, how you keep wasting his time with small talk when you can just get to the point. But you don't. There's a limit to how much of his disdain you can take, and when you walk away from him to continue your other duties, only then does he realize he has spread too much of himself to leave some room for you. But it's too late. And he does it again and again. You'll come back to him again, he'll insult you again, and you'll leave… again.
If there's anything he's thankful for it's that you still keep coming back, so surely, you feel an ounce of whatever he feels for you as well? Why else would you come back to him only to be ridiculed to hell and back? Yes, surely you love him. Even if it's just a fraction, it's a fragment Scaramouche is willing to guard with his life until he can take more of it.
So when he notices that some people have started occupying your time more and more, well, he's not thrilled, at the very least.
He thought he made peace with that fact a long time ago. Of course you need to talk to other people. Humans are social creatures that thrive off of the interactions they make day by day. It was annoying, but he could let it go. Until he realized the more time you spent with them, the less he got with you.
The realization kicked in when he approached you while you were talking to a Fatui skirmisher. You nod at him and he opens his mouth to say something before you immediately turn back to continue your previous conversation. He gapes for a second, for the first time caught off-guard by your actions, before he's gritting his teeth and snapping at you. The Fatui skirmisher makes an escape for it the moment they find an opening - Scaramouche will be sure to give them a fitting punishment later - before he turns to you and all the fire is put out once more. Your expression is confused and he'd be lying if he said the small fear he sees in your eyes makes him uneasy.
He staves off from seeing you for a while as he cools his head, but that idea backfired hard when he all but ran around Zapolyarny Palace looking for you. When you greet him again, like nothing was ever wrong, Scaramouche makes a promise to himself. It's not like you were the problem. He sees the way you smile at others and he's sure against all doubt that it's emptier compared to when you talk to him. It's everyone else. Everyone else was the problem.
Besides, it's not like he can stop you from whatever you were doing. If he did, you'd start acting differently toward him, too. Your smile would drop whenever he was in the area. You'd wear simpler clothes when you were with him. You'd lose your voice whenever he was in your line of sight. So no, making you stop was not part of the solution.
He just had to make everyone else stop.
Scaramouche thinks they are underestimating how he watches. He has his eyes on you, yes, but that doesn't mean he is no longer aware to what happens around the two of you. He's not all that concerned, however, not anymore. Years of patience has taught him well how to deal with humans. He is well prepared for small little hiccups such as this. He won't hurt them, oh no, not yet. The Fatui needs as many of its people in tip top shape as much as possible, so he can't lay a hand on them.
All is fair outside the organization, however.
Whoever has found themselves under his watchful gaze will discover a lovely little package waiting back home for them. Inside, they will find two perfectly preserved eye balls bobbling up and down in a glass case of unidentified liquid. Scaramouche thinks its a fun game for the offender - how long will it take for them to find out which loved one the eyes belong to? (He should thank the Doctor for extracting the eyes from the host so flawlessly. He just hopes the mad man kept his promise and returned the person where they were last found, and not confined them into another experiment table. Then again, he couldn't care less what comes after. He wipes his hands clean from that.)
It's a threat and a warning all rolled into one gift, tied together tightly with a bow not unlike Scaramouche's love for you. The message is clear.
Keep your eyes to yourself.
Pretty soon, almost any and every grunt notices Scaramouche's eyes on you. But in the rare chance that the anger is not there, and there is only you, his eyes seem to say only one thing.
Look at me.
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xiaosonlybeloved · 1 year
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~When you ask them for a hug~
GENSHIN HEADCANONS #2
featuring- Scaramouche, Childe, Xiao, Kazuha, Alhaitham, gn!reader warnings-impied romantic relationship between character and reader a/n- omfg thanks so much for the support yall!
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SCARAMOUCHE
-First, he'd sassily ask why, muttering something about people being weird these days -But when he realises you're being serious, he immediately hugs you, and doesn't let go until he's absolutely sure you're better. - He hides his face in your neck so you don't have to see the slight red on his face at his insistence to make you feel better
"Hey Scara, thank you so much. That hug from you really lifted my spirits." "What are you talking about? That never happened, alright?"
-You can see the concern on his face tho, and it warms your heart -He likes hugging you, but being the shy lil emo he is, he obviously denies it, claiming he hugs you because you're weak and need his support -You know better though, so you just laugh
XIAO
-He'd give you a short, quick and kinda awkward hug since you asked for it -He'd be pretty flustered after one, especially because you give really tight and warm hugs -He'd quickly detach from you, struggling to keep a straight face and his composure -The tips of his ears would go red because he isn't used to physical contact -He'd then disappear, claiming that he had to go kill demons -He secretly liked it tho
"Can you pleaseee hug me more often?" "What the- for what reason?" "Firstly, because I really wanna hug you, secondly, you actually give pretty comforting and good hugs, thirdly because I really wanna hug you." "I- Goodbye, I sense a large gathering of monsters in the vicinity. I need to go purge them."
CHILDE
-Clingy lil kid -he literally just needs an excuse to hug you -he doesn't want to ever let go of you -he buries his face in the crook of your neck and cutely pleads to stay like this for some time -of course, you can't say no with the adorable puppy eyes face he's giving you, he's called 'Childe' for a reason -the childish happiness visible on his face after you agree is just precious and instantly makes you feel better
"You're such a child, Ajax. But I have absolutely no problem in staying like this, this feels so.. warm." "Aww, this is why I love you so much! Hmph, Scara could never."
KAZUHA
-his hugs would be so warm and comforting that whatever worries and stress you had would quickly disappear -he's so perceptive that you usually don't even need to ask him for a hug, he'll give you one himself -gives you as many hugs as you want -sometimes he also gives you headpats while hugging and you love it -after you detach yourself from him, he affectionately ruffles your hair and emphasizes that you should take better care of yourself -he'd just be so incredibly sincere, warm and kind with everything he does (10/10 bf material fr)
"I do hope you're feeling better now, [name]. I have some things in my mind that could prove to improve your mood even more." "How could I not feel better now? C'mon then, let's get to all of your amazing ideas. I don't know what I'd do without you honestly."
ALHAITHAM
-rarely ever initiates hugs -when he does, they're short and kinda stiff because again, he isn't used to hugging, but they also somehow always manage to provide you a weird sense of comfort -after he detaches himself from you, he sternly asks what happened that you needed a hug and who hurt you -he won't take 'No, its nothing' for an answer, and since you are one of the very few people he actually cares for, he, uh, hunts them down -when you ask what he's done with your info, he just smiles reassuringly and says that you don't need to worry about them because they've been dealt with -this doesn't reassure you at all but you let it go because you know that this is haitham's way of showing that he cares for you -in the end he pulls you in for another quick hug
"Haitham... May I know what exactly did you do?" "That, dear, shouldn't be your concern. Don't worry though, they've been dealt with adequately." "Somehow I don't trust that at all but I'll take your word for it, I guess."
[first time writing for Haitham and Kazu, hope they were okay, also haitham GIMME YOUR HEADPHONES I NEED THEM
have another set of hcs written but they aren't really my best works, but oh well]
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lovelylemonfluff · 1 year
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♡SCARAMOUCHE RELATIONSHIPHE ADCANNONS♥︎
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°Warnings: None, although these are rlly bad (◞‸◟ㆀ)ˢᵒʳʳʸ
°genderneutral
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .Scaramouche/Kuni
↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯
♡ His hair is so soft LIKE SOOOOO SOFT he'll let you touch it, kinda pretends like he doesn't but doesn't say anything unless you say anything about it then he'll pretend he doesn't like it
♡ he listens to a lot of dark trap, trap metal, alt z, and otacore totally not because I listen to those
♡ he secretly absolutely loves kissing you especially on your lips although you don't kiss very often if you kiss him to much he'll say something like "your to clingy, I can't even leave you alone for 5 minutes or else you'll act like this" he doesn't mean it
♡he's actually kinda clingy himself even though he would rather die then admit he can't even sleep with out you, if your outside together your shoulders will always be touching or your holding hands or your pinkied are Interlocked
♡he's not always grouchy like if your trying to vent he gets all sweet and he listens and will do anything in his power to help you just don't point it out tho because he'll be like "oh so you don't want me to help you then, whatever I was actually trying to listen to you once but don't worry I wasn't going to help you anyway" but you can tell he's super embarrassed
♡the only time he'll be super duper sweet and if you say anything won't mind is when he's half asleep lol (*・ω・゙☆゚゚ hell wrap his arms around you and hold you into his chest while he tells you how much he loves and cares for you "I love you more then you could ever imagine, your my everything dear"
♡sadly he's very insecure so he's extremely worried you'll leave him・゜(。┰ω┰。).・゜sometimes he'll share these thoughts sometimes he won't but when he does you reassure him you'd never and it makes him feel a little better
♡PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM (sorry for yelling) (。>ㅅ<。)♥︎ if you do forget to tell him/say it back he's assuming you don't love him anymore or you were just messing around with him and you found someone better
♡when scara is jealous he doesn't hide his feelings he'll openly show that he's jealousy just denies that he's jealous, later on in the relationship he'll realize that he never needed to worry you both sat down and talked about it and now those things don't happen ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ
♡absolutely loves when you call him kuni if anyone else did it he wouldn't be happy about it but with you he just can't explain why he loves it so much
♡it gives him butterflies when you were his hat, he'll act like he's mad but he ready loves it you can see it on his face (´∧ω∧`*)
♡Please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE lay on his chest he doesn't care how small or big you are compared to him just lay your head or body on his chest and snuggle with him it makes him feel like your vulnerable and like he's protecting you and be absolutely loves protecting you and to add on your touch to that is just prue Calista to him
♡this is like the hat thing but HE LOVES WHEN YOU WHERE HIS CLOTHES he was admit it but he will be more open like he'll give you his clothes while your getting ready and if you say anything about it he'll cross his arms and roll his eyes at you "whatever"
♡he thinks your the cutest thing in the universe he's not wrong tho ヾ(´︶`♡)ノ
♡he calls you "baby" "you {Insert an array of curse words}" "dear" all in the most I Dearing way possible at least for scaramouche
♡once you walked in on him singing and dancing he still hasint forgiven you and don't you dare bring it up he'll ingore you for the rest of the day
♡Ajdshsyauwje when you get in to sassy arguments all in good fun of course his heart go brrrrrrrrr (﹡ˆ﹀ˆ﹡)♡he loves it if or when your sassy
♡he thinks your cute when your mad only if your mad over something stupid or petty cuz when your mad he's mad
♡once you faked being a sleep on the couch to see what he would do, be carried you to bed and tucked you in and have you loads of kisses and said the sweetest of things he's ever said and then you really fell asleep (´。_。`) when you woke up and asked him if he took you to bed he denied it so hard
♡of your the type of person who like gets a little mad when people mispronounce certaint words he'll do it SO MUCH (sorry for the yell) with a big smirk on his face
♡him saying "I love you" is very rare he mostly says it with his actions because it means so much to him so he wants everytime to feel special
♡he writes you poems/notes not cute ones tho just insulting you "if you wanna be a little smart*ss please become smart first-scaramouche" "life is good you should get one" "I never insult you I just describe you-scaramouche" "all my Insults will never be as good as what nature did to you-scaramouche"
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Hi (●’◡’●)ノ that was super clingy heh.....(◞‸◟ㆀ) but I still hope you enjoyed! ♡
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sugarcause · 2 years
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can i request sub top xiao/childe/scara... 🧎🏻‍♀️
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🔞 sub!tops xiao, childe, and scaramouche ✉
includes: xiao, childe, scaramouche precis: their subservience to you would definitely not be expected by anyone if they knew how they were. take note of: dom!bottom!reader, sub!top!xiao, sub!top!childe, sub!top!scara, penetration (reader receiving), creampie, hickeys, handcuffs, crying, blindfolds reader gender: gn! voice mail: yes you may nonnie <3 hope you enjoy, thank you for the req :)
❦ xiao
- everyone would assume he were the dominant one in your relationship due to his intimidating aura, when he really just wants you to take care of him.
- his gruff exterior melting away as soon as you kiss him or even touch him. what a needy boy.
- goosebumps rising on his skin as his face flushes, feeling himself grow aroused.
- you slowly riding xiao as tears prickle at the corner of his eyes because he's just so sensitive. he'll beg to just cum inside you.
- he's an absolute mess, drooling and crying while his cock is squeezed by your warm walls.
- he attempts to muffle his moans with his hands and he'll even try to bite his bottom lip to preserve what dignity he has left. (so make sure to cuff him or tie him up)
- he enjoys being marked by you, covered in love bites as you treat him however you want.
- fuck him senseless as all he can do is whine and grip onto you.
- all he wants to do is serve you.
''you're such a good boy, xiao.'' you mutter softly, bouncing on him.
''g-gonna cum!'' he squealed out.
''do you want to come inside me?'' you asked, xiao nodding quickly.
''alright then, take your reward.'' <3
❦ childe
- him thinking that he'd absolutely dominate and wreck you.
- but once you show him how it feels to be under you, he's all yours.
- treat him like a toy because he loves it. being used as nothing more than just something for you pleasure lights something inside him.
- he loves being degraded. call him names like your slut as you ride him to oblivion.
- but he also enjoys being praised, being called your good boy while you thread your fingers through his hair makes him immediately orgasm.
- sometimes, he might try to be a brat, disobeying you. so put him in his place by edging and spanking him and he'll never forget who owns him.
- he often can't get his mind off of the feeling of being inside you. so he can get extremely clingy and needy, bothering you every second just to get any drop of your attention.
- he likes being toyed with in public. pull him away to kiss him, rub him through his pants, or stimulate him under the table.
- if he behaves, reward him by letting him fuck you until he cums deep inside you. he loves seeing his seed drip out of you.
- milk him for all his worth until even cumming hurts. suck him dry or let him fuck your hand pathetically until he passes out.
- if you end up punishing him, as much as he cries, it only turns him on more.
''hah, you're always picking a fight but you're really just a pathetic bitch.'' you mock, staring down at childe's erect length as he looks away, ashamed.
''you said you wanted me. so come on, beg for me.''
❦ scaramouche
- he'd never believe he would enjoy being controlled and used by you.
- yet here he was, surrendering himself to you, letting you do whatever you please with him.
- watching someone as strong and feared as him submit to you gives you such a rush.
- he'll beg and plead for you to do anything to him. touch him, ride him, suck him, he wants it all.
- he's so sensitive that his mind blanks just after one orgasm, eyes rolling as you use him to satisfy yourself.
- he adores being edged and overstimulated as every release feels like he's being sent to heaven. be as harsh as you want with him.
- he'll cry as you take him, especially if he's all the way in you. you just feel so warm and perfect.
- if you cockwarm him, he'll get needy. he'll beg you to move, he can't handle the temptation.
- use him until he can't think straight, your body the only thing he can picture because he loves how you feel.
- make him scream as you bounce on him roughly, not giving him a break.
''you've been a naughty boy recently, scara...'' you murmur, circling around him like a predator as he's cuffed to a chair, blindfolded.
''p-please! i want to be inside you!'' he cried out.
''hm... maybe if you behave.''
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kasdeyalilith · 2 years
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HELP! I'M STUCK!
Warnings: Suggestive at some, Fluff
Albedo x Reader; Xiao x Reader; Venti x Reader; Xingqiu x Reader; Razor x Reader; Scaramouche x Reader
I'll do the part two later, comment who you want me to insert for part 2 cause I can't think of anyone else tbh hehehe. This is my thanks for reaching a hundred! Thanks for reading as always! ehe.
ALBEDO
"Hon? I think the zipper on my dress is stuck. Can you fix it?"
"Sure"
Albedo is walking behind you, and he was ready to hold the zipper when he caught sight of the back of your shoulders. He wants to touch it so badly since it looks to be so smooth.
"You ok Albedo? I should just change I think the zipper can't be fixed anymore" after some silence from your lover, you finally asked him
"No! I mean, it's fixed now. Let's go"
You stared at him, confused, as he quickly zipped your dress and walked right to the door. So your zipper is ok; why is it taking him so long to zip it? Perhaps he actually fixed something? Oh well, you'll have plenty of time to think about it later. First, you must follow your flustered lover because he appears to be heading in the other direction of his lab.
XIAO
"Uhm...(Y/n)... your back"
"My back? What about my back?"
You turned around, looking for whatever was on your back, as Xiao merely stared at you, as if he'd eaten a jueyen chili and his face had become bright red, in contrast to his typically cold nature.
He can now see your back fully as your zipper continues to descend as a result of all your twisting and turning. When you feel the chilly wind on your back, it's too late to do anything about it. It was so cold that you yelped and Xiao looked like he was going to burst. Because of this, he's keeping his hands tightly crossed over his chest in an attempt to avoid any action he'll be embarrassed about later.
Xiao couldn't stand seeing you fumble with it any longer, so he went over to you and zipped your dress so swiftly you didn't notice him behind you. To calm himself down, he made a dash for the door, cursing as he went, as the image of your back flashed in his mind repeatedly. 
"Uh thanks Xiao? Wait where are you going? We need to go to the meeting with Morax, Xiao!" you yelled after him, following the green and dark wisps he left behind.
VENTI
"Windblume? Are you ready yet? Bennet's surprise birthday party will start soon. What's taking you so lo-oh, well, well, well My Dove, you could've said so if you want to do 'that' now"
"Oh stop it Venti! The zipper is stuck I think. I keep on trying to go up but it won't budge"
"Ok, ok! I'm just joking I'll help you but if you want...."
"Nope, maybe later Love. We need to be there in time since we'll be decorating the place"
"Fineeee" Venti whined as he grabs the zipper
"Venti! you pull the zipper up! not down"
"Oh oops! My bad ehe"
"I swear-"
"Yeah, yeah here it's all done"
In the end, Venti appeared to have been robbed of sweets, and you couldn't help but laugh at the sight. You whispered a promise to do it tonight as you kissed his cheek, and he sprung back into your arms, giggling.
XINGQIU
"Xiin!!!! Help me!"
"What happened My Liege!? Did someone broke into our-"
"No, that's not it; I tried zipping up my dress, but it became stuck, and my skin with it. It hurts!" tears formed at the side of your eyes as every move hurts
"Sure my Love, here turn your back to me"
In order to give Xingqiu easy access to your back, you bend down a little more. With his gentle and skillful hands, he was able to free your dress's zipper from its jam and zip it back up again in no time. His hands stayed for a while on your sides and kissed the back of your neck. 
"Call me when you're ready to leave, I'll be waiting downstairs"
"Ok! Thanks again Xingqiu" he bowed down at you before smirking and head downstairs.
RAZOR
"Lupical?"
Razor enters your room and discovers you sweating and red on the edge of your bed. "You ok Lupical? You hurt? Tell Razor! He fix it!"
"No it's ok, I- I just have trouble with my dress that's all and I spent almost an hour fixing it but..." you sighed, feeling tired from making the damned zipper budge
"Let help? I...I can try fix!"
In his hunt for a word to describe the zipper on your back, Razor couldn't come up with one and so he just pointed to it. After saying your thanks, you stepped back and allowed his hands do the fixing while you instruct him on what to do.
"Whew I can now breathe fine, thanks Razor!"
"Anything for Lupical! I help!"
"Aww lemme hug my baby!"
"What baby? no baby here Lupical" you just giggled and hugged him, his face burns red but his Lupical's hugs makes him happy.
SCARAMOUCHE
"That serves you, you keep on moving like a crazed monkey for the past hour. Now your dress is stuck hah!"
"I'm regretting asking for your help you Gremlin!"
"Kneel and maybe I will" he grinned evilly at you while he readies for his Kamera
"Forget it! I'm asking Tartaglia instead! you short mushroo-"
"Don't"
"What?"
"Are you deaf?! I said I'm fixing it now! Here I am, the great Balladeer!, reduced to just fixing zippers!"
"Hehehe thank you smoochie"
"Hmp! Just don't ask anyone especially that ginger b*tch to touch you, got it?! Or I'll zip them up for good!"
"Yes my tsundere boyfriend, I'm just kidding though. I'm yours alone"
Scaramouche stops breathing at that and when he saw your triumphant face having that shit eating grin he scoffed and leave the room in a second. He grabs his chest, that's too close, you'll be the death of him for sure. The sun is the only witness to see him smiling like an idiot at your claim, you're his alone? well then he'll make sure everyone will hear that tonight.
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hqrbinger · 3 years
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meet me at our spot.
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summary; studying with them <333 pairings; xiao, kujou sara, scaramouche, thoma x reader (no pronouns used) warnings; fluff, modern AU, no beta, scara calls reader "bitch", i got a bit carried away with thomas LMAOO notes; wrote this for some study motivation bc i am THREE DAYS into school and i'm already brainrotting over my biases doing hw with me <//3 if they were here doing it with me maybe i'd study harder...... last fic before event !!
(new separators how we feelin ehehe)
song: meet me at our spot- willow
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⇢ xiao likes to study with you for a lot of reasons, and none of them are for the actual material
⇢ you both probably study at your kitchen table most often, or the school library if you need some other materials
⇢ studying with him was now almost a daily occurrence, but it wasn't always like that
⇢ you probably had to ask him the first many times (he's a bit shy ok)
⇢ "you want to study together? hmmph, i prefer to work alone. ...but i suppose it's fine since it's you."
⇢ but now you're both close enough that if he wants to do homework with you, he'll just tag along on your walk home <3
⇢ his favorite part about studying with you is your focused face
⇢ he'll be "reading" as you're working on your history paper, but his eyes can't seem to focus on the words for very long, straying to your furrowed bow, your hair falling messily against your face, the end of your pencil lightly tip-tapping against your lip
⇢ he thinks you're just gorgeous
⇢ he'll bite the inside of his cheek in an attempt to keep his expression in check before hiding himself behind his textbook
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xiao snuck his hundredth peek at you from beneath his bangs, feeling his fists dig deeper into his cheeks as he tried desperately to hide his glances. he had tried, he really had, to focus on the class-assigned novel in front of him, but every word was drowned out in his loud thoughts fawning over you.
he just couldn't help it- how was he supposed to focus on anything when you were right in front of him?
this is stupid, he thought, you and your stupid pretty face, your stupid pretty hair and your stupid pretty eyes.
but he knew he wouldn't have it any other way.
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⇢ with sara, you invite her over weekly to help with some of your tougher work
⇢ if you want to study with her, she might just go the whole time in silence, but thats not necessarily a bad thing
⇢ "you... want me to come over and study? sure, i guess... if you need my help, i'd be happy to offer my assistance."
⇢ contrary to what one would assume, she's gentle and kind as she guides you through the lessons
⇢ everything seems so much clearer when sara teaches you that you would almost rather drop out and have her teach you
⇢ her penmanship is elegant and neat, and her expression is soft as she slowly explains the material
⇢ your heart can't help but race as she slightly hovers over you, her hand resting on the back of your chair as she points things out
⇢ when you get things right, her praises sing like a morning glory, sending shivers down your spine and setting your cheeks ablaze as she smiles down at you
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"so... x-squared to the power of four...?" your uncertain answer trails off in a question as you glare down at the algebra in front of you.
"hmm," she hums dangerously close to your ear as she leans down to look at the problem more closely. "try one more time. make note of the polynomial."
its almost as if a light clicks on in your mind as her words fall into place. "i've got it! i have to fully factor first, right?"
"exactly!" her close-eyed smile stopped the breath from entering your lungs."very well done. you're getting better and better each time."
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⇢ ok we all know this dumbass isn't doing ANY homework
⇢ but, for him and his crush on you, he probably just hangs around while you work
⇢ "you think i study? heh, you're dumber than you look. whatever, i guess i have nothing better to do anyway."
⇢ he tags along just because he secretly wants to spend time alone with you, but somehow you rope him into doing his schoolwork
⇢ he doesn't even know how you convinced him, he's just so weak around you he couldn't say no when you pleaded to help
⇢ its basically sara's but flipped, now he's the one helplessly flustered from your proximity as you go through everything with him
⇢ man, he may complain and whine like the bratty child he is but he would be lying if he said he couldn't listen to you talk all day long
⇢ he's mean and annoying, replying to all of your praise with insults, but he really is so grateful that you're taking the time to deal with him and help him
⇢ he's not used to being treated with such kindness, you're the only person who really tolerates him and often wonders if he deserves it
⇢ but for now he will simply quietly bask in your attention and sweet words while he can
⇢ is suddenly passing all of his classes thanks to you, and if anyone questions him about it he beats them up <33
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"if you break the pencil, that doesn't mean you don't still have to do the problem," you chastised, putting a spare in his hand. "it's not too hard, i know you can do it."
with a pointed "hmph", your upperclassman flicked the pencil across the table and nearly across the room.
"ow!" he yelped, meeting your glare with his own piercing stare after you smacked his head with the pen in your hand. "bitch! what was that for, huh?"
"stop throwing a tantrum, scara! we'll be done faster if you just answer the question!"
he gulped, feeling heat rise to his face slightly at your attempt at a pout. groaning, he turned back around and answered the problems in his chicken-scratch handwriting.
"see, i told you you could do it!"
"yeah, whatever," he turned his head sharply, keeping his apparent blush out of view.
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⇢ thoma and you have probably done homework together since you were in elementary school
⇢i don't know why, but thoma gives off very childhood best friends to lovers vibes
⇢ i sense lots of mutual pining with him, so i think there is lots of flirting during your study sessions
⇢ (aka, not much gets done, but its all good bc u guys can both cram later over facetime after he leaves <33)
⇢ he's probably going to make it his own personal mission to make you blush as MUCH as possible
⇢ lots of giggling. giggling and tickling
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"thoma, if you don't get yourself back to work i'm kicking you out," you feigned annoyance, pushing the larger man off of you.
you stuck your tongue out at him as he drew back, an action which he mirrored back, squeezing his eyes shut. you opened your book up again, allowing pieces of your hair to fall in front of your face, shielding your ever-reddening cheeks. your heart was racing, even though you had done this same song and dance with thoma before.
suddenly, thoma's head flopped on top of the pages, grinning up at you from your lap. you hid your smile behind your hand, flicking his forehead.
"you can't read like this, mister."
"awww," he paused for a moment before ginning his all-too-innocent grin.
"the only thing i want to read is your expression <3"
you blinked down at him for a second before bursting out laughing, falling back against the plush carpet of your room.
"hey, don't laugh! that was a good one," he pouted like a lost puppy, sitting up and watching you wipe the tears from your eyes, still on the floor.
but when you moved your hands from your eyes, thoma was practically on top of you, his hands placed firmly on either sides of your head. his mouth dipped down to your ear, letting out a rough whisper.
"still laughing now?"
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rayofsunas · 3 years
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s/o who is like hange zoë.
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a/n: i adore hange brr, should've instilled the protect hange squad a long time ago, </3 i added kaeya because no one appreciates him here and it's disgusting.
summary: s/o who’s just like hange zoë; happy, outgoing, ambitious, and can become scary/creepy when it comes to their passions.
characters: kaeya, scaramouche, venti.
warnings: just some fluff and swearing, gn! reader <3
word count: 800
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Kaeya
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your happiness is his happiness! he has a lot to stomach and deal with let's be real, so he feeds off of your happiness too.
your pure happiness is refreshing, unlike his mask of happiness that he forces; seeing you genuinely happy really makes him feel the same. <3
keep that up!
you're outgoing, and he is too, so naturally, you work well together!! there's no better fit than you two.
i think if you guys are both outgoing, because of that similarity, you're often together when you have the time; you both vibe and participate in similar activities.
he likes to tease and torment people, and you conduct social/ regular experiments on anyone you can find!
kaeya also thinks you are pretty fun to be around! though... he may judge a tiny tiny bit.
captain elsa strikes me as the type to put up the front he's very accepting, but in the dark, he judges hardcore...
he doesn't do it in a degrading way, more like, "why do they act like that?" kind of way!
and he may not be freaked out or scared of your experiments and passions, but he often stares at you working like "what the fuck."
he's just confused okay?! okay.
he's seen this behavior before from albedo and it never bothered him, but if you're extreme, he's legit so curious but confused as to what the hell is going on half of the time.
you can sometimes see him staring at your experiments with an odd look on his face, confused when you ask if he'd like to assist you.
no, thank you, but he'll stay over here and nurse his wine thanks.
he'd much rather observe in true kaeya nature, and silently judge while he means well.
Scaramouche
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when it comes to your happiness, scaramouche knows he's a bit rough around the edges, so if there's something you enjoy that makes you happy he doesn't mind.
naturally, he wants to be behind your happiness and smiles, his ego won't allow him to not be, but if he can't be there, he knows you have things like your projects that entice you.
you being outgoing works in his favor a lot of the time for obvious reasons!
the sixth harbinger isn't very friendly and makes enemies wherever he goes, so if you can be the beacon of light beside him, that's great for certain trades, deals, etc.
especially if he scares someone off, you're always there to be the peacemaker with your cheery personality.
as for your passions and projects that may be a bit crazy... scaramouche doesn't really care?
he just finds some of your interests weird, but if it makes you happy whatever, do you!
that doesn't mean he won't judge you and it definitely doesn't stop him either.
often calls you a weirdo, nut job, crazy scientist, resident of crazy town-
he means well, but he doesn't stop himself from spewing vulgarities.
"why am i even with you? you do crazy shit."
plus, the occasional reminder that your hobbies are "weird."
though he can't really judge despite doing it anyway; he's basically a warlord!
at least what you do isn't harming anyone - i hope (WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO SAWNEY AND BEAN, I BLAME HANGE-)
Venti
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if you're happy, he's happy!
he practically feeds off of your happiness when he's down, so you're really a good duo <3
he doesn't feel down often, but if he does, just know he always finds comfort in your happiness.
and your outgoing personality is another bonus! it just means he can have more fun with you in public, etc.
he adores you so much!
in his honest opinion, you're one fun person to be around hehe
he finds your odd experiments, and the joy you get from them quite energizing!
he's a bit of an enabler to what you do, so if your experiments and all that aren't the greatest, he'll be like "cool, um, so what's next?!"
smhhh, i don't make the rules. HE MEANS WELL FR!!!
he doesn't wanna see you sad so if telling you to stop your passions does just that, it will never ever cross his mind! not even once.
if you start to become a bit frightening due to your obsession with your passions, he may or may not just comment on it.
"hey! i asked to show me your experiment, not be scared to death!"
but that's pretty much it. he really doesn't wanna see you sad by his comments about something you love so much!
and i just see him as an enabler, oops. </3
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hellooo this is not a request but what do u think of the new upcoming character (he'll probably get release like... at least after 2 years ig TAT) Dainsleif?
Major spoilers for Kaeya’s Character Story and Khaenri'ah Lore. 
TLDR: I like the potential Dainsleif has plus his design is really nice. He might be a catalyst or sword user with empowered auto's or he might be similar to Zhongli that uses field effects and has a delete button for his elemental burst. 
I have many theories on who Dainsleif is and that he is either some type of traveler/god/homunculus and he has the element of ash or quintessence. The opposite of dendro and nature. I'd like to believe that the lore of Khaenri'ah relates to his story and his attitude (since he's from there originally) and it's a desolate place with no archon blessings so the people themselves had to develop their own methods to survive, hence the art of alchemy Khemia. When Dainsleif get's introduced, mostly likely towards the very end, we might find out why Scaramouche said the sky and the stars was a gigantic hoax and the truth behind Kaeya. 
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ANON. YOU. YOU GET A COOKIE. I LOVE TALKING ABOUT STORY AND CHARACTER LORE SO MUCH.
Please, if any of you wanna talk about this I’m totally on board. I love Dainsleif and I’m so upset he’ll probably be released towards end game so yeah two years at least;; 
Okay, so level with me. I’m about to bring out the whiteboard for this. I tried to format it so it was easier to digest but this is pure word vomit and I went overboard again. 
What do u think of the new upcoming character Dainsleif?
I’m very excited. I think his design is beautiful and I want those lore bomb drops. 
Firstly, I can’t wait for him to drop. I’m always a sucker for lore and he’s been dropping hints from the start since he narrates all the character’s collected miscellany. He does remind of me Dimitri from FE3H but I’m excited for more Khaenri’ah lore. 
I have some theories about where the story will go with him and  Khaenri’ah but those are some major spoilers so I left a read more tag if you’re interested. 
Tumblr won’t let me upload his splash art but just google it lol.
Which weapon will he use? 
Catalyst or Sword. He might have empowered autos like Diluc and Razor or he might apply a mark like Childe. 
I can see him being a castor since his right arm is glowing. But he might also be a sword user that uses empowered auto’s like Diluc and Razor. Since the name Dainsleif was King Högni's sword during the battle of Hjaðningavíg. According to the reliable source of wiki, whatever wound the Dainsleif sword cause could not be healed. 
I think it would be cool if his auto’s apply a stack/mark (similar to Childe’s riptide mark), and after 3 auto’s the mark is consumed and the enemy gets dealt heavy damage. Or maybe you can apply debuffs like “defense down” or maybe even a blind, based on the number to stacks you have on the mark. 
What vision will he have?
A hydro vision or a custom one (similar to a delusion). Or he doesn’t have a vision at all and uses alchemy or is secretly a “god”.
As for vision, he might be a hydro character since his splash art appears like he’s coming out of a ball of water. I’ve heard people say he might be cyro also, which wouldn’t be extremely off if visions actually correspond with their user. 
Or he might be introduced with an entirely new element (perhaps a new type of alchemy?). His star is a dark blue too so he might have the element of black mist/dust or ash/shadows as a potential power. 
In the Albedo trailer he mentions:
"But I know it well. It hails from Khaenri'ah: The Art of Khemia. Soil and chalk, the universe and earth, pure dust and the birth of life.”
Perhaps this is the vision/power that Dainsleif has? Maybe even the creator or maybe he even taught Albedo’s Master how to do Khemia. I don’t think he really encompasses the Geo vision (I will seriously write an 11 page essay on how vision’s correspond with their holder). We don’t know a lot about Dendro but I think he might be related to it. But just like Khaenri’ah, he’s reflects the opposite. Instead of “birth of life” and tree’s, he’s the “death of life” and ash. (wow doesn’t that sound deep lolol sorry I don’t really know how to explain it). The way he talks in trailers, he says “mortals” a lot but does vouch for them so it makes me wonder if he might actually be a god. 
Also his title is the “Bough Keeper”. A bough means: a main branch of a tree. This makes me believe that he can either do something similar to what Albedo showed us and can create life or he does the opposite and creates ash. Honestly, a part of me believes he might just have generic moveset’s like everyone else but let me dream lol. 
Or he might not even be a vision holder since we don’t see him holding one, but we only have this angle and art to go off on. He might even use stars haha. If anyone remembers, during the falling star event, Scaramouche says the sky and stars were a gigantic hoax. I would not be surprised if the world is actually upside down or the “sky” isn’t even a sky at all. More like a sheet over Teyvat or some kind of illusion. 
Or another theory, perhaps Dainsleif is the god of time since he says in Travail during the Traveler chapter:
“Defeat me, command me to step aside, show me that you are worthier than I to rescue her. Then, the threads of all fate will be yours to re-weave“
It would explain how he knows so much about the other characters and what happened in the past since he brings up “the war” a lot. I’m assuming it’s either the Archon War or something before that. 
Or mihoyo could shred my thesis paper and Dainsleif has nothing to do with this and he’s some random guy from Khaenri’ah with plot convivence. 
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I just want to mention at the bottom of this, but the classical elements are water, earth, fire, air and (later) aether. I find it funny that the male MC shares the name. 
“Aether, also called quintessence, is the fifth and highest classical element. It’s a material that fills the region of the universe above the terrestrial sphere.” 
“It permeates all nature and is the substance composing the celestial bodies. The essence of a thing in its purest and most concentrated form,”
Or this is just a hint to the traveler’s power since the traveler is the only one that can use all the elements. 
Possible moveset?
He might use stars or air/anemo in his moveset. He could be a very good dps with a lot of trapping potential. Or he might be a field effect support like Albedo, but can still do a lot of damage. 
Imagine Dainsleif uses stars haha, throwing them to do damage like Ningguang’s rocks. The splash art of him shows two stars in the top left. He might have a teleport (similar to Keqing + Mona dash), or maybe he could even have some sort of telekinesis with his right arm. I’m just getting Xayah from league of legends vibes where he can throw the star, it places itself at max range, then he can recall them and the star does damage on the way back. Similar to how Keqing’s elemental skill works but instead of teleporting to the stiletto, the stiletto comes back to you when you press e again. (Sorry I play on keyboard). 
The opposite of nature is void or cosmos so that could be relating to his power as well since the only animation we get of him is in Teyvat Chapter Storyline Preview: Travail (I’m just gonna say Travail) and this black mist comes from his hand and he says: 
“"We will defy this world with a power from beyond.”
Could be interesting hehe. He might even be a field effect character like Albedo. He doesn’t really strike me as the guy that likes fighting but in the Albedo trailer he says: 
“I am content to watch most crises play out from the sidelines. But if Albedo were ever to make a single wrong move...I could not let myself ignore it.”.
Seems to be that Dainsleif is pretty powerful or at least has some type of influence. It could be interesting if he’s similar to Zhongli and has a giant delete button for his elemental burst haha. Or he has some type of imprisonment power like Mona’s burst. Or as I mentioned earlier, it would be fun having telekinesis but this is just me taking liberties haha. 
(and yes I totally understand that I’m forcing the story to support my theory BUT IGNORE IT OK.)
Black Mist/Dust and Ash/Shadows?
Uh I gave up on these summaries lol 
I touched on it briefly but I say black mist or shadows since I believe that Khaenri’ah is probably not a good place to live originally. Similar to how Mondstadt was in the past, it is probably surrounded by some type of barrier (hence the mist or even the sky) that both traps and makes sure no one get’s in or out. Khaenri’ah is quite the opposite of most regions besides the whole “no archon” business but in “Travai”, when Dainsleif brings up Khaenri’ah this shows up:
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It seems like a star to me in some hidden pocket in the sky and what not. This is what I would assume Scaramouche saw (possibly, we have no idea) and therefore there are people and an entire region that’s in the sky. But why would  Khaenri’ah be above Celestia? Since you can see Celestia in Teyvat. I would like to think that Teyvat is either upside down and Khaenri’ah is actually below everything or this pocket in the sky isn’t even in Teyvat and is similar to how you reach spiral abyss. You have to go through this circle in Cape Oath and you get sucked into this worm hole thing and you make it to Musk Reef. Where we saw Scarachmouche and he tells us the sky is a hoax. 
This idea kinda supports my idea that Teyvat is either upside down or the sky isn’t real since how could Dainsleif know who all these people are (since he narrates all the 5 star character’s trailers). Either the man is just really smart and travel’s around a lot but he’s aware of who Zhongli is, an archon from 6000 years ago. This makes me believe he is either a god himself or if he is also a homunculus. Or he’s in the third category and perhaps he’s also a traveler like the main character’s.
I don’t believe he’s an archon but it would be interesting if he was a potential candidate for becoming the Khaenri’ah archon. Since I believe vision holders (human) can become archons and rise to Celestia but Dainsleif refused or he was capable of becoming an Archon
“A human with a Vision is an allogene — one with the potential to reach godhood; however, it isn't clear if having a Vision is a requirement, or simply makes a person more likely to meet the qualifications to reach Celestia.”
But going back to the state of Khaenri’ah, I’d like to think that since the art of Khemia is from Khaenri’ah that would mean that they had to learn how to make their own food and life since they didn’t have an archon to bless their lands. Barbatos had swept the snow and land away in the region of Mondstadt but Khaenri’ah doesn’t have that luxury. Naturally, I would imagine that there are some downsides of Khemia when it was first being practiced, hence the ash. But ash isn’t a bad thing, in fact you can use ash to amend soil and boost your lawn. 
But obviously having a vision would be a whole lot more useful since it’s literally god given talent/blessing so if you have a vision, you might be able to break out and go to the “above” world of Teyvat. If you have a vision you’re seen as being blessed by the gods and you might be able to ascend to Celestia itself. I believe that Khaenri’ah is secretly the abyss and doesn’t see the sun so it’s always dark and it’s hard to grow anything so the people of Khaenri’ah had to find ways to make their own food, hence alchemy. This could be why Dainsleif is so adamant about humanity and questioning the Archons and visions. 
If we are going on the theory that Dainsleif is actually a normal human, then I’d like to imagine he was one of the people that prayed for a vision or some type of blessing and finally got it. But an incident happened and he lost his faith or resolve in the Archons. He mentions it a tiny bit in the Diluc trailer but this is just me spit balling. 
Also, Kaeya’s talents also mention about an abyss and void before the change. I don’t think abyss was made to relate to the abyss order and more the actual definition of abyss but it’s still interesting. 
What is Khemia?
Well I don’t know and I don’t know how accurate google is but let’s try and go through it together. I have no idea if what I’m about to type is offensive since I do not have a history degree and I’m pretty much paraphrasing what google tells me.
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So Khemia, is an Egyptian sacred science. When Egypt was occupied by the Arabs they added “al-” to the world “Khemia” and “al-Khemia”. Al-Khemia means “The Black Land” and is now seen as a possibly origin of the world alchemy. 
Not gonna lie, I did not know al-khemia meant the black land so idk if my hindsight is 2020 or it was just super obvious for my monkey brain. 
As for the world “Chemeia”, it was used to designate the art of metal-working, specifically changing base metals into gold and silver. The Arabs later prefixed it with “al” and the world “alchemy”. Alchemy came to signify the art of chemistry in general. However the word "Chemeia” was probably derived from the Greek word “chemi” which means “black”. This could be because: 
In the sense of "dark" or "hidden", since the Dark, Hidden or Divine Art was the only name by which this science was known to the ancients.
However, the word chemistry might have had a Chinese origin.  It may have been derived from the Hakka term KIM-MI or the Cantonese term KEM-MAI, which signifies "gone astray in search of gold" or "secret of gold". 
Assuming it’s from Egyptian origin, the ancient Egyptian word khēmia means the transmutation of earth, thereby the science of matter at the atomic to molecular scale. According to some etymologists, khēmia or “preparation of black powder” ultimately derived the name from Khem or Kēme, Egypt, the land of black earth. 
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So if we are going with the Chinese origin, I’d like to think that this is a hint towards the story and people trying to find the “gold” or perhaps a vision. This could explain why Kaeya was sent to Mondstadt to hopefully require a vision and come back. 
What is the lore behind Khaenri’ah then?
So, why do I think the people of Khaenri’ah are looking to be saved or want a vision so badly? Well, time to go through the entire Khaenri’ah lore with you lads. 
The Khaenri’ah lore goes as this:
At least 200 years ago, the Eclipse Dynasty threw the kingdom into chaos (meaning it was the last Dynasty).
The people were cursed and transformed into monsters.
Mondstadt’s Knights and Grand Master Arundolyn went on an expedition to Khaenri’ah to fight off the monsters.
In the present,  Khaenri’ah is still struggling against the effects of the curse. Kaeya was sent to Mondstadt as their last hope and for the sake of the “ancient plot”.
1. For those not aware, China’s time periods were separated into Dynasty’s (sort of). The Chinese characters of “Eclipse Dynasty” are [古国黑日落] or "The Ancient Civilization of the Black Sunset". There is probably some type of history or connection to this since Zhongli’s voicelines are full of them but this post is long enough and I don’t know if people want to or care about hearing Chinese history but um let me know? Cause I’m really into that and I will gladly write about it.
2. We’re not completely aware if the people transformed into Hilichurls or were apart of the Abyss Order. But since the last dynasty was literally called Eclipse I would like to believe this supports my idea that Khaenri’ah isn’t someplace you can easily reach and you have to entire a fucking worm hole to get to. I’m in love with the idea that Khaenri’ah is the spiral abyss or at least part of it, that Childe fell into when he was a younger. Perhaps even the spiral abyss is where he landed since time technically doesn’t pass in spiral and it’s just a wave of enemies. I would 100% not be shocked if we have to enter the that wormhole to get to Khaenri’ah or something similar. 
3. Arundolyn was a previous Grand Master and while he did not possess a Vision, he was naturally gifted through intense training. He was formerly one of the Four Winds and had the title of “Lion of Light”. So Khaenri’ah is possible to get to and someone from Mondstadt has done it, but without a vision. The Traveler also doesn’t carry a vision so it might be interesting to see. Kaeya didn’t get his vision until he was 18? 17? When he had a falling out with Diluc. 
I would like to think that perhaps the Archon’s betrayed Khaenri’ah or someone fucked up in their pursuit to develop Khemia to it’s fullest potential or wanted to make their own vision, hence the delusion and how it transforms Childe into a foul legacy form. The Dragonspine lore could point to how Celestia has the power to seal away Khaenri’ah. This also might have been where Dainsleif lost his resolve (assuming he’s a human and just happened to get some sort of power or is really good at Khemia he saw the past or fate or whatever lol)
“Murals, Record of Serial No., and other lore bits in Dragonspine indicate that those who dwelled there attempted to fight against Celestia but lost. As punishment, the Skyfrost Nail was dropped, and the area was turned into a frozen wasteland.
Therefore, people with visions cannot enter Khaenri’ah because of the Archon’s and people that receive visions (which I still think is highly unlikely if you’re in Khaenri’ah) might be able to break out. Think of spiral abyss as some sort of “purgatory” except to enter Khaenri’ah you go down. To get out, you start AT FLOOR 12 and make your way up. Similar to Kid Icarus and how the hardest level was at the beginning and as you went up, it slowly became easier. 
4. I like the idea that Khaenri’ah is a land that either doesn’t have vision holders or the people that do have visions aren’t seen the same way as other regions. People are are actually cursed by the Gods or people that require visions leave Khaenri’ah because they now have the power to. In Travail Dainsleif says this:
"Some say a few are chosen and the rest are dregs, but I say we humans have our humanity. We will defy this world from a power from beyond”
Naturally these are his ideals and I’d like to believe that Khaenri’ah is actually split on this. Some believe in Dainsleif ideals while the other half doesn’t. If we’re going on the theory that Khaenri’ah is actually the abyss then the abyss order makes a bit more sense. 
Plus the idea that Lumine/Aether (I think the story is just going to stick with Lumine being the “villain ”) working for the abyss, it could be because their twin was separated by an unknown god. Aether was asleep and plagued by nightmares with his sister saying “it was too late”, perhaps he lost his memory since he doesn’t know what he was late for? Maybe this is what she meant since I’d assume the story has you going from place to place and the Archon’s stepping down like in Liyue and the Tsaritsa collecting all the gnosis. 
Why is the Tsaritsa collecting all the gnosis?
“She is a god with no love left for her people, nor do they have any left for her. Her followers only hope to be on her side when the day of her rebellion against the divine comes at last."
I can imagine that Tsarista or the Cyro archon is collecting all the gnosis because she believes in the Khaenri’ah attitude and is apart of the ancient plot or is trying to protect them somehow since she isn’t an evil person based on Childe’s voicelines:
“Her Royal Highness the Tsaritsa is actually a gentle soul. Too gentle, in fact, and that's why she had to harden herself. Likewise, she declared war against the whole world only because she dreams of peace. And because she made an enemy of the world, I had the chance to become acquainted with you.”
Or maybe even more interesting, she was actually a citizen of Khaenri’ah since the Tsaritsa wasn’t apart of the original seven but this is a huge stretch. Maybe she’s collecting all the gnosis to finally break the seal on Khaenri’ah? Plus the people of Sneznaya strike me as “I don’t care if you’re blessed by the gods or have a vision, if you can fight then you’re good in our books”. Plus the people of Khaenri’ah are probably pretty mad at the Archons so when the rebellion does come I’d assume the Tsaritsa wants them on her side. 
What happened to Kaeya?
Now Kaeya’s character story goes into how he met Diluc and Crepus. It’s hinted that it was on purpose since Kaeya’s father left him there specifically. 
"One afternoon near the end of summer a decade ago, my father and I passed by the Dawn Winery."
This matter-of-fact description hides a carefully constructed lie. Kaeya has never once spoken the truth about what happened that afternoon:
"This is your chance. You are our last hope."
Kaeya would never forget the look of both hope and hatred in his father's eyes as he uttered those words.
Now you can interpret this as many things, either collecting all the gnosis and obtaining a vision to hopefully come back to save Khaenri’ah could be what he meant or he want’s Kaeya to stop the Abyss Order from literally setting Teyvat on fire. You can probably sympathize with the Abyss Order if we are following the theory that they are actually the mutated monsters of Khaenri’ah citizen’s during the Eclipse dynasty but it’s also like, how about we not set the world on fire ya know?
But interestingly, the reason why Kaeya’s father left him with Diluc’s family is because they have a long history of participating in the rebellion against Decarabian 2,600 years ago and Vennessa’s rebellion against the Aristocracy. 
What will happen when Dainsleif get’s introduced?
So, I’m fully on board with the “Kaeya being the secret prince of Khaenri’ah” theory. I like the idea that Dainsleif is Kaeya’s servant or trusted advisor but I think that’s mainly rooted in the ship. Dainsleif strikes me more as someone who observes and only steps in if he has to because it might affect fate or whatever.
“I am content to watch most crises play out from the sidelines. But if Albedo were ever to make a single wrong move...I could not let myself ignore it.” 
I don’t think Dainsleif is the King of Khaenri’ah that Jean mentions in her hobbies voiceline but perhaps he was related to them somehow. Maybe the first King or the King that Jean mentions was real and Dainsleif was his friend or the God that helped him become King, then the Eclipse Dynasty happened and everything went downhill. Since I believe in Kaeya being a secret prince from  Khaenri’ah, Dainsleif would still be somewhat loyal to the Kingdom or perhaps he had lost faith after what happened and how so many people got corrupted and turned into monsters. 
I was talking about this with my friend but what if genshin pulls an fgo and “kills” Kaeya? Similar to FGO where Leonardo “died” in a car accident and when we visited a shop, there was just a hologram. What if genshin’s story kills Kaeya in a cutscene, and we can no longer use him since Kaeya was a free character, only to return as - THE 5 STAR WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR - the prince of Khaenri’ah.
When will we see Dainsleif?
According to the “Travail” the order of appearances is this: 
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I believe part 1 is finished with Zhongli and dragonspine was just an add on for Albedo. But this makes me believe that Dainsleif and Khaenri’ah will be after we go to Snezhnaya. Also side note, the music for Natlan slaps hard. 
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But yeah, I kinda went a bit off track and started talking about the story haha. I really love lore so if anyone has any questions about other characters or want’s to discuss the genshin story I am all ears^^. Also, if any of this becomes true in two years time I WILL BE BACK TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO. 
Or genshin prepares to rip this post apart and none of it is true. If you actually read my word vomit I appreciate you and you get a free cookie. If you’re wondering where I’ve been, it was writing this haha. 
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Fixing Their Tie For Them Before Work Genshin Men HCs
bonus!: pulling on their tie to kiss them......🤭 Thank u for 400 follows! This is a special 🥹 this might come in parts if I'm not lazy
pairings: diluc x scaramouche x itto x cyno x gn!reader (separate)
warnings: reader is shorter than them cries
tags: modern au, fluff
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Diluc
Crepus taught young Diluc how to tie a windsor knot before he had passed. And since then, he's been a professional at tying his own ties before going to work
But one day when he was finishing up his breakfast, his tie came undone, was about to get to work with the undone tie but thankfully you saved the day by fixing it!
It's not like he doesn't know how to tie his own ties but having you do it for him felt different
With every turn you did of the tie truly made him feel cared and love for
He's never forgotten how to do it himself, yet you always see him with an undone tie wrapped around his neck before work, almost begging for you to do it for him
You see him struggling to tie it in front of the mirror? Or he almost forgot his tie to work? Or the tie is literally knotted in the wrong directions?! He does this on purpose. It's not like he's using you to do these mundane things but he just loves it when you do.
BONUS
Diluc was always punctual and was right on time to leave for work for the day. He was looking at himself in the mirror, the tie you did for him was a perfect full windsor knot. He puts on his black blazer and was about to leave, when you called out for him.
"Forgetting something?" You quizzed, in your finger were his car keys jingling. "Oh." He vocalises. He approaches you. Right before he could even grab the keys from you, you tugged his tie, bringing him closer to you, pulling him into a long and deep kiss. But not long enough as he'll overstay his welcome.
"You look so professional and handsome." You patted his cheek lovingly and adjusted his hair. He was about to leave yet again when you had to force him to a stop to open his hand and put his keys in, closing it into a fist. His face was so flustered and so pitiful to look at for forgetting!
You giggled at the sight, pushing his front bangs to the side to give his forehead a sweet kiss. He went to work that day with a warm feeling in his chest.
Scaramouche
Doesn't know how to tie it and is pissy that he doesn't
He watches YouTube tutorial videos everyday before going to work. Despite doing it almost everyday, he still doesn't seem to get the knack of doing it in the right order
His cusses and insults echo around your tiny apartment everyday!
He gets 'angry' when you insist on doing it for him, but that deep blush spreading across his cheeks to his ears gives it away
He scowls everytime you get to such a close proximity with him just to fix his stupid work tie, and hates watching your delicate fingers move all over his chest effortlessly so he prompts to just look away.
BONUS
Very loud and angry curses could be heard throughout your home as it has every morning. You just woke up from your shared bed and had on your house slippers when you heard this. Moving to get to your hot headed partner, he doesn't tear his eyes away from his YouTube video.
He messes up once more, and again and again. You glanced at the clock on the wall, and he was going to be late at this rate so you had to do something. "I'll do it." You announced, turning the office chair with wheels he was on so he was facing you.
"No. I can do it." He replies sternly, moving his chair to turn back when you pulled him back and did his tie effortlessly, as you've done so everyday. There was a red hue creeping up his cheeks, and he didn't want to acknowledge it. "Psh. Whatever. I need to get to work.. See you." He says, absentmindedly grabbing his things to the door.
You see him off to make sure to give him a goodbye-kiss as you do all the time. "What is it now? I'm running late here." Pulling on his tie, you brought him down to your face and gave him a short well-lived kiss. ".... Can't get your hands off of me, can't I?" He mumbles, blushing harder than before, shutting the door behind him.
Itto
Doesn't know how to tie it but he doesn't try to hide it!
In the earlier days, he barges into your shared room for your help. "Help me tie it, please!" He whines, and you're just there sitting on your bed upright trying to process what just happened.
Because of this, you decided to wake up at around the same time as him so you can get up and do his tie and see him off for work.
He always makes sure to give you a bunch of kisses and praises as thanks. He loves how you always do these things just for him, and appreciates it.
You're convinced that despite his behaviors at work, he looks so professional that nobody says anything because he's so cute.
BONUS
The red horned oni was rushing to work one day because he decided to sleep in and cuddle with you some more. Now he was facing the consequences by struggling to tie his tie with a piece of toast in his mouth.
And before he could even call you for help, you came over sleepily with his case full of paperworks that he forgetfully left on the bed. You fixed his tie swiftly and pat his chest done. He lets out a sigh of relief at this, grabbing his things from your hand.
"Thank you! I love you so much." He sighs deeply. And he was about to run back to do the door before you cleared your throat rather loudly to catch his attention. He was just out the door, so he peeked his head in to check on you. He hums as a response, and sees you pointing a finger to your cheek, expecting a kiss!
He shakes his head for his forgetfulness and rushes back over to plant a kiss to your cheek. And right after the kiss, he was pulled down from his neck as he was a towering height. He was given an even sweeter kiss. And then another, on his forehead, his nose and eye. He giggles in excitement for all the love you give him. And the kisses just keep coming in again and again.
He was late for work that day.
Cyno
Does know how to tie it himself but somehow, his tie seems to never be knotted fully before leaving.
Everyday you'd sit together to eat breakfast before work, watching videos together and what not.
"Your tie's undone." You remind him mid-biting into your meal. "Your tie's undone." You remind again when he's washing the dishes. "Your tie's undone." You repeat again when he's grabbing his papers.
You were fed up with him honestly.
When he was at the door, you pulled him by the arm and pushed his tie up, so it was secure and perfect. It's become a bad habit of his, but it's really unintentional. He likes that you do it anyways.
BONUS
It was a typical morning for you and your partner, you both work during the day and see each other again at maybe lunch and at night. Your breakfast was simple but enough to energize you through the day.
Both of you were in your work attire, something professional and appropriate. Then something caught your eye while you were downing your meal. His tie was undone.
It was honestly annoying because he does this every other morning. He watches the video on the screen while eating, not even noticing what's happened to his tie.
Later, you both were in your shared car. You usually drive him to work because yours is further. "See ya later, alligator." He says unironically, making you cringe. You rolled your eyes at this statement and he was just about to head out the car when you suddenly pulled him by the tie and gave him a sweet, long and deep kiss.
He was almost in a trance. Even after a long time of dating, you still have him wrapped around your finger. The blush plastered on his cheeks were not so evident, but it was there. "Your tie's undone." You grumbled, pushing his tie up so it was secure.
I hope u guys liked this I put my whole ass out to write this 💀 woke up in a cold sweat when I first thought of it
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